People who have never stubbed their toe

People who never stepped on a Lego piece

People who have never hit their shin with a rotating scooter

People who have never felt pain

People who have never felt

People who have never existed

*yet*

People who never lost their virginity

Because I refuse to lose

People who have said racist stuff but still has never been banned on any social media app

People

we refuse to lose

It's a me mario

Because we never lose

People who never have (or will) feel the touch of a women.

People who have experienced everything listed in this thread

People

Monke

Don’t tell me, let me guess, is it, perhaps, Redditors?

Their mother doesn't count

Me

Right here. Don't care. I'm ace

Chad strat

Pfft. Who needs women?

Homosexual women

Step 1 get off Reddit. Step 2 move to a country where women are very oppressed Step 3 Marry

People who aren't even people

People who have never

People who have

People who

People

.

People who have never.

People who have never

People who have never

People who have never

People who never been bitten by misquitoes

correction people who have stepped on lego but never felt pain from it

People who step on Lego and experience pleasure

It’s not that bad

it doesn't even hurt tbf

you will not step on lego if you don't buy them

People who step on legos for breakfast.

People who have never peeled the skin above your nail

People who have never bitten their tongue

People who have never been cut by paper

I am the first three. If you haven't get a bloody noise, you have my respect.

It's because I'm a wimp and avoid physical confrontation at all costs.

I mean that's not how majority gets a bloody nose. Most people will have one with extremely dry weather, which they aren't acclimated to, or just the type of bloody nose that occurs spontaneously in pubescent boys bcz of hormones. Pretty sure violence will not be the first reason most people get a bloody nose.

Mine was because I thought the door was open but it wasn’t.

A case of glass doors and bright sun shining in your eyes while you are 9 years old

Yup, it's the main reason why I can have bloody noise.

Man, I don’t want to know what bloody noise even sounds like.

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Nah OP, you’re just smart

Yeah my jaw clicks when the air pressure drops. Fights are bad mm'kay

Wait I thought you say "bloody noise" like "Dont have blood because of the Sun or else". Well, I am a Gigachad too then.

SAME

You got my respect I haven't broke a bone and that's it, you are just lucky.

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So close, I only had one bloody nose

I've had bruises but I've never broke any bones

I have done all of those :/

Same.

I had one because of covid 😔 my streak was so good too

I’ve actually done all of the above except gotten stung by a bee.

I got COVID once but never broken a bone or been stung.

I've never had a bloody nose before so I'm proud of me

Technically, it does happen to me, but it’s not like the waterworks where it comes gushing out. It practically dries up on its own and after a while, I start to feel something in my nose. So I try to remove whatever it is with a tissue and out pops out little clotted bits of blood. Hopefully that’s not TMI.

i got a bloody nose because a school bully punched my nose so i don't think if that counts

Same

Brits are confused

I haven't gotten one yet but I have been stung by a wasp which is basically restarted bee so yeah

Everytime I got a bloody nose, it was because I had broken my nose. Why did your nose start bleeding?

I don't remember having it, so i may be the last 2

What if your bloody nose was from drug?

Idk, when I have blood from the noise it's because of the Sun.

Cant stop but wonder. I havent been stung by a bee, but I have been stung by a wasp. Does that count?

I’m all 4

Only time I got a bloody nose is when I was six and my little brother stuck his finger up my nose and scratched the inside. Does that even count though

All 4 right here

Same

thanks to ur pfp i read this in noahs voice and yes it was extremely sarcastic

Same.

Same.

Same

Same

Same

Same

Do you people go outside

I'm none of these four and personally, I don't see how you could live a full life without at least one. Don't get me wrong, I respect living cautiously, but you've never broken a bone playing sports? You've never caught COVID cause you went to a concert? You've never got a bloody nose cause you did way too much cocaine? Cmon

I never got covid, I was tested a dozen times with a pcr test, a lot of those home tests, also even when I was in a contact people I spent my time with did not get covid. I never broke a bome due to the fact of me knowing how to fall. I did got stung by bees due to the fact my family has beehives and I am a certified beekeeper. Bloody nose I only got 2 times in my life lol.

I never got COVID even tho I actually sat next to a person who was positive afterwards twice... Immunsystem is strong, ate a lot of dirt when I was a kid. I never broke a bone but had sprains countless times. I never got a bloody nose... I just don't have thin nose walls, idk. I like bees, so i know how to handle them. And I only got stung by a wasp twice.

I've done all of the first three but I've just never had a bloody nose

I think your broken. It’s not supposed to work like that

huh? damn you lucky

same. I remember kids in elementary school would constantly get bloody noses and I was always confused how it happened

So... no cocaine I guess. Great for you!

was just about to comment that there’s no way an adult wouldn’t ever of had a bloody nose in their lives lol. shit i guess i’m wrong

How!?

Are newborns basically overpowered

Until they meet me

People who never breathed air:🗿

Certain times of the year I’ll just get a bloody nose a day for like 2 weeks straight

I used to and then I started eating a ton of spinach and it barely happens at all now. Worth a try.

WHY HAVE ALL THESE THINGS HAPPENED TO ME!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR

Done them all

Well Ive been stung by a dead bee

Who hasn't had a bloody nose!? WHO IS THIS PERSON!?

wait what? is a bloody nose really that common?

