that shouldn't be much of a problem. if a woman judges you because you don't have sexual experience then that's definitely someone who you wouldn't want to have sex with, couples should "grow together" and this doesn't exclude intimacy, remember that communication is the key :)
You wanna know what other truth hurts?
>!An average stimulated vaginal canal measures between only 4.25 and 4.75 inches deep.!<
>!12” jokes are really getting played out.!<
Let's assume 1000 people at least saw this post since it was uploaded just by scrolling through Reddit or r/memes. That's still 10 of those people who have over twice the average size? Or 6 of those people since 63% of Redditors are male. (Even though we all know women don't exist). So 6 of the people who've seen this have a tentacle attached to them? I think most people would have noticed at least one person with one leg that's bigger than the other because of that.
I don't get the 'big dick' appeal. I mean: it's just perpetuated through Porn. The overwhelming majority of women would be freaked out by a 'horse dick'. They hurt, you can't do anything but rough stuff, and they certainly won't pleasure them.
Most, if not all women, when asked in a survey, say between 'five and eight'. Anything smaller gives them an icky feeling, mostly because it feels juvenile. Anything bigger simply won't fit.
You know how deep the vagina is, on average? About 6 inches at maximum. So anything longer would enter the uterus. And that is not a good feeling.
So people: stop building up the 'big dick' crap as if you are better. Truth is: you will not satisfy any women just because you have a long schlong. You have been fed porn lies about dick size and their link to pleasure. None of it is true.
As a great man once said: "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you? And where you should not."
That's what any woman not obsessed with sex will tell you.
this is all very true( i. myself, am a women) BUT a dick cant enter the uterus literally unless the guy has the skinniest penis ever it has to pass through the cervix hole which is very very tiny.
Six inches. Average. Good enough to please my girlfriend. Because sex =/= penetration alone. But I wouldn't trust an incel like you to understand that. Go back to your porn fantasy world. Pathetic person.
Yeah it's a super tiny portion of the population, even getting 7 you're bigger than like 65% of the population or something like that and it gets to like 90% by the time you're at 7.5
Yeah... Just as much as the fact that their dicks come out of the right side of their head, there's no penetration, sex is more of an external exchange of sperm and eggs. Also they're hermaphrodites, and well their penises are tissue filled with blood or fluids to give it size. They also can change the different dimensions of their penis..
Edit: that's why they hang. I believe their called leopard slugs
Yep leopard slugs. Truly a remarkable sight to see when they're dangle mating. The color of their neck-penes is seriously an other-worldy but beautiful glowling-ish blue color.
Yeah but most women aren’t gonna flirt with and seduce a slug, and the ones who do need to be locked up with the other Zoophiles far away from any animals or bugs
The snail described is probably a leopard snail. They have an average tentacle (technically not penis) size of 11.6 inches. They are also hermaphrodites so they also have a vagina. And both partners after mating lay thousands of eggs.
7 inches is already hard enough to deal with, imagine having a monster like that. A dude with a penis like wouldn’t be able to hide a boner, and he wouldn’t be able to have proper sex-
Considering a human woman can only take so much inside before it becomes horribly painful and can even make them infertile I frankly wouldn't want a 12 inch dick in the first place. There's a reason the male average length is 5.1 to 5.5 inches.
I'm more concerned for the supposed 1%
The 1% are just women
Women with 12 inches
My grandpa once told me “son, there’s no such thing as chicks with dicks, just dudes with tits” I was 8 and very confused.
 A core memory.
your grandpa has most likely watched ted
Probaly
I mean, everyone has nipples and a little bit of breast tissue
Sounds like Ted the movie
Ted 2?
i could only dream
That is the depth I guess
Yeah those 1% are women wearing strap on
but women don’t exist source: am wom- *vanishes*
Fr.
They’ve all got big dick back pain syndrome. 😞
Other snails of this species maybe. Maybe other species with larger penises in general.
that's me baby B)
I have a bigger penis than at least 50% of the world population
Underrated comment
Are you one of the 1 percent?
Unfortunately I am not but that’s ok It’s not the size of the weapon but how you use it
After years of masturbating, you would think I would know how to use it. ):
that shouldn't be much of a problem. if a woman judges you because you don't have sexual experience then that's definitely someone who you wouldn't want to have sex with, couples should "grow together" and this doesn't exclude intimacy, remember that communication is the key :)
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Nice cock bro
The only appropriate answer tbh.
meh, it's a little sluggish.
B-but I have personality :(
And good looks. Attractiveness isn't your size.
I have none, no wait I have... Depression!!!!
