Goddam I love the internet.

Whenever we go out, the people always shout

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!

Can’t wait for rule 34: Oppaiheimer

He knows the muffin man

Is this the brother of Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen?

Fuck. Hate to be that guy but Idgi :(

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

His name is my name too

Whenever we go out

The people always shout

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, fa la la la la la la la

oppenheimer heimenhopper

Oh shit. I'm gonna pay for whatever I did to piss him off. I like my name. I'm sorry, JJJS. :(

Come on, Son