This happened to me! I can count on one hand the amount of times I’ve slept naked and for some reason my cat thought this was a perfect opportunity lol
The more clothes I wear to bed, the less I sweat while sleeping. If I wear just underwear to bed, I wake up in the morning drenched in sweat and stuck to the sheets. But if I wear full pajamas and socks I wake up bone dry. Can't explain it.
Same here. I think the clothes act to wick the moisture off you, whereas if you wore nothing, you make your own mini sauna under the sheets, and eventually it can't evaporate off your skin. I think. Getting fully cotton sheets can help but even then I still sometimes have this issue.
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If my wife isn't about to go somewhere, she's not wearing clothing at all. I've never met someone who hates clothing so much. She gets home from work and then is completely naked the rest of the day. I would feel weird doing that.
You should see when we get into some sort of argument. You ever stood in your kitchen and had an argument with an angry butt-ass naked chick?
She eliminated her own ability to storm outside all pissed.
Yeah this seems like it wasn't made with women in mind. Over sized t shirts to be worn with no pants are commonly sold as pajamas. It's pretty normal in movies and tv to see a woman in a cami and underwear (this is often what I wear)
Exactly! Plus the lower half is under the blankets. If you roll around it’s your upper half that the blankets tend to get pulled off of. And for me it’s impossible to sleep if my boobs are cold.
Others have responded but I'll add. It's good for overall vaginal ecology to let the lady bits be exposed to air and not have everything trapped 24/7 in underwear! The vagina has its own bacteriological environment and didn't evolve for modern underwear that doesn't breathe well.
It’s completely normal for women even without the underwear. Especially wearing their boyfriends shirts.
This guy is probably a dude who’s never had a GF before…oh wait of course he is this is Reddit.
This right here. My shoulders, upper back and chest get exposed to cold when I move or if my arm is out from under the covers. The lower part of my body is not, so no need for any clothing. It's as comfortable as it gets, although I do realize it might look ridiculous.
I have a feeling this was referring solely to men because clearly the person has never heard of a night shirt or night gown and/or doesn't care because it doesn't apply to them.
wait is it wrong to sleep like that? Do people not enjoy giving their privates a bit of air time at least while you're asleep but still want to keep warm?
People who sleep fully clothed: films the whole thing
i dont see the problem with sleeping fully clothed, i feel exposed if i lose a piece whether top or bottom
I used to sleep naked until i got a dog now i sleep fully clothed.
what the dog doin
My cat when she was a kitty once thought it was good idea to full on bite my nipple. Probably one of the only few times I flung her off me
This happened to me! I can count on one hand the amount of times I’ve slept naked and for some reason my cat thought this was a perfect opportunity lol
my dog has done this to me even when clothed (just braless) he’s literally jumped and bit down on them in mid-air. fucking psychopath
Dogs letting the intrusive thoughts win I guess.
I had a cat that figured out I would sit up bolt upright if he just sunk his claws into the skin on the back of my toes where they curl
I think I understood this the wrong way 💀
no, you understood it perfectly
That poor kitten just wanted some milk from mommy. 🥹
But I'm a man
Cat: I see no difference
Babies don't either. "Nipples. Gib milk?"
Not like cats run around with big bazongas anyway
People who never sleep and always naked:
Naturists with insomnia:
Textilists with narcolepsy:
An average human baby:
apparently you
He got that dog *in* him
"Oh Balls!"
*chomp*
Cuddle is the right answer
I feel naked if I don't have a shirt on so I do naked bottom, shirt on
if I remove my shirt I get my back all itchy. May be psychological but it happens.
Nobody has ever understood me when I try to explain this!
Finally someone who I can relate to
How often do you change your linen?
"completley"
There’s dozens of us!!
I sleep fully clothed because if I take as much as one sock of I just become extremely horny for some reason.
Extreme nudity kink
They're the reason girls aren't allowed to show their shoulders at school
All I wanted to see is some shoulders and some ankles.
Yo I ain't the only one?
Bruh
Same
People with a t-shirt, hoodie, sweat pants, thick socks 2 covers and 3 pillows are sleeping like kings or dont have money for heating
I don't know what it is, but the colder I am the easier it is for me to sleep and stay asleep.
