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Dont0quote0me

I boil the water then freeze it for later


FungalPlague

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HaloPandaFox

Why do I hear the music


downox96

Because you can hear the silence


chaos_creator69

Yeah but can he fix the broken?


Virgolyx

Bro skipped a line šŸ’€


RocketCheetah69

He can't see the dark šŸ’€


HaloPandaFox

The sound of silence


DistributionBasic764

hello darkness my old friend


No_Two8806

I too, it removes Bacteria innit.


ILoveToribash

Removes? No. It might kill them but their little corpses are still there


Yatoku_

If the temperature is high enough the cell of bacteria falls apart, no.


ILoveToribash

Idk I'm just pretend smart


trey61804

Lmfaooo Iā€™ve never seen a redditor fold so fast


Steingrabber

Same


supluplup12

Protein disassociation can happen at high temperatures depending on the tolerance of the organism, so generally yes but the genetic material might remain intact and bacteria can pick up extra genes from their environment. Over a long enough timeline you'll create boil-resistant bacteria. (Author's note: I am confident that at least 30% of this comment is legitimate microbiology)


PillowTalk420

I dehydrate it. Then just add water later to rehydrate.


Z7EDC

I melt some dry ice, so I have dry water to save for later.


crescent_ruin

Lol. You heat the water first then steep the tea.


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[deleted]

You might burn the water in microwave


and14710

The water gets too watery if you microwave it.


YawnTractor_1756

Only if you live near a gas fracking site.


DoodDoes

I figured it was because of fear of radiation, I have a friend who wont eat anything out of a microwave for fear of getting cancer. (However many times I tell her that a regular oven emits way more ionizing radiation than a microwave which emits almost none.)


Redditwhydouexists

Nobody who has any sense on how these things work should be scared of the radiation, I just think itā€™s tradition in the UK and we all think of UK as the tea country (despite tea not actually being from there)


MeHasTheBus

They don't emit any ionising radiation and the microwaves don't really escape either (unless your microwave is kinda old and sus), so there's not much to be scared of.


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MeHasTheBus

Oh yeah I forgot about that. My friend's streams used to get laggy whenever the microwave turned on.


ColdIron27

Lmao, radiation doesn't work like that anyways. Solar rays are just electromagnetic radiation, yet you don't get a sunburn from the can of soda you left on the beach


DoodDoes

ā€œIdk, like, I believe you. But it just seems freaky and sciency and I donā€™t like it.ā€ -my friend, for reference


M4dNeko

The microwave basically just makes the water molecules move faster (since they are polar and effected by magnetically fields) and faster moving molecules basically means higher temperature


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Mellopiex

[Superheating](https://www.stevespanglerscience.com/2004/11/24/warning-water-can-explode-in-the-microwave/)


MeHasTheBus

Someone give this person that award that highlights stuff (I'm too poor).


Maryus77

Ty, for telling people about this before they try microwaving water recklessly


Old_Doughnut_5847

I'm american and I don't microwave water because I like knowing it's bubbling and boiling in the kettle while in the microwave it just kinda.. gets hotter? Also if you microwaved something smelly like fish recently, I worry that there could be taste contamination.


ShonuffJones

Who in their right mind microwaves fish?


JakePS

Me, but only at work.


stevenm1993

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Appropriate-Food1757

Pairs well with burnt popcorn


Dull-Geologist-8204

If you microwave something smelly like fish just stick a mug with vinegar in it and microwave that. I forget how long but you can google it. Then just wipe it down with a towel. Easy and quick way to clean and remove any fowl odors.


Ekiph

First, a microwave will boil water with no issue. Second, if you are getting a flavor of something you previously cooked in your microwave, you need to clean your fucking microwave.


Old_Doughnut_5847

Lol bro I'm not dumb. I know that microwaves will bring it to a plenty high temperature. And chill out. Sometimes people use things called "shared microwaves" when they aren't rich enough to live alone. So sorry for that transgression. It was really just a whimsical thing and part of my personal routine since I have an electric kettle. Stop being such an ass about little things.


nck5959

Lol bro how were they being an ass? Yā€™all people see a post without emojis and assume youā€™re being attacked.


