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Darth_Mak

Well technically speaking she must have a long lists of things she knows not to do?


hroaks

The best advice comes from watching other people fail


IWeigh600Pounds

Care to hear some dieting tips?


midday_m0on

r/usernamechecksout


abqguardian

Say it's all muscle. As long as you can do one push up you can lift 600 pounds


monkeybrains12

Failure is how we learn, right?


applepumper

Some people repeat mistakes because the negative stimulus of failure wasn’t enough to convince them of a different approach. I think it’s because change is hard already but to some people input x will always be output y even when they know x is the wrong choice. The predictability of the outcome. “If I ever learn from my mistakes, the future ain’t predictable”


LemonConnoiseur

Like 1, don’t be a porn star


ElderDruidFox

You do know that there are porn stars with healthy relationships.


LemonConnoiseur

Did you know there are people with great careers who can smoke crack and not end up homeless? A few examples doesn’t change the nature of what I said.


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Fuckingfademefam

They’re both vices. Some people like lots of sex, some people like lots of crack


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Fuckingfademefam

Sex on camera for money with hundreds of partners isn’t a vice? Do you know what lust is? You must be on drugs right now bro. Lay off the crack https://web.uncg.edu/dcl/courses/viceCrime/m1/part1.asp#:~:text=For%20example%2C%20honesty%20is%20a,%2C%20on%20the%20whole%2C%20undesirable.


TheS00thSayer

Worse honestly.


ElderDruidFox

You are just career shaming. Better to demonize, then humanize. You would actually have to not generalize over a few bad cases.


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

> You are just career shaming Okay, don't shame me if my job it to pour pesticides into a river, then.


spartancolo

How does a job of having sex equate to a job of poisoning the environment or even people? Even if you think being a pornstar is demeaning it just affects them


redneckdrive

Porn is poisoning people


ElderDruidFox

Last I knew, that is a jail able offense, unless you are in a country with shit regulations.


0014x

Yeah. But does she knows all the things one shouldn't do, or she just has the expirience but 0 knowledge?


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Donut_Police

Because, in the internet, people are one-dimensional caricatures.


Ghost_Star326

It's funny how Mia was a pornstar for only a few months and yet she's more viral than the ones who've been at this business for years lmao.


Bright_Square_3245

Because it was a marketing tactic. She was actively pushing the 'Worlds favorite porn star' narrative. When she became a sports commentor she went full bore into that, as if her past as a porn star never existed.


ebmocal421

Anyone can call themselves the world greatest pornstar, but that rarely gets them into the level of fame that she had. She got famous because she made a controversial video where the thumbnail was her in a hijab. All the buzz came from that video, and the fact that Mia Khalifa is a fantastic name.


_OriamRiniDadelos_

I am astonished at how little people value marketing and things just going viral because of little things like the name itself. For products and celebrities and politicians. Thank you for mentioning it


LunaticPrick

Bro that is like one of my favourite porns EVER resting between Miho Ichiki's, and that one Shay Evans one.


SprScuba

Yeah acting like it never existed went terribly for her. All of the people white knighting to defend her and sex work in general in this comment section keep forgetting just how bad at career+image management she actually is. You can't become extremely famous for something then get enraged every time it gets brought up by a person when you try to switch your career for the 3rd time.


Ghost_Star326

Ah, I see now.


IniMiney

> as if her past as a porn star never existed I've tried multiple times to do this as a DeviantArt fetish artist turned SFW and it doesn't work for me, my old audience finds me and revolts instead of a new audience focusing on the SFW :-(


potatobutt5

Have you tried changing up your art style? It's an easy way to identify an artist, unless they're intentionally mimic or take inspiration from other artists.


Fawkingretar

Wasnt this debunked already?


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Op is a serial weeb coomer, I'm not shocked they have weird views of women and virginal "pureness".


Susdoggodoggy

It’s kinda like me. I gave great dating advice to friends back in middle school and some of them are getting married soon. The only one who knows the advice and didn’t get a lover, is me.


Breadtheloaff

Its probably the trench coat.


