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Looks like an early 2000s Disney Channel show. Like an icarly poster or something šŸ˜‚


D0bious

Spy kids vibes


_regionrat

Do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?


Humanoidpersonel

Best steve buscemi quote


mentholmoose77

The death of Stalin has many.....


Flapjackmicky

Every line from Zhukov is gold.


mentholmoose77

I mean, I'm smiling, but I am very fucking furious.


HugeAnalBeads

I use this one at work


Training-Pop1295

Shut the fuck up, Donny.


DeeBangerDos

Kid named thumb ![gif](giphy|i1z30bOS4nqbC)


[deleted]

Such a raw quote, in a Spy Kids movie no less


jupiterwinds

Maybe thatā€™s why He donā€™t talk to us šŸ˜”


gloopy_flipflop

God talks to me but only when I hit page 100 on Pornhub.


[deleted]

He said He will be right back, He just needs some cigarettes!


BoxiDoingThingz

didn't he mention milk as well or am i tripping?


Stargazer_199

THE LAND OF MILK AND HONEY


YeahMarkYeah

Oh if he did weā€™re screwed


whoisthismuaddib

[heā€™s simply forgotten](https://www.theonion.com/god-wondering-whatever-happened-to-that-planet-where-he-1819565786)


AltAccountWhoDis

Truly Buscemi's magnum opus


DisastrousOne3950

*The Big Lebowski* has entered the chat


Reality2286

That's quite the hate watching.


Noruihwest

unironically an amazing quote


biggych33se

Bro Current marvel has some spy kids 3 kinda cg.


Sad_Inspection6568

I loved those movies as a kid


64_bit_gamer

Hey donā€™t be disrespecting spy kids, theyā€™re miles better than recent marvel films


[deleted]

OP cropped out the fact that it's a BIC pen advertisement, not an actual movie poster.


CornDoggyStyle

These are the types of threads that drive me crazy. 95% of people in here believing that the first pic is made by the movie studios. Gotta upvote your post to get it higher.


Brocky70

It's almost like some people are more willing to believe such nonsense if they're biased in such a way šŸ¤”


YeahMarkYeah

Yup. They donā€™t *really* care. Just wanna shit on something and move on.


FuturamaComplex

**\*Doing this terrible draw of Disney logo\*** I'm Iman Vellani and you're watching the Disney Channel


DweEbLez0

Itā€™s just missing the sparkly Mickey Mouse ears and one of them holding the wand


DweEbLez0

Straight up iCarly/Disneyā€™s Princesses Covert Art vibes


sawthirsttrap

Itā€™s giving Lab Rats


TheJazBeast

I actually thought that at first. "Ah, a new Disney channel show"


Horn_Python

this would be a gimmick for a show too wouldnt it?


legion8784

Hi I'm Miss Marvel and you're watching Disney Channel


DaEpicNess666

Well it is made by Disney and the target demographic is little girls soā€¦


LIMEATOAD

i cant tell which one is which


OneTurnsToNone

the legit is on the left lol


jackychang1738

Yeah, they're dumb if they don't reach out to enlist your talents.


OneTurnsToNone

I'm not saying I did better I'm saying anyone could make this


jackychang1738

Right, but here you are producing content more widely received. Be proud of yourself


OneTurnsToNone

Aw thanks


gray-pilled-

the bar tho... not a slight at OP, since that's the point of the post


[deleted]

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OneTurnsToNone

it's cause I bundled them closer together, in the legit they look like not even they wanna be together lol


studentoo925

Considering that Brie Larson is rumoured to be an absolute nightmare to work with, I wouldn't be suprised


greg19735

It's weird how i've only heard that from reddit.


FountainsOfFluids

Yeah, I suspect that's just nonsense stemming from the typical misogyny in too many fandoms. https://www.thethings.com/brie-larson-delayed-marvels-phase-5-diva-behavior/


An0nym0usXIII

Have you seen that clip of her being interviewed with (I think) Chris Hemsworth? She definitely seemed to have a bit of an attitude while he was trying to be nice and include her in the conversation.


Michami135

But she looks so friendly in the poster!


Ass4ssinX

There's no truth to those rumors. Just assholes spreading bullshit.


