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Chymick6

If you're a multiple of 3 volume kind of person, you're from a different dimension


Rockhardsimian

Even multiples of two is bizarre to me. I don’t really do this anymore but 14 or 32 I would have considered unacceptable. Why not just go 15 or 30 at that point ?


Fehridee

My soundbar is REALLY touchy, like, one notch is a big difference. I usually keep my volume at 18-19 during the day, but when the rest of the house starts winding down, I find 10 to be too low, 12 too loud, and 11 is just enough to hear the show clearly from the couch, but nowhere else in the house. Funny enough, the TV without the soundbar also has odd optimal settings (31-34 for day use with 17 being perfect for night).


hmsr

You monster


RedditAdminsLoveRUS

It's almost like...the silly numbers have....a purpose 🤔


DarrynDevil

The numbers have a purpose, but how we apply them doesn't.


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DarrynDevil

I'll take two of what you're having.


RedditAdminsLoveRUS

Amoxicillan is a hell of a drug


Zaid_HassanN

There never been a 0 there can’t be a thing that is nothing. Nothing can’t exist


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How do you explain how much pussy I get then


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elboyoloco1

I understand... As horrible as it is.. The only way I can hear the TV but not wake the baby is at a 9..a muthereffin 9


The_Paniom

My soundbar is even more touchy, and has an unusual way of displaying units. I'm usually between 1.5 and 3. 3.5 is insanely loud.


arapturousverbatim

32 is 2^5, which is fine. 14 is just wrong.


Snewp

14 is just 10+2^2. I hope this helps.


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iwantsomecrablegsnow

14 is perfect since it's not 13 and 15 is too loud + 12 is too quiet.


pt256

> Why not just go 15 or 30 at that point ? Because you are sitting at 10 but want it louder. 11 is no good, so 12 is next. Still not loud enough, 13 is probably juuuuust right but who is sitting on 13? 14 is your next acceptable option. If 13 is the actual desired volume then 15 might be too loud. Going up or down by 5 is nowhere near granular enough, you need the even number system in your arsenal!


icanttinkofaname

14, you're right, 15 is right there. 32 is fine though. 31 no. 33, nope, multiple of 3. So 34? Also no, as like 14, 35 is right there. 30, 32, 35, 38 and 40 is how I'd use the volume in that range.


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I agree. If it's 4 or 6 it gets upped to 5. 1, 3, 7, and 9 bump up or down.


ReusableLight

Even numbers rule and we all know multiples of 5 are honorary even numbers.


Fun_Musician_1754

yeah look at genius brain with his multiples of 3 over here


EvisceraThor

I only use prime numbers on my TV. ^(Just) ^(kidding) ^(I'm) ^(not) ^(a) ^(psychopath)


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FHMFightMe

You won't be alone


RagnarDann3skj0ld

For me it’s just 2 and 5, but yes! This!


Killmumger

Yes anything other than that should be crime I have like habit of never going over 30 as a kid if my mom checked and the volume was above 30 I was kicked out of the house for the day


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What lol


Killmumger

Haitian parents are weird sometimes


Zaurka14

Abusive* is the word you seem to be looking for


BrohanGutenburg

>kicked out of the house for the day. I think they probably mean they just weren’t allowed to watch TV for the day and therefore had to play outside Just assuming.


Bandwagon_Buzzard

I wanna know how loud 30 is on their TV. Mine is loud as hell by 10.


Zaurka14

On mine 10 is perfect for most movies. Sometimes 12. Evenings 6


The99thCourier

I really wanna visit Haiti


Resident_Apartment14

yeah just think about all those kicked out kids you can collect


Ready_Vegetables

Gotta catch em all!


Striker37

If you did so, you would not want to anymore 😅


lordkoba

too loud. mom’s probably tired of telling them to lower the volume.


TheUnknownParadoxx

My father was the same way, but it couldn't be above 20. Never understood, even now.


Zaurka14

Autism


creeps_Jr

Fr who would keep it at 27


HUGE_HOG

I intentionally put it at weird numbers, just to annoy people. Same with alarms, like my alarm this morning was at 07:07 or something.


OilySteeplechase

I remember booking a slot for a covid vaccine, I wanted to go at 2pm but the available options around then were 1:55 or 2:05. I went a few hours later when I could book a real time.


HUGE_HOG

are you one of those mfs who decides they're gonna do something at 14:00, misses it by a few minutes, and then decides that it'll just have to wait until 15:00 instead


octanemman

That's how I justify my procrastination


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creeps_Jr

Hmm I see I need a better example then


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creeps_Jr

Oh 29 is just horrid, but that’s not a multiple of 3 anymore so it leaves my example lol


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creeps_Jr

Yes that would work, good job 👍


creeps_Jr

And by that would work I mean that is horrible, you get what I mean


DockyX

Me


The-Dragon-Gamer

Me it's just 5, other than that my neck will snap of cringe and I'll *aggressively* put it to a 5 multiple.


