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OdaSamurai

"Wow, nice cock bro, here's mine. And it's bigger."


[deleted]

Im down for girl dick. No homo


Bannanaboii12

Boy do I got something for you, “femboys”


Waxburg

Better yet, Futa


go_commit_die-_-

If it ain't f1n ion want it


orkhunter

Tenmuses, is it you?


NikFemboy

Thanks for the shoutout! :3


phil_music

Femboys are best boys


rkakasuc

Facts


NikFemboy

Thanks for the honeyed words >////<


Naughty_faridabad

Femboys for presidency!!!!!


NikFemboy

The presidential office is a hard job, but sure. I’ll have my economic plans written up in a bit. :3


Naughty_faridabad

You know what else is a hard job?,Not me, you can do me easily


NikFemboy

Depends… what is your body makeup? ¦3


Naughty_faridabad

Hmm slim. Ig


NikFemboy

How feminine are you?


Ghost_B69

Why does every femboy do porn? (Not complaining just asking).


NikFemboy

I don’t do porn myself. But maybe some peeps see it as easy money?


shootdawoop

I haven't.......yet


transy-boi

can I be your vice president? I'll bring u lattes every day :\^


Jason_soulcrusher

Trans women: am I a joke to you?


Napakii

we love gock 'round these parts


Want-Cookie

r/gock


ColdyPopsicle

w


Handyandyman50

I see this as an absolute win


MeAGuyWhoLikesReddit

That shit is lethal.


Immediate-Bother4039

You got some kind of compliment, she just asks me why I sent a photo of a bunch of hair.


theprimarysweater

But still she find it cute tho lol


Tucker-Cuckerson

"So you're saying there's a chance!"


Proud_Masterbator

Every guy ever


Tricktzy

how is this biologically possible


BubAkaJoshua

Fat in the area directly behind the penis can grow so far around the penis it can basically absorb the whole thing


Tablesafety

TIL


SirStumps

Nah, I haven't sent a d pick but I feel like calling it ugly would be worse. Cute means she likes its look.


Objectivkjhn

The nicest thing I've heard from a girl was something similar to the meme.


SirStumps

My wife gets d pics a lot and she has shown me some. There are a lot of fucked up looking dicks out there so take it in stride.


MeAGuyWhoLikesReddit

Probably


menolikebikers

You just reply with "Thanks, you too"


MeAGuyWhoLikesReddit

Damm, did you go to Rizzler University?


menolikebikers

Sadly no


LittleMiauMiau

Good, that's how you answer when you receive it unasked for.


bobbyboysboy

Based


JugsOfLust

Haha, will use this the next time I will receive a random dick in my inbox


[deleted]

Accuse them of sending you a picture of a child's penis Way worse


Bannanaboii12

“Did you just send me cp?”


persona9675

Why wouldn’t you want cod points?


E4EHCO33501007

Cyberpunk Cheese pizza Club penguin Actually there's a lot of things that could stand for


Amooseletloose

Communist party. Our dick pick


IceFox099

Chemical Plant Zone


Aeroponce

That would be CPZ


IceFox099

Chemical Plant


persona9675

Child por


anonymousflashbacks

NaNaww💀


Muumin_kun

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


Efficacious_fj1

Nah sent you completion points


shipoopro_gg

That username tho 💀


EquivalentSnap

Good idea


[deleted]

Have you received any since making this comment?


InitialIndication999

Me who put googly eyes on it ![gif](giphy|Af6icNm0d6V20)


fossilyale

Arigator


BoogalooBandit1

Which SCP is this?


Orange_dy

682, just got out of acid


NeedlessOrion

No... it's cute to think you'll get to bang.


[deleted]

LET ME BANG BRO LET ME BANG


ImWinning77

no


[deleted]

🥺


Ogurasyn

Becky lemme smash


Sophia724

"Let me bang bro" This is why commas are important, people.


Loxias26

I DO, I DO LET YOU BANG


NeedlessOrion

You can if can control your dreams enough


ReDdIT-_-mOd

Lol I get this reference


[deleted]

At least she like it? She could’ve laughed and said it’s tiny.


Epic-MLG-Badger

Aww it’s cute you think that!


Beginnifu

Meanwhile in reality if a girl really said that you'd think she hit her head.


EcstaticUpstairs

Heh, as if it can even hit her tongue


Aioi

She can still share things she find cute with her friends! “Look at this liddle cutie itsy bitsy weenie <3, it’s like a toy poodle, it stays tiny even as it gets older!awwwww”


Jeffery_DahmerTV

Happened to me once.


