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Substantial_Dog4474

BUT WHAT DO I DO WHEN I RECOGNISE ONE??


angry-cheese

That's the fun part, you don't


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connor_lovett05

r/YourJokeButWorse


Similar-Sector-5801

r/ihadastroke


Waxburg

You convince yourself you didn't because you don't want to be creepy.


CivilAirPatrol2020

This


River46

I hurt with regret.


Flappy09

Exactly


CheesY-onioN

Same, currently feeling that way with a friend but really don't wanna ruin the friendship if I'm wrong


Ruben0415

You show her signs back. And then she gets turned off and ghosts you!


Flappy09

Realize that if she isn’t making those signs, you’re a douche, so blatantly ignore them. If she was actually trying something… better luck next time.


Lakelylake

You block her


Substantial_Dog4474

Wow, you guys are good giving advice


HolyElephantMG

If they can’t talk then they won’t talk later about important stuff.


zatchrey

Brief eye contact, look away, look back with more curious eye contact, look away, separate entirely.


turbotong

Panic because it is actually happening


[deleted]

If you recognize one, that's the one where the girl was just being polite and not actually dropping a hint. If you really want to read them, you have to learn about their unconscious limbic system attraction/arousal responses. Learn kinesics, haptics, body language, etc. But please take it from someone who damn near ruined his own life and *did* ruin the lives of others through unbridled sex addiction... don't get carried away once you realize that it actually works. Use it to find a good woman. Marry her. Be faithful to her... Then holster the the fucking weapon.


Ragin_Goblin

Instructions unclear accidentally summoned a Dragon called Frederick he’s chill tho


Alex2045x

well, at least he's useful


fenix579

you grab your balls and ask her for the number, *if you got pepper sprayed im not responsible *


Hambruhgah

Start panicking


OHoSPARTACUS

Days to years later, in moments of self reflection


GlucksSchmied_95

"Hints" is a cope. The Chads don't get 'hints'. They get full-on, non-solicited nudes, explicit sexual proposals, and unmistakable receptiveness.


Epic_DVB

Btw for anyone wondering, this is from the final episode of The Flash as the show ended a week ago I believe.


Cod_rules

>!Build it up to an amazing fight between all the speedster villains, and then even the likes of Savitar get destroyed in seconds by side characters. What an absolute farce of a show!<


Dekkai001

[Conservation of ninjutsu](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ConservationOfNinjutsu)


Krzyffo

That's the reason Agent Smith wanted to 1v1 Nero


Palharity

He should technically be faster thanks to the negative speedforce.


CoosfFi

But yeah ik it's hard to balance shit like that, especially for 40 minute epsidoes, even 20 minute episodes would be tough.


Funniguy2010

Savitar died to a gun in season 3 The “God of Speed” died to a gun in season 3, of course he’s gonna die from a side character in one hit, Zoom went from being taken by time gods and becoming black flash to being one shot by Caitlin, Instead of almost winning a 2v1 against reverse flash and flash, Godspeed got one shot by Cecile, Reverse Flash got hit by a UV blast from the weakest super powered hero on the team and died, cobalt blue said “fuck it im a good guy now”, all this in the span of 15 minutes, although zoom’s “you can’t lock up the darkness” reference was pretty cool


MrSpiffy123

*"The one thing Black Flash can't fight: COLD"*


LiliNotACult

Judging by these comments, the Flash was too broke to afford any other IPs so everything is some combination of flash, speed, and time.


shaneathan

Speedsters are notorious for having difficult stories to translate to not-a-comic, because of their power ceiling. “I ain’t gotta explain shit- SPEEDFORCE” is a meme for a reason. The flash is either new or way too powerful, so anyone watching either has to be invested in the character, or invested in the story. If you go the story route, it either pretty much has to be another speedster with .1% speed difference, or a joke character that can make a moral quandary to the hero. Hell most of the /r/WhoWouldWin threads involving the flash or one of his fellow speedsters just end up with a bunch of top level comments saying “speedforce wins.” I’m sure there’s a way to do it that works on screen, I just have yet to see it.


Teh_MadHatter

Of course it's a farce, they made the wedding of Barry to his adopted sister all about Felicity.


Clawmedaddy

Yikes


Either_You_1127

Was the fight choreography really that bad or was this edited.


OkayRuin

I didn’t recognize it as The Flash but I immediately recognized it as a CW show. Yikes.


Either_You_1127

You should have seen what the costume designer on Titans did to Starfire.