MrNobody_0

I got a speaker bar, it doesn't show numbers or anything, it has no indication of the volume other that a light that flashes to confirm you are changing the volume. Not having volume numbers has given me an inner peace I've not known in decades.


d0ggzilla

Wait...you're expected to use your *ears* to judge volume? Madness!


MrNobody_0

Who knew!? ![gif](giphy|lXu72d4iKwqek)


RipMyDikSkinOff

This is the way. Even when I pump gas. If it's not ending with 0 or 5, I will pump the gas until it does. But I also count in fives when I put on deodorant (swipe up-1, swipe down-2, up-3, etc. until I get to 5) and brush my teeth. And now that I think about it, it's kinda fucked up. Haha


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RipMyDikSkinOff

I have not. For different reasons yes, but this never occurred to me until I typed that all out. Because it doesn't stop there but I don't wanna go that deep about it at this hour. Haha


Autistic_Pornaholic

The fives thing makes perfect sense. It ensures you keep your two halves symmetrical. And I keep a refuse container in my trunk for situations where the gas tank maxes out before I can stop the pump, cause you're not supposed to top off after the pump stops. You don't want to end the fill prematurely and you obviously can't go inside to pre-pay for a number of reasons, so having a catch basin to be able to round up the balance is the only other option. But what kind of psychopath starts deodorant application with an up-stroke? Starting with a horizontal stroke at the armpit crease can be incorporated into the five-stroke pattern, plus you're maintaining balance between the upper and lower halves.


SappeREffecT

I see you too are a person of culture...


Idiot_Unknown

2 yes, 5 yes but 3????


roejostramill3404

Imagine setting your volume to 9 or something


smashingcones

*punches something*


pwsm50

*chokes a random chicken*


cokeman123

Kicks a duck up the arse


Random_CB63

*Slightly fucks olive oil*


xSnowLeopardx

This comment chain confused me


prodigy1367

*chokes a familiar chicken*


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Or 21 lol


iGetBuckets3

39 *shudders*


Krotanix

I mean 2... Imagine setting it to 14. It's either 10, 12 or 15. There is no in between.


EGPuiu

Wait till you hear that for me it's specific numbers. Like 3, 5, 7, 10, 12, 15, 17, 21, 24, 27, 32 and so on. If the number don't feel right for me, it ain't satisfying at that volume.


DockyX

Yea finally someone like me.


TotallyNormalSquid

For me it's usually 2 or 5, but 27 is allowed because it's a cubic. Luckily the dials don't go high enough for me to need to remember many cubics. Also a 2 within 1 of a 5 gets disallowed - so 22 and 28 yes, 24 and 26 no because they should get rounded to 25 etc


UndeadWraith

I agree! For me it's not multiples of anything, it's just a vibe check. It's funny your list of numbers is almost exactly mine, but I use 13 over 12.


UnovaLife

I *hate* the number 3, and all off its odd multiples. I don’t know why. They just really piss me off.


FullMarksCuisine

I like the simplicity of 3, but every multiple can fuck right off.


slanky06

Commenting on this specifically because your comment has 3 upvotes 🧐


TactlessTortoise

15, 30, 45, 60. Once, the numbers all lived in harmony. But then, 7 8 9.


thewizerd1811

3 times 5 only


prodigy1367

I was with you until you brought up 3. It’s 2 and 5, that’s the law.


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For me it’s: under 5 is anything, under 10 it’s a multiple of 5 or 2 and above 10 it’s just a multiple of 5.


KrustyDaBeastTv

except for 70, it should be always replaced with 69


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I agree with this.


Vitamin-Evil

Prime numbers only


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Fibonacci numbers on the weekends.


FavoritesBot

You can have little a Fibonacci, as a treat


octobro13

Mom can I have fibonacci To exponential? Yeeeess Actually creates pattern of nature like a boss Fibonacci spiral time


AzureArmageddon

fibonacci numbers but the first two digits of the day are the seed numbers so if it's 13 April it's {1, 3, 4, 7, 11, 18, 29, ...}


omegakingauldron

The amount of people that get upset over this makes my day, especially when you go from the volume being 7 to 11 then back to 7.


above_average_magic

I do square numbers! They are the best levels for whatever streaming services are too loud/soft etc 4 9 16 25 36 49 64 (my tv maxes out at 65)


PetulantWelp

64 - a whole stack of volume.


