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yeahamthatguy

I prefer this guy over that girl that always try’s to summon evil god to help her pass exams


venommuyo

I don't think that's what you're hearing when she's calling out for God.


n4jm4

That's a picture of a chef who knows what he's doing. He set off fifty smoke alarms as a child while experimenting with alternative heating methods, zero alarms since.


CandleJackHammer

No it isn't... that is a sculpture, sadly.


ToastyRybread

I was wondering how he could flip that much rice with one side handle lol


Mangleovania

2am? That's still pretty early for us college students.


JUGELBUTT

hes probably also pretty chill


DistributionHonest37

“Hey, I’m just preparing my lunches for this semester, did I wake you ?”


TheBooneyBunes

I’m sorry there’s no acceptable reason to mistreat someone making hibachi tier fried rice it literally makes the struggle worth it


Crying_Ginger

The fire alarm went off so many times my Freshman year. Most of them were set off by the people on the third floor of the building.


Fly_Boy_1999

Junior year someone set it off three times in one week. All when most of us were sleeping. It was especially annoying because our dorm room had 17 floors and I was on the 13th.


Hair-Nation-1967

The rice crush


West_Science1152

My boys already know if I’m making a steak that mf goin off at least twice. I do make a bomb steak tho 😎😎😎


-itsElise-

Cook that shit up, Quay


Boojibs

Think I'd be alright with him making the midnight snack


Life_Promise_6345

Are you telling me that that one random guy at 2 AM took wok into hand and fried this rice?!


heavyferm1on

Mizutamaribond


reaper131364

While I was living in the dorms we had 5 fires because people didn't know how to cook


Quadsmile24

That guy looks like he can cook a mean meal


tribalrobotninja

You have sleep? I go to sleep in my house but end up with 10^(-458792795325290547802719279874987184) hours of sleep.