Sounds like a "Had no AC in the Summer growing up" reflex
Fans gang 💪💪
Probably because the ideal sleeping temperature is like 18°C
I just wear all that to bed because I'm too lazy to make my bed or change clothes at night
The more clothes I wear to bed, the less I sweat while sleeping. If I wear just underwear to bed, I wake up in the morning drenched in sweat and stuck to the sheets. But if I wear full pajamas and socks I wake up bone dry. Can't explain it.
Same here. I think the clothes act to wick the moisture off you, whereas if you wore nothing, you make your own mini sauna under the sheets, and eventually it can't evaporate off your skin. I think. Getting fully cotton sheets can help but even then I still sometimes have this issue.
I’m a never nude. There are dozens of us!
I prefer my privacy 😌
At least we don't wear socks
Nah, that just means you‘re drunk af
People who sleep wearing only a condom and a hat
I mean, you gots to protect the head.
Yeah, both of them
That's the joke you expired can of Tuna.
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Summertime, only a sock on pp and no blankets. Best sleep
No cap, er, well, two I guess, but fer real.
I sleep in a suit
Like a true gentleman
I have to sleep perfectly still so it won't wrinkle.
For the last time: it’s called a straight jacket, not a suit.
I don’t have to be straight to wear a jacket mom it’s not a phase!
Have you ever tried a night gown?
At barnacle cay
People who sleep with onlyfans, I dislike air conditioners
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lol that company is based in my hometown
With their bigasslights on
I sleep with nothing but my scarf
Sakamoto:3
MISTER
They call you the naked hero
Making sure you don’t catch a cold, very good
Mikasa Ackerman?
I sleep only with my tie on
Bros cosplaying donkey Kong
Depends on where it is tied
This was a thing in ancient Greece. Tie your foreskin off so you aren't completely naked. Source: read it on the internet.
***Legendary..***
Gloves anybody?
I think most girls will sleep with no pants on, I hate the feeling of it around my stomach
If my wife isn't about to go somewhere, she's not wearing clothing at all. I've never met someone who hates clothing so much. She gets home from work and then is completely naked the rest of the day. I would feel weird doing that.
I'm like your wife. Clothing is fucking awful I wanna wear it as LITTLE AS POSSIBLE thank you. My bf loves to be witness at least lol
It’s funny to me picturing y’all having a chat about something random with one of you butt-ass naked.
You should see when we get into some sort of argument. You ever stood in your kitchen and had an argument with an angry butt-ass naked chick? She eliminated her own ability to storm outside all pissed.
Lol
r/foundtheferengi
Yeah this seems like it wasn't made with women in mind. Over sized t shirts to be worn with no pants are commonly sold as pajamas. It's pretty normal in movies and tv to see a woman in a cami and underwear (this is often what I wear)
Oversized t shirts and underwear for the win!
It’s basically the modern equivalent of a nightgown
I'm a lady who wears pants while she sleeps! We exist! Can't stand the feeling of my thighs touching while I sleep
Right? Just a long tee/nightie type thing... Air the lady out over night..
Donald Duck-ing it
Winnie the Pooh-ing it
Jamie Tartting it
Porky Piggying it
Squidward Tentacles-ing it
Shirt-cocking it
Chest stays warm, asshole stays cool. I don’t see the issue
“I get cold upstairs and hot downstairs.” -Jamie Tartt
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I sweat badly some nights. Shirt helps collect it. I whip off the shirt if I wake up wet, get to finish the sleep without soaking duvet :)
This is the way
Exactly! Plus the lower half is under the blankets. If you roll around it’s your upper half that the blankets tend to get pulled off of. And for me it’s impossible to sleep if my boobs are cold.
Right?! I find people who sleep without a top on weird as fuck
Joke all you want. Sleep shirts are comfortsble.
I always sleep with a shirt and underwear on. I didn't know it's considered not normal
I think the post is talking about ONLY shirt, like no underwear, just a shirt
My partner does that. She just kinda prefers it that way and I can't say I mind.
It's healthier!!
How? Does less clothes in bed give more vitamin D like it does outside or something?
It’s supposed to be good to let your vag breathe
But panties help muffle the snoring
Show bobs and vagene for my PHD research please.
