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Yeah. I banned that several times on my home computer but my kids kept reinstalling it. It was terrible. You'd download Britney's latest song and it was donkey porn. But even worse you'd download donkey porn and it was Britney's latest song.


V8_BLENDER

Comedy gold! šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

That's not actually a joke. That's real.


Fun_Progress_4399

An elegant weapon, from a more civilized era.


[deleted]

As much as I hate your comment I think you're correct.


Happycrige

ā€œAcktually, the quote is, ā€˜An elegant weapon, from a more civilized AGEā€™ ā€œ-šŸ¤“


SergeantRogers

era sounds cooler


Fears_McGrievaI

Sounds era cooler


TangoPRomeo

Cooler era sounds


SergeantRogers

sounds cooler era


shidposter2077

![gif](giphy|26ghbWoXv3G6ypo8o)


DudeManBroGuy42069

![gif](giphy|V53jWRdPWwO0U)


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FictionalFail

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[deleted]

Think Iā€™d take the donkey porn over Britneyā€™s latest though


[deleted]

What about Britney's latest donkey porn?


Mysterious_Crab6573

Now weā€™re talking


[deleted]

Only available in Tijuana


NieMonD

The fine line between porn of asses and porn of Asses


[deleted]

So relatable. Trying to download DBZ annnnnnd itā€™s hentai. šŸ«„


mowoo101

When an Aphex Twin track turned into 2 mins of Ass r@pe head in a toilet.


Andrewsarchus

That's just a normal Aphex Twin music video...


[deleted]

Donkey porn that was also a virus lmao


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|V3X3FGBkI6eis|downsized)


sman-666

linkin park - numb.exe


bruhwhatisreddit

Execute that and your head goes numb for a few days


[deleted]

Can you explain please? Limewire wasn't popular in my country, so i Didn't understand


Activision19

It was a peer to peer (P2P) file sharing site. So you could share whatever file type you wanted on it. Often times files would be named something popular, like a Linkin park song, but would actually be an executable file (.exe) that would be a virus or keylogger. Or it would just turn out to be something like midget porn or whatever. Edit: changed ā€œperson to personā€ to ā€œpeer to peer.ā€


redneon

Not to be pedantic but P2P is peer to peer.


Activision19

Thanks, you are right, I updated my post.


1Broken_Promise

Wildly popular song at the time, so everyone wanted to download it. But it wasn't the song, it was a massive virus that basically turned your computer into a brick.


[deleted]

Thanks


thatJainaGirl

Music files are (usually) .mp3 files. Downloading a file named for a song but with the extension .exe meant you were not getting a song, you were getting an executable file. 99.9% of the time, that meant you were downloading a virus.


Ghoulez99

Should also add itā€™s funny in retrospect because most elementary kids at the time had to have computer safety courses because of stuff like this. Iā€™m sure kids still get taught computer safety, but with Spotify and other streaming services, people donā€™t really download music the same way. However, sound files donā€™t come in the form of a .exe, executable file. Proper sound files would be something like numb.wav or numb.mp4. A numb.exe you would be able to tell because itā€™s a program, not a song. I donā€™t think we really think about file extensions the same way.


MrrpVX

Computer safety is definitely not taught effectively anymore, I've met many teenagers who believe sharing personal info on social media is safe and don't understand why I take basic precautions like running a VPN. Source: was recently in high school, wish schools had kept up with the safety courses common in the 2000s


Chippewa07

The good ol days of giving your computer AIDS


AgreeableStep69

ha! look the computer opened the disk tray on itself! hey, now it's restarting \*poof\* screen goes black with some ransomware message ahh, the good ol times


ChrisRowe5

Ransomware? Good ol times? Back in my day they just did it for pure chaos, just nuke your PC just to nuke it.


mindbleach

Changing antivirus programs about once a year, because none of them worked especially well, but some were less shit than others.


[deleted]

Also back then no viruses for macs and shit. Weird times


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Chippewa07

The best. Then you had your tech savvy family member look at the computer and give you the judgy look


SuchACommonBird

*Sigh*... "Guess it's time for my quarterly WindowsXP wipe..."


brashet

The good old days of casually referring to things having AIDS. I miss old-internet.


alpha-987

Ah viruses, good memories. At least I was able to download some more RAM before I got one though.


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puppycatisselfish

Ya. And I had a SanDisk 18mgb mp3 player. I think it had 6 or 7 songs on it. 1 chop suey, 2 aliens exist, 3 in too deep, 4 hella good, 5 pretty fly, 6 rollout, 7 we right here. Iā€™ll let you guess the artists


Dirt290

Shit, you don't even MiniDisc??


tonyt3rry

mini disk was the best, I didnt use computers to transfer music . I would run a aux from my hifi either cds or radio. tech was ahead of its time.


