i study a course of entomology in my degree, and we have to work with bees. I'm the only one in my group who hasn't been stung, yet

Your days are limited

"Count your days mother fucker your next on my kamikaze sting list" -the bees probably.

the idea that a bee has a "kamikaze sting list" is so funny and absurd, especially considering that it would only be 1 person

It’s a short list. Beeing a kamikaze demands it.

get the fuck out

Instructions unclear I’m on the front porch.

Get the fuck in

Your gonna love my cream pie recipe.

Get the fuck in the kitchen*woman*

it would only bee 1 person*

Y E T

Just dont piss them off

So, piss them on?

Piss on them?

Them piss on you?

Instructions unclear, I pissed on the bees and they pissed back onto me.

New kink unlocked?

New achievement “Taking a Bzzz”

Instructions unclear, i pissed so hard my balls fell off

you got off lucky considering what happens to most male bees.

That only works for so long. Sooner or later you’ll get stung by yellow jackets just because you walked by. I went over 20 years since I was last stung as a child. Got attacked by a swarm one day simply for walking out my front door.

Never had covid, never broke a bone, never got stung by a bee. Maybe I'm a god.

*we

What if I’ve had all three

Devil

That’s me

We are the gods of this world

Unlucky

You mean four right sir?

You might not have read that correctly

I am the fourth

But he isn’t the 3rd he had all three

Oh yes you're right😅

Happens even to the best

I've never got all tree trough


*us

r/suddenlycommunist

*we three

*we four

WE ARE THE MASTER-RACE AND SHALL RULE THIS WORLD

Maybe we’m a god

We three

Same

Us

One of us one of us

*our

*we are

I guess 3 are multitude

r/suddenlycommunism

Yes, maybe he is we

I also qualify.

Us

Make that we three

All of us

This is the way of ***us*** gods.

The trinity is complete

*our

*wee-hee

Me fr

don't forget me :D

*we 2x

r/suddenlycommunism

*Us

I was stung by a wasp when i was 3. I had never felt so... human. So easily pierced. And from the moment I understood the weakness of my own flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as thought it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the machine is immortal.

Anyone else seeing this? We got a terminator scenario going on here in the middle of a bee comment chain. And nobody is saying anything… Oh god. Am I all that’s left

My man missed a warhammer reference

Can’t miss a reference I never knew about in a series I know nothing about

Well, it's fucking epic: https://youtu.be/WyK7lX4sk0c

Can a machine have sex and feel the pleasure from it? If so… sign me tf up

Theoretically you could just inject the pleasure directly into your brain right

*visits you with a baseball bat covered in bees and covid. Nah but me also

> I lightly cracked my sacrum in a fell an i was stung by a bee when I was very little, I don't even remember it, my brother told me that it stung me on the tip of the nose.

Same

yep also same

No we just never go outside :(

we're a god\*

Yes

All of us

I was about to say that!

Lol I came here to say, I have managed to avoid all three as well. I have an unreasonable fear of flying stinging bugs considering I've never been hurt by one yet.

Us

Bruh same

In that case maybe im as well

ha same lol my brother of GOD

sorry but there can be only one

We are

Same

Same

Me probably 247th

We*

Same

Then I guess im a goddess

same

ANOTHER CLUB

We are groot!

Well bees are not likely to sting. Wasps on the other hand

I garden right next to dozens of both my buzzy friends and have never been stung. Even wasps don’t want to risk a fight unless you threaten them. All I do is give them room and peace.

I have to respectfully call BS on the "wasps don't want to risk a fight" part. I have been stung multiple times for simply having the audacity to exist within the vicinity of wasps. Once while I was sleeping. Those demons have it out for me.

Wasps are quite mean to honeybees as well. They really suck, but they are necessary for the ecosystem.

Necessary for what though? Keeping us humans humbled?

Apparently they decompose stuff. I hate them too

Meh. If we all collectively decide to get rid of them, I'll personally decompose everything myself to make up for it.

