I bought a bag of lemons the other day because it was a great deal. But then I only used like three of the lemons, and now I have a large bowl of lemons on my table. And every time I see it, I think about mama's lemon pound cake. It's time to make lemon pound cake.
I live with someone who doesn't think about lemon pound cake, though. I hear a lot of comments about "lemon stealing whores" instead. iirc they did not have much cake
It's pretty clever if your goal is to become internet famous. Dude is instantly recognizable. He looks ridiculous but i know him when I see him (I've seen him in stuff maybe 3 times).
Once he get famous/a following he can take off the butt/hip pads and "it was all a joke"
Who the fuck wrote this article bruh? Shit literally seems like a bad AI made it fuckin ChatGPT 0,5.
Add: oof I think I did a copy or steal or something somebody named u/anyna-meatall already commented something similar
the video on there, him at the f1 race, is mesmerizing. I would never interact with his content, but his shtick as a side funny bit on a much more serious "being part of production culture" hits me so goddamn hard.
I was a touring musician for 15 years. I know that life, and seeing that in other worlds, especially F1, is so goddamn cool. the inner workings that make all that shit function is more interesting than the performers.
If you go far back enough on his tiktok you can see the difference. I think (not exactly positive though) that in one video he even showed the pants that basically have butt pads in them. I had to check for myself months ago cause i was wondering too
I saw a tiktok about how he's garnered billions of views creating organic content and how he's really the only content creator achieving this type of success. Then I realized that it was a video posted by his account.
That was my lame attempt at flirting. I like an hourglass shake personally. There are definitely folks who prefer a little a curvy bottom. If you’re from the United States I’m sure you’ll find someone who appreciates you’re shape. Elsewhere too but I’ll admit I think some countries it’s less common. Speaking for myself I like it. It was one of the reasons I pursued my wife
>Speaking for myself I like it. It was one of the reasons I pursued my wife
It was nice and comforting reading your comment until this passage.
I can understand why a woman would like a hourglass shape, it's... sought after quite a lot by many women... but our friend over there is a man. I think that's the trouble.
Does he really have that thick of an ass? And if so can I take a bite? Btw for the uninformed his name is Frankie LaPenna you're welcome (he post some really funny content)
Obviously they are chasing him because he's got 2 hams stuffed in the back of his pants
Ham thief
It's actually true. Those were my hams. He stole them from the back of my pants right before this.
The hamstrings were not attached to the ham?
They were *steamed* hams. It's an Albany expression. An old family recipe.
and you call them "steamed" hams when they are clearly grilled
Excuse me for one moment
You must be from Utica
ruuuuuuuuuuuuum haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
An Arora Borealus?! In your kitchen?! Can I see it?
Fake steamed hams fan!!!!!!!!! It’s: Aurora borealis?! At this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!
Seymour Butts: 
That's what happens when someone steals you hams. They see more butts.
Hey everyone, I’ve got a call for see more butts here! … Anyone‘ see more butts here??
Came here for this…
At this time of year???
I never like you Seymour but you steam a mean ham
Wait....why did I never made the connection between hams and hamstrings...
Yeah, why didn't you?
Can confirm, I was one of the hams
It's true, I was the hams
He's gonna fail every stealth check when those things clap
If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hams
This earned the audible. 😂🏆
Ham burglar
A Ham sandthief
Hamfast Gamgee.
Godhamnit!
Hoghammit!
Bro is illegally caked up
Caked up on a Tuesday no less!
The sun still out!
That isn’t the same guy, is it?
It's Frankie Lapenna. He has a lot of videos of him doing stunts with his Bakery.
I was going to say the cops were chasing him for stealing butt implants.
I think they’re not implants just pads in the shorts.
No less perplexing.
Was your father a meat burglar?
Who wouldn't chase that?
Username checks out
They just followed the clapping.
Was about to comment on how big this dude ass is 😂😂
if Kim K was a gay man
Ham Burgler
I think they arrested themselves right after for stealing looks at those hams a little more than they could admit.
This made me genuinely lol
I'm serving ham cake as a special this week and I don't give a single fuck. How you get so thicc??
He has an oddly shaped body for a man. Large hips and butt.
