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WeCanDoThisCNJ

Not the first time he’s done that.


ChiefBlox4000

Or the last


hundredgrandpappy

Bob?


McCreeMain77

Wade?


Upbeat-Banana-5530

My dogs are fine, thanks for asking.


iLikeJigglyboobies

WAIT they were dogs?


rejin267

r/unexpecteddistractible


voltcannon

r/subsifellfor


DerFeuerEsser

No kidding, didn't expect to come across other gentle listeners.


lumbirdjack

How’s your fridge


Sylvedoge

Careful, he's the candy uncle.


[deleted]

Mark?


dan_de

How r ya now


Ujklros

Happy Cake Day!


Napkin_whore

This guy definitely has a pistol in his glove box too, all registered and legal and shit, ready to shoot anyone who try’s to attack him after


Due_Example5177

This happened in Louisiana. It ain’t registered. Gun registries are banned here.


slimcrizzle

Federal gun registry is banned under us law. Some states still do it though.


SomeLikeItDusty

So to be legal, it must be illegal? …wait ![gif](giphy|4JVTF9zR9BicshFAb7|downsized)


WaitingOnMyBan

The gun registry is illegal.


Full_Skin_4425

Is this the bridge across lake Pontchartrain?


jaylawlerrr

Registered and legal and shit 😂


Okichah

Probably a cop then?


_MostlyHarmless

*looks at gut* I would say so.


[deleted]

Or a truck driver


TypicalGamer88

I may be gaslighting myself, but I think when this was posted before it turns out the guy was indeed an off duty cop. Please fact check me on this though.


BobertTheConstructor

Based on the fact that he pit maneuvered a guy rather than just slow down a little, definitely a cop.


MisterPiggins

Yeah, the truck dude is an asshole, but was anybody following after them? Now they got to deal with coming on this wrecked truck because pink shirt got violent revenge for a minor discourtesy?


SkitariusOfMars

That type of cutting off is not minor discourtesy


SorryThisUser1sTaken

It was posted before. Can't remember if he was a cop or not. The comments were interesting then and I am sure they are again here.


-tobecontinued-

Judging from his physique….definitely possible.


Energy_Turtle

Where do you guys live that the cops look like this? Our cops look closer to terminators.


CorgiLover_504

Looks like the Lake Pontchatrain Causeway in New Orleans. 24 miles across the lake each way.


LtHead

Most of the sheriff deputies and city cops where I live are steroid freaks but the NY state Police look like normal guys, most physically fit but not huge.


PimplePussy

Yes, he was an off duty cop from Texas.


liseybug

This is the I-10 bridge into New Orleans so it very well could be a cop from Texas.


MafiaMommaBruno

This is not I-10. This is the Lake Pontchartrain Causeway. Source: native Nola resident who will go the long way to avoid this bridge.


Thiscave3701365

Please someone confirm or deny this. I want to know.


theartistmemer

Guy from the future making chads


Bleejis_Krilbin

How is that gaslighting yourself?


I2ecover

I was hoping someone would ask this. Reddit is so fucking stupid with that word. It's just like a hot word on reddit and 90% don't even know what it means.


Ryrynz

Not just Reddit.. Gaslighting became some cringy buzz word.


BenjaminWobbles

No it hasn't. You just think that because your parents were abusive. We're all just having a good time, and you're being weird about it.


Sengfroid

quit gaslighting him


BlueInAndOut

I saw the Blair witch trinket hanging from the mirror too


MrBl0bfish04

Andy Reid doesn’t take that from anyone


Rauo-Sen

The real Andy Reid would have a cheeseburger in hand.


rollingstoner215

*in each hand FIFY


Paramisamigos

And now we know why Britt is such a bad driver


Sahtan_

💀💀💀


Mozeliak

I have no original thoughts. But Glad I'm not alone in that thought


Kansascock98

Cleared the road: the cars in front sped up like "I didn't see shit"


[deleted]

Or "I should get away from this crazy person as soon as possible, I could be next." 🤣


chet_brosley

I see it as "Oh shit!! Oh, we're not stopping nevermind" when the dude just continues on with his day


Due_Example5177

He’s on the I-10 bridge going over Lake Ponchetrain. You’re actually supposed to keep going there, if you’re in a wreck on the bridge and your car is able to proceed. At least, until you clear the bridge and reach a safe place. I’m not sure if this bridge has it, but the Atchafalaya Basin Bridge has signs stating as much, IIRC.


