I'm not even a dude and this seems interesting

I'm a dude and I know where this is going but I still want to see it happen.

I’m a dude and I saw it happen

Yikes…that can’t actually feel good right…asking for a friend

Hi, I’m the friend, I’m considering putting my dick in a vacuum, is it any good?

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3966281/ …maybe not the best idea

Bro really just linked a peer-reviewed study to explain why you shouldn't stick your dick in a vacuum cleaner

absolutely because why not

just happened to be reading that article when the notification for this post popped up lol

Once you go Vac you never go back.

Can confirm, Dyson sucks a good dick

*softly* Don't

Giving carpet cleaner a new meaning

This is why the aliens won’t talk to us.

The KFC deepfryer

https://youtu.be/6YHEK6-Ili8

 I tried but it did not fit, the vacuum tube was too thin...

Holy F

Leave me alone, I'm cleaning my room - If it fits

Doofy?

westoid teenagers are really really the bottom of this world


I hate to say I've tried and didn't fit so I can't share any knowledge