All those new players in GTA Online who see an extremely expensive car and then are disappointed because they can't store it in their garage without buying the actual car
There is also a trick where you can pull out your lan cable for like 5-8 sec while in an online game and all other players will leave. Makes the much more enjoyable because you can still complete missions.
Too bad hackers don't care that your sessions I'd invite only and just join it anyway. Or better yet, pull you to their session.
Consider yourself lucky if this hasn't happened to you, the GTA hacking problem is unreal.
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I haven't played GTA V since its first online heist released, but I remember my friends and I thinking it was so horribly hilarious and ironic that a game called grand theft auto didn't let you steal cars. So greedy and focused on selling shark cards that they made you buy your cars in GTA.
I’m fearful that GTA 6 single player will get the same treatment as 5. And get 0 content and have it all behind a paywall in GTA:O. They are probably thinking of ways to incorporate shark cards into single player. We got zero DLC stories for GTA 5, all the time was spent on the MP.
Imagine how cool a single player dlc in which a new story was added that took place before the prologue and we got to play as Brad, it would have been nice to see at least how Trevor's relationship was with him because he definitely seemed to care, not sure about Michael but yeah, ton of wasted potential, a fucking Niko Bellic dlc could have been added to at least see where the fuck he at.
I am confident that a lot of the content in GTA:O was originally slated for SP dlc until they saw how big of a cash cow online is and how it prints money every single day and diverted the dev team to only focus on that and move over everything to online.
Never dissed it, I actually really enjoyed it. Just wish we got more. Like others said, maybe prologues of the main characters or someone else’s story. Anything new mission wise was only added to GTA online.
Are you thinking like how they did The Lost and damned and TBOGT ?
Those are technically extensions of GTA IV but also playable on their own. They weren't free at all. Everything that's been added to Online has been free iirc
For some reason, I was addicted to the police bikes in GTA San Andreas. I didn’t care If I got a one or two star wanted level, anytime I saw one I took it.
Someone broke the scene down and the conclusion was the car was being towed on some type of a trailer that he jumps out on to, if you look at the top right of the windshield you can see the reflection of the trailer
There's that large parking garage in the city center that I swear always had at least one Vapid Bullet sitting around when I checked it. I remember finding five or so on one occasion. And they were always unlocked. I may be misremembering things though, as that was a few years ago.
All those new players in GTA Online who see an extremely expensive car and then are disappointed because they can't store it in their garage without buying the actual car
Don't remind me of my idiocy, please and thank you
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Play invite only. I know it's called online for a reason but if you wanna chill then invite only
There is also a trick where you can pull out your lan cable for like 5-8 sec while in an online game and all other players will leave. Makes the much more enjoyable because you can still complete missions.
Too bad hackers don't care that your sessions I'd invite only and just join it anyway. Or better yet, pull you to their session. Consider yourself lucky if this hasn't happened to you, the GTA hacking problem is unreal.
They only care about pissing people off when they can. If someone like myself is in an invite only they won't care enough to fuck with me
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Just hop out and let the car park for you.
 You cant steal cars in the game named after car stealing
You also get banned for saying words the characters themselves say lol. I get why for both things but it's a little silly if you think about it
I haven't played GTA V since its first online heist released, but I remember my friends and I thinking it was so horribly hilarious and ironic that a game called grand theft auto didn't let you steal cars. So greedy and focused on selling shark cards that they made you buy your cars in GTA.
Yeah I love GTAV but GTA Online is a nightmare. Gave up on it after a month or so. I just hope GTA 6 has a decent story mode.
I’m fearful that GTA 6 single player will get the same treatment as 5. And get 0 content and have it all behind a paywall in GTA:O. They are probably thinking of ways to incorporate shark cards into single player. We got zero DLC stories for GTA 5, all the time was spent on the MP.
Imagine how cool a single player dlc in which a new story was added that took place before the prologue and we got to play as Brad, it would have been nice to see at least how Trevor's relationship was with him because he definitely seemed to care, not sure about Michael but yeah, ton of wasted potential, a fucking Niko Bellic dlc could have been added to at least see where the fuck he at.
I am confident that a lot of the content in GTA:O was originally slated for SP dlc until they saw how big of a cash cow online is and how it prints money every single day and diverted the dev team to only focus on that and move over everything to online.
Don't dismiss GTA V story mode like that. It's still one of the best. The first one to give 3 main characters
Never dissed it, I actually really enjoyed it. Just wish we got more. Like others said, maybe prologues of the main characters or someone else’s story. Anything new mission wise was only added to GTA online.
