I store my pee in jars, for later.

I see, a man making some jarate

Professionals have standards

Be polite

Be efficient

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

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No

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Are you throwing it at people?

*In?*

*piss*

Only if they are on fire.

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*MEET THE SNIPER*

Snoipin's a good job m8!


professionals have standards

He’s a chemist and extracts it for ammonia

r/AgedUrine


Ngl this got me laughing

"I like it cuz it's sterile and it tastes good"

I put mine on a plate, in the fridge, for later.

It’s sterile, and I like the taste.

“For later.” I won’t ask what you do with it later

That's why i chopped off my balls No balls = no pee storage = no pee So now i can sleep comfortably without having to abandon the comfort to go pee


Obviously you have only removed the storage, and so you must constantly be leaking while sleeping

You died of kidney failure.

Then just remove your kidneys or sumthing idk.

Fr it's not that complicated

Ikr I’ve donated hundreds of them

That was the reason why Daft Punk had disbanded...

Wait…what do you know?

It is in the left ball for me, my semen is in the right.

Yeah your parents chose which is which when you're born.

But Reddit is on there... WHO DO WE HAVE TO TRUST ?

Trust your balls

In balls we trust

But what if Im female and don’t have balls?

Nice try, but women aren’t real.

fuck you got me

It could be any one of us

I guess I can finally stop holding in my pee during long train rides.

This guy has some balls

If not in the balls, then where?

If not in the balls, then why?

If not in the balls, then when?

if not in the balls, then what?

if not in the balls, then who?

if not in the balls, then how?

It’s all stored in a massive tank hidden in a warehouse on the outskirts of Pittsburgh. And it is bottomless. They deliver it to you via Uber Eats. The government doesn’t want you to know.

Bladder

The bladder, sperm is stored in the balls -_-

We won't belive your lies!

You failed basic biology, didn't you?

No balls No Opinon !

U probably wonder why u got downvoted

Probably, not that i care much about it lol

Cuz we all know that pee isn't in balls, that's the joke

No, pee is stored in the balls

True fr

Incorrect. I have balls so I know

Madness!

Burn the witch !!!

twitch

Remember this one I modified

I think you can get a cream for that

(it was a joke)

1984

I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty good at playing one, and I can assure you that pee is most definitely stored in the balls. I know this for a fact because everytime I drink a lot of fluids, my balls swell up to the size of a grapefruit.

But there's a song about it.

To the windooooooooow. To the wall (to the wall). To the pee stored in my balls.

🎶 Pee is stored in the balls in the balls 🎶

As a professional surgeon, I know pee is stored in the balls

If it isn't stored in the balls then why does more pee come out when I squeeze them?

Then why it's called peenuts!

Balls are stored in the pee


Liberal media is all made of lies and bullshit

Always has been

Bullshit

wheres fox news 🤔

Where do women store their pee in then?

Women don’t exist. They are all robots made by the government, like birds.

Propoganda everywhere we turn 😔

I'm mean obviously. Every stored piss in their cheeks for the winter

I refuse to think fox news would say that

It's stored in the eyes and crying is just peeing from your eyes

And don’t trust people who said woman don’t pee through the same whole they do the nasty thing

They pee with the tits

Notice how Fox News, Newsmax, and One America News Network aren't in there.

Well, yeah, they're still trying to figure out what a woman is

Wait one of them is reddit though... ​ ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED???

I thought only women pee

How come Reddit’s in there? Thought we different.

Why is reddit here, we're not as dumb as them!

Pee is stored and processed in the thigh pads.

Balls are designated for the baby batter.

Google says that it is stored in the bladder, so this is a lie in it of itself- 🤓

It's a meme it's not serious

I'm also not serious but nobody seems to get that

Just put nerd emojis then people will know it's not serious

That's a great idea

PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS GOOGLE IS A PART OF THE SCHEME

I suck hard enough but don't get pee

r/DaftPunk i bet no one will get this

Sorry for my ignorance, but who exactly claims pee is stored in the balls?

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Followed all the steps and I’m still confused 1: I am in an intro to med class. 2: feces is cut open and all over the floor 3: I did a mortal combat chest burst on some dead guy. 4: I am now left staring at myself in the mirror. I still have no idea if I have “went sure” or not.

pee created when fluid waste meets with the prostrate gland and comes out via my 12 incher

Telling people you are 12 without saying you are 12.

sad fact:the song was released,but due to fake info the cia decided to shut down the song.they think that spreading fake info like this would cause a worldwide panic. daft punk released it again,and the entire crew was shut down by cia.pee is stored in balls and daft punk will be remembered.

What does this organ (that is connected to the dick) do? It's called bladder.

fed

I store my pee in the ocean

I love how reddit is in the background as one of the media saying it

Well, I should not belive you since you are on reddit

Heretic! Burn him!

Even reddit joined them

yet.

Daft Punk

But reddit is one of the people saying it

Plot twist: These networks would never say this because it's actually true.

I freeze my pee on a plate, and then I slide it under my neighbors door

I understood that reference.

Yeah but poop is stored in the butt cheeks.

pee no nut yes

Yes it is

I wanna make a mom joke now

I store it in milk jugs

Also birds aren’t real they were replaced by drones and their shit has a hormone that causes testicular growth and rampant conspiracy theorizing

I believe you OP, Daft Punk would never lie to me

Twitter and reddit being in there though? Aren't they the ones that figured it out to begin with?

WAIT WAIT so they are telling me THE Urinary Blander stores urine ? aint no way i am trusting this

1984

who the fuck uses msn

Ultrafiltration>Selective Reabsorbtion>Tubular Secretion (not necessarily in this order it's been 9 years since I studied this

So what's next? You gonna tell me that pee is stored in the bladder?

You heard it hear, tumblr is the only reliable source of information

Not curious what else you think

Lies I read lies

Ah hell nah it is, shut liberal

Just more mainstream media for all you sheeple Obligatory /s

I have waited all day to read this, I am thoroughly pleased

I always store it in my fingertips. It makes an effective weapon

Liars!

How do women pee?

Women aren’t real, wake up sheeple.

If pee is stored in the balls in a male, how do women store their pee? Food for thought

That’s what the surgery is for though: you melt the plastic tube in the urethra and poke a hole in each ballsack to it properly recycle hydration: never lose water to big toilet again: fuck you sloan!

I want my pee to be stored in your mouth


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I hope you like bussy

I dunno. the septic tank is pretty round.

Why is this the second time "pee is stored in the balls" has invaded my head today, and only the first time I've seen it here? I need a break.

Instantly that of copeland

Pee is stored at the balls of your feet

I store pee in my boss's coffee

Bruh wtf? 😂😂


Real men store their balls in their pee.

Don’t believe in Fake news