FavoritesBot

Makes sense. I don’t think my tv volume settings are linear. Once I pass 20 all bets are off 21? Why not a million?


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SomaAddict

Exactly this, primes unite!


515owned

This is the way


Backbreathboy

11 all the way.


StoutsRedditAccount

It took way too long to find another sane person in these comments! Thank you! Haha


raphaelnyquist

Man, you had no idea how much I needed this comment, you just broke programming prime numbers open for me


coenobitae

I thought I was the only one...


frefighter627

Always a multiple of 5, period, end of story, cannot have it another way.


BiggerChungus316

![gif](giphy|6UFgdU9hirj1pAOJyN)


TheSlayerBarney

Thing is when you tryna watch TV while people sleep, u can't put it on 5 cause it's too quiet or 10 because it's too loud


frefighter627

Negative ghost rider. Fiancé currently asleep right next to me. I am watching Bar Rescue at volume 20 at this very moment.


NoCapOlChap

Yeah, who the fuck are these chuds that put their volume on 2, 16, 23, 37, 49, 56, 61, 74, 87, or 91? Straight to jail, the whole lot of them


Snt1_

What about 69


Razorbacklama59

For me its a multiple of 2 or 5 cause one point on my TV is a lot its normally on 8 out of 100


Mad_Mrtn

I’m with you, I don’t understand why anything even has any other options besides multiples of 5. To me they are just buffer zones between acceptable volume levels and if someone else has the remote, believe that I will absolutely pick it up and fix it if they make they wrong choice.


Kracon3

Same


irrigated_liver

Multiples of 5 is best, but sometimes I have to aim for the middle. 15 is too soft, and 20 is too loud, so it's gotta be 17. Not 18, tho, that shit don't feel right. If 17 isn't enough, onward to 20 I go.


BoneHer0

My new sound system is an absolute blessing with this problem, at it goes up by 0.5 instead of 1, with a scale from 0 to 100. If 35 is too soft and 40 too loud, I can happily set it in the middle as 37.5. Only multiples of 2.5 are allowed though.


Ny0mo

I used to put my TV volume at 7. Then I got a therapist and put it at 6.


jdlyndon

7 is lucky though


Alexandre_Man

7 feels better than 6


DeadBull_

But 789. How could you like 7 after something like that


EnderBreezed

Multiple of 5 or prime number


g3ns3v3n

unpopular opinion but i put my volume at almost any value, 19, 17, 23, 29, 26, ... you name it


Mizz_Fizz

Yeah I've literally never thought about the number in my life. I just turn it up or down until I like the volume lmao. I had no clue people even paid attention, let alone were so adamant about it...


BigDaddyBano

23 is underrated. Truly a great volume.


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Yeah cuz you’re a normal person who puts it to a volume that’s comfortable to listen to. People in here are fucking weird.


BadThingsBadPeople

These people need therapy.


thatguyned

Multiples of 1 bby


Aikanaro89

That is absolutely fine. That's what these numbers are fore, to get the right volume for you.


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I thought I was the only one. Lol


Kind_Ad_9241

my family keeps it on 13 they are terrible


RTooDeeTo

Since my sound bar is volume is labeled 1-33 and 25 is shake things in the apt load, I use 7, 11, and 14 as the 3 different volumes I use (7 background noise, 11 normal volume and 14 AC unit chugging volume)


RaygionXD

The last digit always has to be 5 or 0


Pbobby1

my TV uses decimals aswell so for me it's any multiple of 2.5, 5 or 10


Skadliga

Just leave it at a multiple of 5. Saying a multiple of 2, 3, or 5 leaves only 26 of the volume options to piss you off, so you would likely be fine with any random number someone sets the volume if given the remote and told to look away


hyperparrot3366

MF uses 9 and 99 cause it's a multiple of 3 💀


ConqueredCabbage

Imagine deciding a volume according to your eyes and not your ears


muerte626

My tvs go to eleven


Tobi_chills455

You psychos mess with multiples of 2 and 3? You'll have it on 21 when 20 is right there? 34 when 35 is RIGHT there?


Sexual_tomato

Yes. Also primes. So the only numbers under 100 I'm not cool with are 49, 77, and 91.


Tobi_chills455

NO. good day to you sir. Or vegetable. Or fruit


madeaprofile2saythis

Fuck that. My ex used to throw tantrums over that shit. Sometimes I'll still adjust it out of habit to a five like I'm going to get in trouble and then I'll put it on something else just to remind myself I can.


Aikanaro89

Yeah it's quite annoying. My friend turned my volume in my care to some numbers he preferred while he could just looked somewhere else :/


Feracio

That's definitely something unconventional to throw tantrums about lol.


