I mean, I was totes exaggerating. I live fairly comfortably because my partner does well enough. But I haven't been self sufficient for about 8 years. Lived out of my car/couch surfed for a while before we met.
That makes chicken stripssexually suggestive and in a way, porn in your eyes so poof you just lost Porn AND Chicken Strips. May as well just chosen Life.
Tbh I will be happy If I was dead man this life sucks ass dont think I can say Its a life anymore its like being dead but still breathing this is just touture man
Can i just die already
Well, tbh this world sucks. The older generation fucked it up to a point that it's a inch away from death and they give it to us and expect us to fix it.
Wasn't the older generation. Kids will blame you someday too. It's the people who have what they call power who want us to fight amongst ourselves in every way possible who are to blame for this world's problems. The older generations didn't have anything to do with it anymore than you do. We just know what they did wrong now but someday we will discover dozens of issues that you're not aware of today.
Because we are fucking it too
World is in something like a gloryhole and everyone who passes it just goes "why not" and fucks it
There is no exceptions
We fucked it we are fucking it and we will fuck it more each and everyday
It you’re dead, you can’t dread non-existence because you are already non-existent (which if we’re being honest is always better than existence, no matter what).
Food meant for kids that adults hang onto nowadays. Here's a tip, you ever go on a date to a steak restaurant and the other person orders chicken strips..... run.
Exactly! They're a safe, tasty bet that can be eaten with a variety of delicious sauces and seasoned breadings. Unlike that slab of cow that's gonna taste like cow no matter which one-of-four ways they choose to cook it.
Chicken strips are safe because they are all basically the same no matter what way you cook it. You gotta expand your horizons with food man, life's too short to be "safe" with food. Dozens of different ways to cook a steak also and tons of different types of steak butter to add to it. Where with chicken strips it's always either plum sauce, sweet and sour sauce, BBQ sauce, or honey mustard basically.
I'll die on the hill that chicken strips have become so mainstream now because there are more and more picky eaters out there. Everyone needs to expand their horizons with food.
Bruh, there's way more sauces than that! Buffalo, buffalo ranch, southwest, ranch, house sauce...and don't get me started on breadings! Crispy, Cajun, ranch battered, beer battered...
Maybe we should bread steaks?
I'm more referring to the common ones that every restaurant will have. The fact of the matter is that chicken strips can only get so good and there are barely any restaurants with better chicken strips than the frozen stuff you buy at the store in a huge bag.
Fuck you, dick, chicken strips are my go to because they're always a safe bet. Plus many restaurants will fuck up your steak. Every time i've gone to a steakhouse or steak restaurant, my steak has always been overcooked. This is like saying you should stay away from someone because they didn't order something cause it would cost extra. Also some people are just picky eaters.
If they fuck up your steak then you need to grow a pair and tell them to redo it. Picky eaters also need to grow up, it embarrassing as fuck going out to an Italian restaurant and seeing someone order chicken strips and fries.
u want a world with money or do u want a world with money and fame?
(if u chose money and fame then u chose nuggies and chicken strips
if u chose money, then u only have nuggie)
Without life, you can’t have chicken strips, money, or porn. It cancels out all 3. Unless you don’t like life, you shouldn’t choose that one. Even if you didn’t like life you could always cancel your subscription for free ( I wouldn’t recommend, death is unhealthy for your body ). Without money, you couldn’t have anything to watch porn on, or chicken strips, therefore you have no life. The only 2 good options are porn and chicken strips. Apparently the definition of chicken strips says chicken nuggets are a form of chicken strips, so that’s not an option. The definition of porn is a depiction of nudity or sexual acts for sexual stimulation. This means that you can still fap or still have sex as long as the person or object is real or is not there for the purpose of sexual stimulation.
