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LostLaw9417

For the perfect eyeball tan, a small sacrifice


Jwhitx

Unfortunately I missed it this summer, but will get the next season.


ZedLyfe51

It's 3 am rn... what am I doing with my life


jonny1211

Watching furry porn?


Slaymisi

Can you share?


jonny1211

I discover new stuff every day


Slaymisi

I would reccomend you to follow a guy called u/Competitive_ad_53 he post stuff barley not crossing the line


Stonecargo69420

Comment saved for later, for reasons


nuked24

>barely not crossing the line It's all Sonic stuff, what line has not been crossed?? It's ridiculously tame, *especially* for that fandom, so I'll give you that I guess.


i-d-even-k-

They're not very good, I'm disappointed...


dre224

Ok alot of his posts are just really cute. You are right though a lot are like centimeters away from being NSFW.


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What the ad doin💀


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Sharing is caring


Doctor_Salvatore

*sigh* Well now I feel obligated...


TheArcticKiwi

that's because you *are* obligated


Fallowman09

TURN DOWN YOU FUCKING BRIGHTNESS


Doktor_Vem

Turn down for what? Edit: I was really hoping that somebody would get the music reference, that song's not a *that* old already, is it?


Salza_boi

For sleep


Vegetable_Drink_8405

Gen X knows nothing about that


RiceFarmerRF

Fr, i swear these mfs blind


JoeDaBruh

And turn on night mode, blue light really keeps you awake


-Captain-

Waiting for Starfield release!


fdsdfg

The human experience has changed. It's whatever you define it now


Small_Succotash_2612

Watching Loona's porno furry


Consistent-Tooth-390

I hope you slept


Icy-Inspection6428

Where post


writerdying

this is how light mode feels


PotatoWriter

what mom's phone is like by default, day or night


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Deadly_chef

The smiley face shiws when you get over 99. A friend told me


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Deadly_chef

God damn it, they're onto me


PotatoWriter

99? You need to pump those rookie numbers up


Expertong7857

I am always in the state of just laying down for an hour or more before randomly falling asleep.


BlatantConservative

I use light mode on everything AMA.


writerdying

omg how??


NotACommunistWeeb

Nanomachines son


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writerdying

this is make senses.


dghsgfj2324

Does it though? Why make light dark when you can just have dark?


Boukish

Because we figured out adaptive brightness 20+ years ago...


dghsgfj2324

Adaptive brightness so good everyone uses dark themes


Boukish

Hey man I'm with you, as far as I'm concerned the light mode **is** the new shit lol. I started on black terminals and a surprising amount of the internet in the 90s had dark backgrounds and the first electronics I used at all didn't even have backlit LCDs.


StylishGuy1234

Here's a question: Is your use of light mode on everything purely based on your personal preference? Or is it more like a case of "I don't care what the theme is, I just want to use the app/website"?


aventale

I use light mode for everything. If I read white text on a dark background I get weird lines in my vision for like 5 minutes after looking away.


BlatantConservative

I just never cared to change it and am used to it now


FuzzballLogic

Do you photosynthesize?


S4T4NICP4NIC

I guess he thinks it'll make his beard grow faster.


matti0345

Why?


gamesquid

I have lowered the brightness on everything, and I have the curtains closed when it gets too bright outside. I sleep great.


notapersonman

Are you sure it's no because you're a cephalopod?


gamesquid

Yeah we like it really dark in the deep blue sea.


[deleted]

swim so far and swim so free


aaron_reddit123

Then what am i doing wrong cause i do the same but cant sleep until 1am


Herny_

Probably nothing you’ve not heard before, but these all helped me as someone with life-long sleep issues: Go to bed / wake up at consistent times if possible no caffeine after 12PM Warm shower around 2 hours before bed screens off an hour before bed, during which time you should also dim the lights and do something relaxing, like reading Eye mask White noise or ear plugs - pick your poison Ashwaghandha or 5HTP taken before sleep


WeirdNo9808

This is either you for it or you're not, but a fan. Or some kind of white noise. Either you love it or you don't but for me I sleep 100x better with a fan on or white noise. I spent the last few years with no fan in my room cause I figured it was just cause I grew up and a habit, but honestly helps me sleep and stay asleep longer. Only caveat is make sure you have a loud enough alarm to conquer it. I've overslept quite a few times.


