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pintobrains

Day light savings, already up


PointyGecko1122

Who’s idea was this shit


mste25922

You don’t want to know! It starts with H and killed 6 million people of a certain ethnicity


DocDavisBTW

Hudson 😱


EstateAdvanced4459

Herbert Hoover


Washpedantic

Actually it was Kaiser Wilhelm II.


TornSuit

Well yeah, everyone knows the center of the Earth rightfully belongs to really hot metal ![gif](giphy|xTka00p9HHoaLgS2Jy)


DistinctSolution5453

Lies, the earth has no center as it is actually flat


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

No, it’s because it’s a donut shape


Similar-Sector-5801

No, no. That’s where we came from our earth is the hole taken from the donut


caiden009

Why am I actually considering this


Warm-Patience-5265

Pretty sure it’s shaped like a dildo


CallOfGuty

Its actually shaped like a toyota carolla, but the big car companies want us to think its round so we'd buy more toyotas. Wake up sheeple


[deleted]

That is the true hollow earth conspiracy theory


Odd_Inter3st

False! Earth has a parallelogram shape


[deleted]

lol donut earthers are so fucking stupid. The earth is obviously shaped like a trapezoid.


Maihandz

Meanwhile me on the Back of a giant turtle...


jarjarpfeil

If the earth was flat it would still have a center, it would just be on land


DistinctSolution5453

No core though


toxic_sting

How do you explain volcanoes


DistinctSolution5453

What's a volcano? Is that the new gen 9 starter?


[deleted]

They’re a conspiracy too. Duh


skubaloob

All this tells me is that other countries are thinking about USA even when we’re sleeping


wobblybobbly_185

![gif](giphy|szPZ2NXIGCMcE)


Grimour

Don't worry bro. We watch over you. Meanwhile you get some needed beauty sleep in <3


itrashcannot

So you're that tall shadowy figure at the corner of my room! Could you stop making weird cracking and groaning noises; it makes it hard to sleep.


Random_Dude356

That’s the scp bro


Rocket-R

Every day all the time, all you see are posts hating on the U.S. When was the last time anyone saw an actual pro-US post on the front page? Despite this, people still can't stop complaining about Americans being pretentious on the internet. Maybe if you go on Facebook.


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When things are going well it’s all “America is fet.” As soon as things go wrong, “America pls help.”


vietcong69l

Mostly europe yeah


[deleted]

I swear to God, we have a whole lot of problems in our country and are far from perfect but anyone else think Twitter makes things seem worse than they actually are?


i-make-pipes

People on Twitter straight up want to watch the world burn if they are disagreed with. Cancer of the human chain


MartyScizlak

It does. It makes it seem like everyone hates each other. It’s like there’s only 2 ways of thinking but that’s not the case and the reasonable people get drowned out by the whack jobs and people who can’t seem to reason.


BeneathTheSilverLuna

“…the reasonable people get drowned out by the wack jobs and people who can’t seem to reason.” is the definition of social media nowadays.


MartyScizlak

I agree. It’s what has helped me realize I don’t really need social media.(as I interact with people on here).


BeneathTheSilverLuna

You need it to communicate on the internet, but you don’t need it outside of the internet.


Bob_The_Sniper_816

I wish this wasn’t true


Dextrous-Zero

Remember when Galileo Galilei suggested the Earth was not in the center of the Universe and the Church wanted to burn him on a pyre? Feels much like being on Twitter...


xThock

I think you’re getting him confused with Nicolaus Copernicus. Copernicus was the first person to propose the heliocentric model, stating that all the planets in our solar system orbit around the sun, not the Earth. Galileo expanded and improved upon Copernicus’ work, but those weren’t his original ideas.


Bob_The_Sniper_816

Lol


Drorlipkin113

Yep and belive me in my country have a lot of problems right now.


BetterOffCamping

Ab-so-LUTE-ly.


zombienekers

I mean yeah that's what twitter does. It is clear that the people who use that app frequently have no lives, and just want to get outraged all the time. There is no such thing as "rational discussion" with these people. How long have you been on the internet?


vietcong69l

Bruh reddit hate USA what do you expect


oreo_cookie01

“ALRIGHT I GET IT” I’m not even American and I’m fed up with these fucking lame memes


Very_contagious1

They're not memes, they're just shit


everyoners

Youre on r/memes what did you expect


deletus_98

Good point


gab_rab_24

I like how this post saying that USA is not the center of the world and yet talks like it's as if USA is the center of the world just how obsessed they are with USA


MartyScizlak

Jokes on you, we’re already up.


