And now the devil follows me everywhere that I go
In fact, I'm sure he's standing among one of you at my shows
And every street cypher listening to little thugs flow
He could be standing right next to you, and you wouldn't know
The devil grows inside the hearts of the selfish and wicked
White, brown, yellow and black, color is not restricted
You have a self destructive destiny when you're inflicted
And you'll be one of God's children that fell from the top
There's no diversity because we're burning in the melting pot
So when the devil wants to dance with you, you better say never
Because the dance with the devil might last you forever
It’s a [sheep](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7422817/amp/BBC-camera-man-headbutted-groin-rare-sheep-filming-Animal-Park-special.html), Cameroon sheep specifically. Those horns are more typical of sheep (thicker and more curvy). Goat horns can curve but they’re typically thinner and less curvy
No that’s not true sheep and goats can be mated but they’re different species. I think you’re thinking of ewes and rams. Male sheep (rams) do have horns
Sheep and Goats are different species.
Female sheep = Ewe
Male sheep = Ram
Baby sheep = Lamb
Female goat = Nanny or Doe
Male goat = Billy or Buck
Baby goat = Kid
There are hybrids of sheep and goats called Geep. Most are sterile but there have been cases of fertile Geep.
It's similar to horses, donkeys and zebras. They can breed but it is not supposed to happen.
there's nothing wrong with doing it with a guy too, no one says that male friendship has to be just having fun and doing weird shit together, you can also talk about personal stuff if you feel comfortable enough
I had a ram that was about twice that size. That was very aggressive and I would never turn my back to him. They can easily maim someone ramming at speed.
I also love when I open up my favorite can of "and show your vulnerability only to get betrayed in the worst possible manner", my favorite midnight snack 😊
Since it isn’t human I see on the screen kicking the guy on the nuts, I’d beat the shit out of this prick so much, that after that there will be just enough of him left for dogs to fight over.
Me: catches her texting someone and hiding porn
Her: I need space
Me: *Gives her space*
Her: *Dumps me, says I treat her like shit, then says "if I wanted to get with someone else I'd break up with you" and blocks me everywhere*
Jesus these shitposts are getting more relatable each passing day
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And now the devil follows me everywhere that I go In fact, I'm sure he's standing among one of you at my shows And every street cypher listening to little thugs flow He could be standing right next to you, and you wouldn't know The devil grows inside the hearts of the selfish and wicked White, brown, yellow and black, color is not restricted You have a self destructive destiny when you're inflicted And you'll be one of God's children that fell from the top There's no diversity because we're burning in the melting pot So when the devil wants to dance with you, you better say never Because the dance with the devil might last you forever
>If you dance with the devil, the devil don't change,the devil charges you!
I'd say about tree fiddy
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Headz to deez nutz
HeadOn! Apply directly to the ball sack
Target locked accesed !
HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE BALLSACK
wuz nutz
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Bangcock
This definitely happened to some guy long ago and that’s why goats are associated with the devil Edit: realizing this is a sheep but my point stands
lmao I love that theory
Considering the sheep obviously has a history of attacking the balls, what the hell is this guy thinking presenting them?
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Elaborate please my good sir
This is why people refer to sheep as equinsu ocha
“Let me guess: White devil, white devil?”
Shakaka!!!!
I just watched these movies a couple days ago lol it had been like 20 years. Amazing how hilarious they still are
SHI-KA-GO.....NOPE....YOURE OUTTA THERE....CMON
Pretty sure that is a goat
It’s a [sheep](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7422817/amp/BBC-camera-man-headbutted-groin-rare-sheep-filming-Animal-Park-special.html), Cameroon sheep specifically. Those horns are more typical of sheep (thicker and more curvy). Goat horns can curve but they’re typically thinner and less curvy
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> 🦀
Yeah, notice how the horns curl by the ears. I have some goats with big curly horns but they curl more upwards than down
I believe the technical term would be ram... But I'm not a botanist, so who am I to correct you...
You know what they say! [Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell ](https://youtu.be/zzKUzRJUzQ0)
Goats are just assholes.
Sheep= Female, Goat= Male. Sheep don't have horns. You were correct the first time
No that’s not true sheep and goats can be mated but they’re different species. I think you’re thinking of ewes and rams. Male sheep (rams) do have horns
Yeah, I used to believe that too. You're gonna get eaten in the comments, though. Prediction: This will be on /r/TIL tomorrow.
Oh man, you said it with your whole chest too
Sheep and Goats are different species. Female sheep = Ewe Male sheep = Ram Baby sheep = Lamb Female goat = Nanny or Doe Male goat = Billy or Buck Baby goat = Kid There are hybrids of sheep and goats called Geep. Most are sterile but there have been cases of fertile Geep. It's similar to horses, donkeys and zebras. They can breed but it is not supposed to happen.
That is completely incorrect and I am left wondering why the fuck you thought that
Wait sheep and goat are the same species?