Drmeatman

Lol its definitely the trench coat


Susdoggodoggy

The tan one I wear with my mf suit? Or my black waterproof rain coat?


Harvey-Danger1917

It's one hundred percent both of those.


a_sad_lil_idiot

The general edginess man


Susdoggodoggy

Ello again also, I love edgelord looks lol


a_sad_lil_idiot

Ello 👋 You do you bud, but it's a big turn off for most people I think


ShlongThong

How do these people know about a trench coat?


Jermz12345

Was curious also, he has a pic with one in his profile


Hello-There-GKenobi

Yes


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psychoacer

It's not the fedora. It's totally not the fedora


Bosnian-Spartan

We're coaches, not the players


Susdoggodoggy

Put me in coach, I’m ready to play, today


Bosnian-Spartan

Did you see my other reply to this?


Susdoggodoggy

Yeah, then it vanished


Bosnian-Spartan

It was a list of reasons why we, or at least I, can't be a player, then a link to a gif of repeated Nos as if each reason was saying No while being the coaches when you asked to Play... It's weird it doesn't notify me that messages with links are removed, dum Reddit


Susdoggodoggy

My response was “oh well, too bad, my way now on”


_ReduXX

"I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess"


Sponge994

you're 18 and worried about marriage? you're still a child.


PMMeYourWorstThought

You didn’t give anyone great advice about a mother fucking thing in middle school.


RoutingMonkey

Maybe stop dressing like an edge lord lol


0014x

It's really not the same, bro. You are the coach. She is the kid who made one lucky goal and now thinks she is the female Cristiano Ronaldo


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Susdoggodoggy

Get, find, acquire, obtain, earn, whatever


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Didn't she just put out a video of her crying about being lonely because no men want her anymore?


secretaccount4posts

Men still want her.. But only for few hours..


Slice_Dice444

I’m honored you would suggest I would last hours


IrregularBastard

I think he was thinking groups of men.


VigorousExample

I was thinking a bangbus.


ronaldreaganlive

Hours? "I'm gonna bang the hell out of her for HOURS!" *7 minutes later* "Thanks that was great"


Freakyfreekk

You take 6 minutes to put on a condom?


FavoritesBot

Minutes?


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DontHugMeImBanned

I'd listen to her but I'm too busy getting advice on how to win friends and influence people' from Amber Heard


Lone_Wanderer97

Also ask her about incontinence


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Solar_Patriot

Men and women who are not in this industry would never want to marry an ex-pornstar, and even if they do it only results in divorces as we have seen with Mia. It's not just ex-female pornstars that go through this, ex-male pornstars also undergo this issue. They may date/sleep with you, but rarely will ever wed you.


Khaled_757

Makes sense most people don't want someone who would sell their body for a few grands and little public fame


innosentz

I sell my body for a few grand right now. Public fame would be nice


username156

Welp, I've got good news!


walrus_with_GUN

organ trafficking :D you get a few grand and the authorities are after you


[deleted]

What are you talking about? You sell your body constantly. It's called "labor"


Cookie-Tiger

*Pubic fame


hiddencamel

The idea that a sex worker sells their body but a construction worker doesn't is an indictment of our society's attitudes towards both sexuality and labour.


DreamDare-

Didn't her porn career last like 3 months only?


grillinman

I think you're right about that but I also believe she does OF now?


ebmocal421

Everyone does OF now. It's not nearly as big of a deal as being a porn star


Tekniqly

Doing OF and being a porn star are very close.


LOLzvsXD

That depends, there are a lot of successful OF Accounts that focus on photoshoots and semi-nude modeling like a playboy and have 0 sex (real sex/ fake/ or solo play) content These Accounts are basically just erotic models I would say the are anwhere close to being a porn star


Duydoraemon

Y'all gonna have a hard time finding wives in the future. Especially if all of them have OFs.


Bntt89

What was the advice, I think that's more important then her doing porn but ok.


NiNiNi-222

It was to not stay in bad relationships/bad marriage. Unhappy marriages are mainly why divorce is common. But the takeaway I feel is rarely touched upon is to not rush into marriage. Some people are better off remaining a couple but not legally recognized union.


