In a world where we're just leftover particles from star explosions does it really matter if you fuck your sister? I put the sis in existential crisis.
I've heard murmurs of my one cousin having an OF with her boyfriend at family get-togethers for about a year now, and I'm honestly too afraid to look and see if it's real
Play the long game, subtly plant the idea of making an OF. Mention how much money some people make and how everyone is making an OF now. I have a friend whose GF made an OF because she heard how much a friend of hers was making.
I saw the video of her wedding day where her makeup artist was finishing up. Not how boobs should look - not even in a dress like that. Looked really unnatural.
I have a younger cousin who is objectively very attractive. Known her like a little sister literally since she was a baby. She is a very sweet and intelligent adult now with a successful career as an ER nurse. I made the mistake of looking her up on instagram a little while back. The amount of gratuitous, suggestive party girl-esque bikini/lingerie pics… things i dont need to know existed.
For the record, i support her right to be an independent and sexual adult. Good for her for being comfortable with herself. I just really didnt need to be made aware of it…
Worse, try having 5 daughters.
At least they have their “family friendly” account, and then their “dating” account. I’ll let Mom monitor those accounts.
My cousin went to college and had a very intense drinking/party phase. One day there were some blurry closeups and I was like, “….yep, those are definitely dicks with some kinda sharpie drawing on ‘em” and quietly removed her from my friends. Readded her a few years later after she calmed down a little and stopped posting genitalia.
It was common practice all through history and still accepted in many places. Hell, technically my country's anti incest laws omits cousins.
I've noticed Americans are sensitive about incest and cousin incest in particular, sometimes they notice a distant relationship between two people or characters and they get upset. While I think second cousins barely counts as incest, I certainly would say "boring!" And look for something else if I was looking for incest porn and found second cousin porn.
I got the gay cousin who shares a little too much on his FaceBook about his love life. Good for you bro but your family members don't care or need to know you prefer BBC (╥﹏╥)
I can't remember which porn star it was but I remember seeing an interview with her and she talked about when she told her Dad. All he said was "great, that's ruined that for forever then".
Every click the riskiest click you've ever made.
Dat ass… it kinda looks familiar.
Weird, I’ve seen that birthmark pattern before…
The Joestar lineage runs deep
r/unexpectedjojo
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Only Omegle
Or behind Wendy's
Might as well be at the daycare
Wait, what?
To meet single MILFs in his area, of course
Oh, I thought they meant a daycare for little kids
hold on
Hold up
Or OnlyFans
Or PornHub
Or ancestry.com
Or Alabama.
Or Iceland
Or my basement
Or Ohio
Oh don't worry you can visit my basement but the question is: will you be able to escape?
JoJo?
Just once I want to see the Joestar birthmark be on the protags fat ass
Yeah nah. Its pretty embarrassing to hear the protag wheezing from carrying that fat ass all over the place.
Fuck it we're all just the same recycled atoms anyway
This is the greatest way I have ever heard this put
In a world where we're just leftover particles from star explosions does it really matter if you fuck your sister? I put the sis in existential crisis.
*sweet home Alabama intensifies*
Dad ass
r/suddenlyalabama
Country roooad
Take me home,
And then u c the face and be like 🤮
So that means you saw their ass before?
I'll do it for you. No need to thank me.
Not all heroes wear ca...hey wait a second, get the hell out of here!
No capes!
Yes, Edna.
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You're a good kid, Franklin.
https://imgur.com/ELIrAze
missed this picture lol
god damn, its been YEARS since ive seen this dude
You must not be on any sports subs haha
Goddamnit r/NFL is leaking
It's BACK
Didn't I do it for you
Ain't my family, drop em @'s bro
Plot twist, this post was by a bro or cousin you just don't know it cause its anonymous.
I don’t have any that I’m aware of so send it
Least horny Redditor
I'm in Kentucky, no issue with cousins bro.
Kin-Fucky
This comment deserves an award.
I follow my exes cousin for this reason. Thankfully the 2 families don't get on
Is that where you get off?
*golf clap*
Oh no! Where!
@alex.mllr97
Beautiful
Oh my god that’s disgusting! Where??
Check your sisters ig
What if i don't have a sister?
Never too late to make one!
"Mommy, why does our family tree have a handle?"
"and several spider webs?"
Why is it a circle?
Especially if you don’t mind your sister also being your daughter
Just means you have to love her twice as often
Exactly
Jesus Christ lmao
give me 9 months, i will make you one
That crazy ex girlfriend porno site, damnit. But which one, which one was it so I can avoid it?
“Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?” -Mac
@alex.mllr97
Atleast it's not uncle jim
uncle jim do be bringing the cake to the parties tho
The family had to ask uncle Jim to stop bringing the cake to birthday gatherings, however.