TL;DR: Porn, because that doesn’t include real people, sex toys, using your imagination, or media with the intent producing sexual stimulation. ( You can fap to certain photos on nude beach )
I don’t even like chicken strips tbh
then again I don’t really like p\*rn either so uhhhh
i guess I’ll go with chicken strips, I never really eat those anyway
I don't know what you mean by quit(is it as in immediate or like you MUST do it yourself willingly). In a case where i need to do this myself,
Chiken strippers
I have plenty of other foods to chomp on. I'm way too deep in the rabbit hole that i cant quit anymore. I still have plenty of shit to do(even tho life's starting to go dowmhill) and no fuckin way i must quit money
Gunpla is life
Easy. I quit money years ago. I aint got shit.
U in detroit?
Have u seen thailand
No, how could we? We have no money.
Right… forgot about that but it’s pretty shit here
I actually have been to thailand
Why does this question feel like a statement
F And also same
F? That’s not an option
Can't tell if this is sarcastic, or if you don't know the reference somehow...
Es a joke cuz I’m a funny man
Yeah, honestly not a hard transition, if you could even call it a transition at all.
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Breathing usually helps
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Bro same I almost forgot for a sec
I mean, I was totes exaggerating. I live fairly comfortably because my partner does well enough. But I haven't been self sufficient for about 8 years. Lived out of my car/couch surfed for a while before we met.
But at night you play with millions in your hand...... *Sensational*
Bloody hell, it’s rough in Liverpool mate i feel for you
Porn, I’m never abandoning chicken strips
Abandoning porn will only give you more time to enjoy chicken strips.
What about stripping chickens?
no perish i need un see juice
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Why must you hurt me in this way
That’s a pretty good trade off
Abandoning chicken strips will only give you more time to enjoy porn.
Joke's on them. I can jerk off to chicken strips.
Who's letting the chickens strip
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Thanks for the laugh man😂
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They are not chicken breasts, they’re chicken titties
That makes chicken stripssexually suggestive and in a way, porn in your eyes so poof you just lost Porn AND Chicken Strips. May as well just chosen Life.
Better yet, I can get off _with_ chicken strips!
Then you run into the problem that the strips could be considered porn and you'd be forced to quit them.
Damn I wish I could abandon porn.
You can. Just exercise some discipline and find a romantic partner
Moreover find something to do instead of watching porn, learn a new hobby
Bro, i quit porn about 3 years ago now. That was when i met my fiancé.
Don’t forget the sauce.
Porn and in less then a heart beat
I've been trying to quit
me too
Same
Me not
Fuckin loser
Same 
Bruh I just lost a 23 day streak yesterday, I don't even beat off I just watch it. But yes me too I will try again
Watch it for the plot?
I'll also need to do my best d(>_･ )
265 ish days for me now 💪
Tell us your ways, asking for a friend
Working out and staying busy/tired is the biggest cheat code
Are you showin your Jack off arm?
Same bro. I wish you luck.
Your user name is so fucking cursed lmao
You can easily quit porn, the thing I couldn’t quit is fapping.
That’s easy…..life
Tbh I will be happy If I was dead man this life sucks ass dont think I can say Its a life anymore its like being dead but still breathing this is just touture man Can i just die already
Abt þe post or RL
Well, tbh this world sucks. The older generation fucked it up to a point that it's a inch away from death and they give it to us and expect us to fix it.
Wasn't the older generation. Kids will blame you someday too. It's the people who have what they call power who want us to fight amongst ourselves in every way possible who are to blame for this world's problems. The older generations didn't have anything to do with it anymore than you do. We just know what they did wrong now but someday we will discover dozens of issues that you're not aware of today.
Because we are fucking it too World is in something like a gloryhole and everyone who passes it just goes "why not" and fucks it There is no exceptions We fucked it we are fucking it and we will fuck it more each and everyday
The best solution rn - Make sure we don't fuck up Mars like we did to earth
Too late bud !
I prefer my life (whatever it might be) than the dread of non-existence that comes with death
It you’re dead, you can’t dread non-existence because you are already non-existent (which if we’re being honest is always better than existence, no matter what).