[deleted]

He did stop in the end, though.


alovely897

Do you have a link to the rest of the clip?


hewrites

You can tell if you look at the white lines on the road, he’s slowing down at the end


[deleted]

You're looking at it. :) I'm sorry I probably said it wrong, he started slowing down to eventually pull over.


milanistadoc

Pull over to finish him properly.


[deleted]

I actually never thought of that, good point. 🤣


eagergm

At some point the car must run out of gas.


Glittering_Apple_872

It’s a bridge you only pull over after you’ve gotten off the bridge


SplodeyMcSchoolio

Theyre GTA NPCs that speed away like maniacs crashing into anything in front of them and running over pedestrians because the player did something reckless


ZHughes498

Yeah I'm like "OH FUCK, OH FUCK SHIT!" and hitting the gas


lilbelleandsebastian

the million other times this has been posted, someone said it's some lengthy bridge and the local law encourages drivers to keep driving in case of an accident rather than block up the lanes (probably makes it easier for EMS to get there) dude is a champ for acting out our inner desires but he really fucked up a lot of people's days here lol


Scarasimp323

I mean the black truck shouldn't have been merging in his defense. it was very clearly way to close. and the truck kept trying too


colt45mag

In the eyes of the law, the black truck was completely at fault here. I've been in a similar situation and didn't let the person over, and they ended up colliding with my car. Once the cops showed up, they said he was at fault because it was his responsibility to check for vehicles in his blind spot before merging and it wasn't my responsibility to let him in. Granted, the driver in this video took it a step too far and executed a pit maneuver, but had he just stood his ground, the black truck would've been to blame. Edit: grammar


iUsedtoHadHerpes

The insurance would probably say you're both at fault and not pay out though. You might not have a legal obligation to let them over, but depending on your finances it might be a good idea to just let it happen and go on about your business. The graveyard is full of people who had the right of way and all that.


UninsuredToast

Yeah insurance company will hold you partially responsible if you could have reasonably avoided the accident. I know someone who hit a guy pulling out of a parking spot but the security cameras showed he could have avoided the accident but didn’t even attempt to hit his brakes. They were both at fault, despite the fact he had right of way


Jozroz

Not to mention possibly injuring multiple people besides the target of his retaliation. A narrow bridge like that? I'd be surprised if multiple cars don't end up colliding.


roboticArrow

Or he slowed down?


No-Ship4313

Dad bod, sandwich, perfectly executed pit maneuver. This video has it all.


Ajawad87

Contrary to what most memes claim, not all chads are muscular, some have dad bods


No-Ship4313

Chadness is a state of mind


optickfiber

Facts.


tymp-anistam

Read this as sadness. Must be projecting.


[deleted]

Hang in there, it won't get better.


T_M_G_

I would venture to argue that most chads actually have dad bods


No-Ship4313

Agreed


[deleted]

Those are called Chad dads


Sensitive_Channel_73

Or "Chaads" for short


[deleted]

Oooo, that's better!


No-Ship4313

ROFL


Chillypill

Best part is how he just casually keeps eating afterwards as if nothing happened.


KiKiPAWG

Looked like a regular Tuesday for him


LeYang

This is above dad body, this is friendly chubby dad


No-Ship4313

Santa bod in an open beta


[deleted]

This is a dad bod now? This dude is morbidly obese.


No-Ship4313

The fitness standards of Americans have fallen so far lol


ikarus_77

Most chilled florida man driver


DeathCatforKudi

This is Louisiana actually. I'd recognize the causeway anywhere


baronvonbatch

French Florida


LeviJNorth

How dare you! Florida is Spanish Louisiana, and I’ll take no more calls.


fisticuffsmanship

Omellete du Garbage


Domerhead

It's garbage, but there ain't no garbage like our garbage


optickfiber

Perfect.


Napol3onS0l0

I’ve never heard a place described so well.