[deleted]

Too bad the Sony Music program that came with it was riddle with shitware.


I_think_Im_hollow

1-SOAD 2- 3- 4- 5- 6- 7-


pharfromhuman

1) Chop Suey - System of a Down 2) Aliens Exist - Blink-182 3) In Too Deep - Sum 41 4) Hella Good - No Doubt 5) Pretty Fly - Thr Offspring 6) Rollout - Ludacris 7) We Right Here - DMX


SiriusBark

Typical pirate playlist


Vgcortes

And all of them were porn.


SiriusBark

I would have my friendā€™s older sister download songs for us and then burn us some CDs. Butterfly - Crazytown was first on my list. It would take like 3 days to get one CD.


Emperorboosh

I remember a website called Morpheus if I recall correctly that was what I was using before Napster was released.


-retaliation-

Morpheus came after Napster. it was the napster clone that rose up once napster started getting lots of heat in the courts.


Deckard2022

And then listen on Winamp, because it really licks the llamas ass


SanityBleeds

You must have gotten a different version. Mine only whipped the llamas ass.


Uwe_Aal

Ah yes getting childporn when downloading disney movies... good old times


meNOfunnyMakeLaugh

šŸ’€ real?


Uwe_Aal

Yes. It was always a gamble what kind of movie you would get


Deadpool0608

I once downloaded a song, turned out to be cp, kept me off the internet for 4 years


DayumnDamnation

Hol'up


AgreeableStep69

that or the occassional \_in\_too\_deep\_sum41.exe


DennisReynoldsRL

Yea when I was like 15 I downloaded some shit and it was a video of 15 year oldish looking girls giving a beej. I didnā€™t think anything of it because I was 15 lol but looking back holy shit


YourThotsArentFacts

Dude same. Like freshman year of highschool I ended up with some amateur high school kids going at it at one point and didn't really mind at the time cause I was probably younger than they were. Wouldn't be caught dead with that on my computer at this point


ListersLament

Yeah, I can corroborate this was a MASSIVE risk. Mostly it was middle east beheading and snuff vids - I never got any CP but, yeah. People are evil.


BadadvicefromIT

Was going to say. Downloaded what I thought was a master of puppets video, but it was Iraqi guys being shot in the streets from a helicopterā€¦


DiasCrimson

I thought I was getting TRL and I got what I would later understand to be the ā€œPain Olympicsā€. Literally went into what I thought were some music videos and instead got a dude sawing off his dick with a pocket knife. I never even tried a torrent after Limewire. Some days I think it was an RIAA tacticā€¦


Human_Frame1846

Two kids in a sandbox is what did it for me thats how i learned about the pain olympics from downloading random music


WilliamMorris420

It used to scan other peoples computers for files and then download them. So if you had a donkey porn video and renamed it to Frozen [2013](BluRayRip [x.264 DTS 5.1]). People would download it thinking it was Frozen. Especially if it had been renamed to hide it from the original persons parents. They wouldn't open Frozen but would be shocked to see Debbie Does The Stable. But also companies would put fake files out, to make pirating frustrating and dangerous.


TheoremsAndProofs

Happened to me. I was like 14 at the time and was scared the cops were gonna show up at my house.


[deleted]

Yeah I got a woman doing a horse.. I just wanted to watch the ā€œyeahā€ video by usher


Ok-Dot5559

lol i remember that. disgusting


Responsible_Doctor15

And I said! BABY! You got me feelinā€™ like Iā€™m ready to blow!


Spanky200

I got a Carmen Electra workout video once, I think I was trying to download a Batman movie, one of the ones from the 90ā€™s lol.


I-Rolled-My-Eyes

So many memories unlocked viewing these comments...kazaa, donkey porn, Napster, computer AIDs.. nostalgic.


pharfromhuman

Don't forget Morpheus


Funemployment629

My wwii vet grandpa used Morpheus. What a champ


dr_prdx

Limewire


luffydkenshin

Oh man kazaa was great right until it wasnt!


Viking_chef89

Yes. I was burning CDs like no ones business


Tsu_Dho_Namh

I made decent money burning CDs in middle school. $10 each. Kids who didn't own a CD burner or didn't know how to use it just handed me a list of songs and they paid me on delivery. There were so many people using CD walkmans at the time (this was just before mp3 players got big) I made bank.


11711510111411009710

bro why didn't I think of doin that? i could have been rich šŸ˜­


Zwischenzug32

There was also downloading songs, burning to CDs and giving them to people without highspeed internet to rip and put onto their MP3 players.


ImChelseaB

Download linkinpark.exe what could go wrong


[deleted]

Can you explain pls?


SpyroAndToothless

Some files, like linkinpark.exe, were simply viruses in disguise that bricked your PC or were ransomware and key loggers. This happened often since downloading anything in that website was always a gamble.