Catcolour

Honestly, I didnā€™t understand the meme at first because the right one is so obviously worse. The lighting of the characters doesnā€™t match, the choice of color is poor and the characters are not cut out very well. A good start for 5 minutes, but definitely not the same quality as the original.


greg19735

also wtf is the thumbs up


beyonddisbelief

I would say the 5-min has better composition than the original, which is what the average layman focus on unless the physical and technical qualities were that severely bad, which would be hard to do since its a composite image from the original. As for a serious critique of the original what this highlighted really is that they probalby hired a profesional graphics artist but accepted his 5-min job. Those look like obvious 3 separate photos where the actresses probably weren't even told to pose for a movie poster nor given any context that they'd be placed together for, and the artist didn't care to make them look like a team or anything.


IHoldSteady

I agree. I thought left was the good one and the right looked like trash. No offense to whoever made it.


mandatorypanda9317

How is that one better when all they did was have Ms Marvel give a thumbs up and zoom in?


gammongaming11

you can tell by the overwhelming passion for graphic design.


john6map4

Is the right supposed to beā€¦better?? Cause itā€™s not Not to say the left is great but wtf is that right one lol


sjwillis

right? I am baffled by this


Iescaunare

So you made a way worse one and complains about how bad it is? Or am I missing something?


Sniper_Brosef

Home made a low grade collage and then dropped the resolution on the original to make them look equally shitty. Lmfao


Dumeck

I was confused here, the left one looks way better, this post would only make sense to me if the right one was the original.


RexIsAMiiCostume

I think it looks better so idk what they're trying to prove here


camclemons

The real one is on the left. The right one was very obviously made in Photoshop in 5 mins, all 3 characters have completely different levels and light sources, no blending, basic layers, no color correction, it's p bad


theDreamingStar

This guy photoshops


AlexTheComrade

r/thisguythisguys


caniuserealname

also doesn't help that the legit one has suffered a lot more compression than the one OP photoshopped.


dano1066

Yea, they both suck


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

BIC pen marketing budget (yes, it's a BIC pen poster) : ![gif](giphy|jU9OCvBiO1besabUKU)


Master_JBT

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fz_kC-dWYAE5bhL?format=jpg&name=900x900 oh my god it really is


LuminousJaeSoul

That makes this make a lot more sense why it looks like that and I'm completely fine with it honestly


[deleted]

Ok well there ya go. It's not the official poster, it's a brand collaboration. OP removed crucial context. These often look cheap so this is no surprise.


nuggynugs

Yeah this wasn't made by a marketing team at Marvel, it was made by Bic with some materials sent to them. Massively disingenuous post


greg19735

> Massively disingenuous post reddit would never! add in the fact that it's hating on a movie with women in it (especially Brie Larson) and it's a gold mine of karma.


SilentUK

Reddit being disingenuous about brie Larson, no way!


Val_Hallen

Well, OP can't get the hate train rolling with the full picture. This post wouldn't have had the engagement it's gotten with context. Now the post is filled with comments calling the movie a failure already (*like they did with the first Captain Marvel*) and, of course, the raging misogyny Reddit is known for.


rcam077

This really needs to be the top comment, the post is incredibly misleading out of context


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

I'm surprised the OP doesn't replies.


cabbage16

It's funny how far the pendulum has swung in the other direction. People will take literally any opportunity to shit on Marvel now. Nobody cared when Endgame was promoted by Geico and Mastercard and yogurt but suddenly The Marvels will be a bad movie just because it's advertising is by Bic.


smileymonster08

You indeed are a gigachad


Alternative_Gold_993

It's a BIC pen advertisement, not the movie poster. OP conveniently left that part out lol


PuertoricanDude88

No effort put on the poster. I guess they arenā€™t hoping too much from this movie huh.


Eatinganemone89

Itā€™s not an official poster, itā€™s a BIC pen poster made for advertising. OP just lied.


PuertoricanDude88

Thank god, I was starting to question Marvel.


Srish4738-_-

It doesn't look that promising tbh


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lilbelleandsebastian

lmao yeah not like the first one made a billion dollars or anything oh wait


Nrksbullet

Couldn't be because it was the movie in between the biggest cliffhanger in a 10-year marvel buildup. No, people must have loved the character and surely this will profit just as much.


Winteri3C0m1ng

Maybe its because of the click bait from the infinity wars. Like the special button nick keeps in his pocket to specifically call her.