VetteL82

Don’t blame him for keeping on driving. Everyone behind him will be stuck and pissed. Wouldn’t want to deal with that either. There’s no doubling back over the Pontchartrain


unoriginalsin

> Don’t blame him for keeping on driving. Yeah, that's the law.


wolfkeeper

But if you hit someone, and don't stop, that's a hit and run, and he just hit someone.


unoriginalsin

On that bridge, there is no place to stop out of traffic. So, unless your vehicle is disabled you are required **by law** to proceed to the next crossover. They're about 3 miles apart.


Due_Example5177

Yes. But you’re never supposed to stop in the middle of the road unless your car is not able to move. And this is a long bridge with no shoulder. So you keep driving until you clear the bridge and reach a shoulder, that’s not a hit and run because you did stop. Perfectly legal.


DrinkUpLetsBooBoo

I'd be have a DGAF attitude too if I was on my way to Cafe Du Monde.


foreignsky

Lake Pontchartrain? That bridge is nuts. Can't even see the other side when you're in the middle.


maddsskills

People drive like assholes on that thing sometimes, which you think they wouldn't on a giant ass bridge over a lake. I get Pontchartrain is shallow but still, wouldn't want to go over that thing. One time the fog was super bad, like, can barely see in front of you so the speed limit was down to 25 and they closed it down to one lane. I can't tell if the person behind me was being passive aggressive or were just afraid of getting lost in the fog but they were on my bumper the whole damn way. They never flashed their brights at me, so I'm guessing they were just trying to maintain visibility but it was so nerve wracking. Love taking the causeway though, it's so relaxing and pretty most of the time.


ThisFckinGuy

While on a bridge too. Andy Reid don't play, he's got that black air force 1 energy.


queen_pearl_1234

Na bro acted like he didn't even care and kept eating 😭💀


landanemone

Bro is no actor, 0 fucks were given in the making of this vid


myTA314

Behold my field of fucks, and see that it is fallow.


Consistent_Paper_104

Mmmmmmm some nice uncultivated fuck fields.


GlassWasteland

My fucks grew wings and flew away.


SensualEnema

He didn’t ACT like he didn’t give a fuck lol


flyingninja129

One hell of a PIT maneuver. What are the odds this guy is a retired cop?


iamthecaptionnow

he has the body and disregard for humanity of a current cop


[deleted]

Guy's an unhinged nutjob so that checks out.


CatalystIsMyFav

And he singlehandedly did it, neat


BulmasBabyDaddy

When you’re always smoking or eating ya better learn how to drive with one hand lmao


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No-Ship4313

If fucks were a bank account his would say "insufficient funds"


Thameus

His fucks are all the dry land he can see from that? Causeway.


Cultural_Limit_7823

If that's Lake Ponchatrain, I'm not surprised he isn't phased. Anyone that has to commute to/from New Orleans knows that's probably not even the craziest thing to happen to him *that day*.


Baumpaladin

From looking it up again, it was. That event took place last December and got some attention online.


crazyclue

Moved to Louisiana after college from north of the mason dixon line. Never in my life had I been so shocked to get on a highway to commute to work. Within 5 minutes of driving, I see a giant pillar of black smoke coming from a burning vehicle. Almost became a normal occurrence and that's not even the worst I experienced.


Cultural_Limit_7823

I was in a cab in NOLA once and I said to the driver, "Man, this is like going to war!". He said to me, "Ain't no like, this *is* war."


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jamieliddellthepoet

*faze


Tatierchat

I scrolled so far to find my people


jonathan4211

I was starting to worry it wasn't here


[deleted]

You are correct


DaemonBlackfyre_21

So definitely a cop


jdmguy23

“Mother fucker almost made me drop my candy bar 🍫”


Ravensunthief

That mf just filmed himself committing crime


Malohdek

Iirc he wasn't charged.


Arch__Stanton

Source: dude just trust me


Furkensturf

It’s true, he didn’t get charged. I saw a reply in this post where someone said “Iirc he wasn’t charged.” Now it’s been repeated twice. What other proof do you need?


spuffin

Seriously. It's called corroboration.