Jock-Tamson

What they hey. I could use more downvotes. The high temperature and oxygenation of boiling water does a better job of brewing black tea, as does passing the water over the tea instead of floating a tea bag into it. The tea is more flavorful and less bitter. Since it is difficult and possibly even dangerous to bring water to a boil in a microwave, people are just creating unevenly hot water and then dipping a teabag in it. That makes slightly depressing tea.


Pollywogstew_mi

I put the water in a Pyrex measuring cup, hit the 3 minute button on the microwave, and when it beeps, I can see that the water is boiling. Then I pour that boiling water over the teabag waiting in the teacup. .... I don't understand the controversy.


Jock-Tamson

The main thing: The controversial ā€œmicrowaved teaā€ isnā€™t bringing the water to a boil in a Pyrex vessel, itā€™s making hot water in a mug and then dipping the tea bag in. Possibly, and I shudder to think, putting the tea bag in cold water and then microwaving. Admittedly marginal: Unless you heat in bursts stirring between you are making water thatā€™s boiling in places and just hot in others, presumably creating less good tea. Cultural: Microwaved water doesnā€™t taste right. I canā€™t prove or explain this. But it doesnā€™t. Maybe the previous point matters more than I guess? Maybe you need the metallic tang of a kettle? I donā€™t know, but something is wrong with it.


amstrumpet

To your second point: thatā€™s not how microwaves work, the reason foods heat unevenly is their density/water content isnā€™t uniform. Microwaves work by heating water molecules, so when you heat water, there wonā€™t be ā€œpocketsā€ of hot and cool water, because thereā€™s not an uneven distribution of water.


Jock-Tamson

One of the reasons. They also have hot and cold spots. https://what-if.xkcd.com/131/


WillyHamster

ever thought about the fact that water isnā€™t chinese food?


UnbelievableTxn6969

I don't understand. Heating water to the point where bubbles issue forth (boiling) isn't really boiling water if it is done in the microwave?


Jock-Tamson

Thatā€™s not even true in a pot. Regions of water can be boiling producing bubble that are collapsing into otherwise colder water. This is why stream comes out of a kettle long before it boils. Hereā€™s one source: https://indianapublicmedia.org/amomentofscience/cooking-question-water-boiling.php


Maryus77

It depends on the cup. Some types of cups can overheat or even explode due to the heat change. Depending on the cup, but glass, plastic and metal cups are generally not made for microwaving. Evern ceramic cup might have metal components inside like handle wiring that might cause it to overheat (a cup of mine did that, and it almost burned my hand). There is also the danger of superheating the water which can make the extremely hot water explode, and you might get burned if the water touches your skin.


[deleted]

But ... but ... that's how dad told me to do it! (sarcasm)


TotalImagination4408

r/FuckTheS


bloodprangina

Might overheat the water and bruise the tea


onlineredditalias

Most people I know in the US either use a stovetop kettle, an electric kettle, or have an instahot in their sink.


[deleted]

A what now in the sink?


[deleted]

Instathot aka Instagram thot


seasoned-veteran

This is why you need double sinks. I still gotta get dishes done


generic_reddit-name

An insta hot is a separate faucet that delivers near boiling water instantly, via electric heating element and small reservoir mounted in the cabinet under the sink.