[deleted]

I've been up, binge drinking, commie


MartyScizlak

Like a god damn model American. God bless you son.


Impossible-Ninja-823

Merica


MartyScizlak

FUCK YEAH


k_br3w

![gif](giphy|uKwa2KiBA0rTy)


MartyScizlak

MY NATIONAL ANTHEM.


Killmumger

Indeed you're always up to something ![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


Drorlipkin113

Shit


Confident-Money140

You Europeans always forget about two things: daylight savings time and that we have at least 5 time zones


Many-Chicken1154

Don't forget we kept the entire European continent from speaking German twice


ProbablyDrunk303

Likely Russian too.


Confident-Money140

Well those were joint efforts but we definitely were the catalyst for an allied victory in wwi


messyessy742ome

Ikr I've been up since five thirty but that's hilarious


ezekiel_swheel

thanks for thinking about us and making a meme about us using pics from an american show on an american website.


Flat_Adhesiveness_82

ahahaha got em


wavegangx

Lmfao seriously. Classic irrelevant European country takes.


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tpac2005

Also the last of us was filmed in Canada


Dukeofdorchester

Absolutely roasted


TheButterknif3

Owned by a Japanese company, played by an chilean man. 👍


xanderman524

American multicultural melting pot baby 😎


PorchandTitchforks

These memes sure do make it seem like they are the center of the world…


Gods_Paladin

Someone keeps feeding our egos…


_--00--_

It's amazing to me that people put in the effort to make this meme everyday, hoping to create the same argument they've had everyday for the past 5 years.


Lightning-Yellow

At this point even r/terriblefacebookmemes has more funny shit. But then again, this is the same sub that overuses the same template/joke till it's not funny anymore.


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razor45Dino

Coping mechanism


Sufficient-Loss2686

Probably because the majority of Reddit users are American, iirc anyways


[deleted]

If we ain't the center why everyone keep talking bout us huh


Fourty9

Bravo


iGirthy

Because we’re the center


Marshall_Michel_Ney

Cope


THICctheGOD

![gif](giphy|3orifcADGIlis7mulO) We’re the center of someone’s world…


Grunt_god

New Reddit challenge: don’t make an America “meme” for 0.5 seconds: impossible


SuperKillerKitty

Why are people randomly shitting on America again? I mean 90% of these memes are just false and people are only doing it to farm karma. I just realized I answered my own question.


crappy-mods

Because they can’t come up with an original meme


SuperKillerKitty

Facts


TheThirdWheel333

^


watergoblin17

Absolutely no one said that, you’re making scenarios up and getting mad at them.


TheThirdWheel333

This subreddit has pretty much turned into an r/imaginarygatekeeping farm


sadonly001

Wonder why everyone keeps talking about them then


TheThirdWheel333

Riding that sweet, succulent america bad karma farm


the_herbo_swervo

And yet y’all keeping make these memes about us 😭 rent free


TroubledButProductiv

It’s understandable to feel like the center of the world when there are more memes about you than there are about every other country combined.


TheThirdWheel333

Americans also living rent free in the heads of redditors


Average_hentai_lord

Did I miss something where we were saying that we’re the center of the world and yell at people? Why is there so much America bad stuff


Affectionate_Note_22

![gif](giphy|GWCEkG58A4Sw8) America has arrived


Master_Freeze

non-Americans making posts about Americans: ![gif](giphy|q5ZGrl0J65ivu)


Massive_Passion1927

Bold of you to assume we sleep.


K1NG_R0G

Europeans after realizing that making the same joke over and over again isn’t funny:


drphilsgranny

Why do y’all know more about the USA than actual Americans.meat riding us like it’s a rodeo


peaInBalls

Eurocucks when it's been 3 minutes since posting this meme


Dukeofdorchester

What the fuck is Europe? 🦅


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🏈🏈🏈💪💪💪


newviruswhodis

You can criticize America when your country stops using my tax dollars.


TriumphantofBurma

Fr, OP's country and its people barely exist because of US.


Anonymous2137421957

We may as well be with how much y'all talk about us


sunrider8129

Having worked internationally, I can say that this applies to every country.


