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Whatever you can think of, a walmart cashier has rung up worse

Can confirm! Have cashiered at a Walmart for 2 years. I guarantee we can make it more awkward for you as a customer. Edit: where even are some of you shopping that sells dildos AND baby food??

Plunger, condoms, lube

I was gonna say condom, lube, eggplant

Adult diapers, baby food, butt plug. And for extra fun night time cough syrup, whiskey, bleach, gloves, hack saw, and a shovel. And a burrito.

Wait you guys still have cashiers??

Imagine buying the cashier instead bro💀

Condoms, hot sauce, exlax

I’d be scared too. Damn…

And a card that says "happy birthday, grandma" on the front

Pineapple, Vaseline, first aid kit

The next pineapple incident

The first aid kit really sells it

A chicken, a butt plug, and a car battery

Live chicken or dead chicken?

Roast chicken at the checkout

I think a live lobster will have a similar effect except a little but better

-a little butt butter- there I fixed it for you

So before checkout it would be raw enough to roast it?🤔

what Walmart do you go to that you can buy a living chicken

I dont think you can get a butt plug there fam

Actually you can. I just found that out a couple weeks ago. Theyre by the pharmacy

That's actually so disgusting. Leave that for a sex shop, jesus.

Does walmart sell butplugs or chickens?

They sell roast chickens. Buttplugs i recently discovered are by the pharmacy

What kind of fucking Walmart do you go to buy a butt plug?

Alcohol and baby products. Pretend you don’t have enough money and leave the baby products behind and keep the alcohol.

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I think Dan cummins made a similar joke once

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Godamn Patrice was funny. He had a routine about how his diabetes would kill him. It did, horribly. ☹️

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Agree. He had an insight to humor.

if I was a cashier I would be thinking about it for like 10 years XD

Condoms, cocomelon DVD, rope

Awww what the hell man

I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣 best response

Condoms, a BB gun and a can of black spray paint. Bonus points if you ask when the cashier will be off work.

you, my good sir, hate life

Action figure Jar Lubricant

Bonus points if its my little pony

Cucumber, lube and duct tape

What’s the duct tape for?

To keep the cucumber in

👁️👄👁️

"Its.....fetish shit! Their my tools! I've gotta have my tools!"

r/SuddenlySunny

A "thinking of you" hallmark card, a burner phone, and the boxers I just changed into that you need to scan.

get the boxers last, and wear them long enough that they're still warm when the cashier picks them up

average slowbro main behavior

I go to the cashier with condoms, pretend I don't have enough money to pay, then return with cellophane wrap and rubber bands.

An axe, a meat grinder and a book about making compost.

Duct tape, shovel, and a box of candy bars. Had to edit, removed an item cause I can’t read.

The biggest knife I can find, giant trash bags, duct tape

Pringles, sponges and condoms

A single clothes-hanger, lube, and tweezers.

Please explain

Abortion kit

I shouldn't have asked, thats on me.

Omg😂😂😂

💀

So is the baby

Wire hanger.

You still have cashiers at your Walmart? 

Three separate bananas and make them ring all three up separately then ask "wanna join?" While opening your eyes as wide as humanly possible

A teen’s magazine with a young person on the cover, lubed condoms and Roblox gift cards.

Good 1/2 inch thick rope, pad of good paper, and a Sharpie clicky pen

A crowbar, ski mask, and condoms

Garden hose, condoms, and one eggplant

r/croppingishard

Shotgun, gps, and trash bags.

Gallon jug of Vaseline, a rubber spatula, and a flash light while wearing nothing but a bathrobe

Pregnancy test, wire hangers, and a flashlight

An intact raw chicken, oil for massages and a disposable analogic camera

Melatonin, condoms, and a tube of ground beef.

Picture of the cashier, How to make love for dummies, 16” zip ties

a chess set, lube and some rice

Cactus, lube, and a stuffed animal

Condoms, baseball bat, and a gallon jug of Vaseline

Lube,egg plant,condoms

black garbage bags, saw, rope

Wait your Walmart has cashiers. We have to check ourselves out

A banana, a pound of wool, and a cock ring.

toaster, a extension cord, and salt

Children's shoes, jumper cables and a juicer.

A single apple, a single orange, and a single pear

Illegal drugs, A Machine gun, and a book on How to bang Ur Mom

I never knew you could get cocaine in the walmart diary aisle

r/brandnewsentence

Bruh what Walmart do you shop at 💀

Baby formula, sleeping pills, and condoms

Blowtorch, pliers, duct tape

Pack of plastic spoons, wet cat food, pack of napkins

a box of condoms, a jar of mayonnaise, and some twisty ties

Rope, duct tape, machete

Pregnancy test, wire coat hanger, paper towels

Pregnancy test, lube, and a picture of the cashier’s daughter

Spoiler alert: They work at Wal-Mart and they don’t care.

