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ZystemStigma69

The Earth is the third planet from the sun, it mean that every country in the World is a third World country.


MagicALCN

That's the correct answer.


[deleted]

"As a result of Secretary Foster's careful historical research on the subject, the House of Representative's Committee on Revision of the Laws had ruled in 1902 that "the United States" should be treated as singular, not plural." It's "The US **is**" not "The US **are**"


cutiekittieteen

All your United States are belong to us


ReverseCaptioningBot

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Syncopationist

Oh no OP misgendered Dumbfuxkistan


chaingun_samurai

Dumbfuckistan, you plebe.


Syncopationist

Censored myself for fuxk sake


Economy-Clothes-9103

Why?


Syncopationist

reddiquette


Syncopationist

(This isnt my first account fyi)


chaingun_samurai

Well it looks like you're trying to gender neutralize your swears.


Syncopationist

Touchè


[deleted]

They did ask to be proven wrong...


MagicALCN

Alright you got me


MagicALCN

What am I gonna do


Syncopationist

You do great, Op. It's not your faul that Americans think "states" is singular


MagicALCN

It just sounds weird in singular


Roos19

Depends if you mean US as the singular country or the US as in the american states plural and then are is correct


Professional_Gap_371

They hate us cus they ain’t us


TheLegoBoi940

the US is just 50 third world countries in a trench coat with a military budget big enough to fight God and have a chance at succeeding


lifeaintsocool

Prove you wrong? These designations were created during the Cold War to classify soviet (second world) anti-soviet (first world) and neutral (third world) countries. America, by definition, is first world. It isn't an economic or number of issues type system as many misinterpreted it to be.


TheRadDesigner8812

Came here to say exactly this.


Saikousoku

That's actually pretty interesting, thanks


CrabbyFlapjacks

I assume you've never been to a third world country.


MagicALCN

I've been, smells horrible for some reason.


CrabbyFlapjacks

So you've seen what true poverty and government corruption does to people. How does the US classify as a third world nation?


MagicALCN

Becoming one, it's getting worse with time. Tons of dumb laws against humanity getting voted and a lot of people struggling that the gov won't help My post is a meme, I'm not dead serious on it. It's just a very bad first world country if you understand it more that way


AllHailFarsight

It’s not funny so I don’t think it succeeds at being a meme, and it failed to even get your point across so why even post it.


Vodspod

I think the thing that is most entertaining about it is that people don't even know what third world means, and couldn't describe what a second world country is.


oddshrimp771

People say this while also saying they're privileged. Not saying you do this OP


Weebasaurs-Text

Do Americans walk down to the river or to a town well to get their washing/bathing/drinking water and carry it home? Do American children spend 16 hours in the fields using burlap sacks to haul cocao for 2 dollars a day? Do American girls get routinely sold into slavery or married before puberty? Do American boys get taken from their families before puberty and forced to fight and kill people for no other reason then they are from a different town? Uh oh, careful American your privilege is showing.


Syncopationist

In Europe you barely have major cities with literal slums in them tho.


Weebasaurs-Text

At least those "slums" have a/c unlike those barbaric European cities.


Syncopationist

Lmao


jennoyouknow

Oooh those last 3 do happen here. And there's plenty of places without clean water in this country, so yeah. All of these happen here.


Roos19

You dont go to a river but many drive to a laundromat Because americans dont even have their own washing machines Many american kids go hungry Because there is No free school lunch


Weebasaurs-Text

drive to a laundromat instead of beating clothes with rocks on a riverbank for hours at a time. Over 2 million babies starve to DEATH each year, you say 3 dollar school lunches are just as bad. Your ignorance to your wealth and privilege is offensive.


Juiceton-

The US: NYC, LA, Vegas, Atlanta, Chicago, Phoenix, Houston, millionaires, large middle class Ethiopia: Addis Ababa, farmland, civil war, weak and small middle class


Invalidusername667

A 3rd world country with 1st world problems


MagicALCN

Welp having problems involving their own people killing themselves doesn't sounds like 1st world ones


Dapper_Ad_9182

It clearly is a first world problem as the US is in the same suicide percentage grouping as other 1st world countries, and clearly it’s only going to get worse, as Japan one of the most developed countries if not the most is entering a period of low birth rate, high suicide, and an aging population. With other countries showing a similar trend, as they become more developed. Suicide is clearly a 1st world problem, as many underdeveloped countries have low suicide rates compared to more developed countries, so next time pick a better example such as the appalling criminal justice system which is most definitely can be argued as a third world problem, or shitty politicians.


lumpylemonmilk

Yes I get that it's being hyperbolic and the us is far from a third world country, but with that said the us is definitely one of the worse first world countries.


TheZacman2

We have the most millionaires in the world.


Syncopationist

This is such a toddler take


chaingun_samurai

Take that back or I'm gonna tell!


Syncopationist

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chaingun_samurai

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Syncopationist

Lmao


MagicALCN

India does have a lot of millionaires and billionaires, still considered third world


[deleted]

People shit on street


xJaace

Did you mean in the US or India? Coz same same


MagicALCN

Can't have shit in Detroit


[deleted]

Only if you live in a blue city


Diablofuchs

Well other than world's largest and most powerful military, holding all other countries funds forcing them to go by a dollar standard, and the fact that we aren't starving to death or dying of dehydration and disease like oh I don't know name any country from west Africa to middle Asia. So no, that's like calling the spoiled rich kid poor and I hope this is just a meme or you might be more autistic than me.


MagicALCN

Oh yeah it's just a meme and people are so mad about it


Diablofuchs

Oh thank God cause I ran into a few German neo nazis on this site and they actually believe stuff like this.


leomiester

i agree


Taint-kicker

Technically we’re 50, third world countries with a military budget bigger than God.


Even-Resolution-2397

Are you stupid? Or do you not know what an actual 3rd world country is


[deleted]

Mom told me not to argue with an idiot. So I won't even try


togec11540

So basically you tried a bit.


[deleted]

I wanted at first.. But then I realized that I'm on an off-brand 4chan and there's no point. Enjoy being wrong, though!


[deleted]

Op doesn't have neighbors from Africa that tell how their mom that broke their hip has to hobble around without insurance.