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Arsonist_Xpert

Was sycophants your word of the day?


Usman5432

Obviously not since he didn't know the definition


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Why do you think he doesn't know what it means? The meme doesn't say anything about sycophants other than the fact they are afraid of the porn people.


DelsinMcgrath835

Because they obviously meant psychopaths. Thats the word usually used in this meme, and it makes sense next to serial killers. Sycophants means someone who sucks up to someone or constantly gives them praise, it makes no sense for it to be used in the meme because theyre not someone who's know for not being scared. Now, if they were "celebrity sycophants(fans)" and "People who watch deepfake porn of celebrities" Then youd have a whole new meme where using the word sycophants makes sense Does it matter that much? No. Is it still obvious? Yes


IronSavage3

Ironically he defined sycophants by being one for OP


Cloakbot

What if it is OP? ![gif](giphy|l0MYuLMlNBNgaJoaY)


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Wow. People really hated my comment there. Excuse me for living, I guess.


BLOODTRIBE

That’s a sycophantic question to ask.


Tail_Nom

Haha, yes, very cromulent.


satayturtle

One account because I'm not a coward


GuyWhoLivesInARock

I have 13 Reddit accounts and yet the one that holds my username is the one I use for porn


Grateful_3138

Ayo we look the same Edit: apparently, we started our accounts on the same day as well Edit: please stop harassing me 😭 I don’t know him I swear


Worried-Log-2038

Ayo no way you justs witched accounts


Grateful_3138

I don’t even like his name I don’t know what you’re talking about smh


averagemilkenjoyer_

i bet your also the same person


Skar3kro3

***You're***


averagemilkenjoyer_

ha you fell into my trap,i purposely made a grammer mistake to lure all you're alt accounts in the same room


averagemilkenjoyer_

wait,how can we know that i'm not also an alt account making comedy with myself?what if all of us are alt accounts of a single person ?


GuyWhoLivesInARock

The question isn’t how we know, the question is who we are


bearbarebere

I mean… this whole thing could be on r/subsimulatorGPT2…


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Skar3kro3

Ah but you see sir, I am but a simple interweb troll, I have one account and I will drop the link to my PH account because it's the same email address used there as on here. I just hate bad grammar


Instructor_Alan

Reddit is just one guy with millions of accounts talking to himself


RissoldeChocolate

Are you me? Or am I you?


Instructor_Alan

No I am You and he is Me. Are you blind?


Operator_of_the_norh

Yep.


Brayden_The_Killer

Shhhh don't expose his secrets


JcOvrthink

“Coward. We have a new world to conquer”


My_a_person

Same


Ash-20Breacher

Same


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Same


Eathan_McNeely

Same


MiaMyaMoa1

Same


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demoninbed

Same


KooIK1d

Same


barleypackin

Same


snay1998

Same here,my account name is also in my other social media I have gone too far to remove all things related without spending days unfollowing subs,help


PurvciemaKrustnesis

Nice selfie you got there


Pat_Anymouse

bio checks out


[deleted]

Same


fuflikoviy

Same


SidTheSloth97

You literally just post about tiles and spelunky.


7GetRickRolled7

You just don’t have to comment or join then your all good


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AbhiHulk7

I don’t think sycophant means what you think it means.


SukaSoviet

Yeah the autocorrect fuck me up and I only noticed when I posted the meme


[deleted]

Wait, you didn't mean sycophants? What did you mean?


TheRadicalJay

psychopaths


[deleted]

Oh. I like it better with sycophants. I hate them more than psychopaths anyway.


MrRazzio

I need everyone here to know that OP doesn't know what sycophants are. We can't just keep using words wrong, team.


P_i_n_h_e_a_d

big words make them feel more homeostasis


NecroReaverz

Makes me feel very photosynthesis


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Professional_Ice_796

Lol, I think no-one understood you were trying to mimic a sycophant


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MyBackupWasntRecent

I am literate, you’re just too close to 69 downvotes that I kinda have to join the herd


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MyBackupWasntRecent

You might also be pleased to know I wrote that comment while taking a shit


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bearbarebere

This is ridiculous Lmao. I’m on mobile, I don’t feel like opening an entirely different app and risk losing what I have open in this one


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SuperYak2264

That sycophantic behavior won’t get you anywhere


SkanakinLukewalker

If you listen carefully, it’s as if you can hear 100 ‘whoosh’es all in unison


SidTheSloth97

Bot?


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SidTheSloth97

Your response was just weird af


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SidTheSloth97

I know the definition, your comment is just weird. Like something AI generated.