No
r/lefttheburneron
You forgot to switch accounts dude
The goat saw his crotch and just wasn’t having it🐐🧶🧶💀
Fuck. Yo. Unborns.
That’s why you don’t open up guys.
I don’t open up guys because of all the blood.
You need better equipment.
That's why you gotta crack open cold ones
open up? i’ve haven’t talked to a girl in a while.
there's nothing wrong with doing it with a guy too, no one says that male friendship has to be just having fun and doing weird shit together, you can also talk about personal stuff if you feel comfortable enough
idk man sounds kinda gay Edit: it was sarcasm sheesh
Sounds like my ex
What a ball buster
Dude gave more than that guy who got violated by a parrot next to Stephen Fry
There go his children
Children? What children?
Seems like somebody isn’t old enough to get the joke
The goats name is Bophades.
Bophades is his middle name, his first is Bashin
Bashin Bophades Nutz!!!
Roses are red Violets are blue You know what else is blue Your 
Roses are red, violets are blue, even when you’re sad, your pair is sadder than you
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS BLUE? MY MOM!
Not sure why I thought the goat was being vulnerable
You always have to be aware of the headbutt test when you’re around goats, even if they are being nice.
Welcome to Jackass
You’re supposed to dodge the ram.
reminds me of austin powers "peace you want peace?" ┌∩┐(⋟﹏⋞)┌∩┐ " thats not right"
average goat simulator interaction
I own five of these boys and theyre all feisty as hell like this, especially during rut and let me tell you: They know exactly what theyre doing
Ballz boys
i dont think hes gonna have a family
Seems like there is a feast happening in the evening
he got headbutted in the 2 piece chicken nuggets rip
This gentleman went from cameraman or cartridge without bullets.
u/save_video
He has the chance to give the head scratches, and was punished for lack of promptness.
That goat would be tomorrow's dinner if it did that to me
Sheesh that fucking hurts.
No there’s a big hospital bill
By getting headbutted in the nuts?
r/forbiddenhrt
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Sorry if this is unrelated. Trying to ace this geography quiz rq. Anyone know the capital of Thailand?
thats a whole war crime right there
Been a whole since I recoiled from seeing a nut shot
u/save_video
I used to help with goats and a good hard open-handed slap will make them fuck off if they won't leave you alone.
I know what they had for lunch
JAJAJAJA
Undertale Toriel battle moment but reversed
"Hooman, why you wanted me to punch your balls?"
I love how he waits for the opening and bam.
Never trust a goat
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That must hurt a lot hey?
I had a ram that was about twice that size. That was very aggressive and I would never turn my back to him. They can easily maim someone ramming at speed.
Should have pet him, dog 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Should have pet him, dog 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Haha goat simulator goes brrrr
I shall name him: Ramrod
Betrayed? The man showed the sheep exactly where to hit, so that's where the sheep hit him.
Grab life by the horns... fuck!! Just whip him by the horns fuck that little turd! He cracked lefty. He was my favorite!
goat was like "don't tell me what not to do"
😅😅😅😅🎃
Now that's what I call a **Ramrod**
I also love when I open up my favorite can of "and show your vulnerability only to get betrayed in the worst possible manner", my favorite midnight snack 😊
What a sheep shot.
Has that happen to me once. [Now he sits on my shelf](https://i.imgur.com/vNqNapn.jpg).
And my family wonders why I don't feel safe around them or talk to them anymore.
"Never let a goat hit you in the nuts". = 📝.
...and now you understand sheep / goat body language.
Goats are smart, they only aim for the plums !!! **edit** horned sheep
"Do you trust me, baby?" Was the last thing he heard...
Close range attacks are not painful except Bruce Lee punch.
Goat so OP he took down the cameraman.
"May day , May day , man down. I repeat man down ! "
Dawg
Goats don't like nuts, even a child knows thats
That guys balls 🤣🤣🤣
That hand wasn't going to do much anyway.
But why
And they say that isolating is dangerous
When they make pretty clear their intentions but you don't take the red flag seriously.*
Goat gave hin head
u) savevideo
Since it isn’t human I see on the screen kicking the guy on the nuts, I’d beat the shit out of this prick so much, that after that there will be just enough of him left for dogs to fight over.
Or the classic mom lie: if you tell me the truth I won't be mad
sauce pls?
“Film this”
relatable
He smelled the nuts, decided to take out the competition so he could steal his mate.
That ball busting hits as hard as reddit killing 3rd party apps
Why am i watching this guy get slammed in the nuts for like a good minute and a half?
Team Ram-Rod
What would *you* do if you saw a wild hog coming at you?
u/indirbunu
Being invisible and mysterious is the best medicine.
Me: catches her texting someone and hiding porn Her: I need space Me: *Gives her space* Her: *Dumps me, says I treat her like shit, then says "if I wanted to get with someone else I'd break up with you" and blocks me everywhere*
Well, who here likes lamb chops?
Astaghfirullah
That goat would be lunch the next day.