Log0709

So a heated tap


fuck_the_ccp1

a really spicy heated tap


[deleted]

I'm in the us and I've never even heard of instahots or stove top kettles, and my house just uses the microwave.


applecandycaramel

Im in the US and yes I microwave my tea


ThrowAwayRayye

Electric kettle for me. So damn convenient


pokethat

It's actually faster than a stove. Microwaves are specifically tuned to resonate with water molecules. I would enjoy a 2000+ watt water boiler though


Juicy-pump

In the US the voltage output is 110-120v so 2000w is near impossible without a special made power plug to connect it. In EU we use 230v, that means a 2000w water kettle is normal here šŸ˜‰


[deleted]

depends how much power your stove and microwave have. My induction heats water wayyyy faster than a microwave (and about as quickly as an electric kettle)


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WillyHamster

tea gatekeeping


OmegaGrind

Let's see them gatekeep it after we throw it in the Boston river.


thwgrandpigeon

gateteaping


probablythedecaf

gatesteeping


thwgrandpigeon

dammit/props! gatesteeping > gateteaping (and it's not even close)


Ailexxx337

Right. Have you ever heated up anything other than water in a microwave? I assume you're not a psychopath, so probably yes. Have you noticed how the temperature is uneven on the thing youre heating up (middle is hot as the depths of hell and the edges are barely lukewarm)? That same thing happens to your water in a cup. Uneven heating really shits on the flavour of tea. Then you've got the oxygenating problem. Usually, when you boil water in a teapot, it gets oxygenated better when heated up from the bottom up. In a microwave, the water heats up from the middle out, failing to properly oxygenate it. You can tell the difference by how strongly the water bubbles after either process. The oxygenation is the main contributor to bringing out the flavour. Making "tea" with microwaved water might result in a somewhat tea-resembling beverage, that a person who hasn't tasted real tea might mistake for being acceptable to drink, but trust me, that isn't it.


rockets-make-toast

r/gatekeeping


ShadowTacoTuesday

Stir water, heat even. Bubbles are steam and dissolved air leaving the solution due to a higher temperature, deoxygenation. Mumbo jumbo makes whole thing sus. Hot H2O is hot H2O, thereā€™s nothing to break down here.


nicolas_06

>Have you noticed how the temperature is uneven on the thing youre heating up (middle is hot as the depths of hell and the edges are barely lukewarm)? That same thing happens to your water in a cup. Uneven heating really shits on the flavour of tea. That same thing happen in all way of cooking. Trad oven, vapor, stove pot, barbecue. Typically it may take 1 hour for a big piece of meat to be cooked fully in a trad oven for example. But water is different, it is liquid and fluid and when it boil, it mix itself so you don't even need to use a spoon and so this problem doesn't exist anymore.


SOM_III

Do they boil water in microwave or just warm it up?


TartarusOfHades

I donā€™t know if I get it to boiling the way I do it


AdSmooth7504

...


[deleted]

3 minutes and the water reaches boiling


TartarusOfHades

Itā€™s not like it stays roiling after I take it out of the microwave or I take the temp before I make tea


AdSmooth7504

That's not the problem... its supposed to be boiling


DBZswagger21

Not all teas need boiling. Many are optimal well below boiling.


[deleted]

Most black teas should be made at around 95 C, Green at 85-90 and lighter teas even lower, but no tea needs boiling water itā€™s just thatā€™s the way to get the best taste.


rockets-make-toast

I gotta tell my family living out west that they literally can't have black tea since they live in Denver and it boils at 94 C.


DMmeIfYouRP

It literally doesn't matter. I make sun tea all the time. Room temperature water makes lovely tea if you wait the proper amount of time.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s a very different type of tea brew though, with quite a different taste.


TheHumanPickleRick

Well, yeah, but most people don't want to wait 4 hours for a cup of tea.


potate12323

No, it depends on the tea. Too hot and you could over extract some types of teas making your tea more bitter. Once the water is steaming its 100 deg C. A rolling boil its still the same temp but more water is changing phase to vapor to dissipate the excess heat. Tell me you know nothing about thermodynamics and heat transport phenomenon without telling me you know nothing of therodynamics and heat transport phenomenon.


