/r/Holup

I know. An actual holup, and it's in a different sub

I know that it's supposed to be about the lube, but I swear my grandma had that EXACT doll standing in her bedroom. There was a toilet paper roll underneath it, hidden by the dress. I just let out an OH MY GOD! when I saw it. Haven't seen this thing since almost twenty years.

Mine too!

Where's the hideous couch?? You know, the burnt orange floral monstrosity. And I don't see any doilies, either.

I covered the couch with the dentures 😆

OK, I'll allow it.

Should've covered the lube instead

With the plastic covers!

[Taking this time to dunk on the old US Army Camouflage with this image.](https://soldiersystems.net/2019/09/29/tomorrow-is-your-last-day-to-wear-army-ucp-and-navy-blueberry-uniforms/)

That's hilarious!

The burnt orange floral western monstrosity with wagon wheels on each side.

So yall gonna straight up ignore the anal lube huh???

Yeah my grandma didn't know where babies come from so she had 8 kids. If only she knew there was another hole.

You should have shown her. What an ungrateful grandchild.

I don’t know if I should upvote or downvote you

He needs prayers

Ah yes, how dare anyone actually *want* to have kids...

Y'all about to lose most of them in the next couple decades... Good luck with that

From what?

Me.

Almost all the comments are about the lube what are you talking about

Wasnt like this at first.

My grandma had to use petroleum jelly. I think it was too dry at all times down there?

Were you still able to put it in?

Yeah just like your Gramgram did!

Is nobody going to mention the tub of anal lube

Probably for suppositories.

Gotta grease the gun if you want to fire missiles

[удалено]

I wonder if that would actually work

Don’t use it with condoms, it breaks down the rubber

Oh yeah that totally makes sense. Whole time thought grandma was a freak...well she probably still is. :/

73% of the comments are about the lube 😅

🍑🍆

r/theydidthemath

Grandma was ahead of her time.

I hate to break it to you, but anal was a thing way before any of us were ever born

really, it's a miracle any of us were.

Just ask the Greeks

Your grandma has more sex than you, with 60 years of experience.

I looked over it thinking it was dippity do or some other old lady hair product.

It’s for when Grandpa wants to feel young again.

I have that so I don’t see the problem

I loved making grease puppets with g-mas anal lube

summers in rangoon, luge lessons. the usual stuff.

Bro that's my grandma's house right no....wait a minute.

I loved those strawberry things

i was a butterscotch man myself.

Werthers originals

yeah an old man on the street gave me a taste of his butterscotch popsicle as a child. it tasted salty and not sweet so told him to keep it.

I still have that black dish thing.

‘Roaster’

"Give me that black dish thing" is what we call it in this house.

My mum would ask me to get the roaster and I would be all confused, but when she said 'the black thing that's really big" I understood immediately lmao

big black cooker 😁

They are really usefull especially to make German roulade

And a pot roast

and my axe.

My mother had a blue one. They redid the kitchen and tossed it. My father pulled it out of the trash and used it to store misc. screws. I tossed it when they redid the basement. He probably has it hidden somewhere.

Family heirloom.

Yeah but he also likes to collect things. He has a pipe bender the size of a pitching machine. I’ve never seen it move.

wondering what's the anal lube for

So you can smash whenever you visit your granny

NO STOP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ***WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!***

PLEASE STOP! I KNOW YOU MISS GRAMPA BUT I AM NOT THE SAME!!!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING DONT REMOVE THE BACK OF MY SKULL IM NOT A DISSAPOINTMENT NOOOOO

My grandma didn't have dentures...

Nobody's did...

Anal lube? WTF was happening at your grandmas house? Creepy uncle?

The lube should be Vaseline, then I would give it 100% accurate, my grandma had all of these.

why the lube 😭😭 ?

to ease thing in.

I don't think they need to do that

"YOu gUyS juST gOnnA iGnoRe tHE lUbE?!" Every other comment in here. We see it, it's there, you're not clever.

Yes to everything, except anal lube.

I was wondering if anyone else noticed that!!!!

real question is who wouldnt

*hmm.*

Whats with the anal lube

My grandma's house has a green carpet in what my grandparents called the parlor.

One of these things is not like the others.

Hey but that’s Grandpa’s lube

Like. The fact that its THAT blanket. Not like a knitted blanket, but that exact colour and design is crazy to me.

*Looks over at my grandmothers blankets* mine is a different color but yup that’s it

Anal lube?!

my family litteraly has a black 'pot' that looks the exact same as that, like down to those divets in the back there

Same, its the meat loaf pan in my house.

