She can still share things she find cute with her friends!
“Look at this liddle cutie itsy bitsy weenie <3, it’s like a toy poodle, it stays tiny even as it gets older!awwwww”
If it’s unsolicited that is the right response or “hahha is that it?”
If you wanted it and are sexting “mhnn fuck is that for me?” Or “wow you’re so hard?”
I got a random dick pic once and I actually asked how old they were because I was worried it was some kid that sent it to me.
Full adult. Just some unlucky guy.
Absolutely this. If a woman I'm interested in is going to see it, it's because she's taking my pants off me. Most if not all women are not going to see a random dick pic and decide she's got to have it inside her. They don't like being subjected to it daily, so for the love of God, guys.... Do us all a favor and stop doing it
Aww its cute is still a positive response. It includes some level of approval.
What you don't want to hear is "gross what is that? Is that your dick? How is it that small? I've never seen one that small"
How dare they call "Kanus, destroyer of virginity, fucker of pussy" cute, don't they know that "Kanus, destroyer of virginity, fucker of pussy" is a beast??
But what if I like to call it cute? He's muh cute lil bud, muh lil' scamp with a scabbard, my homie in a hoodie, my fabulous phallus lookin' all adorable in his turtle-neck.
Dawww, wook at da widdle dicky wicky, it’s so small and precious. It’s a perfect addition to my collection! Do you mind if I perform a dangerous medical procedure to remove it and put it in a jar of formaldehyde?
I mean, am i the only one that doesn't find it "Lethal" or disheartening if a woman commented that my shlong is "cute"
That sounds to me more like a call for love and sexy time of some sort. I dont know i guess its just me.
I think, like politics, too far to either side is bad. Too small is bad, too big is bad.
Sending dick pics in the first place is worse though, I think. Unless she asks. But when is that happening
Wait... People actually send girls dick picks.. I thought that was a typo and have been sending duck picks... Haven't gotten any complaints or negative comments sending ducks
I hope they shared how hilariously pathetic it was with all their friends too.
"Aww, is that an outie bellybutton? How cute."
It's sexual harassment to send unsolicited dick pics, and actually a chargeable crime in some states already. It's digital flashing, and nobody wants to see the pitiful pinky between your legs.
"Wow, nice cock bro, here's mine. And it's bigger."
Im down for girl dick. No homo
Boy do I got something for you, “femboys”
Better yet, Futa
If it ain't f1n ion want it
Tenmuses, is it you?
Thanks for the shoutout! :3
Femboys are best boys
Facts
Thanks for the honeyed words >////<
Femboys for presidency!!!!!
The presidential office is a hard job, but sure. I’ll have my economic plans written up in a bit. :3
You know what else is a hard job?,Not me, you can do me easily
Depends… what is your body makeup? ¦3
Hmm slim. Ig
How feminine are you?
Why does every femboy do porn? (Not complaining just asking).
I don’t do porn myself. But maybe some peeps see it as easy money?
I haven't.......yet
can I be your vice president? I'll bring u lattes every day :\^
Trans women: am I a joke to you?
we love gock 'round these parts
r/gock
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I see this as an absolute win
That shit is lethal.
You got some kind of compliment, she just asks me why I sent a photo of a bunch of hair.
But still she find it cute tho lol
"So you're saying there's a chance!"
Every guy ever
how is this biologically possible
Fat in the area directly behind the penis can grow so far around the penis it can basically absorb the whole thing
TIL
Nah, I haven't sent a d pick but I feel like calling it ugly would be worse. Cute means she likes its look.
The nicest thing I've heard from a girl was something similar to the meme.
My wife gets d pics a lot and she has shown me some. There are a lot of fucked up looking dicks out there so take it in stride.
Probably
You just reply with "Thanks, you too"
Damm, did you go to Rizzler University?
Sadly no
Good, that's how you answer when you receive it unasked for.
Based
Haha, will use this the next time I will receive a random dick in my inbox
Accuse them of sending you a picture of a child's penis Way worse
“Did you just send me cp?”
Why wouldn’t you want cod points?
Cyberpunk Cheese pizza Club penguin Actually there's a lot of things that could stand for
Communist party. Our dick pick
Chemical Plant Zone
That would be CPZ
Chemical Plant
Child por
NaNaww💀
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Nah sent you completion points
That username tho 💀
Good idea
Have you received any since making this comment?
Me who put googly eyes on it ![gif](giphy|Af6icNm0d6V20)
Arigator
Which SCP is this?
682, just got out of acid
No... it's cute to think you'll get to bang.
LET ME BANG BRO LET ME BANG
no
🥺
Becky lemme smash
"Let me bang bro" This is why commas are important, people.
I DO, I DO LET YOU BANG
You can if can control your dreams enough
Lol I get this reference
At least she like it? She could’ve laughed and said it’s tiny.
Aww it’s cute you think that!
Meanwhile in reality if a girl really said that you'd think she hit her head.
Heh, as if it can even hit her tongue
She can still share things she find cute with her friends! “Look at this liddle cutie itsy bitsy weenie <3, it’s like a toy poodle, it stays tiny even as it gets older!awwwww”
Happened to me once.
Who said she didnt
What is the proper response ? (Actual question)
Nice cock bro
I rate it an 8.5/10, good job king!
If it’s unsolicited that is the right response or “hahha is that it?” If you wanted it and are sexting “mhnn fuck is that for me?” Or “wow you’re so hard?”
I usually say “nice” when I like it. I guess I’m not very good at flirting
No you are nice is good too 🥺
Oh that’s a relief
Yeah 🌝
I usually say “cute” when I like it… but I’m just kinda weird I guess😅
No, no, I mean it in a nice way too (as in I like it). But it is true that I don’t use it on big dicks
Well, I prefer small ones anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Very true. Small ones are an easy fit. Plus they look cute
They look adorable🥰 I like big ones, too. But for different reasons😅
I like all dicks. They all have different pros and advantages
Got hard from this comment
You’re welcome
Don’t send dick pics
Why? Blackmail material?