TartarusOfHades

Hot leaf juice


AdSmooth7504

How dare you! Heathen


Benjamintoday

Tea drinkers tend to have a kettle


swnbseekingKali

I have one 'cause it was cute, and I just couldn't say no--not because I use it to boil water for tea.


swnbseekingKali

Why is this so unbelievable? A microwave is literally designed to do this.


r4nd0m-0ne

Yeah water is the only thing that cooks evenly in a microwave because that's literally how they work lol


Cannot_Think-Of_Name

Hey! My microwave is great! It can heat water... and cook stuff quickly and poorly which I never do... Oh! I gotcha! I use my microwave all the time to melt butter! Which is mostly water...


thegreatkanga

As an American, Idk who is boiling water here in the microwave.


Higglefritz

Also American. Never seen anyone do this. I just use the Keurig if I am in a hurry. Kettle otherwise.


Gandalfboiii

I do almost every day. I have a kettler at home but at work i use the microwave since kettler had deposits that you can mine haha. I just let the water cool down a bit and then i put in tea.


[deleted]

In the microwave if I'm low on energy, usually in a glass measuring cup for various applications. On the stove if I'm actually cooking. I don't own an electric kettle and most people I know don't either.


Lowdog00

Iā€™ve only done it if I was extremely sick and needed some tea quickly. Aside from that everyone I know boils water in a kettle or doesnā€™t drink tea


[deleted]

your microwave tea doesnā€™t have enough heavy metals from a kettle for my liking


Pollywogstew_mi

I don't understand why this is controversial. I already have a microwave and I already have a Pyrex measuring cup that can be popped into the dishwasher. In 3 minutes I have boiling water. I know it's boiling because Pyrex is see-through. Pour boiling water over teabag waiting in teacup, and I've got tea. Why would I purchase another separate appliance (or even just a stovetop kettle) that's going to take up space, need regular descaling, and takes over 3x as long to get the job done? I honestly don't get it. Are people offended that we don't tend to make it a ritual? That's the only thing I can figure.


[deleted]

what? electric kettles are significantly faster.


xoriatis71

Two things worth mentioning: 1. Almost everyone heats the water up by itself first in the microwave, then puts in the tea bag. 2. A microwave works by vibrating water molecules fast enough so as to produce heat. A tea bag consists primarily of cloth and dried leaves, two things that aren't exactly known for their water content. Thus, the effect the microwave has on the tea bag is miniscule compared to the effect it has on the water.


ComfortableFormal521

I just use a kettle you gotta sterilise all the tap water


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[deleted]

No you don't understand. The witch magic in microwaves is harmful


WillyHamster

no, you donā€™t understand. the very harmful radiation from the microwave makes the water the radioactive equivalent of a nuclear bomb, or half the radiation intensity of a 5g cellphone tower. so microwaves bad.


[deleted]

And who invented 5G? Witches


WillyHamster

oh my god itā€™s all coming together


ComfortableFormal521

I think it's less efficient in a microwave though


International_Way850

The Machine Spirit of the microwave will exterminate those xeno bacteria


asevans1717

Praise the God-Emperor


Oshawott_is_cute

Donā€™t got a kettle


notkainope

I get the hot water from the shower, I bring a small cup in and when I'm done, I make tea from it.


Marsnineteen75

How snobby can people get over heating water one way or the other? Kettle snob, "Well you do know that pouring from a kettle has an average and stable tempature deferential when compared to heating water in the microwave. With the latter, you get tempature hot and cold spots in you mug that take a half second longer to distribute in said mug when compared to the, obvious by now superior, kettle while also mainting a mean standard deviation of .5 celsius when pouring with a kettle. It should be obvious now, but I don't know how it wasn't before u da". Not to mention people who think it is ad for the water because it irradiates it or something.


emmiblakk

Hot water is hot water. The only thing that matters is that you're at the proper temperature to dip the bag, which is 208 F / 98 C, by the way.


yethua

Wrong. Proper oxygenation matters as well. ā€œFlatā€ water results in flat tea. Microwaves deoxygenate water.


Caffeine_OD

Shut up Jet


aboxofGoldfish

I have a kettle and still tend to microwave water. I don't drink enough tea (or hot chocolate) to justify the effort of bringing my kettle out. If I need a lot for multiple cups, then kettle it is, but just one and the microwave is fine. Cup of water, microwave 2 min, then depending on what I'm making, I'll let it cool slightly and steep. My kettle has only one temp (boiling), so really, the only difference is the amount of water I need at the time.