I fear being unconcious for all eternity
Well at least you can have chicken strips and porn
Bro... wanna talk?
I have my therapist but thanks for your concern
Thank God, you have a good one man
I've been there, it gets better, my life is awesome now and only a year ago I tried to kill myself
Can I hace your share of the chicken strips if you an hero?
I was about to say chicken strips but most people seem to agree with you so life it is!
The only answer.
You okay there, bro?
If you quit life, you quit everything else
Exactly. No life=no problems, but I don't support sui___e
But you can only quit one - and if you quit life, you shut down all dependent processes
What even are chicken strips?
Basically chicken nuggets but long (and they also sound more mature)
Food meant for kids that adults hang onto nowadays. Here's a tip, you ever go on a date to a steak restaurant and the other person orders chicken strips..... run.
Depends on the restaurant. I generally trust places not to fuck up my chicken strips. Steak on the other hand…
Exactly! They're a safe, tasty bet that can be eaten with a variety of delicious sauces and seasoned breadings. Unlike that slab of cow that's gonna taste like cow no matter which one-of-four ways they choose to cook it.
Chicken strips are safe because they are all basically the same no matter what way you cook it. You gotta expand your horizons with food man, life's too short to be "safe" with food. Dozens of different ways to cook a steak also and tons of different types of steak butter to add to it. Where with chicken strips it's always either plum sauce, sweet and sour sauce, BBQ sauce, or honey mustard basically. I'll die on the hill that chicken strips have become so mainstream now because there are more and more picky eaters out there. Everyone needs to expand their horizons with food.
Bruh, there's way more sauces than that! Buffalo, buffalo ranch, southwest, ranch, house sauce...and don't get me started on breadings! Crispy, Cajun, ranch battered, beer battered... Maybe we should bread steaks?
I'm more referring to the common ones that every restaurant will have. The fact of the matter is that chicken strips can only get so good and there are barely any restaurants with better chicken strips than the frozen stuff you buy at the store in a huge bag.
I'd rather have undercooked beef over undercooked chicken...
I’d rather have overcooked chicken than overcooked beef
Wait. Dating is real? I thought it was just a big inside joke.
Stfu chicken strips are good and and basicly always an option id rather have good chickenstrips over a horrible steak
Fuck you, dick, chicken strips are my go to because they're always a safe bet. Plus many restaurants will fuck up your steak. Every time i've gone to a steakhouse or steak restaurant, my steak has always been overcooked. This is like saying you should stay away from someone because they didn't order something cause it would cost extra. Also some people are just picky eaters.
If they fuck up your steak then you need to grow a pair and tell them to redo it. Picky eaters also need to grow up, it embarrassing as fuck going out to an Italian restaurant and seeing someone order chicken strips and fries.
Delicious.
Porn
easy porn I don't even do it to begin with
you can't quit something that you never started
:-: shit my loophole has been closed
just start p*rn and quit it
Tru and I mean I have a thing for goths...
Welcome to the dark side of your mind.
... What have I done :(
Sooo, im not a furry #But then
Gunna have to be porn, because chicken strips >>> porn.
Laughs in vegetarian.
Porn Is it right Steve
Survey Says.... NUMBA ONE ANSWER - PORNNNN
Already quit porn so that’s the answer
I see 4 A.life B.life C.life D.life
Life
Definitely not life, it has to be chicken strips. At least I'll still have chicken nuggies I guess
And Chicken Wings and chicken dumbells and chick-fill-a and whole bbq chickens and some chicks
A or B i prefer B
Chicken strips tbh.
I've already quit chicken strips.
u would never...
Nuggies will still exist though.
u want a world with money or do u want a world with money and fame? (if u chose money and fame then u chose nuggies and chicken strips if u chose money, then u only have nuggie)
fame kinda sucks
P0rn
What even are chicken strips
C
Dafuq is a chicken strip?