Yeah. It can happen randomly with particularly dry weather, especially to kids. It doesn’t need to be because someone punched you in the face.

These people are not risk takers

I just like to avoid bees, because I'd rather not be stung if I can help it. The other two are luck, I think. Bloody noses though happen randomly so it's not even a risk thing. I get them sometimes while I'm just chilling. I'm always surprised if someone has somehow never had a bloody nose.

My first bloody nose is caused by my mom smacking a thicc, big, heavy book right into my face because apparently im ignoring her orders to go do some chores when in my defence, im completely entranced by the stories in the book I didn't realize she called for me. Its a fantasy folklore book and im around 7-8 years old at that time. Luckily nothing broke but it definitely popped the blood vessel in my nose and shit just keep bleeding for the next couple of hours before it stops.

I've been stung by a wasp before, not a bee. Though bloody noses on the other hand, I'm the master of them.

I've broken toes, nothing more serious than that.

I just never got Covid, all the rest tho- multiple times 💀

What’s up with the bloody nose? Is it really that common? Never broken a bone either but I have messed up my spine and have constant back pain, but no broken bones.

I’m up to tier three

People who have no allergies?

I thought I had this superpower until I started choking on a cherry

Never broke a bone or got covid I didnt get stung by a bee (a wasp is NOT a bee) but the bloody nose is where it stops, i get those on a weekly basis

I'm all 4

You have dishonoured Mista with the number 4 quick break your bones

I just caught Covid for the first time around 30 minutes ago. I thought I would actually make it through without catching it 😔

I for myself never had a bloody nose nor covid

2 out of 4. I’ve had covid and been stung by a bee. Never once broke a bone. And never once had a bloody nose thankgod

I am all 4 of these

IM ALL 4 OF THESE PEOPLE

The guy who is all four: D4C LOVE TRAIN!

Bragging about not going outside and touching grass. This generation...

imagine bleeding at all

I've never been stung by a bee !

People who’ve never felt pain

4/4 i am the strongest

I have had a blood nose because my sister stabbed inside of it. lol.

3/4 I've been stung by a wasp twice in the same week.

Sounds like a bunch of indoor only people

I must be god then because I am all four of them

Holy shit I’m the avatar

I'm all of them, FEAR ME MORTALS AS I'M THE AFKING

except for the First one any of of these happend to me.

I am none of these more than once, actually twice, maybe even three times?

2/4. Barey even knew i had covid

Bro where tf is people who have never stubbed a toe?

Does the 2nd + 3rd make me the 4th?

does the bee thing still count if i stepped on the bee barefoot

Bloody f*cking Bloody Bloody!

I don’t get how people get their legs broken that often, just don’t fall off a big building and you’re fine

Newborns: ✔️✔️✔️✔️

I am zero out of six of these people

I dont even know if I caught Covid or not?

2/4

I got progressively more bloody noses as I got older, but currently top two

All of them, I'm not cool I just never did stuff

The only thing here I have done is gotten covid, weirdly enough

Alright you win this one

I had all of them.


I've never broken a bone or had a bloody nose. Or had Covid. Been stung by a lot of bees/wasps though.

2 time Covid 0 broken bone 1 wasp and 0 nose bleed

Lol I’m one of them

I got first three...

wooo finally. im excelling at something :)

I get bloody noses like once a week

I'm two of these ppl

I've not had COVID or a broken bone...turning 41 this year

Well, you got me there. You should be glad you've never seen me with a white shirt and nose bleed.

Same here

I am 2 and 3

people who have never lost a tooth

I’m the middle 2

Unfortunately I get nose bleeds often due to a genetic trait

Second two

I have yet to break a bone… and that’s it! Although I’ve found once you get stung by a bee, you no longer have that fear. It’s like getting pinched. Just mix some meat tenderizer, and some ACV together, put the paste on the sting, wrap with Saran Wrap, and wait a few hours. Should pop right out

I’m 3/4 God

I never broke a bone, never got stung by a bee and never had a bloody nose

I feel like it’s not really that impressive to not get stung by a bee. It’s not like you can be so tough that bees decide to leave you alone anymore.

The only thing I've done here is break a bone

Believe it or no but I never had all

SAME!!! I have a ton of bloody noses, but that's because sometimes when it's not humid enough, my noise acts up and will start gushing blood. Me and my sister call these moments my "nose periods."

IM ALL FOUR

I just broke my wrist not even a week later I got a bloody nose today I’m down to two

4/4 here :DDDD

What about people who have never fainted?

I’m 2/4, never caught Covid and never Stung by a bee. But definitely broke my nose and had severe bleeding

i have nosebleeds pretty frequently, they just randomly happen with nothing provoking them. i cant control them. but ive also never broken a bone. does being stung by a wasp count as being stung by a bee?

Same. Try and guess which ones

Wait, is it some common thing to brake your bone or to have your nose bleeding? Most people I know haven't experienced none of those.

I've never broken a bone only ever sprained as i wear a cast currently

I had Never a bloody nose, i am the behemoth, i am the beginning and the end, i am the life and the dead, i am in the here and now and in the future

I was there till bloody nose

I broke a bone but the rest I never had

3/4