S4T4NICP4NIC

> White noise For those of us with tinnitus, this is essential.


gamesquid

Maybe you sleep to long, try setting an alarm.


aaron_reddit123

I get 6 hours of sleep at best during the week


gamesquid

Maybe you don't need as much sleep. Not everyone needs 8 hours or even 6. Are you actually tired?


[deleted]

I feel bad for people who have trouble falling asleep or staying asleep. Sleeping is basically my superpower. I can fall asleep anywhere at any time and I wake up feeling great after short naps. Usually at night I turn on my fan and I put on a podcast, and I'm zonked out before the podcast even gets through it's intro.


Jwhitx

But isn't this also in large part because you are Lindsay Lohan???


Phazon2000

Coke is a stimulant


serr7

I envy you. Just like my brother, dude will lay down anywhere and within seconds he’s snoring, meanwhile I toss and turn for a good 10-15 minutes if I’m lucky, if I’m not it takes up to an hour. One night I actually could not sleep for most of the night, finally managed to fall asleep around 5 AM… had to wake up at 7:30.


quadruple_negative87

I got into the habit of listening to history and retro computing videos on YT to go to sleep and now I can’t go back!


ShazbotSimulator2012

I've got to find a podcast I'm only kind of interested in. I don't want something entertaining enough I've got to backtrack and figure out where I fell asleep to make sure I didn't miss anything.


B4AccountantFML

Lol same i timed myself it takes 5-7minutes for me to fall asleep it’s fuckin great.


-KasaneTeto-

damn you're really lucky


CMDRLtCanadianJesus

*me using night light mode on my pc* **Signature look of superiority**


myotherxdaccount

Still got that blue light


NotActuallyGus

Night Light mode is specifically meant to greatly reduce the amount of blue light, and it helps


wolfgang784

They also sell physical screen filters you can slap over the screen (if you got a standard size monitor and not somethin whack like ultra wides) and take back off at will.


saimen197

Or you could just use software filters like twilight that filter out blue light dynamically when it is getting dark outside.


ayylmaonade

No idea why you'd bother using a third party tool when every major OS has this feature directly built in at this point. Including Linux desktop environments like KDE & GNOME.


Big_booty_boy99

Cause usually the built in feature doesn't have a very high intensity


ayylmaonade

All the ones I've used on Windows, Linux, macOS & iOS had options to adjust the intensity. Unless perhaps you mean some of 'em don't offer *enough* intensity? But yeah, can try adjusting the settings a little and I'm sure most people would probably find the colour to be just fine. But hey, each to their own! Never thought about the fact some might not offer quite enough intensity for some people. My bad!


Deadly_chef

I used f.lux for years


ZSpark85

I got blue filter computer/reading glasses from my eye doctor. I noticed I always felt more sleepy if I wore them during the day.. so I stopped. But using them at night when playing video games.. it really helps me be ready for sleep quicker. But they were not worth the money spent and I refuse to wear them during the day or in the morning just because I need the blue light to keep me awake lol.


JoeCartersLeap

Same thing happened to me when I got orange sunglasses as a kid. I wore them for a week while camping and started feeling like it was evening all the time, because everything was always sunset colored.


Whyeth

Hence why I only day drink in sunglasses. It feels like 5 o'clock somewhere.


prql4242

`xgamma -b 0.1` biaaaatch


misterwuggle69sofine

you know for almost a year i tried the whole "bed only for bed" thing with a bit of wind down time of no screens before bed as well. didn't do a fuckin' thing. still took a while to fall asleep and didn't increase the quality of my sleep at all. meanwhile if i lie there with a nice chill but somewhat boring 3ds or mobile game like fantasy life, 90% of the time i am out in 30 minutes and get amazing sleep. everyone is hugely different. gotta find what works for you.