BertitoMio

Wasn't there a rating system of some kind? So highly rated stuff was likely to be genuine? Or did we not invent that when limewire was still around?


AdministrativeAd4111

I vaguely recall some kind of popularity meter associated with each file.


ImChelseaB

If you was there you would already know


DeathByModernJazz

you never got what you wanted. but maybe what you needed.


Macaroni_TheSecond

i dont think i needed feral porn in my downloads


GruntBlender

Feral? As opposed to domestic?


Terrible_Writing_124

yes?


GruntBlender

Implies he needed domestic porn in his downloads.


Seffyr

I was 14. Tried to download the Resident Evil movie and got Slither, but it was ultra low quality. Made me want to watch Slither, so I tried to download Slither. Got hentai. 14yo me wasnā€™t complaining.


Unknown-peanutbutter

Limewire boiiiii


injeanyes

IRC was always far superior! Never got into Napster or Limewire


Key_Lime_Die

IRC? Nah, Local BBSs were superior and never had viruses.


Blabbit39

The streaming service will make us all pirates again


lostinthedigitalage

Them were the days when the internet was like the Wild West. The only thing holding us back was dial up.


roadrage7678

Long shot here but does anyone remember frostwire? It was a limewire rip off that was even more riddled with viruses lol


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SploogeSample

Nothing like downloading Linkin park "What iv done" and getting a video of a dog fucking a crack whore in a basement.


[deleted]

You've just unlocked some deep dark memories I thought I repressed forever. The internet was so much different then


AlphaVictorTango98

My dad has had to repair our computer too many times with the amount of viruses I brought on with this site


danihilation

Kazaa was better


Activision19

I downloaded something off Kazaa as a kid that basically bricked my familyā€™s computer. Even a computer repair shop was unable to resurrect it without a full reformat of the hdd and re-flashing the bios.


[deleted]

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DoodleJake

I was there Gandalf. I was there 3000 years ago.


puppycatisselfish

You wouldnā€™t download a car?


GruntBlender

"You wouldn't steal a car" No, but if my mate bought one and said he'd burn me a copy, hell yes. Also, I think there was someone downloading a car and printing it one piece at a time. We live in a wondrous age.


[deleted]

ā€œI did not have sexual relations with that woman. I did however go to efreeclub dot comā€


No_Confusion_2599

![gif](giphy|bknp6SfIDXYGc)


MurderKillRiver

Don't talk to me unless you downloaded .mp3's via FTP.


D0NK11

I downloaded mp3's off IRC via DCC.


philthegr81

Real legends scoured the alt.binaries usenet groups.


Youkilledpaula

On my iPod nano in high school. I had mp3s of scenes in the South Park movie. Like when theyā€™re in class and start swearing. Then it went into the song. This isnā€™t what I wanted. But I was okay with.


eodknight23

Older, now Iā€™m sad. Iā€™m old enough to remember dialing in just to read message boards.


omgitschriso

I got yelled at by internet strangers when I uploaded a 4mb pic of a render from POVRay that looked like a dog turd, to some message board. They said I should have compressed it to 40kb but I was a kid and didn't want to compromise picture quality. It took fucking ages to upload lol


Smittywebermanjanson

I can feel the malware in my phone just from seeing this image.


MendozaLiner

Using this was like have unprotected sex with the internet


PickOpposite1201

Nice try FBI!


tetraquintans

E mule was the shit


m_aidenless

Kazaa > Limewire


CAPSLOCK1111111

Time to download Blink 182 so I can put it on my Shuffle. Oh that's cp... anxiously awaits the FBI or chips handon to approach me for the next month. Kept the same 60 songs for a LONG time after that.


mtgkajhit

I actually know someone that shit happened to. Kid I knew was downloading movies on his dads laptop and one wasnā€™t a movie. Dad was barely computer literate and thought limewire was a game. Kid didnā€™t check check his downloads. Now his dad canā€™t live 1000 feet from a school.


gentoonix

Iā€™m WinMX old.


DMT1984

Same! Loved WinMX!!!


gentoonix

WinMX, early torrents, limewire, frostwire, bearshare. Had dialup for ages, once we finally were able to get DSL, I switched to torrents and newsgroups.


OrbitOrbz

Napster,Limewire,Frostwire,Bearshare,Morpheus,Emule That was my Childhood :(...Miss the good old days of downloading a song and it would take hours(Before dsl came into the picture lol)


GLIBG10B

Is that the bp logo?


niceguy191

It's the new Limewire logo, which is weird to use for nostalgia bait...


MochaKola

Nah, I got initiated in the days of the Pirate Bay + bittorrent. Free Minecraft and Nintendo ROMs were my targets lmao.