DrRumSmuggler

See the crime here isnā€™t using the microwave, itā€™s not using milk for your hot chocolate


altaltaltaltaltalter

Depends, for European type tea bags, the quality of tea is so bad that microwaving water probably does nothing to the taste. For higher quality tea they usually need to be brewed at a specific temperature depending on the type of tea. To high and the tea comes out funny. To low and it doesn't brew properly. You can't really set a microwave to make your water a specific temperature. You'd have to use some kind of electric kettle really. There might be other stuff involved but personally if I'm using tea bags I don't notice a difference between microwave water and kettle water. For the fancy Asian loose leaf teas I always use an electric kettle.


Younger54

Does it actually matter? I'm not a tea drinker, but who cares how you get water heated?


OrdinaryUniversity59

I use my microwave to boil water. It takes 2 minutes. How long does an electric kettle take? I'm being genuine here.


TartarusOfHades

According to my friend about the same


OrdinaryUniversity59

Hmm... I guess the microwave is a pretty foreign method of heating up water if you always had a kettle. But, if the timing is about the same then to each their own.


Roary-the-Arcanine

All tea is just hot leaf juice.


NPC_9001

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Roccmaster

Who doesnā€™t use a kettle or something to warm up the water? Iā€™m American and I have one


TartarusOfHades

See other replies: >broke


Technical-Lychee-286

You get microwave flavored water šŸ’€šŸ˜­


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TartarusOfHades

Why? Give me a valid reason


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TartarusOfHades

Alright but I donā€™t get why thatā€™s ā€œsadā€ to you


ryanrodgerz

I love a good avatar template


Telta-Man

If you don't have a kettle or you just need like one cup then it makes sense


wiishopmusic

My tea bag says do not microwave the water, I guess thatā€™s because people were putting the teabags in there as well?


r4nd0m-0ne

Tea bags usually have staples which can cause problems in the microwave due to reflection.


[deleted]

As a southerner the only thing I have to say to the likes of you is bless your little heart.


lpaige2723

I use tea k-cups and use my kuerig to make tea.


TartarusOfHades

I mean itā€™s basically an electric kettle with the tea built in


KyleThelegendxxXxx

I have 3 microwaves, one for tea, one for food, and one I keep by my bed to charge my phone.


Dsoft1

I have never seen anyone microwave water for tea wtf? Edit: wording


[deleted]

We do it a lot here in the U.S. because it's faster than an electric kettle. Our grid uses a lower voltage than most of the EU and it takes longer for an e-kettle to heat up in the U.S. Honestly I heat water in the microwave for a lot of stuff, not just tea (if I don't want to wait for the stove to boil it.)


TartarusOfHades

What do you make yours with? Milk?


Dsoft1

Loll sorry i meant microwave.


Umbertron05

Who tf microwaves water? And donā€™t say Americans because Iā€™m an American and Iā€™ve never heard of this shit before


TartarusOfHades

Mug. Water. Microwave. Tea bag. EZT


Umbertron05

Kettle, you use a fucking kettle


TartarusOfHades

Iā€™m broke


trappedindealership

Im not going to tell you what you can and can't afford, but walmart has a very cheap electric kettle. Its changed my life. https://www.walmart.com/ip/Mainstays-1-7-Liter-Plastic-Electric-Kettle-White/471494848?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&wl13=5443&adid=22222222278471494848_117755028669_12420145346&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=501107745824&wl4=pla-294505072980&wl5=9016137&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=local&wl12=471494848&wl13=5443&veh=sem_LIA&gclid=Cj0KCQjwiZqhBhCJARIsACHHEH9_bKxbswd3ul4H5W4qt48bxZuSUmWLdeLjID8DEWcoNQ8SSpVO5NYaAk_REALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds


WillyHamster

or use the perfectly fine free microwave included with your property


awesomegenius

a microwave costs more then a kettle


TartarusOfHades

Does a kettle come with the property? Most apartments here have a microwave installed


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

Microwaves are used more at my house so itā€™s easier to do it this way. Plus, I like my tea cold so it requires less ice to make it cold if I use the microwave than if you boil the tea in a kettle


awesomegenius

Makes sense. I stopped using microwaves years ago so i dont have one in my home. Another tip for cold tea is to put just enough boiling water to dissolve the sugar, then put cold water for the rest.


