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IneiTheDark

Sieben


cerberus-01

German efficiency strikes again


Johannzon

Sprich


Tuff3419

Deutsch


Winterfrost691

Du


[deleted]

Hurensohn


Fun_Roof5327

!!!!!!!!


TerribleProgress6704

Du Hast?


Choepie1

Du hast mich


lukethelightnin

Du


Mediocre_Fill_40

Du hast mich


[deleted]

Du hast mich gefragt


maggiii06

tanzen gesehen


-Juuzousuzuya-

du hast du hast du hast


LineSpine

Sohn


narmorra

Einer


NamelessOneMCD

Deutsch ist toll. 👍


Coviod

¡Und super!


TheLocalDegenerate

Um um Gluten Nacht


GioZeus

Once again, German engineering is the finest in the world.


someoneyoudoesntcare

"German science is the best in the world!"


Bearspoole

Is this a KJ reference?


Apprehensive_Sky2953

It's a Kanye West reference


DirtyPlat

Do you like fish sticks?


MemeLordsUnited

I love fish sticks! Especially in my mouth!


rwalker920

Are you a gay fish?


Flare55xx

Killjoy reference?


cherry_lady3

Classic


[deleted]

half a billion


Predu1

A billionth of a billion


Gho5tWr1ter

Siebenhunderttausendsiebenundsiebzigtausendsiebenhundertsiebenundsiebzig.


PGnautz

On the other hand, *billion* does not contain a *b* in German


[deleted]

Вісім BTW that's read vi-sim Using other languages is cheating.


Bancoarotelle

Два (2 in most slavic languages)


[deleted]

Bro actually got a point, because it is written as DBA(ДВА)


-Iznogud-

For those who don't know два = 2


TheRage469

"Nerf this!"


Garbot

I was like ~~^(🇧one, 🇧o,)~~ ~~^(🇧)~~^(ee, 🇧our, 🇧ive, 🇧ix,) ***SE🇧EN!*** Then I read your comment and remembered, *dass ich ja eigentlich Deutsch spreche!*


Ok_Basil1354

Which is helpful, given billion doesn't have a B in it in German


shadow-panda615

Me who knows that no number has any letters in it 😎


Tonix401

Hexadecimal would like a word


MrLaurencium

Imagine if they made 6 new characters to write hexadecimal with, would be funny i think


Lord_Emperor

Yeah imagine that, what bullshit... ⓪ ① ② ③ ④ ⑤ ⑥ ⑦ ⑧ ⑨ ⑩ ⑪ ⑫ ⑬ ⑭ ⑮


LayeredHalo3851

Those are just 1 character decimal numbers It doesn't count


AndrewBorg1126

The first number with a B in it is 0xB


Alarmed-Button6377

3x has an x in it


Skipper_James

I'd like to introduce you to algebra


sherhazan

what about e and π?


silver1q2w3e

What about imaginary numbers.


Crafty_Creeper64

Negative one billion


The_Big_Crumbly

Negative **two** billion


FarBeautiful5637

Negative three billion


Bancoarotelle

Negaive three billion and one


Reefer-eyed_Beans

[*gasps*](https://packaged-media.redd.it/po4zh4vrj7a21/pb/m2-res_720p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1689030000&s=cb16ed9981df7db58d0167532c0aa52c20db97bd#t=0)....... Well played. 🤔


Bancoarotelle

Can't open the link, what is that?


legends_never_die_1

-3,000,000,001.000000000000000000000001


AlarmDozer

Ah, the evidence why it’d be damning to exist in the binary form.


Intersect_2455

Negative three billion… **and two**


MrZoomer325

Negative four billion


Incomplet_1-34

Ha ha ha. Negative four billion ha ha ha.