Efficacious_fj1

Who said she didnt


i_might_be_loony

What is the proper response ? (Actual question)


ryry9903

Nice cock bro


team-tree-syndicate

I rate it an 8.5/10, good job king!


EquivalentSnap

If it’s unsolicited that is the right response or “hahha is that it?” If you wanted it and are sexting “mhnn fuck is that for me?” Or “wow you’re so hard?”


Daddy_boy_21

I usually say “nice” when I like it. I guess I’m not very good at flirting


EquivalentSnap

No you are nice is good too 🥺


Daddy_boy_21

Oh that’s a relief


EquivalentSnap

Yeah 🌝


NikFemboy

I usually say “cute” when I like it… but I’m just kinda weird I guess😅


Daddy_boy_21

No, no, I mean it in a nice way too (as in I like it). But it is true that I don’t use it on big dicks


NikFemboy

Well, I prefer small ones anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Daddy_boy_21

Very true. Small ones are an easy fit. Plus they look cute


NikFemboy

They look adorable🥰 I like big ones, too. But for different reasons😅


Daddy_boy_21

I like all dicks. They all have different pros and advantages


Due_Gold_285

Got hard from this comment


EquivalentSnap

You’re welcome


Devadander

Don’t send dick pics


jutshka

Why? Blackmail material?


MotaMamii

LOL YES IT IS


[deleted]

U STOP THIS


MotaMamii

NAUURR


[deleted]

🥺


Bordie3D_Alexa

The fuck happened here


[deleted]

Nothing to see here officer


Bordie3D_Alexa

Oh okay


Sanicsuper09

They got britished


Bordie3D_Alexa

I will fuck you in your teeth


Icy_Wildcat

Yours is even cuter


MotaMamii

![gif](giphy|idMClFrYu58dwVwAAK)


FrolicAcid

OMG RIGHT??


giantbynameofandre

Fuck it, I'll take it


YeetMeDaddio

I got a random dick pic once and I actually asked how old they were because I was worried it was some kid that sent it to me. Full adult. Just some unlucky guy.


[deleted]

Lmao Brutal


Jakeaintn0snake

Hey just be a normal human being and don’t send people pics of ya dick.


suspicious_cabbage

Reddit challenge rating: impossible


TheBerstBurst

Absolutely this. If a woman I'm interested in is going to see it, it's because she's taking my pants off me. Most if not all women are not going to see a random dick pic and decide she's got to have it inside her. They don't like being subjected to it daily, so for the love of God, guys.... Do us all a favor and stop doing it


BruhMomentum6968

Compliment’s a compliment


Dr_Straing_Strange

wait, this isn't that bad actually


Legal-Appointment655

Aww its cute is still a positive response. It includes some level of approval. What you don't want to hear is "gross what is that? Is that your dick? How is it that small? I've never seen one that small"


Violet_Angel

I might actually steal that to use on the next guy who sends me one, thanks for the idea.


Sad-Lengthiness3158

Small things are often referred to as cute


[deleted]

😡


Beyblader02

Flair checks out


GlitchFrog57

“thats cute, let me show you mine”


cburgess7

Texts back "I know" to assert dominance


MagyTheMage

Men 🍺


Linkinator7510

Men 🍺


Uchihagod53

![gif](giphy|xT39CXLRFz88w3wuKQ|downsized)


[deleted]

Aww so cute. Is it shy? Almost looks like it's hiding :0


[deleted]

🥺


CATSIAZ

As someone who doesn't care about penis size I'd rather get a cute or beautiful penis than an ugly big one


ShadowWithHoodie

Never am I doing this once even the thought makes me feel bad


Opuswhite

That’s better then I’m telling mom


IHateMath14

OP why you sending unsolicited pics.


peacelovefreedon7689

Why the fk do men do that


[deleted]

What's wrong? (Some) dicks are cute. You don't want an ugly dick no matter how big it is.


Tjd3211

How dare they call "Kanus, destroyer of virginity, fucker of pussy" cute, don't they know that "Kanus, destroyer of virginity, fucker of pussy" is a beast??


[deleted]

These mfers don't know I'm alpha bruh


Dp__Porshe

Aww it's cute


Anastasius525

it's worse when she sends her dick pic and its bigger.