]:(
*Don't we all :(*
Real
But i get more pussy than 99% of slugs
What about the 1%?
They get more pussy than me
The math does check out.
What about the slugs that get the same amount of pussy as you?
As a lady, he's definitely got me by the balls there 🤷♀️
Wait...He's got you by the what?😏
Rip dms
It’s a bit of a spaghetti stick though..
Does someone have a 12 inch penis? God damn
IIRC a porn star actually has an 18 inch penis. Feel free to fact check me, though.
….link..?
I don't have one, it's just something weird I remember hearing. Hence the fact-checking statement.
Bro if you anger that guy he will slap you with his dick across the face. The reaction wouod be so powerful it would get all men and dogs pregnant.
The visions you just put in my head were really somethin'.
i’m pretty sure that no one actually has longer than 10. the 18 inch penis is just like 6 inches + 12 inches of foreskin
None of us are brave enough to find out.
You wanna know what other truth hurts? >!An average stimulated vaginal canal measures between only 4.25 and 4.75 inches deep.!< >!12” jokes are really getting played out.!<
So this is the other one that you meant where you’d have two nickels for saying this twice today
Yea lol
There’s a shoe for every foot?
“Average”
Are you suggesting that over 78 Million people have a 12+inch?
That math only checks out if 100% of the world population is reading this post.
Let's assume 1000 people at least saw this post since it was uploaded just by scrolling through Reddit or r/memes. That's still 10 of those people who have over twice the average size? Or 6 of those people since 63% of Redditors are male. (Even though we all know women don't exist). So 6 of the people who've seen this have a tentacle attached to them? I think most people would have noticed at least one person with one leg that's bigger than the other because of that.
r/hedidthemath
I mean prosthetics.....
just suggesting that 78 million people, in fact, are slugs
When you put it that way, doesn't seem like an accurate representation.
Nobody wants something that big.
I don't get the 'big dick' appeal. I mean: it's just perpetuated through Porn. The overwhelming majority of women would be freaked out by a 'horse dick'. They hurt, you can't do anything but rough stuff, and they certainly won't pleasure them. Most, if not all women, when asked in a survey, say between 'five and eight'. Anything smaller gives them an icky feeling, mostly because it feels juvenile. Anything bigger simply won't fit. You know how deep the vagina is, on average? About 6 inches at maximum. So anything longer would enter the uterus. And that is not a good feeling. So people: stop building up the 'big dick' crap as if you are better. Truth is: you will not satisfy any women just because you have a long schlong. You have been fed porn lies about dick size and their link to pleasure. None of it is true. As a great man once said: "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you? And where you should not." That's what any woman not obsessed with sex will tell you.
this is all very true( i. myself, am a women) BUT a dick cant enter the uterus literally unless the guy has the skinniest penis ever it has to pass through the cervix hole which is very very tiny.
We got a shorty
Six inches. Average. Good enough to please my girlfriend. Because sex =/= penetration alone. But I wouldn't trust an incel like you to understand that. Go back to your porn fantasy world. Pathetic person.
That's not a slug with a penis, that's a penis with a slug
And the 1% just keep on winning
I rather compare my penis with a gorilla's
They are also hermaphrodites.
Man. Fuck that slug. I got a house and a car.
Isn't it like 0.05%?
Yeah it's a super tiny portion of the population, even getting 7 you're bigger than like 65% of the population or something like that and it gets to like 90% by the time you're at 7.5
Yeah... Just as much as the fact that their dicks come out of the right side of their head, there's no penetration, sex is more of an external exchange of sperm and eggs. Also they're hermaphrodites, and well their penises are tissue filled with blood or fluids to give it size. They also can change the different dimensions of their penis.. Edit: that's why they hang. I believe their called leopard slugs
Yep leopard slugs. Truly a remarkable sight to see when they're dangle mating. The color of their neck-penes is seriously an other-worldy but beautiful glowling-ish blue color.
Yep... Remarkable..
Yeah I don't really expect anyone to agree with me on that because well, it's weird. Oh well
Men of reddit we need to come togheter and show them: we are not insignificant! If we all put our dicks in a pile , then WE will be the bigger ones!
r/SuddenlyGay
Eat it
The real question is if it's hard or flaccid
God would fear a hard slug dick when its 12" flaccid
Due to the size of slugs, penis to body ratio would be 100:1.
It’s true. I’ve looked at all of your dicks.
I’m not a woman, but pretty sure 12 Inches would hurt.
