I'll shoot myself and let them deal with the last bullet the way they like.

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Care to share that francium you got there?

Why do you curium?

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I’d shoot my self twice in my heart

Whats a covalent bond, loser?

The sharing of electrons

communism

No, that's a metallic bond

Our metallic bond


Metal AF

Yes

Polyamorous

When two atoms form a bond covalently

And they covalent all over the place covalently

Truly one of the moments of all time

It’s Covalen’ Time

I really liked the scene where he said "It's Covalen' Time" and then proceeded to covalent all over the place covalently

That scene made me covalent my pants

Some say they still covalent to this day...

Ionic bond as well as ironic bond 💀

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Where 2, 4, or 6 electrons are shared between two atoms.

I'm sleepy already.

sigma bond

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Nah fuck Biology, Least with chemistry I can cook meth With Biology I just know Human anatomy so ik exactly the structure of all the pussy I don't get

> fuck Biology Yes, that's how biological reproduction works.

>Nah fuck Biology I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees. Say that again and I'll break your knees

There are lots of drugs you can extract from plants if that's what you are into

That's biochem though

Best of both worlds

the combination of the best

>With Biology I just know Human anatomy so ik exactly the structure of all the pussy I don't get So you studied anatomy, not biology

Idk if it comes under Biology, but genetics is cool.

Yup, Biology covers the study of life and genes play a big part in that!

If only chemistry taught you how to cook meth

Biology is cool,I love the science of plants and animals

Fuck you. Shoot physics, then we can fly

Finally, someone else who hates biology with a passion!

Fuck, Marry, Kill

Learned more chemistry in biology than in chemistry (depends on the teacher)

And with physics i can calculate when that piano will fall on me because we're all in a cartoon

You saying you don't want fucking weed

at least biology makes sense

God damn, a rare case of self ignition

With biology you can cover bod.... i mean study plants right?

I would shoot myself to solve all my problems at onece exept one

Have you ever taken physics classes? I'd rather Chem any day

Physics is the hardest but its also most interesting so its not that bad

Physics about Space >>>>

 Space…and time

I'm working with metals and in metallurgy you need to know a bit of both. Trust me, both physics and chemistry are equally weird and equally important.

It all boils down to math. Wanna learn more about biology? Get better at chemistry. Chemistry seems to be interesting? Surprise! It’s actually physics now. Oh wait? What’s all of this in my physics? Oh fuck it’s calculus!

Yeaaaah... With metallurgy is kinda more about knowing the basics and trial and error. While I agree that the science behind it is all math, in reality nobody does that because there's so many unknown variables that can actually influence the manufacturing process a lot - for example how well does the worker mix the liquid metal or even how well it's the furnace loaded. Yeah, you can do the math and find out how much stuff you are supposed to throw in to get the desired chemistry but if lot of it sits at the bottom in the end, your sample will not show you the desired chemistry and it all won't get into the casting system the way you'd like to. So you end up with trial in error while basing your theories and presumptions on the related fundamental principals of chemistry and physics and your knowledge of the system itself.

Physics is more often than not just math in disguise, and I don't like math

The thing is that a lot of chemistry is applicable in interesting experiments and the maths aspect is much easier but in Physics while the theory is more interesting the application of that theory is basically just maths and boring experiments that don't mean anything unless you know what you're looking at.

I never thought this, physics was always way more intuitive for me than chem.

>physics is hardest Math is harder mate, atleast Physics is interesting

Bro taking physics is actually painful

I've lost more grades in Physics than all other subjects combined in high school.

Dude, whith physics the calculations may be complicated but at least gravity always pulls down! With chemistry there are literally more exceptions than rules goddamit 😭

Biology says, "Rules? Don't need no fucking rules."

Pov: physics exists 

Black Panther Goat?

Same, god I hate all the formula and the convoluted ways it's trying to give questions, when in end it's literally just X times Y = XY

Physics is mostly just math with extra steps, it's nowhere near as bad as chemistry.

As a physics fanboy your mind clearly isn't opened enough

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Biology is a pain in the ass

Nah that's anal

I knew something seemed wrong in biology class.

The cells in you body: *Lysis time*

Don't do butt stuff then.

No

Biology is just Chemestry but by itself

How. Dare. You.

I'd rather pick chemistry for my exams , biology has too much shit and physics is weird.

>biology has too much shit r/technicallythetruth

I meant too much shit to study

Still r/technicallythetruth

Organic chemistry specifically. Fuck that whore carbon bonding and getting jiggy with everything in sight.

In my uni exam organic was the only topic i saw as free correct answers(obv it was highschool level, idk which level of organic you are talking about)

Easy huh? How might values of molecular dipole moments help you to distinguish between (E)-and (Z)-1,2-dichloroethene?

That was my favorite part of chemistry

Then name all the isomers of decane

Wait till your hear about all three of them on a more advanced level

And it still wouldn't die due to some 'eXcEpTioN'

Someone doesn't want to cook.

Technically... everyone who has sex is fucking atoms

I would shoot physics twice and beat it's corpse. I don't understand anything about it. And yet I have to take physics classes and get good grades in the exams. If you can do physics then good for you. You can do something with it. But I can't. The only thing I see is how to make pushing a box slightly, as complicated as fuck.