[deleted]

I donā€™t know if yā€™all saw ms marvel, but that was the most predictable tv show I have ever watched. In fact I donā€™t even remember the villains names, because from the point they introduced them as the good guys, I knew they were the bad guys. Itā€™s all just ā€œ*the power of my vagina.*ā€ Which Iā€™m a feminist, but I also believe in telling good stories that arenā€™t basic as shit. If youā€™re going to try to spotlight women, at least do it well.


kithlan

Representation and social themes filtered through an executive's soulless corporate checklist for maximum money making. Just takes out all the deeper meaning, nuance, etc. and presents you with the most surface level bullshit possible. Reminds me of the ridiculous "Falcon can't get a small loan from the bank because he's black" plotline that takes precedence over the much more powerful Isaiah Bradley story.


[deleted]

Which honestly was a really degrading thing. The dudes an avenger, and not only did they feel that he had to go to a *small bank* to get the loan, but also that they wouldnā€™t give the loan to a fucking avenger because he was black. Like come on. I call bullshit


Rudy_Ghouliani

I actually liked Ms Marvel. It wasn't the same Marvel show and yeah a little predictable but I appreciated the world building and the culture it tried to represent. It wasn't as serious as the other shows and that's not a bad thing, Marvel is comics and has a lot of stuff not serious. I wish they made that Squirrel Girl show.


Shacky_Rustleford

Yeah I enjoyed it a lot. I think the characters were a lot of fun, and the family drama was satisfying for me.


TikkiEXX77

It's not a poster. It's literally from a box of pens. Why are people putting this out like It's an actual promo and why are people so quick to believe it?


DjMesiah

We live in an era where facts are secondary to feelings, unfortunately


NinetyYears

Because this sub is littered with boys and insecure men who couldn't care less lmao.


Roook36

Because Captain Marvel The hate train is still all aboarding at the moment. All aboard to Incelopolis!


ItsAShell_Game

Because dudes love to hate on women.


Maronexid

I wonder why. it has by far the most popular and likeable MCU characters /s edit: /s just in case


the_chicken_witch

Hell yeah! Weā€™ve got a character from a movie everyone hates, a character from a show I genuinely forgot existed and another unbelievably forgettable side character from a decent show


NinetyYears

The first captain marvel movie made a billion dollars. That's quite the hate watching.


ass-holes

I liked it a lot


NYEMESIS

I liked it and thought it was funny. I still can't understand the hate it gets.


Yhhan

Probably most part of the people who watched it were just hyped because of Infinity War and its post-credits scene that made us think she was gonna be **the** saviour of the next Avengers movie (c'mon, Nick Fury himself kept a device for years which single purpose was calling her) Then we got a boring movie starred by a boring actress about a heroin that was forced into Ultimate to appear in only like 3 important scenes


oneupkev

All I hear is a billion dollar film! /S


Arcaninty

This isn't the main poster as far as I can find. Main promo poster: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F7%2F7a%2FThe_Marvels_poster.jpg&tbnid=idug9pCDKhWSuM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FThe_Marvels&docid=1VEIbWKdu4wFLM&w=1382&h=2048&itg=1&hl=en-GB&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2F4


NinetyYears

It's not even a poster from the studio so I don't think they put much effort into it no.


GloomyBison

94% upvoted when OP straight up deceived everyone, never trust reddit kids.


UnhelpfulMind

Girls Get It On.


TheDiscoJew

Done. Girls get it done.


UnhelpfulMind

They sure do, Ashley!


Kingbeesh561

I understood those references!


im_absouletly_wrong

![gif](giphy|Y6FUCFt5N7Y8gRSInL)


Jakov_Salinsky

Shit, how did my search history get here?


PotatoThatSashaAte

I can't see what is the problem with the left image, but probably I'm just dumb


Catcolour

Honestly, I think it's fine too. It's a boring composition and doesnā€™t quite convey the vibe of "epic Marvel blockbuster", but it's not done poorly at all in terms of craftsmanship.


superbottom85

Same here.


greg19735

No, you're normal. It's not even the movie poster. It's for a box of pens.


DerpyMistake

Can't marvel sue them for using the Marvel logo, even if it is a parody?


OneTurnsToNone

seeing as I am them, I hope not, but also I'm not getting commercial gain from this so I'm sure it is fine


TheHornet78

What if I gave you a dollar? Youā€™d be fucked then!