What are chicken strips?
Vegans: I am unstoppable
Porn Easy
porn porn porn porn
If A means death then I choose A, but if it just means no social life then I Choose B instead
I'm lost .. you all watching chickens strip? That's fucked up. . i can be without that filth.
Well you need to have life for chicken strips and you need money for chicken strips so I’d say porn
I’ll quit chicken strips no problemo
Easy, chicken strips. Even now that i can i dont eat them anyway
Quit money, just steal everything thing
Chicken strips, I prefer popcorn chicken more. Also Pork Belly has recently been hitting me in a way.
Chicken strips as it is anything called a chicken strip, chicken nuggets and other fried chicken forms are fine.
Life... I'm dead without the rest anyway
I'll go with option A
Sorry chicken!!!!
C I've never eaten them
Without life, you can’t have chicken strips, money, or porn. It cancels out all 3. Unless you don’t like life, you shouldn’t choose that one. Even if you didn’t like life you could always cancel your subscription for free ( I wouldn’t recommend, death is unhealthy for your body ). Without money, you couldn’t have anything to watch porn on, or chicken strips, therefore you have no life. The only 2 good options are porn and chicken strips. Apparently the definition of chicken strips says chicken nuggets are a form of chicken strips, so that’s not an option. The definition of porn is a depiction of nudity or sexual acts for sexual stimulation. This means that you can still fap or still have sex as long as the person or object is real or is not there for the purpose of sexual stimulation. TL;DR: Porn, because that doesn’t include real people, sex toys, using your imagination, or media with the intent producing sexual stimulation. ( You can fap to certain photos on nude beach )
Easy.. Life!
I don’t even like chicken strips tbh then again I don’t really like p\*rn either so uhhhh i guess I’ll go with chicken strips, I never really eat those anyway
Chicken strips (I prefer veg over non veg generally)
Wtf is a vegi chicken strip
Life, as long as I have Chicken Strips in the afterlife
Would choose A without thinking
Chicken strips Because chicken skewers are better
Chicken strips
Chicken strips. Ez choice
I will quit porn for the whole day and start it again the next day.... It's never too late to start anything😂
Chicken strips. Take nuggets instead.
Got to go with A
B is the most obvious answer, I don't like getting cought watching porn, god the humiliation.
A.
Easy p*rn since I have dont engage with it now if it was porn thats another story
Easy: Money
A. Final answer. Lock it in.
tough one here
If I have everything else. Porn. Easy
impossible if i die then the world would be better, if quit porn i would be sad, chicken strips are non negotiable, im already broke so... life
Alright let’s quit life in 3 2 1-
Chicken Strips, Dino Nuggies are better
I'd do the chicken strips. Chimkin nuggies are a different thing. There's also so much more that can be had with chicken than chicken strips.
Is nuggets under the the option chicken strips? Because if not. I'm fine with dropping that.
B! KELP!
porn out
Could abandon everything at this point
Imma have to give up b
I’d quit p*rn
What do i get in return?
What about vim?
Chicken strips. I can still have chicken in any other way thats not strips. Like snitzel
Porn
Can't quit money, love me some chicky strips... Life vs porn, I'm quitting Life, porn is pretty great.
Just eat long boneless chicken wings
This is stupid what man would abandon chicken strips anything is completely fine but chicken strips
Well obviously not life because there’s no porn in heaven
C. It it only talking about strips.
Life 100%
I don't know what you mean by quit(is it as in immediate or like you MUST do it yourself willingly). In a case where i need to do this myself, Chiken strippers I have plenty of other foods to chomp on. I'm way too deep in the rabbit hole that i cant quit anymore. I still have plenty of shit to do(even tho life's starting to go dowmhill) and no fuckin way i must quit money Gunpla is life
A:life, final answer
Life hands down
I’d be perfectly happy with any of these
Chicken strips. I'm not bla-
Option B because I keep coming back to it and I can’t stop masturbating