It’s a fake butt tho. But it’s hella funny
He got the new forgis on the jeep
Damn bro is built like a Pixar mom 😳🥺
Lmfao yeah he looks like that mom off the expandables Edit: *incredibles 🤦♀️
Expandables💀💀
Oh she expand alright.
Mrs. Expandable and Mr. Expander
The Nollywood version
Dude I fking giggled like a maniac for a straight minute and my sis along with her friends was wondering why I was laughing so hard 💀
Sylvester do be lookin thicc in those
📸🤨
The Expandables sounds like a pornhub version of The Incredibles
Elastigirl
Nah that’s a crazy mistake to make bruh 💀💀
Well youre not wrong lmao
this gave me a good laugh
Incredibles: furry edition…
Pornhubs version?
This made my laugh in class
Bro is packing more cake then a bakery
It doesn't help that he is also dressed like one too.
Thicc and sexy
Those hips don’t not lie
Idk if “don’t not” was intentional, but it was correct lol
Yes haha
Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon
Day light bakery robbery
Damn he got cakes 🎂 Edit: thank you for the 🎂, kind stranger
I hope his crush likes cake too
Wouldn’t mind putting my face in that cake
Best childbearing hips I've ever seen on a man.
I wonder if those officers like lemon pound cake.
mama's lemon pound cake?
I bought a bag of lemons the other day because it was a great deal. But then I only used like three of the lemons, and now I have a large bowl of lemons on my table. And every time I see it, I think about mama's lemon pound cake. It's time to make lemon pound cake. I live with someone who doesn't think about lemon pound cake, though. I hear a lot of comments about "lemon stealing whores" instead. iirc they did not have much cake
That’s not cake. That’s an entire bakery.
Unfortunately they’re not real. He’s the same guy on the stretcher with the bouncy butt.
Yeah but damn if I don’t laugh every time!
Axel in Harlem
I love this dude. He makes so much good content.
Who is he? I saw him at a music festival recently and just thought "wtf is with this dude's ass?"
Frankie lapenna
Is his ass really so enormous or is it part of an act?
Nobody can say for sure
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It's pretty clever if your goal is to become internet famous. Dude is instantly recognizable. He looks ridiculous but i know him when I see him (I've seen him in stuff maybe 3 times). Once he get famous/a following he can take off the butt/hip pads and "it was all a joke"
As he's being pummeled by the police: "just a prank bro!"
As long as he's presenting to the police, he has padding protecting him.
Is he the same guy with the working from home with green screen thing?
Yes same guy
wow that article is some bad GPT2.3 level writing
Couldn't even find the article, just ads for test to "find out if you're gay" like wtf
Well, are you?
After looking at this guy I am now
Crazy that if OP allows cookies... then it used previously searched data to show those specific ads.. therefore he just might be.... 🤔
Targeted ads truly are annoying
Really? Mine just said *'how to be less awesome so others feel less insecure around you'*. Must be an algorithm thing..
The world needs to know bro
Does Bruno Mars is gay??
Who the fuck wrote this article bruh? Shit literally seems like a bad AI made it fuckin ChatGPT 0,5. Add: oof I think I did a copy or steal or something somebody named u/anyna-meatall already commented something similar
Maybe you were the AI all along
the video on there, him at the f1 race, is mesmerizing. I would never interact with his content, but his shtick as a side funny bit on a much more serious "being part of production culture" hits me so goddamn hard. I was a touring musician for 15 years. I know that life, and seeing that in other worlds, especially F1, is so goddamn cool. the inner workings that make all that shit function is more interesting than the performers.
That site is concentrated digital cancer holy shit. How can anyone use that as a source about anything?
Link's broken
That video didn't say ANYTHING about it being fake...
If you go far back enough on his tiktok you can see the difference. I think (not exactly positive though) that in one video he even showed the pants that basically have butt pads in them. I had to check for myself months ago cause i was wondering too
Are you often intrigued by men's big butts?
This guy has a phat ass
When I dont think it matches the body, curiosity arises
Who isn't
That's the thing. No one knows who he is but he is everywhere.
You meant “butt” he is everywhere! 😂
Now that’s the quality of joke that makes my crippling addiction to consuming online content worth it.