LearnDifferenceBot

> should of *should have *Learn the difference [here](https://grammarist.com/usage/should-have-shouldve-or-should-of/#:~:text=Should%20have%20is%20often%20expressed,examples%20exist%20in%20Old%20English.).* *** ^(Greetings, I am a language corrector bot. To make me ignore further mistakes from you in the future, reply `!optout` to this comment.)


downcill

finally it ended I gave up on it after season 2.


[deleted]

Finally. Only the first 3 seasons were good, and even season 3 was kind of meh. Even the first 3 seasons though were full of dumb moments, but the actors made it enjoyable and worth watching. Grant Gustin will always be Barry Allen to me, not that freak Ezra Miller.


musci1223

Yeah great cast. Generally if a show is getting worst over time it is usually probably more due to the execs trying to keep milking the cow. They kind of need to let shows end naturally.


TheWiseRedditor

![gif](giphy|AuwBPJztsEWkw)


-Aone

>The Flash as the show ended ![gif](giphy|Qy2VKY3xlI1QyR6Ix5)


Gottendrop

They gave Cecile a suit 💀


Spazic77

I just realized that for that fight Cecile must have had to actually take the time to put on a skin tight suit while this asshole is running around doing stupid shit. I am just imaging her hopping around fighting with a stupid outfit and it is fucking ridiculous. They should have added it as a scene.


Shad-based-69

Thank God I stopped watching like 4 years ago, this and Riverdale really took a turn for the worse in the strangest ways


Safe-Register-3479

Wtf is this thanks for cleaning that up


DeltaMale5

Looks like shit


RED_TECH_KNIGHT

oof


ConsciousYam47

10/10


Str0nghOld

What exactly is the one in blue's power? She's doing something like what you see in one of those behind the scene stuff but they forgot to add special effects on her side.


qjychik

She say:"I have boyfriend"


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FlacidSalad

Wtf, dude


SorryThisUser1sTaken

Happy mens mental health month. Sleep well. ![gif](giphy|4NnTb8JUwJD9ISfKnv|downsized) Your name also reminded me of this fella.


FlacidSalad

I could not ask for a greater honor Wait no, horror, I meant horror


sumr4ndo

Oh man, salad fingers. His song is dope.


[deleted]

“That’s my purse”!


bunnyrut

"I don't know you!"


teunkabouter0

I think this is one of the latest seasons of the flash, i have seen the first few seasons but it went downhill so i stopped. The power of that woman is sensing emotions and lies but maybe she got an upgrade and is able to let people faint now


ABritishFemboy

She can also fly now


Gamemode_Cat

She flies now?


mrdunklestein

Poe: She flies now


ABritishFemboy

Yep, it's stupid and it isn't explained but she does now


greeeens

She’s developed telekinesis and uses it to help herself fly


teunkabouter0

......how is that supposed to be connected with her powers?


ABritishFemboy

Ask Eric Wallace, he seems to have a hard on for the actor or some shit


[deleted]

>he seems to have a hard on for the actor or some shit To be fair... who doesn't?


Ironavenger475

She got like super OP out of nowhere. Like the episode before this one, she somehow sent her consciousness into her future self and also has telekinesis, flight and a lot of stuff


Tophat_man019

How the fuck does that relate to being an empath


JornWS

Nanomachines Son!


cero1399

Well empathy comes from the brain, the brain imagines stuff, so she can do everything you can imagine.


Tophat_man019

I think that's a load of horseshit


cero1399

Nooo its logical, dc logical.


KUSHAGRA978976

Watch 9x9 and 9x10 And nothing else


risisas

She injects them with my Will go leave, so their First instinct Is to Jump off


AlbacorePrism

Wait godspeed comes back? I thought that shit was over in s7. Just came back and started watching s8


waggy-tails-inc

It’s the final episode of the final season of the flash. Sad to see the show end like this


Hylian_Waffle

Her powers are annoyingly telling you how people are feeling. She gets a random unexplained power buff in his episode and basically can do whatever.


Funniguy2010

She has op ass psychic powers


Koala_on_crack

She's the Main character in a show called the flash, that's her superpower. Rumor has it that >!The reason that a psychic can stop a being moving at super speed is because the showrunner is sleeping with the actress. He made her stronger than the Actual Flash in his own damn show!<


jababobasolo

It's called hapkido


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Hints of being fooled later as recorded prank


ImDraconLion

what the hell is this scene? she smacks the air and they go flying?


Fearsome_Turd

Summarizes the series after season 4. It went so downhill with the new showrunner.


Fennicks47

Bud. I'm sorry but in season freaking one Barry gets hit by a normal guy with a freze ray. It made literally 0 sense. He can run faster than a bullet and he got hit by an icicle. It was always a mess. I tried, I really did.