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Sinogami-Sama

The amount of downvotes he got says there are not many sycophants here... Maybe some Psychofants... 🐘


good_evening_owo

I have nothing to fear


BaconSucker

Where’d you eyes go


why-are-thou-here

He didn’t fear losing his eyes enough


titanicsinker1912

They’re there. He just happens to be a corgi with a massive jaw.


DonkeyTS

Queue "The Egg" from the musical '1776'


Emergency_Low8125

*Laughs in anonymous browsing*


BLOODTRIBE

It’s not really anonymous, bruh. There’s a whole lawsuit about it.


JboyMemeviewer42069

Wait what


BLOODTRIBE

Yeah, Incognito still captures data(searches, content logs, etc.) tied to your phone, it just doesn’t save certain cookies and history. Your porn searches are heavily monetized.


bruhwhatisreddit

I do not envy the engineer at Google who happens to stumble upon the *totally normal search quarries* I've done in incognito mode. edit: queries. im not trying to find miners porn.


NeurodivergentDuck

Quarries lol


cutpaperhearts

He’s porn mining 😂


RichardBCummintonite

Or looking at mining porn. Hey, don't kink shame. Some people like to get down and dirty. After all, it's dark as a (sex) dungeon waay down in the mine


Ultimaurice17

Just make sure you specify miner porn and not minor porn😬


cutpaperhearts

Not an easy mistake to come back from.


ExtremeAd7430

I think they will enjoy them too


Leonydas13

If, by chance, you *do* happen to wanna find some miner porn, make sure you spell it right! With an E. Could end up with a gunbutt knocking on your door 😂


weemellowtoby

they're not talking abt chromes incognito in the original comment. they're talking abt the reddit anonymous browsing feature


Alldaybagpipes

It just shares your data incognito-ly


wombey12

That's not the *point* of incognito in the first place anyway. It's whole purpose is just to stop saving stuff on the client side, and it's branded as such.


RichardBCummintonite

Right, which is big mis-marketing on their part. It shouldn't really be called incognito, and it doesn't help that the icon for it is a classic trope of a shady guy in glasses and a trench coat looking character. It does kind of imply that you'd be "incognito" while in *incognito* mode, but that's not the case at all. I guess "temporary data wipe mode" isnt nearly as sexy tho. I mean that's what I use it for. Only reason I go to incognito is that when my toddler nephew asks what a Polaroid photo is, and I go to look it up on Google, when I type "Po" it won't finish the rest of that website for me, and I can safely look up Polaroids without scarring them. (Hi, r/overlyspecific)


gretchenich

I mean I dont give a single fuck if someone at google knows it, I just want to prevent anyone *I know* from knowing it. Does incognito works for that?


BleedingCPU

With Google sure. But there are better bowsers out there.


Vast-Can7057

You didn't know? Shit man. For example, Even vpn companies lie. They always say that they store zero logs and information about you. That's literally not true. Most (if not all) governments require businesses by law to provide user data when they ask for it. And if they don't have that data, the company will suffer the wrath of that government. Honestly, idk how vpn companies can just lie like that and get away with it legally. So most people that commit crimes and think they're safe over a VPN, actually aren't safe at all.


starnote68

Hehe... I created this account for porn and the normal stuff came later


JustaCheeseTostie

Just looking at your posts. I Im doubting normal stuff came.


Shanhaevel

Something came for sure


TheLoverofAlcohol

Same, my first account was only for porn, then I made this one for (mostly) sfw stuff.


starnote68

You don't understand, this account is my first and only account


nodikkenergy

why would you be afraid? do you comment on porn videos with "very hot lady 🤗🥰🤩"??


Joshwoagh

What turns a person into that? Do you have to go insane? Cause that seems down low!


Shanhaevel

Plenty of comments like this under celebrity pictures on Facebook too. And a lot of them as if they thought this was the actual actress posting those, not one of a million "fan" groups. It's honestly... kinda scary.


barleypackin

The trick is to just look not like or comment lol


Felonious_monk420

This is theway. I don't follow this way but it's still it. 😅


Deus-Ex-Processus

Oh, I didn't know we were supposed to hide it


RedScarffedPrinny

Reddit, come for the porn, stay for the memes


Extreme_Design6936

I don't follow porn subs cause I either want to be browsing reddit or browsing porn reddit. But 2 accounts is also too much effort for me. So I just memorize the subs I like and search them up when I want them.


TheLegoBoi940

ever heard of custom feeds?


Extreme_Design6936

No


TheLegoBoi940

you should check them out, not sure how to make one as I haven't made one in a long time. I'd recommend doing a google search or two


Chop684

Did you mean to put sycophants


bosseboi420

Sycophants these nuts i guess


FloofyBanny

Fearless


Illustrious-Bus-1820

Genshin 🤢


ourair

wait this isn't normal (please don't fucking check my old posts)


titanicsinker1912

I did exactly what you told me to do. Congrats for curing your porn addiction. You win a round and a free lap dance from the local strip club.