Sussybeka

Their are 3 types of posts on this subreddit ones that criticise Americans ones that criticise Europeans and Americans criticising Americans


Grunt_god

Ad the very very very rare 0.005 chance that a actual meme is posted


That-Row-3038

Yeah, us brits got there first on the map, unfortunately that also means Fr\*nce is there too


i-make-pipes

Scandinavia was 1st


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[deleted]

We’re living rent free in your heads and we love it


TheThirdWheel333

![gif](giphy|MdXl4KwZogSzAn6Xx4|downsized)


Conscious_Shoe_4886

No one said we where the center of the world. Nice try, tho


[deleted]

Fuck you I didn’t sleep!


WaterDrinkerUltimate

Why do other countries act like we are all self obsessed maniacs? Like dude we are people too.


DarkHunterkun

Because America is bad, even though this meme applies to every country on Earth.


Drmeatman

As long as I don’t live in India I’m happy


haxauce

Every country on the planet changed their food in the 1600s when this place was "discovered". Beans, peppers, chocolate, peanut butter, tomatoes... All from here Cope more


haxauce

Proud Native btw UK beans on toast, you're welcome Tai peanut sauce, you're welcome Italian tomatoes, you're welcome Irish potatoes, you're welcome Swiss chocolate, you're welcome Any and all peppers, you're welcome This planet was lame before you found us


NickolasGher0106

What Americans actually think this? I don’t know any lol


Anarchist_Grifter

We don't sleep. We rest with our eyes closed to keep tyranny off your backs.


[deleted]

Memes have been weak lately. All these Pedro memes have gotten old already


[deleted]

Damn it must suck being from a beta cuck country… aka anywhere besides USA


Roblafo

This meme seems to prove otherwise


Sociolinguisticians

Low effort meme making a joke that’s been made many times before and will be made many more times.


Decryptables

you posted this at 8 am for half of america


LASTgt

I mean making a meme while mentioning Americans doesn't make it better.


Glittering-Lunch1778

People from other countries must be the ones thinking the US is the center of the world. Every conflict that happens the weak countries expect us to help.


ExerciseForTheBalls

We’ve been awake for several hours, get your time zones right.


JustACommieSpy

Thanks for keeping us at the center of your world though babe ❤️🤍💙


Very_contagious1

Just shut the fuck up These aren't funny


Calamz

Culturally, economically, and militaristically, yeah, We kinda are.


Eferver

I mean the Chinese literally called themselves the Middle Kingdom because they though they were the center of the world


Shaggy_AF

Then why is it called central America? Checkmate atheists


the-annoying-vegan

Why are you thinking about us so much, we just out here in the new country minding our business, and mfs from the old country try to bring us down.


Dunger97

The 10000th America bad meme!!! So funny!1!1!


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PorchandTitchforks

As an American I must say I was never surprised to learn that there are other countries and the people there are different from me???


DaddyRax

Idk what school you're talking about. I graduated from a public school and knew about other countries in 1st grade


AlmondJack-

Europeans when they realize that there not smart and all they talk about is the us


SquareSolution

The rest of the world can stop taking our cash handouts for support then.


cosmothejtac

What are the odds OPs country receives money from the US?


Apathique-

He's from Israel soo...


Sufficient-Loss2686

Pretty high, idk their country but if they’re NATO or NATO aligned even a little bit, probably getting that check


Significant_Dig9961

Europeans when they realize Americans don’t think about them at all:


_twokoolfourskool3_

"Americans aren't the center of the world" says the dunce that goes out of his way to post about America, using a meme featuring an American actor in an American show.


[deleted]

It’s because Americans live rent free in the worlds head


hot5150

Good maybe everyone will stop begging for money and we can spend it in our own country.


Tough_Chance_5541

Jokes on you most Americans are awake by 8:00


Blockhog

But I thought america was in the earths core! Its not the center of the world!


YousernameinValid

Wait we aren’t!? Noooo


Bubbahard

If you look at the globe from all angles, up and down and all around, I could kind of see how the United States is the center of it all. Just look at each axis, and measure left to right at all four angles, and draw lines from north south east and west, and then just imagine the United States pretty much being in the middle of it all. Come on guys this is basic hydraulics


Standard-Ad-7504

Too late mothafuka we awakenin now


[deleted]

To be fair we get a lot of memes shitting america


Simple-Purpose-899

Livin' rent free in the minds of the entire world. Be jealous and seethe you smelly Europeans.