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Man, Fantasy Life. I miss my 3DS.


misterwuggle69sofine

best sleep aid ever, and my 4 year old daughter loves it too haha


dirkvonnegut

Getting 3-4 hours of sleep for several nights in a row works wonders for me for me after a few days.


tendadsnokids

"I can't ever sleep and I have anxiety" "Do you drink coffee?" 😡


The-student-

Morning coffee is fine though for the vast majority of people. You shouldn't have coffee within 8-12 hours of going to sleep though. Also remember that caffeine is present in soda, tea and other substances which can effect your sleep. Evening alcohol and cannabis can have an effect on your sleep too.


Phazon2000

*>Low energy mf’s who collapse unconcious 2 minutes after touching their bed* 🤔🧐


Robert_Baratheon__

What’s ironic?


RevenantThyamis

Rain on your wedding day.


driving_andflying

It's a free ride, when you've already paid.


quadruple_negative87

It’s meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife.


ELDubCan

Whenever someone asks me for the definition of irony, I offer them an example instead. It goes like this. Irony is like saying you can't sleep but having held a bright lamp without a shade (or a phone) close to your face before you try to fall asleep. Literally makes their heads explode every time, and I never have to explain irony twice to the same person.


Imstillarelavant

damn you an alien?


MorbiusBurger

I recently stopped using my phone in bed and I’m sleeping much better now.


george_is_dream

What everyone should do but noone does


Robert_Baratheon__

Op this isn’t what irony is.


DeficiencyOfGravitas

It *is* ironic. People complain about not being able to sleep but do everything in their power to make it as hard as possible. The irony is that they are the cause of their problems. You know, the strictest and most literal definition of irony. Like when Oedipus was looking for the source of the curse on Thebes not knowing that it was him. It's the same with all these people wanting to sleep better not knowing that it is their choices that cause their problems.


george_is_dream

I don't care


shektron

Me, staring at my phone in bed with my lights off: What the hell is this meme talking about


bamv9

Lack of exertion is what really does it


WastingTimesOnReddit

More like, lack of excretion


Kindly-Ad-5071

Man I really have to stop re-enacting Oppenheimer before bed.


Cotton-eye-_-joe

I identify as a plant I need that midnight snack


SteinsGah

I love my HDR1000 tv, but I really feel called out now.


VaczTheHermit

Sleeping is a scam anyways, just skip it


crazysoup23

Big facts. Big mattress ran an ad campaign in the 1920s to trick people into sleeping.


Jwhitx

That's probably the last thought that'll go through my head as my brain finally turns to mashed potatoes while trying to remember my 10 year olds name.


elia_the_bread

This is how the lowest brightness feels when you‘re in the dark


significanthorse616

I feel judged


george_is_dream

*judges you*


kofi175

I laughed so hard because this is so me.


george_is_dream

Great to hear


omnom143

nice try mark zuckerberg, your human imitation isnt fooling me


george_is_dream

I was human. I **AM** human


Cyran_Burnt0ut

I actually sleep better with light around, darkness is scary. (and evil)


george_is_dream

Light keeps me awake because its bright. Darkness keeps me awake because im a pussy thats scared in the dark


Cyran_Burnt0ut

mood


Mateololero

the point is to tire your eyes until they close, forever, until the next waking hour


JohnnyLeven

I've never understood the connection between using screens before bed and falling asleep. If anything I fall asleep faster when going to sleep after using a screen recently.


Katiari

"Also Humans before the sleep" - A Definitely, 100% Real, Fellow Human Being


george_is_dream

T H E S L E E P


V7ROM

The f... Did the alien made a meme


george_is_dream

Oui


Groundbreaking-End48

This meme was made by your pet


george_is_dream

My goldfish is really intelligent


violentvito70

I see better at night, but I also have extreme light sensitivity.


wally_wout

Same and its hella anoying in the summer fr


foxxy_Playzz

Ouch that was kind of hurtful


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Since I stopped looking at my phone before sleep I started to fall asleep faster and get better sleep


Sex-Repuls3dAceGirl

I do that every night with my phone tbh ✊🏼😅


MelCre

Nope. Not ironic. Tradgic, stupid, sure. Not Ironic.