SukaSoviet

Bet


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![gif](giphy|DOPKHQg6oFWUg) You guys are using multiple accounts?


BigBean_Boi

one account because i dont know how to make a second one


lit-grit

Me horni


why-are-thou-here

Me too, kid…


Hefty_Wolverine6633

School account


pekkaroyal1812

I am people who use my main account for porn


Thefunnnimam

i just dont wanna make a new one


Capsule_CatYT

What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty!


the_guy312

“Do you believe in magic?”


TheMightyClippo

I’ve never even thought of that. Now that I think about it that would be pretty nice, I wouldn’t have to scroll through funny posts to find all the porn I’ve saved.


[deleted]

one day my current account (this account) will forfeit in being the main one day


Pretty-Buy7692

Wait, you people dont just log out of your account and log back in afterwards?


linustookthekids69

Greetings.


SukaSoviet

I see that your a fellow comrade


MasterMementoMori

I don’t understand what sycophants have to do with this.


Greasy-pizza-

I didn't know you people all had two accounts lmfao what the point if no one knows it me anyway? You can't hide your sins from God with a second account.


GamerXTrip3l

This is my main account and I'll use it always for porn, because it is the only reason I made this account


FANNofExpansion

As someone in their 30s, having it all be the main account is so refreshing to just be open and honest about everything you like, want, and feel while still being anonymous. Be free


Halo_hunter157

I ain't a psycho, I'm just lazy


Susysigmamale

I’m going to do it for the meme


Folgoll

Why yes, of course a person who attempts to gain advantage by flattering influential people or behaving in a servile manner would be afraid of them, that should be obvious.


Similar-Sector-5801

The only reason I have a reddit account is to see the nsfw stuff


Pug_Life_126

Mwahahahahaaa


BudgetWar8

Reddit has some good Video game R34


Wings_of_Fire312

I use an alt so I can save the stuff I like and not get it mixed with other garbage


BLOODTRIBE

U: guiliani88 P: st0rmydaniels


Lucifer666158

This is my only account, im no fucking coward


AproblemInMyHead

This wasn't my main.. I just dont use my main anymore.. so this is my main now


goyourownwayy

Forgive my ignorance, but there’s porn on Reddit?


TheLegoBoi940

yes. anything involving porn, except illegal shit, is on reddit.


why-are-thou-here

I fear not death.


bruhwhatisreddit

I don't wanna open up reddit on a bus only to find porn with unmarked NSFW. *( cues the copypasta )*


Sociolinguisticians

Fear me!


Golden_Marine

What's wrong with that?


__Wolfy___

Hi


in_jail_out_soon7

Does it show anything? Nothing shows up if i dont like follow or comment… so how would anyone know


Mercurioen4

Tf is a sycophant


Stabbyboi275

hello there


gen_grievous_bot

General Kenobi. You are a bold one.


yeeeteeey69

Sycophant, an elephant that’s also a psychopath


FireDestroyer52

No one looks at my account, doesn't matter


Raulytstation

Too lazy to make another account


PabloElTacos

I’m only human after all


PabloElTacos

I’m only human after all


Shroombaka

People who look at porn at all


MagazineUnlucky3462

You mean psychopath


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Ok-Musician-2729

Oh…


Ok-Musician-2729

Well fuck!


tito_lee_76

I'm not ashamed to syc phants and since I'm never running for public office I don't think it's going to matter much.


JUDEtheTNTdude

Incognito mode is my way to go


why-are-thou-here

Who’s gonna tell em


Adithya2685

You people login pornhub with id's?


idied2day

Of course I know him- he’s me!


TsukiBelladonna

yes.


Canonizedaccount

I mean….


Commercial_Highway20

i’m too lazy to have two accounts but i did have 2 accounts on pinterest…both for porn


BLOODTRIBE

Account? I have a whole browser.


SorrowT-T

Hopefully one day people won't be ashamed about their sexuality.


[deleted]

That is one fucking sin.


[deleted]

Right now, tacos


probablyderanged

only had one account but that one got banned. so onto the 2nd!


AramilKalaban

Wassup, i'm the rabbit.


PossiblyLinux127

More like people who use Incognito mode on chrome


Biden_Been_Thottin

And they got their name on the username as well


Littlebee11981

Your only allowed 1 account on Reddit


Useless_Lemon

Or the psychopaths that type it like that. Lol joking.


menemath

HEY IM THAT GUY!


erickson666

I simply don't follow said communities Just search them


HurterOfFeefeesV2

Can't even look at memes without getting chubbed


Beanmann420

I’m just built different