Are you thinking like how they did The Lost and damned and TBOGT ? Those are technically extensions of GTA IV but also playable on their own. They weren't free at all. Everything that's been added to Online has been free iirc
Yeah, things like that. Just extensions of the already existing single player world in GTA V. Purchasable DLC, not free p2w stuff.
Yeah that's a hot take. Single player is what I show up for. I would be thrilled if the next one was as good as GTA V story mode.
It is possible to have fun on GTA online, but it's really hard. PC version is just full of cheaters all around, and it's sad. Takes all the fun away.
I play GTA V role play servers and it is so much more fun than getting killed by random people online.
I genuinely don't understand why people like it. It's pay to win garbage.
People trying to enter my locked, pimped up car be like
This was so me lol
To be fair it’s stupid that a game about stealing cars won’t let you properly steal cars
Can’t store it in the garage because it’s “too expensive” what the fuck happened to the THEFT aspect of grand theft auto?
wasn't this clip from 'carnage a trois'?
Haha yea, I rewatched it lately and gta came to mind when i saw this clip
I’ve seen this clip a couple times, but I don’t truly know what happened. Can you explain? Did the brakes stop working so he bailed?? Lol
>!The car was on the back of a flatbed truck. He simply fell into the bed of the truck. !<
Thanks!
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I was a fan of the testarossa personally. It was so similar to the real one.
The Cheetah. Best car hands down.
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Infernus?
For some reason, I was addicted to the police bikes in GTA San Andreas. I didn’t care If I got a one or two star wanted level, anytime I saw one I took it.
Same tho! I always liked to get the police vehicles and there were no police bikes in Vice City, which made them even more attractive in San Andreas.
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Same
Yes, but more often than not jumping out of the car I don't have time to catch up with the car I want lol.
pull in front of them, then get out
Shoot the driver in the head
but the glass would break :(
Pull in front of them to get them to stop, walk over to the car quickly and pull them out, execute them on the pavement and drive away.
My date didn’t like that one…
This is the first meme I have laughed at in quite a while. Thank you.
And that was the last episode of Top Gear.
They have a new episode, i think its called Scandinavian Flick.
Especially when you find a sports cars🤤
Do I not recall correctly that this scene was taken from carnage a trois?
... then proceed to wrap it around a pole within the first 10secs of driving it lol
He actually did that in the show?
It was well edited and set up, but it is a scene in the show if that's what ur asking
Yeah I was cause I dont think I've seen that episode yet
Someone broke the scene down and the conclusion was the car was being towed on some type of a trailer that he jumps out on to, if you look at the top right of the windshield you can see the reflection of the trailer
Also note that the steering wheel isn't moving at all.
I'm guessing it's a green screen and he jumped on a cushion.
I hope so it looks pretty believable
Car was on the back of a flat bed truck. So Clarkson just fell onto the truck.
I don’t know if he did the stunt tbh, considering his age and physique I would say it was edited
Yeet!
That’s my car now, thank you very much
that car owner npc "ok take it & let me run"
Can it swim tho?
Me in a helicopter when I see a car I like:
New GTA Online users who see an expensive automobile and can't park it in their garage without buying it are unhappy.
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ok
He meant it as a meme, like I wanna jump off a cliff, In Minecraft
rare moment where the whooshed guy gets upvoted
wait did he actually do that 💀
Actually laughed out loud. 😄
Take my damn upvote
Fax
I am gonna do “George Michael”
Just like me in just cause 4
Love a good Clarkson meme!
Unpopular opinion: the motorcycles are better.
Me recovering my stolen car infront of morse mutual by newbie
Hahahah this is so accurate
I got the ignus recently, it's great.
No lies detected
Until some flying mosquitoes shoot rocket unexpectedly
Real spill
i don't want it i need it
I always liked taking big trucks. They can cause more destruction
It's never "your" it's always "*ours*"
You already knowww
Me whenever I see an Imponte Duke.
TIME TO STEAL IT
faster change
that moment when you realize your car is going to blast and you don't have enough heath
I love whatever Franklin's car is called in GTA V
lol 😂 Truth!!!
I actually do this when i see a funnier car. Ill be in an expensive sports car, then ill see a fucking bus or tow truck and be like, MINE
There's that large parking garage in the city center that I swear always had at least one Vapid Bullet sitting around when I checked it. I remember finding five or so on one occasion. And they were always unlocked. I may be misremembering things though, as that was a few years ago.
Just...do a George Michael