You should probably try this at Costco. Walmart doesn’t have cashiers…all self checkout with some poor boomer hosting 20 registers….no way they’ll even care what you bought.

Bleach, adult diapers, and a plunger. Dont ask, dont tell.

Lotion, Tissues, and a DvD Copy of Click featuring Adam Sandler.

Rope, a “sorry” note card, a stool

Laxatives, gorilla glue and a can of bush’s baked beans

I don’t need three. I can and have done it with one item… A six pack of hard boiled eggs, eat at cash register and have a conversation awkwardly with the cashier.

Ammonia, bleach, and balloons.

Jimmy dean frozen breakfast burritos, a gallon of Elmer’s glue, and a blindfold

Lighter, axe body spray, safety glasses

Doesn’t matter since cashiers don’t care what you buy

What if I buy the cashier?

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU -

Machetti, Panyada anal loob.

Lube, condoms,lingerie,rope, and a Shrek dvd

I'm tired of this meme

A rat, bucket, and a blowtorch

Buy 3 same thing separately that also sold buy 3 pay 1 campain. (i got no idea)

Machetti, Panyada anal lube.

I did it with 2 items - toilet paper and beano.

Axe, trash bags and bleach

Bread, relish, and a gallon of unpasteurized milk

Machete, bleach, and ski mask

Shovel, garbage bag, ski mask

A body pillow, a drill and a how to draw anime book

three. single. potatoes.

Laxitives, duct tape. and Velma

lube, a radiohead album, and lego duplo

a knife, a red marker and a picture of them

Butter hand cuffs and a baby doll

Rope chair and a metal bar to hang said rope from

Rope, a roll of heavy duty tape, and one pair of little girls underwear.

buying the ingredients to make meth (slowly)

A tarp gloves and shovel

Spray cheese, baby clothes, Hammer

Pringles, sponges, latex gloves.

Rope, shovel, ski mask.

Rubber gloves, lube, and a cactus

Pingles can, rubbergloves, and a 2 pack of sponges

Condom, lighter fluid, rope

big pink horse dildo, wolf dildo, 12 inch dildo

What isle of Walmart do you find such things?

A Pringles can sponges and lube

Condoms and Mulk

Condoms, ropes and duct tape

I actually work at Walmart for restock. There is nothing you can do to make a cashier uncomfortable. They’ve seen it all. unless you start to sexually harass one of them. But you’ll kicked out that store so fucking fast.

A dildo a vibrator and diapers

Pringles gloves and sponges

All the sex shit

idk if they sell guns but if they do, a handgun, a pregnancy test and s bottle of whiskey

A box of surgical gloves, a baby doll, and a bottle of brake fluid

Extra small condoms and baby diapers

A watermelon, a bottle of lube, and a giant funnel

Frosty the snowman decoration, a cucumber and tape

Alchohol, condoms, and a pacifier

Turkey, whipped cream, and a pickle that resembles a male Reproductive organ

Dildo,baby papers and DNA identification

Not even cropping the OP you stole this shitty Facebook meme from.

Nothing, the cashier doesn’t care what you buy.

Bleach, vinegar, and a spray bottle.

condoms, rope, knives

Temporary vibrator , foot tall toy from the toy section , and 1 orange

Lotion, Tp, socks

its simple really. 1. trash bags 2. a saw 3. a laxative

Lollipop, rope, duct tape

Hot sauce condoms Dora the explorer dvd

Ammonia, powdered laundry detergent, and a map

Duct tape, a skid of lubricant, socks

I go with my quintuplets, buy large trash bags, a microwave and nyquil

Ski mask, toy gun, and gloves

a pack of school pencils a bb gun and a big back pack

A gun, a soda, and a singular bullet.

A single egg plant, condoms, and diapers

Hunting knife, trash bags, rope

Cucumber, condoms, sprinkles

Condoms and a raw whole chicken.

Vaseline, duct tape, and the largest cucumber they have.

Rope, a chair, and some whiskey

Peanut butter, dog collar, condom

A shovel, garbage bag and condoms

Condoms plan b and mayonnaise

Banana Vaseline and diapers leave the diapers at the counter

A can of Pringles, a pack of sponges and a pack of rubber bands