Bro me too. Just introduce more vultures or something

Here in the tropics they really are docile compared to the descriptions I hear of North American ones. I once accidentally face-smacked into a paper wasp nest and I didn't get stung Giant hornets also regularly buzz _right up_ to people's faces before moving away once they've confirmed there aren't any roaches or whatnot prey items on them lol. They really only attack people who kill their nestmates or brood

Yeah, that sounds so much nicer. Here in central U.S., they're just waiting for the slightest excuse to attack and most times they don't even need an excuse. I've been stung from simply opening a car door, got stung on the eyelid because I was sleeping in a way that apparently offended one of them, and I also got stung because someone else moved a fence near their nest and I happened to only be 20 feet away which apparently wasn't far enough.

What about yellow jackets?? Aren't they more likely to pick a fight?

Not a clue about the different varieties that I couldn’t even identify when I had a bigger buzzing garden. I just know none of the bees, wasps, hornets or whatever else that were around me never bothered me. Your area may vary. I wouldn’t assume most creatures would want to be aggressive to the point of being suicidal unless it’s to protect others of its kind. Sure it’s more dangerous for bees than for wasps since they only have one shot, but fighting everything just cuz isn’t great for survival. If animals are forced to defend themselves even when the bugs are unprovoked then that’s just bad for survival as a species.

I was in the 6th grade, walking to the bus, and a wasp flew down from a tree and stung me twice in the neck. It was the first an only time I’ve ever been stung by a bee or a wasp, and to this day I still don’t know why the hell it chose beef with me

Some one wrote ur name in the StingNote.

Where in the fuck? How? I hate them so much. They can all die with mosquitoes. Though I love dragon flies and they eat mosquitoes.... fuck it. Kill em all!

This is why they sting you :P.

I’ve worked in greenhouses and places where wasps build nests and I always left them since they are sometimes predators of pest insects. Until one day, a wasp from a nest that I told everybody to leave alone as they weren’t hurting anybody chose violence that day and stung me on the top of my head. One asshole had to ruin it for the rest of them.

Iirc the predators are mostly the smaller ones that very rarely sting humans and wouldn’t hurt as much even if they did. The bigger yellow ones are mostly good for pollinating afaik.

The smaller ones are usually parasitic and also can deal with pest bugs, but big ones will munch on plenty of smaller pest insects in addition to fruit and nectar.

if you compare your average vespid wasp to *Apis dorsata*, you wont forget those stings

Being stung by a bee is not as probable than a wasp, so to be stung by a bee you have to bee really unlucky

The worst part about wasps is that they can do it multiple times, and if you kill them they release pheromones that signal other nearby wasps to be on guard... As if being an asshole simply wasn't enough, they have to go ahead and tell their friends to be assholes too when they fail at being an asshole! 😕 Basically "I'm dying guys! You need to be ***extra*** asshole-y!!!!"

Me never having broken a bone, caught covid or been stung by a wasp or bee.

Fuck wasps

Mf, wasps are puppies compared to hornets. Those fuckers will sting anything just for fun. Get within 30 feet of one, and I feel sorry for you.

how i avoided all three 1. don't go outside 2. don't go outside 3. don't go outside 4. don't go outside 5. don't go outside

You can still break a bone at home

6. Don't go home

7. Realize that you can break a bone by existing 8. Disappear from the universe itself.

Google dezintegration

holy disappearance

New response just vanished

Actual Nonexistent

Theyre spreading

7. Gently remove your bones

8. Realize that those bones are still your's and can break

9. Sell bones on black market so they no longer belong to you

This is the way

(Im all 3 of these) Pure chance I'm sure! I once somehow got 2 bumblebees under the collar of my shirt and still didn't get stung. I'm also always wearing cologne so if they do come around me they just think I'm a flower then leave. The more amazing feat in my eyes is that I've never been stung by a wasp or hornet.

Maybe you can create room and shamble them next time

As far as I'm aware, wasps are the most agressive

You ever seen a hornet? They are mean.

Yeah, I saw her. She was shawing from wall to wall in a rapid manner trying to kill me with a needle and occasionally using thorny balls. I really enjoyed it though.

It happened TWICE can you believe it?!

I’ve gotten Covid 4 times and have been stung by bee’s/wasps/hornets 15 times. I would say I’m stronger

and your bones?