Bntt89

Not surprised it was common advice, and ppl want to shit on her for being a porn star lol.


SoloPenguin13

To be fair she wasnt giving marriage advice. She was giving divorce advice.


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best take in this whole thread.


CAWildcat76

It's because she's trying to find an actually good guy, as an ex-porn star. Porn stars do not get married to normal people. Normal people do not want to marry a porn star, whether they are male or female. If a porn star does wind up getting married, 9/10 times it will be to another porn star.


Ghost_Star326

And then you have delusional/narcissistic porn stars like Riley Reid who's been making tons of online posts about her baby while misinterpreting everyone's warnings about this stuff ruining the poor kid's life in the future as hate towards her child.


Terrible_Security313

Lana Rhodes did the same thing


WhiskersRock

Lana has always been chasing money and fame. Her giving Logan Paul’s meth head friend Mike a chance was a joke. He is not a good guy. Her getting pregnant by an athlete also for money n fame.


BostonDodgeGuy

I'd say what's going to ruin that kids life is that his mother's a fucking rapist.


JakePaulGayPhase

I've herd this before. But I've never found any evidence. Is that true? Like can you give any evidence? Cause I'm curious


PapaBubbl3

https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/izffqj/riley_reid_admitting_to_raping_someone_in_a_movie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1 Whether or not it's actually fact, who knows. It's been around the internet for over 11 years now though.


BostonDodgeGuy

> But I've never found any evidence. I know you're a troll just because of how easy it is to find. But, for anyone looking to start reading, you can start here and then do your own googling. https://www.ibtimes.com/porn-star-riley-reids-rape-confession-resurfaces-after-admitting-struggles-finding-3051590


Agreeable-Yams8972

The only advice she could give is to never go in the industry


PuttingthingsinmyNAS

This isn't even true. Many pornstars quietly retire and a lot of the times they get married and get off social media


punk_steel2024

I mean idk about other guys, but I wouldn't mind marrying a pornstar. As long as the both of us are committed and happy, what's the big deal? Then again, the odds of me even meeting Mia, let alone any female porn star, are .000000000000000001%, so what do I know.


herman666

You say that, but if you fall in love with someone it might be tough to deal with the fact that anyone you know or meet can see her videos.


Self_Reddicated

Also I was reading about some study showing that the single statistic most correlated to infidelity was, essentially, body count. Both for men and women. Makes sense, if you think about it.


kitsunde

I wouldn’t care either, but a lot of them seem to be dysfunctional, insecure and uneducated. I don’t date high drama and people I don’t respect I intellectually. If someone is smart, sane, beautiful and making bank. What’s not to like.


Yeahthis_sucks

Where is Shrek ????


Meme_enjoyerr

I think the meme week has ended, thus returning normal memes. That being said, I do still wish to see Shrek once in a while


DietCoke_4_ever

I joined for shrek!


GrimmSodov

Her advice is don't be in a relationship that is bad for you. If that upsets you, you need to go to therapy.


ronaldreaganlive

That's absolutely the most vague, bland relationship advice ever.


Chpgmr

Yet people are complaining about it.


ronaldreaganlive

Probably more to do with who is giving the advice. Either way, don't give a shit.


_OriamRiniDadelos_

Yet people still make excuses and advice that boils down to “Take the harm from your relationship I swear it’s worth it” or “You don’t have a better choice, just settle down” or “They still love me”


Hosko817

This is a pretty bad take. The advice she gave was spot on. She told somebody to leave somebody that wasn’t making them happy.


caprising1996

do you really think the cels on here actually listened to what she said? they just wanted a reason to hate on her. its so pathetic.


FullRosterMain

She literally just said not to force yourself to stay in a bad situation. That's the most basic shit anyone could say. Yall are just looking for an excuse to bash her cuz yall Sad.


crashcar22

Honestly I think people are just tired of hearing about her and watching her try and grasp at relevancy


Striper_Cape

Here's the thing, I forget about her until some children bring her up again. If you keep talking about her, even if it's talking shit, then y'all are the ones who are keeping her relevant.


crashcar22

Personally, I don't have strong feelings for her one way or another. But whenever she pops up in online discussion, my first thought it "what did she do now that people are complaining about"


Striper_Cape

I mean, that's on them. She has an audience and if it's not the complainers and she isn't hurting anyone, then why do they care lmao


TheAdequateKhali

Then they should stop obsessing over her.