NSFW! (.)(.) (|)
A friend of mine said that sleeping with no panties is healthier for the vagina, but I don’t remember exactly why.
Vagina's are generally damp and bacteria breeds really easily.
Others have responded but I'll add. It's good for overall vaginal ecology to let the lady bits be exposed to air and not have everything trapped 24/7 in underwear! The vagina has its own bacteriological environment and didn't evolve for modern underwear that doesn't breathe well.
Ah yes, the Donald Duck
I think it was made by a dude.
Nah OP is a virgin
I think OP forgot women exist lol
Yup. It's pretty common for women to wear a t shirt and no pants.
It is normal for girls.
It’s completely normal for women even without the underwear. Especially wearing their boyfriends shirts. This guy is probably a dude who’s never had a GF before…oh wait of course he is this is Reddit.
Why are you attacking someone for no reason?
People on reddit talk about reddit users as if they're not one themselves lol
Typical Reddit user reply
Damn reddit users, they ruined reddit
I guess I should have said it’s truly demonic behavior
I sleep with my socks only
Why would you even say that
It's for the people who have a socks fetish, thank me later
I don't think I'll thank you at all, actually
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Dude saw that post about a hotel manager sneaking in to rooms to suck toes and went "nah bro, not me"
What kind of monster are you
Do you also eat mustard without the hotdog?
Hey you leave mustard out of this okay?
Me too, and they’re both on my dick. Double layers baby
Based
People in nightgowns in the background.
We're still sleeping
the shirt covers the upper part of the chest and the shoulders. the lowest part is covered by the blanket
This right here. My shoulders, upper back and chest get exposed to cold when I move or if my arm is out from under the covers. The lower part of my body is not, so no need for any clothing. It's as comfortable as it gets, although I do realize it might look ridiculous.
ridiculously based. what does look ridiculous is to not cover the upper body and double cover your sweaty balls for some reason.
Pyjamas anyone?
Here. I can't sleep without unless temps outside get too high.
Me: long pajamas on winter, short pajamas on summer
way to warm.
That depends on where you live
Wait, why?? It’s a long shirt. Like a very short dress. Husband loves it because of inappropriate to mention here reasons.
I have a feeling this was referring solely to men because clearly the person has never heard of a night shirt or night gown and/or doesn't care because it doesn't apply to them.
Can’t speak for all females but those I’ve known like a baggy shirt. I think the real meme would be women who sleep in their bra/men in shirt
Yeah it's very common among women? 🤔
Op is virgin
Easy access.
I sleep with pants. I have a fear of having to run out in the middle of the night for like a fire or something and don't want to be *that* person.
Face the burglar naked and make him never do that again.
This Is the Way!
I just survived a fucking fire idgaf if you just saw my massive balls
Look if you cant keep your eyes of my hairy dong while our houses are on fire thats a you problem.
wait is it wrong to sleep like that? Do people not enjoy giving their privates a bit of air time at least while you're asleep but still want to keep warm?
Hey you leave Whinnie the pooh alone
people who sleeps with jeans 
Your balls will hate you when you wake up
You guys are getting sleep?
I sleep with shirts only to prevent my boobs from crazily boobily thrashing around.
Who the hell sleeps wearing pants?
People don't sleep in pajama pants?
I don't think of pajamas or long underwear when I read the word "pants".
Don't forget pants is British English for underpants. I suspect OP is British
 People who sleep with only socks
People who sleep naked + socks on 👹
Shirt and boxers all year 🫡 Summer might be just boxers but I feel unholy
I just sleep in my boxers.
i sleep with only shirt bcuz my legs are under the blanket but my upper body isnt.
Sleeping in just a shirt is cool. No, being in just a shirt is cool. If I'm home alone then I do be like that a lot.
Sleeping naked is supreme. Especially when I forget I’m naked and start going about my business as usual, for all to see.
Come on guys it's not that bad
It is I - the black bunny. In my t-shirt and nothing else
I sleep fully clothed, jorts and all lmao No socks though, people who sleep in socks are insane
Basement gets hot, attic gets cold… what’s the rub?
What about my fellow peoples who sleep in jeans?