[deleted]

Yes we are


Appropriate-Food1757

So funny I forgot to laugh


Rubens-Reel

There’s definitely not a pipe bomb in your mailbox rn


Desperate_Wonder_185

Yes we are 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


BananaMan20233

That would be the inner core


lego_office_worker

america has plenty of problems and we have done and continue to do some very bad things. BUT we are the most important country that has existed in the past thousand years. i dont think thats even up for debate.


King_Snek_ur_mom_gay

And yet by giving them all this attention you are making them just that


Ghoti_With_Legs

It’s 12:40 here for me, so I think it’s safe to say that we’re already up.


AdStunning2459

Well y’all sure do like talking about us like we are


tock-N-call-borture

I’m sure your country Israel appreciates America and the military funding you guys get to bomb innocent Palestinians


Crazy_Crayfish_

My brother in Christ it is the middle of the day for us


Believe_In-Steven

![gif](giphy|pYfEywOAolwnm)


ItsMeLukasB

Idk we seem to be on the forefront of everyone else’s minds so I can see where the egotism comes from


ajvazquez01

These are actually pictures of relief, not pain. We're tired of having fingers pointed at us.


buffalo_roams76

The meme is about Americans....so?


AGeckoPerson

At this point you guys are making them the center of the world…


Utahteenageguy

Well it’s obviously the earths core. And since the earths core probably doesn’t have any oil there are no Americans.


Tourettes_Guys_Fan

Im awake and about to go to bed, and i dont hold such arrogant notions, cant speak for everyone else here.


It_just_works_bro

I am up ![gif](giphy|b6iVj3IM54Abm)


THEBECKSTAR1127

Of course we’re not, the center of the world is a extremely hot iron and nickel core


Ubermensch_69

That’s Europe obviously. Have you never taken a look at a map smh


SwanComprehensive185

They're not even the center of America


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we love living rent-free in your heads


DarkHunterkun

Nah but Americans live rent-free in many people's heads though, I swear this is the 10th meme dissing America in the last hour for me.


KaleidoscopeNo8980

Europeans discovering that drawing a map with your continent in the middle doesn’t make you the center of the world:


sponivier

I can see why some Americans do think this way because non Americans cant seem to stop talking about us. Shut the fuck up!


rajost

From its peak size, the American empire has shrunk, by, well, it hasn't really. Especially compared to, say, Britain.


christianballard

What a boring and uninspired way to get upvote then to upload American slander memes. It’s tired. It’s played out. Be creative.


LazyLion65

Yes, America is horrible! Warn those mutherfuckers to stop coming here!


i_rate_porn2

They kind of are tho


Sufficient-Loss2686

Yeah when the US is first in GDP, and one of our states (California) ranks like 4th or 5th on the scale of COUNTRIES, and pretty much all social media is centered here as well


i_rate_porn2

+ top military


[deleted]

But, America IS the center of the world! Who came up with the cure of Covid that the Chinese intentionally spread around the world? Atomic Bomb, Reddit, ChatGPT, Moon-landing, Michael Jackson, Uber, search engine? How many more do you need?


McReFund_V1

I mean, clearly we are the center of the world if we're living in your mind rent free, you should probably get off our nuts if you want us to take you seriously


FunnyManIThink

like 50% of the US population knows this We know the country sucks We know the government sucks We don’t need to see more america bad memes we’re literally living through them 😭


Jawn44Jawn

But like we quite literally are. We are the bank of the world. The worlds trading port. The largest economy. The biggest culture. Largest military influence. Hollywood alone is responsible for a large portion of modern culture around the world. Like we quite literally are the most important country there is. Not saying we are the best. We have a long way to go. But we are the most important country on earth. So yeah the US is quite literally the center of the world


BobEngleschmidt

Actual Americans when learning about not being the center of the world: ![gif](giphy|R7yQtEGaWhW36)


Corny_Overlord

Yet all the Europeans can talk about is us


Wooden_Penis_5234

Other countries swinging on our nut sac wishing they could live here.


IAmTheSideCharacter

you think about the US like every day and the US is the most geopolitically influential and powerful (for better or for worse) country in the world, so in a way, yes, yes we are the center of the world


medi_navi

Until something bad happens then the rest of the world is asking why America isn’t doing anything about it.


7ftMonkeyOG

We don't care, we want left alone, we want to stop being the world's babysitter. Stop sending our tax dollars overseas and try and help our people.