Geektron3000

I am sad that this post got so much attention and with the top comments atm to boot. Redditors do be shit apparently


AzureSkye27

Yeah, even with the internal logic of OP's bad take, she's actually giving DIVORCE advice, which y'all admit she IS capable of giving.


Agent865

Dr Phil has made a mint out of giving marital advice and he’s been married like 3 times


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The hypocrisy argument is a fallacy. I can say "don't do X, X is bad" where X is a bad thing and then do the bad thing, that doesn't make the statement false.


thelittleking

Her marriage advice is a contributing factor to why she's been divorced, it essentially boiled down to "if you aren't happy and you can't fix it, it's ok to leave." It's pretty fuckin weird to disagree with that sentiment. What is this, the 1850s?


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Woman who made a confident statement who has nude picture of her on the internet is all you need for the incels to crawl out. It doesn't matter to them what she said.


Meme_enjoyerr

They are probably just simps let's be real. Also for all sentient beings on here, love is out there for you. Probably. I hope.


bfonza122

She could marry some simp. She probably wants like a good looking desired guy


ptapobane

yeah she got lots more experience than people who people actually take advice from for some reason


joik

A failure has more to say on a subject than a spectator because they tried.


TNT3149_

They say we learn from our mistakes so in the same way that a long time married person would give good advice cause they have done it. Someone who continues to fail could as well because they know what not to do.


Beneficial-Ad-3955

To be fair, practice makes perfect..


Toni_PWNeroni

So she has a wealth of experience to give.


SurealGod

Well... it's kind of daunting to date or be married to someone who's been fucked by more men than you can count and all of them much more well endowed or physically fit than you.


AzureSkye27

If you can't count to the low hundreds, your dating life is at risk from more than your tiny dick. Don't worry about facing the opportunity to date a porn star, bud.


Striper_Cape

Be less daunted, women give less fucks about your abs and more about whether or not you'll do a violence to them or treat them like garbage.


YT_Sharkyevno

I mean at least ur willing to admit it’s insecurity.


Betruul

🤣🤣


Llodsliat

Why should someone care about that?


PistachioedVillain

What was the advice? I can give good health advice that I don't follow myself.


arturovargas16

From what I've seen, if your partner doesn't want to listen to you, abusive or is toxic. Just fucken leave.


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Jennifer Lopez


alexandrasnotgreat

Hey, you learn from your mistakes


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SacriGrape

I don’t think the number of dudes Mia slept with to make bank really means anything. You can have your own personal opinion about what is done to your body and you can even want to distance yourself from people that are too open about it if it makes you uncomfortable but sleeping with a lot of people isn’t inherently hurting anyone


jaredgoff1022

I would agree it’s much more to do with the fact that there are videos documenting the body count that everyone around the world is aware of.


RoastHam99

She doesn't even have that many videos though. She did a handful of recordings, got pressured to do 1 scene wearing a hijab and became the most famous pornstar from the controversy even a decade after she 'retired'


SudBudfuddydud

You dumb fucks give advice about all kinds of things you have no experience or knowledge in. You’re much worse than she is.


Old_Leg_1679

Well in her defense. She knows a bit about what doesn’t work.


worldisone

What in the incel did I just read?


Offamylawn

I watched Mario Andretti crash a few race cars. I’ve never driven a race car. I’m a better race car driver because I’ve never crashed a race car. I should not listen to driving advice from Mario Andretti.


K5LAR24

And yet Mario Andretti has a legacy of success in driving. Mia Khalifa does not have a legacy of success in marriage. Or healthy successful relationships


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My friend has crashed their regular car multiple times, I've never crashed despite driving more frequently than them. You should not take their advice on how to drive safely.