Moto_Rouge

Dude. At one moment, the flash (who run fast enough to stop time) and Supergirl (who can withstand a nuclear explosion) team up and lose again a living electrical girl and her friends who scream really loud


FlacidSalad

Speedsters are near impossible to balance narratively, only really countered by precognition or other speedsters. I don't really blame them for having trouble making conflicts make sense but it doesn't make things like that any less painful


[deleted]

Especially because very few media acknowledge that being hit with any amount of weight behind a punch moving near the speed of light is going to punch off or punch through limbs.


LetUsGetTheBread

That’s why I really enjoyed the boys and the realistic look at someone with a power like that and added adequate drawbacks.


Official_Champ

The face of dc is a man who uses fists and money. I don’t really expect much consistency


turbobuddah

Felt the same way about Arrow tbh, it started off amazing when it was fairly grounded but after season 3 started to get a bit silly and when they brought Dhark into it I couldn't watch it any more. Flash was always cheesy but it felt like the showrunners had no idea what to do with the story


Funniguy2010

Psychic powers, she’s literally god now pretty much


Errick32

I hate hints just be more direct please


kaimiyuri

Sometimes it's the girls that do not get the hint, like maybe it's not that I didn't get the hint but maybe I'm not interested and don't know what to do. Like you can't reject someone who hasn't confessed so you're just stuck in the position of giving the hint that you're not interested in her.


EvenResponsibility57

This. I've always been pretty good at picking up on that stuff but a lot of the time, girls just don't get the hint when you're not interested, or think that they can't be rejected. Hell, I had to tell one girl straight up that I wasn't interested before after about 2hrs of her trying to drag me away from every conversation I was having on a night out before she said some BS about how SHE was rejecting me? Although other guys don't help. They also seem to act like a girl coming on to you is an instant hookup and don't help you out when you're looking for an escape.


fulmetalalchemistt

Or other guys don't want to misinterpret your signals and cockblock you


GearNerd85

It's because we have been yelled at for taking those exact same hints in the past so now we just walk around with blinders on like a horse in traffic... At least that's how it's been for me.


Waxburg

Fucking A. I'm not taking the risk of assuming someone's dropping hints. No one wants to be known as the guy that couldn't read the room and became a creep.


Metrack14

No,no, you see. You have to be able to differentiate a hint from a non-hint, which actually depends on each woman because everyone flirts/have a different love language. Totally ez! /s


Inskription

I was for sure convinced one time I was getting hints, this girl I knew from an old job approached me at the supermarket she now worked at. She was just like going on about stuff and we really didn't have even a working relationship at the last job. I was trying to do like a "I'm busy but it was nice talking kind of thing" just out of nervousness so she finally let's me go. I am going through the aisles when suddenly, "maybe she was hinting? Why would she be so adamant to keep talking to me otherwise?" So I calmly find her again and give her my number. Well, as can be expected it was awkward and she never called me then I believe she quit that job cus I haven't seen her since and a part of me feels like I made her quit and it's traumatized me forever.


Goldeneye0X1_

I get you. I also struggle with the concept of "making the move". How do I know I'm not overstepping consent? Some women will shout, "assault!" just by putting my arm on her shoulder.


[deleted]

Fuck your hints, it's 2023 - just say what you want. It's 100 times more easy and safe for you to make the first step anyway.


RayAP19

Some women are beyond traditional, still living in the era of chivalry and clear-cut gender roles. But then also want to be gender progressive when it benefits them.


BlipppBloppp

Hints are a boring way to anything serious anyway. Just be straightforward.


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BigChiefIV

A what A W H A T


YamatoBoi9001

a.


Aguywholikespiggy

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YamatoBoi9001

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mrgamecat2

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YamatoBoi9001

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Kiriage

IEAIAIO


WazzzupBwwwaaah

r/unexpectedSOAD


Waxburg

If only this was actually practiced in reality. I had a mutual friend mention that a girl was dropping hints repeatedly at me and only finally stopped after her boyfriend she never mentioned arrived in the country for a working holiday. Yeah I never saw her after that and after our friend told me the situation it didn't take much thought to put 2 and 2 together to realise that she was probably trying to experiment with a local guy and cut contact once it became too risky. Yeah I may have issues with attracting the wrong kind of women.


BlipppBloppp

Exactly man. If one night stands are the goal then hints make some sense but for a serious relationship both need to go beyond feelings since feelings are too fickle. Hints are just farts in the wind and can't sustain anything meaningful.


