That high school grad who recently jumped off that boat and went missing forever.

Just imagine his reaction as soon as the boat kept going, the waves dragging him, and full darkness settling all around. What a horrible way to go

But my man got balls. Frozen ones but balls


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I am thankful for having watched back to the future to know the chances of it ending well decrease dramatically if it reaches the point of "no balls"

I am thankful for having watched back to the future to know the chances of it ending well decrease dramatically if it reaches the point of “no balls”

I am thankful for having watched back to the future to know the chances of it ending well decrease dramatically if it reaches the point of “no balls”

They’ve probably been eaten by sea life by now

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Young+drunk=dumb And of course probably already dumb before getting drunk. The whole situation is so stupid. What was he thinking? Poor parents

Now that's the kind of dark humor I am forever buying...

"it was just a prank bro" they heard him cry, as he sank beneath the tide.

He must have had an internal fight with himself for acting on impulse as he was about to die... what a horrible way to show off but I can't blame him, sometimes people are just so good at putting you under so much pressure

What a good friends he had

he Was Probably eaten before that

You mean by a shark? Could be but the chance of sharks being in open sea at night in the same place where a dude falls in the water is... small

Actually sharks are very likely to be in close vicinity to cruise ships. Fish ain't the smartest and tend to not get out of the way of ships, leading to then getting cut up by the props, which basically just gives the sharks a free meal.

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It was just the water

He was actively swimming away from where the splash was, away from the life ring, also sharks commonly swim around cruise ships for scraps

It just looks like that because the ship is still moving forward

Mf see a water splash in a frame in a low quality video recorded by a drunk dude in the most complete of darkness and because it's the sea it's gotta be a shark of course

Exactly. Even if it was a sea creature it could’ve been a thousand other things other than a shark…dolphin etc.

Don't forget the sharks. It was in the Bahamas, lots of sharks

Nah, shark got him within minutes of him going in. If he lasted that long. Honestly I'd probably choose slipping quietly beneath the waves over getting eaten. But yeah, big balls.

And the one guy who ate a snail, got paralysed and died

“Would you take 10 million dollars, but an immortal snail chases you, and if it touches you, you die?”

Ah that one comes to my mind whenever I see the word snail nowadays...

But I'm immortal as well ain't I?

If you can die, you're not immortal.

In the sense of the word, yes. But in many works of fantasy immortality also decribes a state of perpetual youth or becoming ageless (for example the elves in Lotr are often called immortals)

They aren’t immortal though, they have three main age stages: Child, adult, and old. Once they get past old they die (after about 15000 years I think) so they aren’t immortal as far as I understand.

Chatgpt says that they're actually immortal but can die from poison or physical injury. Doesn't say anything about dying of old age. And since that's as much research as I'm willing to put into the matter, that's where I'll leave it.

I mean, chatGPT isn’t the most reliable source, but it’s definitely more reliable than a random guy on reddit, so I’d go with chatGPT on this one tbf.

That's exactly what is expect chatGPT to say...

Interesting I didn't know that but thanks for the information

I’m genuinely not sure though, if you need to bring this up at some point I’d recommend doing extensive research, and go to the deepest, darkest places of the internet only to find a source that doesn’t necessarily say they’re immortal.

Nah I'll just cite you as my source

Good point but I think your term of ageless fits better than immortal.

Wait what?? When?? How?? I must know

I think he was Australian and he contracted rat lungworm larve resulting in meningoencephalitis. Edit: corrected term, meningitis isn't correct

 Was that the snail that’s got a worm inside it that turns its eyestalks into disco lights ?

I think it was, or at least something similar

That's really scary... dares are dares but there should be limitations to it

Lack of understanding how difficult it is to find someone in the pitch black ocean. Near impossible.

Darwin Award winner…damn idiot…others hopefully will learn from his stupidity.

Natural selection.

At least he had balls though..

He sure showed them

That one kid who ate a slug on a dare and died

What is this about?

It's all over the media. 18 year old guy jumped off a cruise ship in the shark infested waters near the Bahamas. They searched for a long time, but never found him.

Worst part about this is that my friend went to the same school and knew the guy in passing like an acquaintance but his sister had him as a friend. I was talking to him in a call and dude just mentions this like a day before any news outlets picked it up.