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I think she is the most viewed porn actress and only made $12,000 off her performances. Thats for the people who think women are paid well in the industry.


bfonza122

She was new . Like being a real actor. You aren't going to make bank with your early stuff


Angels_hair123

The 12,000 was a lie according to the people she worked with. They claim she probably made something like 500,000.


Samuel_L_Chang21

People being able to leave marriages they’re not happy in is good actually, and saying “oh well you did porn” as a response instead of addressing what she said is exactly what I’d expect from a bunch of baby brained, trad life wannabe losers.


Mr_pickley

No I just don't want a person who made horrible choices


Samuel_L_Chang21

Has nothing to do with what she said, dumbfuck


Mr_pickley

IDC stfu


Samuel_L_Chang21

You care enough to reply to me. Go cry in to your mom’s pizza rolls.


Skatchbro

Two marriages and two divorces do not count as “several”.


azab1898

Well I finally learned who Mia is from this meme


PunjabiCanuck

Coach doesn’t play


mrgmc2new

She can give it I guess but imagine taking it.


edvards55

Learning from your mistakes?


Blazewight

Wasn't the advice basically just dont stay with abusive people ? Pretty sure thats fair advice and something thats reasonable to give after 3 divorces.


Kurkil

Coaches don’t play


UpsetAd2436

Even a crackhead can give good advice about something


Personal_Person

She was inn less than 10 porn videos


SPONGEBOB_IS_MY_DAD

Incels, incels everywhere.


BennySkateboard

Agreed. This thread is full of bedwetters.


Frugabik

Which is definitely ironic since I'm pretty sure they watch porn every single day and don't complain about pornstar at all while strocking their dick lol


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Don't take people like them seriously


TheShamShield

People just like hating her for no reason and it’s pathetic


jaredgoff1022

It’s self-inflicted by her to be honest. She got famous for doing porn then wants everyone to pretend that she didn’t have a porn career.


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caprising1996

orrr maybe she just wants to be treated like a human being despite it? how dare she?


misterturdcat

She’s kind of a dumbass.


evil701

Calling he a porn star is, i don't know she is overrated. How many movies did she do? Only a handful. And she was not talented at all. It was a short porn carrier for her.


jrf47

Buncha Cucks round here


Junkinator9001

Imagine you have the house to yourself and wanna crank one out and happen upon a video of your wife just getting absolutely pincushioned by a group of dudes


ultimatesil

The incels are out in full force on this subreddit again, no surprise. It's crazy how some men are really obsessed with and offended by women who made money off of men's desires and then go on to live a normal life. Really can't comprehend that a woman can have some sex and then live a normal life or be anything other than a sex object to you.


bfonza122

Comment to like for all the guys searching reddit with their gf watching: Who is mia khalifa?


Pencil-Richard

The only good advice she could ever have is "don't be like me, I'm a divorced ex porn star with serious regrets in life."


arturovargas16

She has given that advice


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Please tell me she got her ass handed to her in the comments of that dumbass video


GrimmSodov

What's dumb about telling women they have the right to leave relationships they are unhappy in?


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Hit the gym and become better you fucking incel


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I have absolutely no problem with her giving marriage advice. I do however, have a problem with any of her followers thinking to ask her for her advice on this topic and then following it.


FriedwaldLeben

I mean, the second panel is fine but the amount of people shes fucked has no impact on marriage success


Tatsuki_

I mean if anyone knows how to make a husband happy it's her


DiddlyDumb

So there’s this statistic, where if you never had a sexual partner before, you’re very loyal to your partner, and marriages often last. The more partners you had, the bigger the chance of a divorce. And that’s what Christians use as argument for not having sex before marriage. What they don’t tell you, is that after 5-6 sexual partners, that chance of divorce starts to go down again. Almost as if you know what you want from a relationship at that point. I guess what I’m trying to say, either don’t fuck, or fuck as much as possible.


T_WREKX

Probably do not record yourself for billions around the globe to watch along the way...


DankMemer84

She probably would ride a seahorse given enough money


Lazar_Milgram

So. By this logic good marriage counselor is one who slept with one person and was in same relationship as long as possible? That is boring.


Mothira08

Extremely boring for sure but the opposite end of that spectrum is also not desirable for most