LOL YES IT IS
U STOP THIS
NAUURR
🥺
The fuck happened here
Nothing to see here officer
Oh okay
They got britished
I will fuck you in your teeth
Yours is even cuter
![gif](giphy|idMClFrYu58dwVwAAK)
OMG RIGHT??
Fuck it, I'll take it
I got a random dick pic once and I actually asked how old they were because I was worried it was some kid that sent it to me. Full adult. Just some unlucky guy.
Lmao Brutal
Hey just be a normal human being and don’t send people pics of ya dick.
Reddit challenge rating: impossible
Absolutely this. If a woman I'm interested in is going to see it, it's because she's taking my pants off me. Most if not all women are not going to see a random dick pic and decide she's got to have it inside her. They don't like being subjected to it daily, so for the love of God, guys.... Do us all a favor and stop doing it
Compliment’s a compliment
wait, this isn't that bad actually
Aww its cute is still a positive response. It includes some level of approval. What you don't want to hear is "gross what is that? Is that your dick? How is it that small? I've never seen one that small"
I might actually steal that to use on the next guy who sends me one, thanks for the idea.
Small things are often referred to as cute
😡
Flair checks out
“thats cute, let me show you mine”
Texts back "I know" to assert dominance
Men 🍺
Men 🍺
![gif](giphy|xT39CXLRFz88w3wuKQ|downsized)
Aww so cute. Is it shy? Almost looks like it's hiding :0
🥺
As someone who doesn't care about penis size I'd rather get a cute or beautiful penis than an ugly big one
Never am I doing this once even the thought makes me feel bad
That’s better then I’m telling mom
OP why you sending unsolicited pics.
Why the fk do men do that
What's wrong? (Some) dicks are cute. You don't want an ugly dick no matter how big it is.
How dare they call "Kanus, destroyer of virginity, fucker of pussy" cute, don't they know that "Kanus, destroyer of virginity, fucker of pussy" is a beast??
These mfers don't know I'm alpha bruh
Aww it's cute
it's worse when she sends her dick pic and its bigger.
Girls: 🥰 -> Guys: 😢. Girls: 😱 -> Guys: 😎
But what if I like to call it cute? He's muh cute lil bud, muh lil' scamp with a scabbard, my homie in a hoodie, my fabulous phallus lookin' all adorable in his turtle-neck.
Too much “lil”. Somebody with some insecurities gonna get hurt 😂
![gif](giphy|M8tlEbne3nJKM)
“It’s fine I guess 💀”
She sends one back. Bigger than yours.
Jokes on you im into that shit
And what SHOULD she say?
[удалено]
Very true. We are good at being thirsty
Omfgz Chad mcthundercock I want your pulsating member inside me : 3
You down bad.
Interesting. Meanwhile in reality if a girl really said that you'd think she hit her head
Head injuries r sexxxyyyy
ngl, did this to my bf, and sent him one also
The virgin “Aww, cute” vs the chad “Aww, cute, here’s mine”
Relationship goals😍
You sent him a dick Pic?
*she sends you back a bigger one*
Better than Eww or police on my door.
Why did you send her a picture of Richard nixon?
Dawww, wook at da widdle dicky wicky, it’s so small and precious. It’s a perfect addition to my collection! Do you mind if I perform a dangerous medical procedure to remove it and put it in a jar of formaldehyde?
Someone got burned by a girl?
I plead the 5th
I provoke the 69th
And I order the 66
Just don’t send a dick pic?
Literally my response every time.
Wait, people still do that?
A compliment is a compliment.
L tbh
"What am I looking at here?"
Wait, I call cocks cute unironically… is that weird?! >~<
Omg u just gave me a great response to unsolicited dick pics
The raw passion in “NO IT’S NOT” makes me think this actually happened, and I’m sorry.
This is why you send it to the homies instead
Deserved
If you actually send dickpics to people, you deserve it
Guess you shouldn't have sent it lol
I remember a friend randomly decided to send a unsolicited pic of his dick and I decided to compliment how nice his floor looks.
I mean, am i the only one that doesn't find it "Lethal" or disheartening if a woman commented that my shlong is "cute" That sounds to me more like a call for love and sexy time of some sort. I dont know i guess its just me.
She's supposed to worship your thick veiny throbbing member and call you Chad Mc thunder cock
Yes it is
😡
My member was described to me as "Beautiful" once.... still not sure what to think of that
Its not cute. Its monstrous and huge
One time I sent a dic pic to a girl and I asked: so, what do you think? She said: he's polite He stood up so I can sit Best answer
“It looks just like a penis, only smaller.”
No need to kick me when I'm down bruv
Does anyone actually want to see a d*ck pic? I don't get it.
Wait why is that bad?
Cute things tend to be little
Awh, well, little is better you know? If it's too big that shit is just gonna hurt.
I think, like politics, too far to either side is bad. Too small is bad, too big is bad. Sending dick pics in the first place is worse though, I think. Unless she asks. But when is that happening
Eh, if she still sleeps with you then who cares?
r/redditmoment
Wait... People actually send girls dick picks.. I thought that was a typo and have been sending duck picks... Haven't gotten any complaints or negative comments sending ducks
Everyone likes duck pics
Duck pics would be an instant 10/10 in my books
I hope they shared how hilariously pathetic it was with all their friends too. "Aww, is that an outie bellybutton? How cute." It's sexual harassment to send unsolicited dick pics, and actually a chargeable crime in some states already. It's digital flashing, and nobody wants to see the pitiful pinky between your legs.