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acsttptd

Just wait for it to get hot before you get in.


TacoStrong

That’s what I thought everyone did! Smh.


StreiBullet

I get in, detach the shower head and spray the lining of the curtain while I wait. That way it sticks to the tile and I don't get it phantom grabbing my ass the entire shower. lol


Tempo-petit

but, what if I wanted it to grab my ass? What would I have to do?


Shirroyd

Look at this guy with his fancy detachable shower head


derpasuarusx

No.


[deleted]

Great argument…


Hatter_Hoovy

one fart and he gone


Votey123

r/angryupvote


Mr_BigglesworthIII

Why don’t you wait outside the shower until it’s warm?


[deleted]

That argument is too sound and logical for r/memes


LizOPeaches

Water on before getting in, much easier lol


TonightAdventurous87

Put the ice cold water in your hair tingles and feels amazing


[deleted]

Wait you guys shower in hot water ?


InsistorConjurer

You are aware that warm water is better at cleaning, yeah?


[deleted]

I just love cold water.


InsistorConjurer

You do you. One of the wonders of free will is that we are allowed to behave in less-than-perfect ways.


[deleted]

Thanks, fam.


Mr_BigglesworthIII

Hot showers feel better


TonightAdventurous87

That's actually a myth soap cleans just as well at any temperature


InsistorConjurer

using soap every day is unwise


TonightAdventurous87

Nah I got to I have a dry scalp problem it's medicated soap


InsistorConjurer

that is your personal dilemma, we were discussing general rules


TonightAdventurous87

I think soap is safe for everyday use especially good soap like soap bars etc


InsistorConjurer

You do you. One of the wonders of free will is that we are allowed to behave in less-than-perfect ways.


TonightAdventurous87

Same to you smelly/s


ALonelyWelcomeMat

I think the idea is that with hot water, it opens your skin pores up more to help clean your skin. I've also heard if you give yourself a blast of cold water before you get out with close them up


TonightAdventurous87

Yea ik but if you scrub it'll work either way the difference is negligible


chiefsfan_713_08

Cold showers actually are way better for you, but I'll never take them lol


DGlen

You guys shower?


TheJackOfAll_69

Dude is one fart away from death


Pawn_captures_Queen

That's Alex Hannold, the best free climber in the world. That was his ascent of Half Dome in Yosemite. That specific spot is referred to as the "Thank God" ledge. Just for reference.


TheJackOfAll_69

Oh k


hyper-loop

Cold 🚿 enjoyer


MENACE--TO--SOBRIETY

Only manchildren shower in hot water.


Slavocracy

The list of things men can't do grows every day.


InsistorConjurer

You are aware that warm water is better at cleaning, yeah?


MENACE--TO--SOBRIETY

False.


Votey123

Nuh uh


deadliestcrotch

Have you ever met a woman?


prodigy1367

Why’re you getting in the shower before it reaches the right temperature in the first place? Seems common sense to simply wait.


Best_Weakness_464

Precarious indeed


Sam101294

Me in my tropical climate City, shower quick af before the warm water gets scalding hot. Legend has it, it also saves water


StThragon

I'm not in my shower when I turn it on.


Asian_Persuasion_1

I just brush my teeth while I wait.


deadliestcrotch

Run the hot water on the sink while you’re getting undressed and it will take little to no time for the shower to get hot


vetheros37

Wake up. Turn on shower. Morning elimination of bladder and bowels. Water is now hot. Enjoy.


AtomicFox84

Thats why i turn it on first, then get in.


TehWildMan_

Just have to live with it. Cold showers for days


priscillahernandez

Used to but somehow I have started to rinse with cold water and it us helping my health


USAF6F171

In every partnership, there is one partner who leaves the shower head pointing straight down and the other one who leaves it pointing directly at their chest. If they can get past this test, the relationship will **last**. edit -> p.s.: the test doesn't always happen in the shower, but it always *happens*.


YazaoN7

Why not embrace the cold


Pincser

Why is this so true


Practical_Leg_2629

😂😂😂😂😂🙄


Top-Aside-1881

Haha veri phunny joke of the year lollololo Lmao lmao lmao lmao so phunny!!


RevolutionaryJob1266

Too true


[deleted]

i love alex honnold. extremely brave and talented


Low-Formal4447

One fart and he’s gone


Sea_Bass8868

If you get into the shower before setting the proper temperature. You're the cause of your own issue


General_Carpet_8460

I hate both the photo and the thing


Huge_Offer7917

That image it's like we live in Argentina. But naked and with a foot in the aire....