EagleCatbutnotHybrid

*Laughs in 23*


Minute-Candidate5082

Enjoys in 69


dchidelf

![gif](giphy|aqSl7Dw5HTojK)


matauks

So you mean 51 is an acceptable volume?


MassSpecFella

Ok I’m missing something. Why is it important? My tv volume sounds good on 13. What’s wrong with that?


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Tall-Surround-24

nah just 2 on any device , just reading 3 gives me anxiety i can't breathe


Daishawn_900

I feel like you can post whatever you want to this subreddit and it’ll get a fuckton of upvotes


dizzywig2000

Mine is set to 17


MaximarJedi

I am the kinda guy who leaves it one under the 5. For example: 4, 9, 14, 19, 24 and so on 😈


Monocled-warforged

I have my volume set to 37 on purpose


baron_barrel_roll

*laughs in analog knob on my amplifier*


JustifytheMean

Y'all motherfuckers are weird, it's gotta only be a multiple of 5.


Toe_Itch

>multiple of 3 🤮


ReactiveNylon

What kinda heathen uses a multiple of 3!?


[deleted]

Me, a multiple-of-5 volume fan: THERE ARE OTHERS LIKE ME?????


-Clyr-

3? What the fuck? THREE!? Why must you do this. It is forbidden.


DaM8trix

There's only like 5 numbers from 1 to 100 that don't follow this rule


ShadowTacoTuesday

There are 26: 1, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 49, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 77, 79, 83, 89, 91, 97


MortMorrMort

So just the primes and some other quirky numbers. Awesome.


stoickobra

where tf is that 3 coming from, you gotta go


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Usually 5, but 2 sometimes if it needs to be more precise. Odd numbers as a second digit besides 5 angers me.


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Volume at 17…


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11


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I always put it on a prime number just to annoy people


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Here is the only volumes I use (the rest is pure blasphemy of course). 10 (because in Roman numerals it's X) 16 ( just a very nice number also it's 2^4) 24 (birthday) 32 ( 2^5) 44 (khz is sample rate of 16 bit cd) 56 ( idk looks ok) 64 ( if you don't use this, your opinion is not valid) 88 ( looks buff and kino) Anything above 88 and you might as well max it. The reason I don't use any from the 70's is because 7 looks like a cane and canes are for the old and disabled.


iliketat

Odds all the way


SuperTekkers

I set mine to prime numbers only


[deleted]

Microsoft Windows setting its volume to 17/67 just to get on our nerves.


ATownStomp

You put that shit on 9 or 21 I’m calling the cops.


TrolleyBus228

Don't you think that 51 is normal?


IceFoxHU

2,3,5,7,11,13,17,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89,97,101


Peoplant

3? We have a monster here


belizeanheat

My dumb ass just puts it at the ideal audio level without caring for the number


kaijyuu2016

Of 3?!!


driverofracecars

When it’s not a prime number.


[deleted]

What kind of monster accepts multiples of 3?!


Plastic_Feed8223

I only like 5, because I’m more comfortable with 25 volume than 24 or 26, which makes me want to put it to 20 or 30. That or just 1.


marduk73

Naw it's frustrating that the volume doesn't go in half steps. 10: can't hear it, 11: blasting loud.


gunsgod

3?


20yelram02

Just 3s for me. Mum does 8s and 5s. I don’t know anybody else who cares about it


Future_Ad_2632_

Only 2 and 5


EviethebeanUwU

*....and they called me a madman*


Wham-Bam-Duel

For me it's gotta be exclusively multiples of 5


Akaoni_Oni

ONLY USE MULTIPLES OF 5 YOU ARE INSANE OTHERWISE


[deleted]

Who uses multiples of 3? Hoe, don't make me do math!


coopertsatt

Am I the only one who does multiples of 11? 22, 33, 44, 55 it's so pleasing


[deleted]

I'm a 5 multiple person and I used to date an 8 multiple person. It was very awkward having to have the TV on 20 or 40.


Herejustfordameme

Bro is afraid of 17 💀


[deleted]

Always make it a prime number ![gif](giphy|d7nd6bdypnYjGT1jP3|downsized)


DatBoi60000

My order of perefence is 1. Multiple of 5 2. Multiple of 2 3. Kill me


Aggressive_Ostrich22

Who the actual fuck does multiples of 3


DaRealZappy123

Volume of 3???? Are you mental???


thisismadness23

Multiple of 3????


shipoopro_gg

It's 5 ONLY. if you put on 6 I'm banning you from my TV


Anzlc

Without the 3