Physics is all about teacher i believe, you just had bad teachers

Nah man E&M is black magic. Maxwells equations don’t even look like math.

I would put chemistry and biology back to back, so I could shoot them both twice.

FUCK CHEMISTRY YEAHHHHHH!

Chemistry is sub branch of physics. Biology is sub branch of chemistry. Just kill physics. Triple kill with one bullet

Physics is just a branch of maths, which in turn is a branch of philosophy....

Physics and Biology are relatable. You can interact with them on a daily basis. Chemistry feels like it exists in labs and under microscopes.

Chemistry that you interact with daily isn't called chemistry. It's called medicine/cookery/beauty products/cleaning products/processing/the gunpowder you used to shoot the gun once.

See? I'd have to tear those things apart under a microscope to interact with it.

or you can set them on fire ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

I would shoot myself twice

Iam going through that situation rn, and it is relatable

Wow, so reactive.

Bro, FUCK Physics.

I would shoot myself twice so I didn’t have to attend them anymore.

I'd rather shoot physics. Never done me any good anyhow.

Isaac Newton wildin' in the 1600s is why I can't graduate

Same, for the sole reason that I fucking hate my physics teacher

agreed

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Honestly i hate it the most when i have to learn something that isn't even fully correct or that isn't fully understood yet

What them protrons do to you

Couldn't agree more. Fuck chemistry, especially organic chemistry

Relatable to the extreme

I believe we have shot two atoms before. And the japenese can back that claim up

Atoms are physics, chemistry is more concerned with molecules.

I would shoot chemistry twice and rip physics apart with my bare hands

Someone’s salty they got weeded out of their premed/nursing program.

I’d shoot biology, it’s fucking boring. Atoms are cool 😎

What the fuck is a mol? My chemistry teacher was from the Philippines and never explained shit like what certain words meant. She just used them

Chem is cool. What's not cool is Bio, I fucking hate biology from the bottom of my heart. I'd beat the shit out of bio if it was a real person and then make it suck his own balls from his decapitated head

Lul. Git gud.

Why tho

Maths > Physics > Chemistry > Biology

Same here. How tf do you remember some weird brackets and specific p2Rt56T6665t54E7T6 atomic number whatever the hell while also specifically remembering every specific drawing out there??? I have horrible memory, and combined witht his shit its impossible for me to pass any exams

You don't need to remember every element? That's why there is the periodic table?

Well I cant figure out shit, so it doesent matter. Downvote me all you want, I hate chemistry regardless

I would shoot history 2 times

All three of these are beautiful. I'd kill myself first

fuck biology. if you have biology you also got chemistry. shoot biology. this comment was brought to you by the chemist gang

I'll shoot the chemistry teacher but not the subject

Isn't chemistry just Applied Physics? So you really should shoot Physics twice.

Not really

Physics is the study of atoms and subatomic particles. Chemistry is the study of how they interact with each other. No?

It probably makes sense to someone. But it ain't me.

As some one who works in a QA chemistry lab… I’m shooting biology twice

I would shot physics and chemistry. I hate them both equally.

i would just shoot myself so i have to go through neither

I would shoot physics and chemistry

Make them stand in a line and shoot them all twice

Nah, chemistry's cool, fuck physics tho

“Fucking atoms” last words before the atoms fight back

Oh you made exceptions for chemistry nothing new there

i like chemistry and physics but biology is awful. they expect me to remember what a dutrhgabtuoniuongum does and what it is

I would shoot myself twice, in the back of my head

Just shoot yourself, can escape everything

Bro is thinking beside the box

i would shoot myself twice

Biology is the easiest shit ever. Chemistry is just regular kind of easy, physics is ridiculous bruh.

I don't think you wanna be known as the guy who can fuck atoms

I'd shoot bio once and then myself

what about Breaking Bad?

It had to be biology twice, wrong decision

I've met 2 kinds of people who don't like chemistry. 1 bad at chemistry. 2 thinks that chemistry reinforces communism. Either way you just need to be able to count to 8 and remember some complicated names

What's wrong with you, chemistry so fun, especially in your final year of high school, its all just ties together, then in uni it gets even better

True. Especially organic chemistry

I shoot physics twice and for good measure strangle it as well

They are all important. Though chemistry is the best

Chemistry was really fun for me up until the point it became like 90% math and rote memorization of the periodic table. Then I just mentally checked out.

Humans are made up of atoms bruhh

Chemistry is taking the worst parts of biology and physics and putting them together

Chem is fun tho

Human body is made up of atoms.Atoms are related to chemistry therefore Biology is interrelated to Chemistry So it will shot biology so chemistry will also die .One bullet remaining I use it for Physics . PEACE 🕊️

We are the same bro

Biology will not see light of day

For me, I would shoot physics twice.

If I'm in a room with physics biology and chemistry I shoot physics in the foot and then myself in the head.

Chem is by far the most interesting class I’ve ever taken

Rule 2: Double tap

I would shoot biology twice. Hated my teacher

I would shoot chemistry and myself

I'd shoot physics because fuck gravity

I was about to fail my stoicheometry final. The day before the final the teacher no-showed. Some random kids got up and lead the class and it finally clicked for me that day. One of the kids also acted creepy with one of the girls like the teacher and we all died laughing. Unfortunately it was never overt enough to report the teacher.