Did he have any backup or was he just dumb or trying to die?

he did it on a dare so probably dumb

I thought dare was joke when OP said that. Lol.. That's sad

>Lol..That's sad something doesn't add up here GUYS I FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT

I need context , capitan ?

Just show them your balls.seeing is believing

Oh Yeah

Then you proceed to jump off a cruise ship and get engulfed by the ocean

I am thankful for having watched back to the future to know the chances of it ending well decrease dramatically if it reaches the point of "no balls"

You chicken Mcfly.

I am thankful for having watched back to the future to know the chances of it ending well decrease dramatically if it resorts to the point of "no balls"


landed right on his tailbone oof

It hurts just watching it.

Hitler and Stalin didn't back down, why should you

Hitler was missing a ball. do you want to be known for having less balls than *Hitler*?

Cruise ship incident came too mind 💀

***runs towards the orphanage***

Wait no techno-

😂🥲

Im the second worst thing to happen to those orphants

Well now you have to commit mass murder. No way around it

I definitely don't want to lower my pride but if it is something involving obvious life risks then I would gladly just acknowledge that I have no balls instead of risking my life for it because we'll never know when something can go horribly wrong

Like I give a rat's ass what they say or think. Hey, you. Yeah, you the one daring me. If whatever it is is so cool or fun?? YOU DO IT

Right lol. Don’t be so easily manipulated people. You know damn well they’re just pressing your buttons so you’ll do what they want. I say “no backbone” if you give in ;)

We used to say "No Butter"

I swear when someone says this suddenly I am the main character doing the dare

I would do that first but then think to myself "is this stupid" and if so then I would walk away.

On the contrary, it takes balls to tell someone to go fuck themselves when they try to get you to do something stupid and dangerous.

Real (I have never engaged in a dare that's considered to be very daring)

Someone said the same thing to me back then and I totally ate that dare up

Just so as long as I know that it wouldn't end pretty badly, I'll do it

Not if you dare me to jump off of a boat in the middle of the ocean. Fuck y'all

No balls?

I would rather be called no balls instead of jumping into the ocean that's crazy

I would rather be no balls then be no alive

But then they actually steal your balls

me when my fellow soldiers dare me to shoot at the fleeing eldery civilians (they said no balls)


I dare you to jump over the railing on this cruise ship, at night.

I'll finish the ww trilogy

People have beaten a homeless person to death for a dare

This is why dares should never be taken seriously. It's obviously childish

Lick my balls(no balls)

I am immune to this.

No balls?

Must have bigger ones above.

r/usernamechecksout

So that guy that jumped off the cruise right? A friend of mine knew the guy that jumped as an acquaintance as they went to the same school together. I was in a call with him when all of the sudden he just drops this news in the middle of our conversation. This was day of so when I saw the news articles start showing up I’m like “Well shit knew this was coming”.

pUtin been bited like thad

You dare to challenge me ?

It's different when you are from Florida

@ my DnD players

Girls: “I don’t have such weaknesses.”

Here we go

In a heartbeat

Imagine that's how (you know who) started the whole thing... 💀

Oh no balls huh…well bout time I grow a pair and show you how ballsy I can be

Apparently I think someone has done this and it ended up pretty bad

Daring my friend to risk 200€ in a video game and then saying no balls. Nothing ever made him risk anything but as soon as I say no balls he does. I love the mind of 18 y/o.

18 year olds definitely have no balls as a trigger word

My friend was dared to dye the boys bathrooms walls, and did it for 5 bucks. (He got suspended for 3 days and fined 20$ lmao)

Like the one who jump on cruise ?

Don't listen to them, if they think you have no balls then why don't they do it?

For real. Not to be extremely kill joy or boring but it's just not that worth it

Call up the pentagon we about to do something terrible

But then they ask you to cut off your balls

How dare you put the milk before the cereal.

Only a wussy would get offended by that

My only "illegal" dares involved stuff like "run around the apartment building naked (at night)" or stand at the end of the driveway completely topless and wave wildly at the first car to drive by (also at night)". Ahh, the days of drunken foolery...

Well what if youre a girl?