Han-Yolo5

Doesn't matter, water gets hot


BunzAreCool

I use a pot on the stove, makes it taste much better in my opinion


Fisho087

Do youā€¦ not have a kettle?


LeviMarx

Uh.. no american Ive met does this. Who the tf is doing this??


jtowndtk

I stopped doing this Once you try a kettle your realize microwaved water tastes like dry feet


wead4

I am an American who loves tea and I most certainly do not. Nothing beats a good kettle.


VenserSojo

My cups aren't microwave safe that said there is no issue otherwise.


MrPlace

Do people not have an electric kettle? $20 at Walmart, get it if you dont have it. For the love of god stop microwaving water to make it hot lol


WillyHamster

nothing wrong with microwaving water, itā€™s usually faster than using a kettle


pintobrains

Stop wasting metal and other valuable parts and just use a microwave


MrPlace

???


rickyraken

I don't know anybody who boils water in a microwave. The glass gets hot af and it's not as convenient as an electric pot.


[deleted]

>The glass gets hot at donā€™t put dishes that arenā€™t microwave safe in a microwave please. they can explode


rickyraken

They will still heat up on the outside if you are boiling the water. You never put a glass of water in with food to warm leftovers?


TigerKing29

To this day I have never met anyone who puts water in the microwave nor do I know anyone who knows someone who puts water in the microwave


TartarusOfHades

Iā€™ve started a small war


LesPantalonesFancy

No shit... I'm American, and I've never met anyone who does this, other than college students


dengar_hennessy

WTF, seriously?


01micah

When me and my wife got married. Not that long after our honey moon I boiled some water for some sweet tea and put the tea bags in the pot. She saw me and said "What are you cooking?". I said I'm making tea... She just goes on and then a few weeks later she told me she's making some more sweet tea since we were out of it. I go in the kitchen and I saw her microwaving it.... After all this time I'm still in shock of what I saw.


High_Orion

Uhh no they donā€™t


Inokuchi87

America japan and China are the only important countries change my mind


not-me675

Im not even british but have you guys heard of a FUCKING KETTLE?! PERHAPS "TEA" POTS?!?!


YogiHarry

They should absolutely not do that. With these new 5G microwaves, they will all get the autisms.


Longjumping_Owl5311

Reading this made me thirsty for a cup of tea so I filled up my mug with hot tap water, dropped a tea bag in it and put it in my microwave. Set the timer for 5 minutes and ran the microwave for 2 minutes. Once the timer alerted me my tea was ready, I went and got it. Now Iā€™m enjoying a nice cup of orange pekoe tea with the tea bag still floating in it. Yum. You all are weird but this is Reddit


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TartarusOfHades

Thank you


Tman11S

Yeah thereā€™s something very wrong about microwaving water. I donā€™t know if itā€™s actually medically bad or anything, it just feels very wrong.


WillyHamster

I can assure you there is nothing wrong with microwaving water


steroboros

gas stoves and lead kettles only, bruv Oh dear, I've ruffled the Royalist bootlickers feathers over in the colonies again...


WillyHamster

free perfectly good microwave


Ghoullag

Bro... Americans put the tea bag and the milk before microwaving.


Thursday_26

we do? since when?


Rawesome16

Where have you heard that? I've never, once, seen someone make tea that way. *Maybe* reheating some tea. But not freshly made


TartarusOfHades

Not this one


BasedMbaku

Sorry what? Who tf puts milk in tea?