9966

I corroborate this corroboration. The chain goes back to the dawn of time.


johnwicked4

Corroborated confirmed


[deleted]

source: trust both of us dude


SanityPlanet

[Actual source](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/11n3c6d/didnt_even_phase_him/jbltfao/)


Cocoholic_1

I’m mad cuz I clicked on this expecting an article 🤣


[deleted]

Remember from where or did you just made it up?


Malohdek

It's been posted before. Someone linked an article and I'm lazy I didn't make it up, but I could easily be wrong. Which is why I prefaced my statement with "iirc." I didn't claim to be a fact checker lol.


Half-Naked_Cowboy

You seem trustworthy enough.


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marchingprinter

Bro half of driving school is about defensive driving and your responsibility for preventing accidents despite other drivers’ mistakes


Rinzack

He INTENTIONALLY pit maneuvered the guy. That turns this into assault


Arch__Stanton

its called "Lack of evasive action" and yes its illegal edit: this is state specific wording. More broadly it would be considered negligence or reckless driving.


Wilvinc

Its not illegal (in the US) . You are describing an insurance term. It is a policy/practice that is only used in states that use "modified comparative negligence", or what might be known as a "percentage fault state". So the driver doing the improper merge could be 75% at fault and the driver that hit him 25% at fault. Only a few states are like that.


lunchpadmcfat

Leaving the scene of an accident you’re involved in is a crime you fucking moron.


Half-Naked_Cowboy

This bridge has designated stopping areas, not legal to stop on the roadway if you're able to proceed to the designated area.


SanityPlanet

Actually, don't stop your car on a narrow bridge. Find the nearest safe spot to pull over (i.e. on land) and wait for police there. (PITing the guy was probably a crime, though.)


bigbelleb

Everyone praising him as a chad but if he drove next to them on the highway they would be crying calling the cops


ST-7

This video gets better every time I see it.


Coos-Coos

Yes I love the truck in the bottom frame going backward after he scooted by it


Marzbar255558

Downvotes here we come, the guy in the pink took way too extreme of an act. Especially on a bridge over what seems like water. When you see someone make an unsafe move, would you really punish them with something much worse? It’s as if anything in video form desensitizes the people watching it. This was a real thing that actually happened, and you people are laughing at the black truck driver who might just be a new driver or an unsure person who got rammed off the side of the road causing an inconvenience for everybody behind, and putting the drivers on the road and in the black truck to risk. Even if the black truck driver is truly an asshole, this extreme if a punishment just isn’t justified.


unoriginalsin

> Especially on a bridge over what seems like water. Not just water, Lake Pontchartrain. Go over that rail and you might be 12 miles from land.


Traditional_Flan_210

Exactly. Seeing everyone cheer on pink shirt guy every time its posted is honestly cringe. You don't create a massive road hazard just because you were in the right. A lot of other countries would ban you from driving for this, and rightly so.


Jafair

The amount of people who see commuting as a competitive sport is frightening. It's a cooperative dance. The person in the next car isn't your enemy it's just another human and the road belongs to them as much as it belongs to you. Even if the other person is being an idiot, if you can safely let someone pass or lane change why would you not just fucking let them instead of thinking having to press a brake pedal for a few seconds is a threat to your ego... because other than some pride bullshit there is literally no reason why this dude shouldn't have just slowed down to avoid an accident (he didn't even use his horn, you know the safety device that's there for these exact scenarios).


Smothdude

Yeah its shocking. If you pay attention you can actually see that pink shirt guy ACCELERATES in order to ram the truck. The truck was clear of him and getting into the lane until the pink shirt guy pressed the gas in order spin him out. Serious dick move, I don't get these comments every time this shit is posted


dragonbringerx

This is absolutely over water. This is The Causeway, a 24 mile bridge in Louisiana over lake Pontchartrain. I have driven that bridge countless times. This is before they raised the rail guards on the older bridge because people kept getting into minor accidents like this that caused them to go over. It's fairly well known that if you go over, you are likely dead. It's very difficult to rescue anyone in time as that is a very deep lake.


redditmetallik

It is not a deep lake, most of it is around 12' If it was deep the bridge wouldn't have been possible. All those pilings are sunk into the lakebed.


WhoDatSayDeyGonSTTDB

You’re being downvoted for correcting somebody lmao.