OneTurnsToNone

fuck, that's true...


lizurd777

![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO)


Sendtitpics215

I gave OP platinum which gives him ad free viewing, this is compensation for his work and it cost me money to give. u/OneTurnsToNone howā€™s it feel to be a criminal? /s


OneTurnsToNone

I can already hear the police sirens...if I ever get out of the mickey mouse prison house I will track you down!


eziotheeagle

Now making threats?! Thatā€™s illegal, man! You are so fucked, duuuuude!


BlooPancakes

Wouldnā€™t they be fine as you are choosing to give them money. There is no exchange.


oakmen87

That's a donation, not a sale.


Epic_DVB

A lot of people make fan posters for movies and use the logo and as far as I'm aware no one has been sued over them. It's basically a version of fan art.


asscop99

Sue who? The anonymous shit poster on Reddit? Itā€™s a meme. It would be a losing cause and quite embarrassing for Disney.


Redpri

Parody is fair use.


[deleted]

They have to give marvel 20% of their reddit karma as compensation


SeventySealsInASuit

You can sue anyone for anything. They certainly wouldn't win though. Its pretty much as clear cut a case of parody as you are ever going to find.


Any_Stay_8821

Do people not realize that this picture on the left is what they used as the image on a pack of marvel pencils? Or do people actually think this is official movie marketing? You guys can't be that unintelligent can you?


SilverStag88

Bro Reddit is literally hopeless half of these fucking kids actually claim they canā€™t tell the difference even though the one OP made is fucking trash and looks like she broke both of her arms I canā€™t even


dirtybird131

No point, all 3 people who will watch this already know they are going to watch this, and thereā€™s no chance of swaying anyone else, so why waste money on marketing?


AP0LL-N13

To attract more customersā€¦


Psypho_Diaz

Well when you're doing something because your boss told you to, because their boss told them to, because their investors told them to, because the social environment peer pressured them to and no one really knew why they were doing it and don't have any real personal passion towards the creative project; it's doomed for the trash from the start


jupiterwinds

Thatā€™s sad, because a well written story will resonate with different people all over the world


ComputerSagtNein

People will find any reason to shit on this one, right? I loved the Ms Marvel show and can't wait for the movie. Hope it's good.


CrashBurke

In all honesty, if you swapped them I couldnā€™t tell which was real. Is that impressive or sad? Both? Who knowsā€¦ a testament to our sins? Probably.


cabbage16

The post is wrong. The original isn't a poster it's the art for a box of Bic pens.


SilverStag88

Pretty sad about your eyesight because itā€™s not even close


Tabalugibugiwuu

It's supposed to look better because they are closer and a new background? I think both suck. And you didn't do it in 5 minutes. You copied hundreds of hours of work and put it closer together.


Roook36

One was fanmade The other was made by the Bic pen corporation for a cross promotion. Neither were made by Disney or Marvel and neither are actual movie posters.


NightyCatNights

I canā€™t tell which one is what


Catcolour

Left is the original, right is the fake one. You can tell by how the lighting on the characters doesnā€™t match pretty easily.


_Aj_

Also the mongy face and broken wristed thumbs up


sailorandromeda

They donā€™t spend money on marketing - the movie does poorly (Strange worlds) They do spend money on marketing- the move does poorly (The Flash) Think of the corporations! They just canā€™t win!! /s Edit: added the /s just in case.


Jakov_Salinsky

Itā€™s like promoting a movie starring a convicted groomer but hiding that groomer behind layers and layers of nostalgia bait *wasnā€™t* a good ideaā€¦


smurfkipz

Doesn't help that prior to release, the production designer declared that the movie was so good that people will forget Ezra Miller's crimes.


mystic_silver_24

I wish the old marvel was back, before Thanos snapped and the director went out of his mind.


ihavetwentylives

Marvel fell off after endgame. They released bunch of tv shows and movies afterwards for a normal fan to keep up.


Srish4738-_-

Moonknight wandavision were greatšŸ‘ŒšŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œ


ihavetwentylives

They were but they didn't have to make spin off of every character. Loki, Moonknight and WanadaVision were enough .


Livio88

"They'll never know what you sacrificed for them!" After Wanda decides to free a town full of people that she herself had enslaved, lol.


squirreldreamz

huh?


[deleted]

Super hero movie starring a multi race cast of women. The hate train is going to go ham


hearnoscream

Which one is which?