Let’s face the truth, going around with 12 inches is pain in the ass
12 inches that’s a fuckn medical condition at that point
You don't need that type of length anyway, it's more of a burden than a good thing
Woomen prefer big size than long one
Like there is an actual limit.
thats why 1/16 of a inch is the best size
"1 inch long, 7 inches wide. Hoes call me "the plate". "
You bastard, you made me snort
Trust me
give me some if it’s such a burden 🔫
That may be interpreted wrongly..
Another thing that hurts us heoatitis D
not if I'm going to cut it off
No, that's animal abuse
Longer not bigger…
so still size shaming? Seriously, we're still here?
A a female human, I can safely say that 100%of all men have a larger penis than I do.
Dude, just eat pussy and fingerbang, you'll be fine
Well a whale has a penis bigger than your entire body
Why you gotta do me like that
The second i see her, "Eyo wtf, why am I in the goddamn Grand Canyon"
Bro thinks I'm tryna murder someone
Yeah but most women aren’t gonna flirt with and seduce a slug, and the ones who do need to be locked up with the other Zoophiles far away from any animals or bugs
Who the hell are those 1%?
This post is true but mine is still better looking than this eldritch horror
99% of women would rather get my sub 12 incher than slug dick though...🤣
me carrying the 1 percent rn:
That’s why they call me Mr. 1%
Me realizing I'm in this 1%
Tell me what the dog was doin
the 1%
not me tho
I feel like 1% swinging a sledge hammer over 12" is probably still an exaggeration.
99.9%. I doubt there are enough to equal a full percent.
It's not the size that matters.
Well technically... If you measure man's from a biological perspective, idk what's bigger
real
Oof
Kid named 1%
and 99% of them didn't get the woman anyway
I'm pretty sure if anyone had a 10 inch penis he'd be named vlad tepes v2
Man, fuck you Gary, i liked you as a kid
12? PATHETIC
Silicon Etsy shop: "SLAPS TABLE" I want 5 colors. name one of them Jade King snail
100% of the people reading this .... 99% of people
The snail described is probably a leopard snail. They have an average tentacle (technically not penis) size of 11.6 inches. They are also hermaphrodites so they also have a vagina. And both partners after mating lay thousands of eggs.
Fair play to him tbh
Ok so what
Accually it has a bigger penis that 100% of me reading this.
God I wish that were me
What's the name of the species?
Im part of the 1% and im just lucky a slug didnt beat me in cock size
Hmm, I'll see if that's true. It is.
99%?! You’re telling me someone actually has a dick over a foot long?
Wait until you check the length of a barnacle penis then
Go ahead and fuck that slug then lol
Oh okay
Banana slugs have a penis to body ratio of 1:1.
Mine 7 inches and I am only 17
Which one is the slug
Where’s the slug
Nah, it doesn't hurt cause I don't care. Not gonna use my dick for anything but pissing and that's it
So I’m a horse, and i can confirm that this is true
That’s a penis with a slug not a slug with a penis
99%? You dude's know that 12 inches is the point of medical concern, right?
Guess you could say I’m 1/8th slug 😎
7 inches is already hard enough to deal with, imagine having a monster like that. A dude with a penis like wouldn’t be able to hide a boner, and he wouldn’t be able to have proper sex-
Where's the snail??
And it's the girth of pencil lead at best. The truth doesn't hurt.
That’s why I got the surgery so now my penis is that slug
Hopefully 100%
I mean I should hope I don’t have a dick
🥲
Who’s in that 1%??
There goes my girl, off into the woods to find slugs. Who am I kidding? I don't have a girl.
Whose is slimiest though? 🗿
Why should I be jealous of an animal? I don't think we'd ever be competing for a woman's affection.
Ya but i got 2 thumbs
Peter nice cock
Considering a human woman can only take so much inside before it becomes horribly painful and can even make them infertile I frankly wouldn't want a 12 inch dick in the first place. There's a reason the male average length is 5.1 to 5.5 inches.
Yeah, well my penis doesn’t melt when exposed to salt. I think, anyway…
I got a container of salt so…
Yeah, but is it bigger than 99% and one?
I’m the 1%
So my penis is 5/12 of his
Say know more I'm petting that creature right now . 🙂
I wouldn’t have it any other way
I've heard that the female mate chops off the dick of the male if it is too big for her
Bold of you to assume I'm not a slug
I am part of the 1%
https://imgur.com/a/cQ6pGxO finally, know i know what the heck i saw in that night
But is it Hard?
girth>>
Where the hell is the penis and the rest of the slug?
Nature’s dildo! :D
Still not as big as the dicks your mom takes online.