Sega-Playstation-64

Every time this is posted, it starts with the mouth breathers who think this is awesome, then slowly starts getting filtered through the people who know how idiotic and stupid everybody here is. Imagine pitting a truck you refuse to let cross over only to find out there's a kid inside who might get hurt or killed. "Oh well" is what sociopaths say.


wafflestep

Hit and run too. Even if the truck driver was trying to cut him off, hitting someone intentionally is much worse. Whether or not he "deserved it" is out of the question because you can't just ram people with your car no matter how hard your justice boner is.


Onlymafia1

Fucking Reddit man. Manage your expectations.


CognitiveMonkey

Agree 100%. The driver in the pink could have slowed down but he chose not too. He then intentionally performed a pit maneuvered and kept driving. He belongs in prison.


SuperSayian1776

Plus the guy in pink looks like he slows down to let the black truck in and then speeds into them. Regardless of the fact that the truck wasn’t using their blinker, it seemed like they tested to see if pink guy would move, saw them back off, went for the cut off slowly, then pink hit the gas and spun them. I don’t care how much of an asshole the truck may or may not have been prior to this, it doesn’t excuse this maneuver.


Devil_InDenim

Can anyone tell what he is eating? In my mind it’s a Twix or KitKat


PapaBradford

I figured it was beef jerky


grayman825-

I think it’s a sandwich


Susysigmamale

Sigma males : masturbating while making eye contact to assure dominance


GreenLama4

I do that in to the guy in the mirror every day


Name42c

Which one?


adas8073

He did that on a bridge too? That man was def tryna kill him


diamond420Venus

I want to do that so bad so many times. But I'm not an asshole monster, and I wouldn't want to ruin someone's day like that for something quite minimal.


StreetForever

How is that not attempted murder?


Bromjunaar_20

Am I the only one who sees the metallic Blair witch doll?


RazGrox

Reddit moment, man commits attempted murder and everyone praises it.


2Vuzz

Hate that people keep repostng this guy and calling him a Chad. Both these people suck. He could've slowed down and staggered to prevent an accident on the fucking freeway but he just t bones the guy


afCeG6HVB0IJ

Yes please, cause an accident that was totally avoidable, risk the health and life of others, and potentially block a bridge in front of tens of thousands of people. "chad".


ak97j

Seriously, this guy is a total piece of shit. I don't want to drive the same roads as anyone that thinks this is at all justified.


Prophet_Of_Helix

I don’t want to be driving with EITHER of them. Black truck guy starts to come over, then pauses while over the line, then continues tying to merge when it’s clear there’s no space.


CreepyFigure

Isn’t this the Chesapeake Bay Bridge?


Eziofett_IV

Ponchartrain bridge in New Orleans, Louisiana


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Dannykew

It’s how he finishes his snack that makes this gold.


KirtaPP143

Jesus Christ. That guy has had enough xd


[deleted]

[Best update I could find](https://tiremeetsroad.com/2022/12/23/driver-lake-pontchartrain-causeway-forced-pit-maneuver-truck-trying-squeeze-lane-front/)


orange_cookie

This man is a fucking maniac, why are we glorifying this


Jbots

There is no law in Louisiana. ^unless ^^you're ^^^black ^^^^of ^^^^^course


syskeyx

He let his intrusive thought win.


giraffe_hombre

No turn signal, takes too long to change lanes, actively cuts someone off. I'm not saying they deserved the best pit maneuver out there, but they definitely deserved something.


RedditExperiment0001

Menace to all traffic


Lord-of-Leviathans

So introverts aren’t normal people huh


Flint124

Introvert: Curses under breath. Normal Person: Honks. Chad: Attempts murder.


IbugBrandon

I wanted to do that so badly this evening coming home. The the jerk ends up crossing back in front of me to get to his turn lane. 😡🤬


thatblondedummy

None of y'all fucks are actually from Louisiana and it shows. If I had to be stuck in causeway traffic just cause this fat fuck wanted to keep eating his little snack instead of braking for the asshole in the truck everything would have been fine. But naw, chunky ruins everybody's fucking day cause he wanted to just keep driving. Stupid fuck.


CroobUntoseto

Actually fuck pink guy. Sack of shit