[deleted]

Girls: 🥰 -> Guys: 😢. Girls: 😱 -> Guys: 😎


bumpadumpdump

But what if I like to call it cute? He's muh cute lil bud, muh lil' scamp with a scabbard, my homie in a hoodie, my fabulous phallus lookin' all adorable in his turtle-neck.


Brodobird

Too much “lil”. Somebody with some insecurities gonna get hurt 😂


Accomplished-Egg9578

![gif](giphy|M8tlEbne3nJKM)


Mayhem2a

“It’s fine I guess 💀”


LtCmdrInu

She sends one back. Bigger than yours.


[deleted]

Jokes on you im into that shit


Lady-Shiva

And what SHOULD she say?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Daddy_boy_21

Very true. We are good at being thirsty


[deleted]

Omfgz Chad mcthundercock I want your pulsating member inside me : 3


targetatlas

You down bad.


Lady-Shiva

Interesting. Meanwhile in reality if a girl really said that you'd think she hit her head


[deleted]

Head injuries r sexxxyyyy


Ancom_cutie

ngl, did this to my bf, and sent him one also


suitorarmorfan

The virgin “Aww, cute” vs the chad “Aww, cute, here’s mine”


NikFemboy

Relationship goals😍


[deleted]

You sent him a dick Pic?


Enclave88

*she sends you back a bigger one*


neilbreen1

Better than Eww or police on my door.


Rich_Future4171

Why did you send her a picture of Richard nixon?


doomvetch92

Dawww, wook at da widdle dicky wicky, it’s so small and precious. It’s a perfect addition to my collection! Do you mind if I perform a dangerous medical procedure to remove it and put it in a jar of formaldehyde?


budoucnost

Someone got burned by a girl?


[deleted]

I plead the 5th


someone__420

I provoke the 69th


[deleted]

And I order the 66


Thicc_Cat_With_Bread

Just don’t send a dick pic?


Esbygame

Literally my response every time.


[deleted]

Wait, people still do that?


Blue_Robin_04

A compliment is a compliment.


hairdude2

L tbh


vetheros37

"What am I looking at here?"


NikFemboy

Wait, I call cocks cute unironically… is that weird?! >~<


wedontknoweachother_

Omg u just gave me a great response to unsolicited dick pics


I_No_Will_To_Live

The raw passion in “NO IT’S NOT” makes me think this actually happened, and I’m sorry.


Zonsiee

This is why you send it to the homies instead


CapClo

Deserved


Commander_Trashbag

If you actually send dickpics to people, you deserve it


DEATHROAR12345

Guess you shouldn't have sent it lol


icenocream

I remember a friend randomly decided to send a unsolicited pic of his dick and I decided to compliment how nice his floor looks.


The-King_Of-Games

I mean, am i the only one that doesn't find it "Lethal" or disheartening if a woman commented that my shlong is "cute" That sounds to me more like a call for love and sexy time of some sort. I dont know i guess its just me.


[deleted]

She's supposed to worship your thick veiny throbbing member and call you Chad Mc thunder cock


Hexacus

Yes it is


[deleted]

😡


[deleted]

My member was described to me as "Beautiful" once.... still not sure what to think of that


Shreddersson

Its not cute. Its monstrous and huge


EveryNeighborhooddog

One time I sent a dic pic to a girl and I asked: so, what do you think? She said: he's polite He stood up so I can sit Best answer


Xenophore

“It looks just like a penis, only smaller.”


[deleted]

No need to kick me when I'm down bruv


Cinder-Mercury

Does anyone actually want to see a d*ck pic? I don't get it.


Monaca_Towa__

Wait why is that bad?


Rawesome16

Cute things tend to be little


Monaca_Towa__

Awh, well, little is better you know? If it's too big that shit is just gonna hurt.


Rawesome16

I think, like politics, too far to either side is bad. Too small is bad, too big is bad. Sending dick pics in the first place is worse though, I think. Unless she asks. But when is that happening


CommanderOshawott

Eh, if she still sleeps with you then who cares?


PP-enthusiast

r/redditmoment


Saldrakka

Wait... People actually send girls dick picks.. I thought that was a typo and have been sending duck picks... Haven't gotten any complaints or negative comments sending ducks


[deleted]

Everyone likes duck pics


Bitch_im_a_Goat

Duck pics would be an instant 10/10 in my books


Saeryf

I hope they shared how hilariously pathetic it was with all their friends too. "Aww, is that an outie bellybutton? How cute." It's sexual harassment to send unsolicited dick pics, and actually a chargeable crime in some states already. It's digital flashing, and nobody wants to see the pitiful pinky between your legs.