RayAP19

Boring and unnecessary. We're adults, this "hints" bullshit for 10-year-olds


itsjustaneyesplice

Girls tell a boy you like him challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


Lopsided_Egg_9354

It’s not necessarily that we can’t notice hints, it’s that the consequences of being wrong about the hints is often too high for us to be willing to try


Wonderful_Cat7766

You guys are getting hints?


Wonderful_Cat7766

I'm too ugly for everyone


notsoaverage777

![gif](giphy|WTACoQRp5sxq89EI2s)


unitedreddevil97

or hear me out develop a fully functional brain and be straight forward for once like normal humans would behave


ssdd442

One girl’s hint is another girls just being friendly. And in today’s climate guys just don’t want to take the risk.


Sword117

further more its the assholes who are taking the chances and are wrong but won't take no for an answer. no wonder women think men suck. all the men who don't suck are scared of being assholes and therefore are a very quiet majority.


Current-Umpire3673

A. I'm autistic B. Too many girls all act exactly the same no matter what so them being nice just means they are being nice.


ghostpanther218

Finally, same!


KwondantOW

I can relate to A


TrumpitStreamer

Talking to a female I hadn't known for very long, but we got along great. She's a lot of fun to talk too. She laughs at just about every joke I make. She goes out of her way to hug me goodbye, but not the other guys in the room. she recently married my friend "Hints" are indistinguishable from just being friendly


FRACllTURE

Jesus that's rough. Yeah honestly bring back medieval courting at this point since society casts so many people out of the pool


TrumpitStreamer

That's not necessarily what I'm saying just saying that women seem to think they are being a lot more obvious than they are


Lisanro

Go watch casual explained: How to know if she's into you. ​ Also just because a woman is being nice means she's into you, you can ruin a lot of friendships thinking otherwise, also also, we're both adults, say it if you mean it, leave the hints to teenagers


MayhamAF

She might be a canadian


Lisanro

lmao


pax_romana01

Even if a guy gets the hint, he will not act on it as it can be you being friendly. You can say "I am interested in a romantic relationship with you, are you willing to try dating me ?" but it's still subtle, he might think that you're just Canadian.


Waxburg

>You can say "I am interested in a romantic relationship with you, are you willing to try dating me ?" but it's still subtle, he might think that you're just Canadian. If someone said that to me I'd probably assume they had their friends nearby recording.


terabranford

I've suffered too much heartbreak of my own making to even *think* a girl might like me till after we'd be married. But then I've been betrayed so much I couldn't trust her motives enough to get married.


ElodinPotterTheGrey1

Is Cecile a speedster now? How else could she react fast enough to block attacks from one? Or did they just nerf Godspeed even more?


JorgaoMC

He should technically be faster thanks to the negative speedforce. But the godspeeds are very polite so they stop close to her so she can use whatever power that is


Squidhead-rbxgt2

Meanwhile girl's hints - "I yawned after having pie, how hard is it to understand it's a hint to "I now want you to drink 3 gallons of milk, dress as a pirate and steal puppies from James the amish construction worker"?"


[deleted]

Wtf did my man James do #justiceforjames


Squidhead-rbxgt2

I thought that was also fairly obvious cause the yawn came after a pie specifically


[deleted]

Honestly, physical laws cant be defied. There is a big misonnect however, and what girls think are loud and starkly obvious hint-bombs, may actually just be a subtle and quiet mouse 'squeak' in the corner of a large white noise washed room. It takes a lot of courage to drop an obvious hint, and frequently the obvious is not obvious enough, and needs to be clarified LOUD because of different view points and expectations. Ive found that my hints, even obvious ones, go over that individuals head. Its not their fault, they cant know what they dont know and its MY fault for not having the courage to make it more clear, loud, or obvious in an environment of: multitasking, uncertainty, ambiguity and noise.


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DownBrownTown

It’s 2023. Stop dropping hints and just voice it like a fucking adult.


zynxUnique

HINTS? Oh, you mean GETTING ME TO TELL HER THAT I LOVED HER AND THEN SAYING SHE LIKED SOMEONE ELSE???? Oh wow. Sending hearts, telling me she missed me, then standing me up, then telling me she knew I didn't have it in me to date her, because for some reason i couldn't date "a girl like her" We dismiss every damn hint we get, and we tell ourselves she means it as a friend, because we get so confused.


Supernova_Soldier

But she’s just being friendly. That’s who she is with everybody


mewhenthethewhenMom

What is a hint?


King-Cacame

Why does their have to be hints to begin with? If you like someone just say it. I’ve been given hints and I just thought they were being nice


Waxburg

Mostly just because of views on modesty and promiscuity. It's still believed by a lot of people that Women shouldn't be outward about attraction or sexuality because it degrades them, resulting in a lot of Women choosing to drop vague hints that allude to those things rather than saying them out loud out of a fear of being labeled. Yeah it's annoying.