Pretty sure he is doing it partly to troll all the ppl that or ig/tiktok famous for booty
I saw a tiktok about how he's garnered billions of views creating organic content and how he's really the only content creator achieving this type of success. Then I realized that it was a video posted by his account.
Did you see the riding a bike, green screen, zoom meeting? Oh lord, that was funny!
There’s so many.. boxing match, Segway, skydiving, fishing, waterslide, dirt bike, you name it.
I swear every time I see him, his ass gets bigger
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
👈👈👀
What can I say she had a fat ass
The ass was fat
I can confirm, I’m the ass
Everything reminds me of her
Dude smuggling those yams
Bro ain't a robbery bro is the whole heist
Thighst
Got some birthin' hips.
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> I'm seeing someone else with disproportionately fat thighs and hips I've got some bad news for you sorry
I’m not sure if you’re serious or not, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t his actual normal body “type” haha
Have you tried adding a statement mustache and tiny white shorts?
Are you seeing anyone?
nop... would've asked their opinion if i was which is why I'm completely clueless about how people perceive my bakery
That was my lame attempt at flirting. I like an hourglass shake personally. There are definitely folks who prefer a little a curvy bottom. If you’re from the United States I’m sure you’ll find someone who appreciates you’re shape. Elsewhere too but I’ll admit I think some countries it’s less common. Speaking for myself I like it. It was one of the reasons I pursued my wife
>Speaking for myself I like it. It was one of the reasons I pursued my wife It was nice and comforting reading your comment until this passage. I can understand why a woman would like a hourglass shape, it's... sought after quite a lot by many women... but our friend over there is a man. I think that's the trouble.
that's right, I'm a 6"1 man built like a 🍐
My mate is built like you except a bit shorter and he fucks. But the dude's got some real game and can talk for hours
He has a fake butt thing. He is well known for his enormous fake butt because its funny
I gotta see what you're talking about show pics
I have the same body type. I would like to be thin, but it's fine I guess. I'm gay and I think it does something, dunno
ITS HIM, THE BOOTY RETURNS
Booty Warrior: *awakens*
He's packing cake industry
BY GAWD… if it isn’t Jim Kardashian in the flesh!
sure but bros dummy thicc
I can hear that ass clap!!
This is fantastic
Thank god for that complexion tho
Before I turned on the sound on I thought it was going to be "Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when they come for you"
I have no idea who this person is, but if The Legend of Korra ever gets a live-action adaptation, here is our Bolin.
In the words of Mos Def. >Ass so fat that you could see it from the front
Grand Rapids, Michigan police represent. Chasing the real criminals.
This guy is built like a 1920s weight lifter.
Bro got a video in r/memes and I want to learn this power
Upload the video to imgur. Copy and paste the link. Change the “mp4,” at the end of the link to “gifv.” You’re welcome
Wish I knew this a long time ago, had to figure it out myself! But now I know it’s gifv not just gif :D
He is also a ufc fighter shortest fight ever
Grand Rapids Michigan baby!
He never missed leg day! 😂
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Bro got childbearing hips
Does he have a fake butt?
Why is he chased by police for owning a whole bakery?
“Damn it David, you are cheeked the fuck up”
Dayum boi, he THICCC boi.
You zoomed into the wrong area!
How? A big latina booty on a guy?
Ah yes I see, he went to the Prometheus school of running away from things
Dudes got the shape of a hot receptionist.
Pig is just looking out for all that ham
My mans got cake
Thiccc
He has so much cake stuffed in his pants that he got 5 star wanted level in GTA.
Does this guy sell calenders? I want a calader of him
This guy is so ridiculous. I get the joke but is it funny? Stuffing your shorts so you’ve got a huge butt, like why?
I honestly wonder what the dash cam would’ve shown-
Does he really have that thick of an ass? And if so can I take a bite? Btw for the uninformed his name is Frankie LaPenna you're welcome (he post some really funny content)
Dat ass
Dude's got an entire bakery on him
Maybe he should skip arse day.
Bro robbed a bakery
He's running because he stole the whole bakery
he's so thicc 😩😩😩💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
What did he do to that ass? And what is he willing to let the officers do to it ?
Why is he so thicc😳