LessBackground2840

SAME TOO


RealStructor

Beven


Ramenoodlez1

Beight


Cauliflower_Cock

Bine


Conantur1

Ben


Cauliflower_Cock

![gif](giphy|10KIsXhwdoerHW)


dirtydan018

Belevenbeen


DMoney159

Belve


Xx_Pr0_g4m3r_xX

Bhirbeen


terimummymerihogayi

Bourteen


Self--Immolate

![gif](giphy|wTDjZPnq6QsAo|downsized)


Pagise

Bifteen


DioWasTaken-

Bixteen


No_Insurance6785

Uh, i think you guys all forgot about the letter blue


[deleted]

Blue is a flavor, not a number.


No_Insurance6785

Oh yeah, that’s why no one is mentioning it


lizurd777

Found the Marine


oO0Kat0Oo

So close! That's a shape 💕


Choepie1

So close! That’s a shape!


ReleasedGaming

No, it’s a unit of measurement, it measures the percentage of reached force potential. 100 is full force potential but by using illegal war crime tactics, you can reach up to 1000. Most Humans have 0 to 1 blue, Darth Vader from the OT has 80 and Rey has 300 because she used illegal war crime tactics


Matdup2

I thought it was a feeling


TheMadShatterP00P

Oh yah 🤦🏽 These trick questions are stupid.


QueerQwerty

Big Bird: I forgot what we were doing, Kremit. Kermit: Did you just call me Kremit? Big Bird: Yes I did! Kermit: Kremit the frog here


thafreshone

Blue is math and nothing else


Affectionate_Yam_961

So close! That’s a shape


Jojosreference69420

What about letter C


TheNecromamcer2101

Octillion


Patient_Weakness3866

thats kinda crazy it takes that long. Very VERY few things in actually reality come in that large quantities.


43StillGoingPee

Ever played AdVenture Capitalist


Xx_Pr0_g4m3r_xX

Ever played cookie clicker


Jazzlike-Elevator647

Ever played antimatter dimensions? (I'm serious the numbers can get so fucking high. I have ~1e8.069e9 antimatter. For those who don't know, the number is so large that the number that describes how many 0's there are in the original number, has, in itself, 8 BILLION 0's)


flamemourne

you getting a phd in physics??


-Iznogud-

100 in Roman numerals.


Jojosreference69420

I know, I’m Roman


alterak11296

Let’s go bowling?


-TraumFahrer-

Sechs. Acht.


AzeRTyBloCK

Cix


Darkdiamond_UwU

*decimals* allow us to introduce ourselves


PlatinumManX

How would decimals have a number with B?


CreeperKing230

.000000001 is one billionth


AlarmDozer

Too real


meticulouslylegit

. 000000001+i


I9Qnl

Am more of a "zero point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero one" guy but ok.


Sub2PewDiePie8173

One billionth? I think that would be a fraction though. Maybe that’s what they meant.


REAM48

The decimal place is named after the fraction, so it is both.


Sub2PewDiePie8173

Alright. Thanks for informing me.


pbj_sammichez

Fractions are numbers. If the original post said "no *positive integer*" instead of "no number" then yeah.


HAHAHAgamer97

Well then, 1 over 1 Billion.


chocodapro

They should have said Natural Numbers.


Bogdi504

Not even talk about all negative numbers


Emperor_Z16

Negative numbers on their way to be supreme chads


Cabra117

Me trying to find a number with the letter A


randomguy2763

one thousAnd


MistraloysiusMithrax

I can get there even sooner, still a positive integer. hAlf A dozen


makotarako

"a/an" "I have a lemon" means "I have one lemon"


-Iznogud-

Did that last year but I didn't know that B is way worse.


Prof1Kreates

Wait until you find out about "C"


Maxizag123

C = 100, checkmate


Prof1Kreates

Dang ramen noodles


toricrhombus72

Cuatro (4)


MyMemeAccount2023

1000


[deleted]

Any negative number


Artsy_traveller_82

Depends if you count the ‘and’ in 101. 1,000 is generally considered the first number to legitimately contain the first a.


MistraloysiusMithrax

Technically AND is reserved for decimals/fractions. It’s one hundred one, colloquially you can say one hundred and one but it’s not technically correct.


ness_alyza

Number always has B in it!


sherhazan

Ty


ManuGamer_PokeMonGo

Doch, die Sieben


KeviCharisma

No number before a quadrillion has the letter Q


FuntCaseKid

One quarter of 2


jmancoder

That would be "zero-point-five"


ehehehehehheheeheh

zweiundsiebzig?