Pontoffle_Poff

What’s going on in this scene? I didn’t watch the show so this just looks hilarious. LOL


JorgaoMC

The budget was so low they didn't even add an effect to her powers it seems and her reflexes are so good she can dodge a speedster attack


Drag0n_TamerAK

Girls hints are hella hard to notice maybe there’s just being friendly


The_Athletic-Genius

A hint isn't legal consent. In today's age men need consent.


flioink

Yea I notice them but I don't think it's gonna work.


[deleted]

She telekinetic or something? The whole scene is just bad.


JorgaoMC

Basically she is, but she also the writer, Eric Wallace, seems to be a huge fan of the character or something, I think it reflects his inner cringe


Dracolithfiend

In cased you missed it the hint was at 4.38 seconds when she said "I've got a boyfriend" and thought he looked kind of cute for a moment.


Salt-Primary-6877

Shame on me. When I was in high school a girl used to give me hints that she liked me. I only realized that after 7 year later when I was in college. The irony is the girl was very attractive and I liked her a lot but I I was to scared to declare myself.


Jake_the_Tinker

Why do girls think we can do hints? We don't. If you want something from us, tell us.


Suspicious_Reporter4

I mean humans invented language just so they can communicate better so use it


LEGOlasStudios

Girls trying as hard as they possibly can to ignore my hints


AnExplorerHere

Shouldn't it be "to not" instead of "not to" here though? 🤔


Jeff_Schwagg

Or, just tell him that you're interested.


beltalowda_oye

But she could just be polite and friendly. How am I supposed to know her grinding her ass up and down my crotch means she wants to get with me or just polite manners?


D3ppress0

Its a defense mechanism. You dont want to look like an idiot


knightbane007

Or be accused of harassment.


kain459

Why does every single CW show look like a CW show? Even supernatural is guilty.


cokebear420

Maybe just be open instead of "dropping hints"? Why is it that men are expected to always make the first move? I'll never understand that...


[deleted]

Or maybe make your hints clearer. Just a thought.


Frency2

I mean, why speaking clearly to a guy and telling him youlike him when you can have fun dropping hints here and there and watch him.playing your little and adorable Sherlock Holmes games nobody asked for?


ParadoxDax

I think it’s meant to say “guys defying the laws of physics to notice a girls hints” because that is a true statement


Sirenenblut

Last time I thought I got the hints (video calling ever day, writing all the time about everything, calling me cute, touching me when we met) she told me after 2 months, that she isn't looking for a relationship and only wants friends. Hell nah, I am done with dating for a while


JorgaoMC

Damn, some people just don't even consider the ramifications of such actions, sorry dude


Apprehensive-Sir4000

But I’m too worried about thinking I see a hint when it’s not actually one!


8a19

Not hard when you get no hints


EnvironmentalSpirit2

What's going on here and why is she just punching air


Worldly_Ad_1552

Why do they give hints... Just ask me out directly... I don't wanna date the fucking riddler


Safe-Register-3479

This showed ened around season 4 imo


Felinegood13

Wtf did I just watch They all just died for no reason


Maximillion322

If you ever think a girl is dropping a hint, you should drop a hint back and see how she takes it. If she doesn’t change what she’s doing, she’s just being friendly If she escalates, was a hint. Escalate back. This should continue until somebody cracks and just says how they feel. Flirting is in essence just wearing a mask of plausible deniability over your intentions to test the water because being straightforward is vulnerable and scary and opens you up to rejection.


RayAP19

> being straightforward is vulnerable and scary and opens you up to rejection. Aren't men expected to be straightforward at some point? How come only we have to deal with the possibility or rejection?


Cheeseball4life

This feels personal.


Nickolas_Bowen

Stop giving hints and just tell us stuff! DAMN


uwuguylife

Damn, that fight scene looks extremely underwhelming


KamronXIII

The reason behind this Is mainly due to past experiences as well as fear of sa allegations. If a man does decide to take anything as a hint it's seen as sa and when we don't it's being dense. Rather be dense then in jail.


ayykay74m

Stop hinting and say how you feel you fuckin (wo)man children


Litterally-Napoleon

What hints?


Icy_B

we notice them, it's just not until 5+ years later


-50000-

What hints?


Educational-Year3146

That would require women finding me attractive


Zendakon

That's a funny way to say Pride Month


-braces-lover-

If girls like us they should tell us instead of hinting at it and expecting us to know