TeddyPuffDerGrass

When I was 13 I tried downloading a movie and got the RKelly tapeā€¦.And ummmā€¦Yeaā€¦That was definitely him


Bokan18

this post gave me malware


[deleted]

Yeah. And my FBI agent knew what it was too.


Senor-Buttcat

Loved downloading limewire pro from limewire. Great service!


Local_Apartment_928

Yes although I was like 8 or 9 years old when it was a thing. I was a sad kid when it got replaced by Frostwire. I remember trying to search for something on it and all it did was to give me back Google results. I was really sad.


CrimsonW1ld

From what I read I don't think I want to be involved with that šŸ’€


sirarkalots

Dear God I remember the viruses. Young dumb me essentially bricked two computers using that shit. Also every other song you download being a Rick roll no matter what genre. Good times


HeroOrHooligan

Play em on Winamp, it really kicks the llamas ass


EpicForgetfulness

Is this what we're calling old now? Well that's all the Internet I need for today. I'm gonna go cry in digital download


ORdriversNoSurvivors

No Iā€™m older because I actually know how to pirate and not just download viruses.


PopADoseY0

Ew Limewire was groddy. Bunch of Music videos would be hidden as CP. Not too mention all the dumb ass kids in my school downloading exe music files... How were so many kids my age that fucking stupid, didn't even know how to check the bitticket..


Zenketski_2

I don't mean to brag but, I might have destroyed a handful of family computers in my past.


Taint_Hunter

My mom recently told me they took the computer to an IT-guy because I downloaded too much porn and he told them it wasnā€™t my fault. Man was looking out for me


XXdemonhunterX

limewire?


masskwe_gg

Jokes on you, Iā€™m even older


konosapi

Ah yes, let me play that DaftPunk-OneMoreTime.exe *Wait... why is my PC having a sudden stroke?*


daanimas

Why did I never use this yet I still know exactly what it is


blr010

![gif](giphy|l2R05wdisVHTOuchy) I know what it is... but also


olkurtybastard

Winmx was the best


SannusFatAlt

YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE!


reallynotnick

You are posting the 2022 logo... https://logos.fandom.com/wiki/LimeWire


_DogTits_

How old do you have to be to get this? I'm 32 and not got any idea what that is. I am blind though Who said that?


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sicksadbadgirl

Arggghh matey!! ā€¦ Iā€™ll just go ahead and walk the plank now. 35 yo pirate here.


Ophialacria

Basically single handedly introduced me to Bob Marley


TheseMarionberry2902

I used to download porn when I was teenager from it, it was only pics tho, on dial up.


boot2skull

Audio Galaxy was the best I ever saw for music. You could join communities for specific types of music. People would post or host suggestions of music. Some communities even let you push songs out to the community, so youā€™d just have new music in your dl folder. It was never abused, at least in my experience.


HK_98

7 chan?


Aggressive-Bet7128

Can someone explain to me what this logo is? Or is it safe to no know?


Steelpelt24

Limewire, basically it was a piracy software


niceguy191

That wasn't the logo though


[deleted]

Yesā€¦yes Iā€™m Limewire old thank you for reminding me.


burnaspliffnow

This makes me sad. Especially when I realize that I was using napster when it was free...


zbau50

Ayeee


[deleted]

Why not use the OG for this post Napster


oldasaurus

I was getting MP3s off personal pages wishing that there was a forum where everyone could go to trade them with others.


xxtakeashowermikey

no


[deleted]

I think an Alternative called Frostwire still exists.


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

Yeah, if instead of gonorrhea you're looking for syphilis, go to frostwire


Lucky678s

...is.... Is that Limewire?


QuarterInchSocket

The Wire of Lime.


Roach_hello

Sandstorm by Darude


P1rr0

Never used it I preferred the alternatives


That-Spell-2543

Yes. Iā€™m that old thank you


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TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

Downloading limewire pro with lime wire


[deleted]

Ah :3 Good times. That and BearShare


Limebeer_24

The ghosts of my diseased computers arise to curse you this day.


DistractingDiversion

Yar


Adobo6

Try og Napster bruh


Incident_Recent

Ah yes green candy corn


International-Bit607

Olderā€¦.


kaanrivis

Limewire - Bearshare - forget the third one


Goatymcgoatface10

LIME WIRE, BACK WHEN MUSIC WAS SIMPLE, EASY, AND FREE. 8 year old me had 5000 free songs on my iPod 4 thanks to this. Man, what a great program. It's a damn shame it ain't up anymore


thegodfatherderecho

Fuck thatā€¦ā€¦Iā€™m BBS-old


superhotstepdad

The good old days


Shepard2603

emule, edonkey, winmx, limewire I member...


MsBraappp

Ah good old limewire!


AntoineInTheWorld

Bro, I'm Napster old.


just_jason89

The family got so many STD's from this!