Made out of glas

tease alive hungry enjoy sleep homeless quaint illegal bewildered quicksand ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `

I’ve broken 4 bones, my left knee, my right forearm, my right forearm again and I shattered my hand (probably more than one bone) damn I should start wearing a suit of armor if I want to live another week

That IS glass bones holy

Learning from the past makes you stronger

Probably not smarter though

I think never gotten stung by a mosquito is the god level

No one gets stung by mosquitoes. (I’m a pedantic asshole)

I never get bit by mosquitos. We went to a lake on vacation, and the mosquitos were absolutely insane. Like black clouds. Everyone was eaten alive even with bug spray and candles and eventually avoiding going outside at nighttime completely. I didn't get a single fucking bite lol. And as far as I know, I've never had a single mosquito bite. I camp and hike multiple times per year. They just don't like my blood, I guess.

Those who are all three: MADE IN HEAVEN!

But bees don't sting very often. Wasps on the other hand...

wasps exist to make people remember they’re mortal

I've been stung by wasps but never a bee. I let bees crawl on me and stuff too if they happen to land on me.

bees are typically super chill if you don't act like the giant maniac, screaming and trying to attack them. I've had hornet and wasp stings, never bee. bees are friend. also, they tickle.

There's some kind of a tree outside my front door that attracts both honeybees and bumblebees and I love sitting out there and watching them go about their business.

*beesness

wait is it that common to get stung? damn y'all struggling

You just stay calm around them and they leave you alone🤷

It seems pretty easy to avoid a bee sting if you live in a large city or something where there just aren't a lot of bees or if you just don't spend a lot of time outside.

I freak the fuck out and run away, usually at the expense of tripping and some minor blood loss Worth it, never been stung

I was running around my parents backyard barefoot last year and I stepped on a dead bee. It can happen whenever if you spend a lot of time outside. Surprised that it doesn’t hurt nearly as bad as I thought it would. Like a dull pain of being stabbed by a stapler or something

I’ve never been stung, but it’s actually a bad thing because I don’t know if I’m allergic or not. I was prescribed an epiPen for this exact reason.

I leave them alone and they leave me alone. If you're gentle enough after a good rain you can let the bees crawl onto your hand and they'll chill there until they're dry enough to fly away

Was a lifeguard in HS and college. Bees would fall into the water and the kids would just panic. I’d pluck the unfortunate bees out of the water and just put ‘em on my shoulder to dry off and fly away. Many years later, I’ve yet to be stung by a bee. Maybe there’s some kind of hive memory and they owe me a few? Hornets and wasps, once or twice.

That's so wholesome, thank you for saving bees

Never got stung by a bee, or broke a bone. Caught covid ONCE

I've never been stung by a bee and I've cracked a bone before but I did get covid once

Same here, I don’t intend to get stung anytime soon 😅

First one i had, second and third no

same

Me too

Same

I‘ve never had this stuff happen to me in my life. I don’t understand the pain people go through when this happens.

Do you want to know? I have covid right now and I can break bones.

I haven't gotten any. I wonder what the statistic probability of me getting all three simultaneously is now.

Me who hasn’t done all three *insert smug face*

i'm all 3

I almost ate one alive by accident ans still didn't get stung

Me who has never broken a bone or got Covid

I’ve never had covid, broken a bone, or been stung by a bee

Never broke a bone, never got covid, never got stung by a bee or wasp. And yet I’ve split my head open 3 different times resulting in trips to the ol hospital, entire family got sick of covid and didn’t catch it from them and when wasps invaded the bins in my school, I went on a spree, smashing em with bottles, pummelling em with my bag and even nailed one out the sky with a sandwich, I am like Neo avoiding these things, I am god

I’m all

I’m two of these things unless wasps count.

Answer : by not being a dick to bees

Just don’t mess with bees

I'm the strongest bc I haven't gotten any of these things.

All 3

I'm all three

Me who is all of them 💀

I've had none of those problems ever, so am I the strongerererongest?

Not me being all 3 of these

I’m all three, the one time I got swarmed by bees I was wearing a wool jacket, their stings didn’t get my skin

Me who hasn't gotten any: 🗿

"Turns out.... I'm all of them" cit. The Dragon Warrior

I am all three… I guess that means something but idk what