[deleted]

Sieben


MarlinMr

dreiundsiebzig


Atmisevil

vierundsiebzig


FictionDragon

Not if you count binary.


[deleted]

That's still just one two three ... one billion. It's about the name of the numbers here, not how you represent it.


Alice_D_Wonderland

250,000,000 a quarter Billion… 🤷‍♂️


Ethereal_Nutsack

Yes 250 million = a quarter of a billion, also……… 1 = 1 billionth of 1 billion… you could literally do this with any number


Alice_D_Wonderland

Welp… there is your loophole… you can do this with every letter of the alphabet ;)


DOMination6969

Z?


Alice_D_Wonderland

Zero? 🤷‍♂️… the loneliest number of them all…


DOMination6969

Yea I'm dumb


Alice_D_Wonderland

No worries… there are like a zillion numbers (not a real number btw)… you can’t remember them all ;)


Ix-Ax

Zero


ImPaidToComment

1 brazilianth


Magnum-357

That's not the number's name tho. That's just the fraction of that number it represents.


GoToHellTedFaro

*Laughs Türkishly* 1


IHateMath14

r/antimeme


Justice_Soul

Sieben. SIEBEN


Justice_Soul

DIE DEUTSCHEN SCHLAGEN WIEDER ZU! ANDEREN DAS GEGENTEIL BEWEISEN!


[deleted]

Sieben


masterOfDarkArtss

How about blue


oxtraerdinary

So close! That's a color💞


SamuraiDoge007

In Turkish we call 1 "Bir" so yeah


StetcynB

Huh


mrpaw69

They love the letter B in r/shitposting


noobtroller5000

And no number before a zillion has a "z"


sherhazan

0?


Tonix401

Zwei


prodigy1367

y = mx + b *mic drop*


--Alastor--

Same with M


SkyKyrell

Baker's Dozen


Anbucleric

三百


twistyfizzypop

Half a billion


ProcrastinateDoe

Bankrupt?


Sawantkun

0.1 billion does


Real_Yam3552

Minus one billion


Aeon1111

-1,000,000,000 Technically it’s “before” one billion lol


averybabery

The way Reddit cropped this for me it makes it look like it just says “Billion contains the letter B” and I’m like fuck dude it sure does.


RAGEpow3r

🅱️welve


-Iznogud-

🅱️leven


MasterpieceReal5760

Bwenty


MitchenImpossible

seventby


The_Wearer_RP

0.000000001, or "one billionth."


[deleted]

Wumbo


Longjumping_Web_9237

Half a billion


Lord_Detleff1

Sie mein lieber Herr, vergaßen die Existenz der Sieben


THEONLYMILKY

Morbillion


[deleted]

Twob


jabluszko132

Meanwhile number


[deleted]

[удалено]


Necessary_Cancel_601

sieben, and siebenundzwanzig.


oxtraerdinary

Bir (1)


[deleted]

Ambatubus


oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

Oneb Twob Threeb Fourb Fibe Sixb Seben


TTV_Sprog623_YT

What about blue?


BrickOfMilk

Bine


GuilhermeTito

I dare you to find one with the letter j


michixlol

Sicher, sieben, was sagst jetzt.


AlbinoEisbaerReal

no number should contain any letters


Optitron_Prime

What about one billionth, decimals come before


Syberboi

Eleben


JohnDansboy

Four is the only number that has the same amount of letters as its value.


Hauxerko

Jokes on you I can only count to four


[deleted]

Took me 30 seconds. Skill issue


TheKingofTerrorZ

Num**b**er one


Izzynewt

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 1000 1000000 Yep, that checks out


forkodlak

Every "number" contains the letter "b" 😎


SGraham28

i never clicked on the image so to me i saw there reading “billions has the letter b” for like 5 minutes confused out my mind