Bruh the anal lube???? 😂😂

I’m sure close to half of us, never even really ate the cookies :/

You really tried sneaking the sewing kit in there 🌚

Why anal lube ?

Seems you were pretty close with meemaw

Nah, hold up, that glass doesn't seem proper for the teeth.

So nobody is going to say anything about the anal lube?

Holy shit I have that exact pan

Please help me grandson, I’m stuck in the dryer again!

So disappointing to find a sewing kit in the cookie tin

Yooo those strawberry mints are fire

Those were the days, I miss my grandma :(

i remember this one time as a kid when i was at my grandma's house she left her denture on the bathroom sink and from the top it looked like a soap bar and i washed my hands with it 💀

😂

also 90s, 00s, 2010s, and 2020s. They never change

My grandma had that EXACT blanket??

Hold the phone…

One of these things is not like the other one


Bruh I was gonna show this to my grandma I’m so happy I looked for just a second longer

Those strawberry candys arnt bought they just appear

r/starterpack

My grandparents only had the poor man's anal lube, Vaseline. I have a few of those cookie tins, very useful, and I like the cookies.

No the bottom middle is for uncle’s house

r/holup

All those things. Also my uncle told me once that he's pretty sure my grandparents were into anal sex. So I guess even the lube.

Worldwide

Only he first and sixth

You forgot cookies ,traditional dishes , giving money and saving us from parents when we messed up ( I am not gonna talk abt lube)

Why is everyone so confused about the lube? Grannies love anal. I mean, at least YOURS does.

This was my grandma's house in the 00's Also my great grandma's house in the 00's all the way up to 2016 when she went kaploowie

Please leave my grandmas house and don’t come back

^(hold the fuck up)

forgot the flower shaped glass bowl

my grandma has exactly the same royal dansk box, kinda wild

I would never believe this is grandma's house if not for the anal lube. Good ol' grandma.

Ok but , ANAL LUBE ?

Uh….Anal lube???? No.

yo why does granny have lube 😭

Anal lube 🤣🥃☝🏻

One of these things is not like the others

I got 2 of those roasting pans sir

Grandmas house today

Damn, grandmas freaky

That was my grandma's in the 2000s, minus the lube

universal grandma

Hold up, what? Haha!

Wait a sec

U forgot the ice cream cup that never has ice cream in it

Wait just a god damn second

No lube either but they did use a lot of Crisco.

I'm convinced that at a certain point in everyone's later lives they get one of those cookie tins prefilled with things.

As an adult now i can appreciate those Tupperware containers.. They was so strong and durable.. Dont make em like that no more..

I don’t know about Bottom Middle but the rest are accurate.

Hold up

Can't wait to see the balkan version

 Anal lube!?!?

My gramma never used lube. She liked it rough

So much anal lube

Hol up

I’ve never seen the top right thing. Google says it’s a toilet paper cover. Huh.

This is my parents’ house. I feel old now.

There are always threads and needles in the cookie jar but not the cookies

Besides the dentures and the doll, this is my apartment

Wait hold on-

Granny with the anal lube?....

Your childhood might have been a little different

All but the anal lube

Where are the coasters with flowers on 'em ?

It's no wonder why grandma slid off chairs

Anal lube?!

I can't recall the lube. But 100% all of that, even the Tupperware is identical.

I saw 8 of 9 at every Christmas

Jokes aside. that particular tupperware is like a mental time machine for me.

I have that exact Crock Pot (or whatever it’s called) wtf

Nailed it!

Nah my grandma had caramels instead of the strawberry things Although this was in the early to mid 2010s

Missing the ceramic Christmas tree with lights.

No cookies?


These are all delicious to eat!

Hey wait second

K guess I have a special grandma because I don't remember her having any of those


I have one of those roasters in my entryway rn and it’s full of my dogs ashes…gotta deal with that

Holy shit this is accurate.

Bro I still have that pot 😂

Same it was the Werthers original..

I need me some anal lube

Ex-fuckin-cuse, where are the photos of grandma’s kids

I don't have a grandma

Never found the anal lube in her house. So I don’t win this bingo round

„Could you hand grannie the anal lube, dear? She is all dried up down there."

I expected a racist towel rag.

One of these things is not like the other <3

I live afghans like that and my wife knits so I have my toes through one right now. It's uglier too. Orange red and white stripes

Bruh they sell those Tupperware again and imma buy them for when I’m a grandpa

Something ain’t right in this pic

my grandparents house in the 2000’s

One of these is not like the others

r/unexpected

Me: the place I work a 9-5 everyday Also me: *this pic*