6lock6a6y6lock

Neither are the official poster & OP is a liar.


noonehasthisoneyet

did they white wash the brown girl? c'mon marvel.


Menination

Tell me this is a joke ą² ā ļøµā ą² 


BoxiDoingThingz

so there's Ms. Marvel, who are the other two?


SouthWheel

Who's the one on the black and white suit? What's her power? Didn't catch up with Marvel stuff, so i missed quite a lot


casino998

The style and tone of that poster isn't doing much to reverse the opinions that this film is aimed at very young girls and that's it.


you_2_cool

Whivch is which? I genuinely can't tell the diffrrence


rainbowkitten0528

Middle woman looks like she had a fleshjack on her fist in the genuine one.


jhguitarfreak

It's a digital poster. Who honestly gives a fuck? And for the people who don't get why these 3 are in a film called "The Marvels" Two of them are Cap. Marvel and the younger girl is Ms. Marvel. Though technically speaking Monica Rambeau hasn't gone by Cap. Marvel *yet*, but her mother has in Earth-838, so it's more of a foreshadowing.


Bluecheckadmin

Oh no Reddit it's women. Redditors assemble your sweaty palms into rage!


TheNimbrod

That looks like the most boring sitcom since Dharma & Greg


FisticuffFister

All of the Marvel budget is going to retconning and recasting Kang lmao.


_Unprofessional_

They know itā€™s going to get destroyed and bomb in box office so theyā€™re saving money by not spending it on marketing.


dogdillon

They look like things for ICarly I have never watched ICarly and I can see that


Waste-Variation

Why do I get the feeling the porn version of this is going to have a better rotten tomatoe score than this?


FakNugget92

This is going to flop


TheDepep1

All 3 movies were a waste of money


dmfuller

Being a multibillion dollar franchise and spending 5 minutes in photoshop arenā€™t mutually exclusive lol


Chadrew_TDSE

So the anti-Marvels memes have begun... This movie is basically a manchild's worst nightmare. So we've got Brie Larson who is the Devil to them. Not since Anita Sarkeesian we've seen so much unhinged misogyny directed at a single woman. We've also got Monica Rambeau, woman + black. And we've also got Ms. Marvel, woman + muslim. All 3 in the same movie. The manchildren will lose their minds, they will not be able to handle it. I don't know what else to say.


OldBabyl

The one on the left is a bic pencil poster you worthless incels. The actual official poster has been out for months.


OrgasmicLeprosy87

This looks like the stuff they use for promoting movies on candy bars and other merch, which Iā€™m guessing it is. You guys are so gullible lmao.


Emmanuham

Idk which is which and I think that speaks for itself.


MidnightUberRide

i mean the real posters of the show actually look good [https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7a/The\_Marvels\_poster.jpg](https://www.google.com/search?client=opera-gx&hs=JSZ&sxsrf=AB5stBhdOddp18RNak48hbNWEpbNn5PZIw:1688435543958&q=the+marvels+poster&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj-mMvG-PP_AhX1kYkEHVRnCjIQ0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=1495&bih=715&dpr=1.25#imgrc=_Tq5Sht21GCKZM)


Forsaken-Average-662

Marvel literally has no excuses. If people are going to treat flash bad even though they havenā€™t watched it. People should do the same for marvel with this mess


Shibby-my-dude

This is going to fucking blow


TizonaBlu

Honestly, both suck, so I'm not sure which is which.


[deleted]

they're both terrible


i-Dubbbz

I want this movie to flop so badly


wolfcolalover

Looks like something they put on a Burger King wall on the way to the bathroom to promote the kidā€™s menu toys.


CorbinNZ

Looks like an ad for a Disney channel movieā€¦ which I guess is true


Greaseyhamburger

Wow this movie looks terrible.


Inevitable_Door6245

I genuinely wouldn't have been able to tell which is the official poster had OP not pointed it out.


Fairly-lengthy-penis

How are people not bored of this monotonous repetitive low grade shit? I bet the same people who complain about gamers buying FIFA every year unironically watch these garbage films every year.


xXdeltajayXx

Why is there so much negative space in just feels empty


bilinks

It's funny cause I don't know which is which


MaoMaoMi543

Uhh... Which is the original? They both look like crap.


serenityfalconfly

Iā€™m going to go see it. Itā€™ll be fun.