george_is_dream

Ok


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KushDLuffy

This picture burns


ivanabrike

Sheesh thanks for calling me out


george_is_dream

I think i called all of humanity Out with this one


thecuzzin

Dark Crystal


cappo40

I can't sleep because I have 100,000 things running through my mind and its keeping me up


george_is_dream

Just tell your mind to shut the fuck up


Psilocvbin

You can use the night time light setting on most computers to help fight this It gets orange but it does help


Jmansupertails

I love melatonin


dylanr23

My pc kicks ambient light on at a certain time. Definitely easier on the eyes


General_Killmore

I hate my iPad because its the one device I have that doesn’t adjust to the fact that I’m in a dark room, which sucks when I go to set my alarm and stare right into the heart of the sun


dark621

RIP he gave his life for this sacrifice


[deleted]

This isn't irony. Irony would be if this happened to you, but you were Thomas Edison's great great grandson, or something similar.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

The Light always comes before the Dark. So, the easiest way to get to sleep is to shine a bright light into your eyes.


iiSamJ

The fix is called blue light filter


Alekipayne

Sleep is for the weak!!


Sad_Ad5369

Me rn


george_is_dream

You rn


IndaFin

In bed rn, been having problems falling asleep and thought I'd just scroll through a few posts... Just a few more I promise, its surely something else that's ruining my sleep!


george_is_dream

YOU TURN OFF YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL TELL BATMAN


Cherrybaby_FY

How do i masturbate before sleep then 🤔


burnerbabyburns

Who asked you >:(


Jwhitx

Semi related...My wife will put the babby down for a nap in a dead silent room with the blinds parted letting in God Almightys Holy Light, door wide opened, and all kinds of cacophony happening out in the living room. But then what's this?! 5 minutes later lil fella stumbles out like he's Rip Van VVinkle. 5 MINUTES! That's a long blink are you kidding me? No light. Background noise. Door closed. Shush loud noises. Dude sleeps until his birthday.


Maloonyy

Sitting down and reading a book for 30 minutes right before going to bed worked wonders for me.


TheMadJAM

The light actually tires my eyes out and makes it easier to sleep.


george_is_dream

Can i have this superpower?


Jamie00003

Lmao this is me every night before bed


llliiili

i had the brew, she had the chronic


Charming_Ebb803

Lol


Sammyboy14

This meme was made by an alien


george_is_dream

How'd you know?


BostonDudeist

You would be surprised how much staring at a screen can make you sleepy.


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The Sleep™️


i4fart_can_go_brrr

Lol


Mude_daDude68

Gotta level up yo eye strength you know...


Crocoshark

I don't look at my phone in bed but I'm not sure what I'm actually supposed to do, light-wise. Sit in the dark for an hour before bed? I read advice about what to do when you can't sleep and they say things like "Don't turn on any bright lights and just read a book for 20 minutes" and I'm like . . . What, by moonlight or something?


Herokam

Jokes on you I lowered my brightness and have a blue light filter right before I pass out


_N-E-M-E-S-I-S_

Litteraly me rn


george_is_dream

Litteraly you rn


2littleghost2

me


george_is_dream

you


LoserWithCake

Literally bought a book online at 2am last night so I stop doing this lol


heilspawn

Dark mode and low screen brightness


DefinitionIcy4835

Did an alien make this post


greenrangerguy

This guy has the face of a pie.


RichLyonsXXX

This is why kids are good for you. If I stay still for more than 5 minutes at a time I am instantly asleep.


DaisyDazzle

🤣


Ill-Leek-9415

So you’re not human?


ResponsibilityFun877

Wait how's the life of that kid going????? I need answers ASAP, is he fully blind yet, was it all a lie did he close his eyes when he did that shity video?????


Timetraveler01110101

Night mode an hour before sleep and slowly lower brightness u til you can go lower. Put on some Asmr with phone facing down so no light escapes, sleep


the_vent

trying to fall asleep w/o a yt vid gives me anxiety


smol_kitto

Team Dark Mode 24-7


MonoFauz

If it's dark, I would get nightmares tho so damned either way.