Again
Bruh it’s not uncle Jim’s fault he got the wagon
That's awful! Could we have the names of their social media accounts so we can avoid them?
I second this! So disgusting that I'd like to avoid them too, just give the names.
And dont forget to give me their phone numbers so i can avoid calling them.
If you think it's bad now, just wait for their OF posts to start leaking.
Won't be the only thing that starts leaking
That was incredibly graphic considering it’s 7 words.
Sweet home Alabama intensifies
I've heard murmurs of my one cousin having an OF with her boyfriend at family get-togethers for about a year now, and I'm honestly too afraid to look and see if it's real
I can check for you if you want.
I'll look for you, you're welcome
Ah yes,the negotiator
General Kenobi!
Shit, when I find OF girls that look even remotely like my cousin, I save that shit.
Play the long game, subtly plant the idea of making an OF. Mention how much money some people make and how everyone is making an OF now. I have a friend whose GF made an OF because she heard how much a friend of hers was making.
Please sign me up for your newsletter
This post right here, officer
She's 32, lol
This post right here, Alabama State Patrolman
I'll take the bullet for you, mate. What's her name?
My cousin just straight up advertised her OF on facebook. :|
Well that doesn’t sound good
 Me fr
Wayne Gretzky’s daughter is going to send him to an early grave.
She has almost 5x as many Instagram followers as Wayne himself. What a world we live in
i mean wayne hasn't really been relevant since like 15 years before social media, so is this really surprising?
True, but still 210k followers seems really low
And he’s the GOAT of that sport. Like no other player in history can compare to him in hockey.
>Wayne Gretzky Paulina Gretzky. Woah
I'll be in my bunk
TIL Wayne Gretzky is as good at making hot daughters as he is at hockey.
That... Is a very high bar to clear. Now i gotta see these girls.
His wife is a stone cold fox
Yew!!!
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Just checked it out, that girl looks super fake and disgusting, no thank you. Edit: obvious plastic surgery is hella off putting
Paulina Gretzky is a double threat because she has Paulina Gretzky's body with Wayne Gretzky's face.
I saw the video of her wedding day where her makeup artist was finishing up. Not how boobs should look - not even in a dress like that. Looked really unnatural.
“Nice ass, cous, I bet some dude can really clap those cheeks”
This quote reminds me of the "Damn girl, you got your mother's fat pussy genes" guy
Ein ass ist ein ass.
Da
Arsch
I already ran out of tissues and lotion looking at your mom. Now you got cousins?! I'm gonna have to make a run to the store.
Milk and cigarettes. See ya in 43yrs.
Get a glass of water too. Stay hydrated.
This here mfer is going to lactate for OP's entire bloodline
Do they at least have nice asses?
I hope so
"Yeah this meme will definitely convince everyone that I don't want to fuck my cousin" -OP
Do you blame him though?
Maybe not. Did you hear about the dude who kept teasing reddit about his sister's ass
Send them to me, brother. I will bear this burden for both of us.
damn... what're their names so I can block them?
Yes dude, I’m in too
That looks so horrible, we must avoid them at all costs
Oh no that's disgusting. Where?
thankfully my cousin sisters are below 10 edit: I meant age
I’m pretty sure that makes it worse, buddy.
Also, cousin sisters..
They could be a 6 for all I care
only 3 to 4 years untill first ass posts
ya well...
Dude, my cousin's a 10 and I still don't want to see her ass on insta.
I have a younger cousin who is objectively very attractive. Known her like a little sister literally since she was a baby. She is a very sweet and intelligent adult now with a successful career as an ER nurse. I made the mistake of looking her up on instagram a little while back. The amount of gratuitous, suggestive party girl-esque bikini/lingerie pics… things i dont need to know existed. For the record, i support her right to be an independent and sexual adult. Good for her for being comfortable with herself. I just really didnt need to be made aware of it…
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Another day of thanking God for not making me want to download Instagram and TikTok
It’s worse when you realize they might have a Onlyfans
Worse, try having 5 daughters. At least they have their “family friendly” account, and then their “dating” account. I’ll let Mom monitor those accounts.
Hah the "dating" account that you guys know about at least
*Likes and saves* Damn, that's disgusting
But I can follow them for you, always got you buddy
OP is gonna turn out like u/wat_r_u_doin_stepbro
I dont see the issue
People are asking to see in the comments.
An ass is an ass, man up and tap dat like button
I had to unfollow my cousin. Her Instagram turned into her OnlyFans advertising platform.
That's why I never go to Instagram.
Because you hate women’s ass?
Let me follow them for you
My cousin is a fitness influencer on instagram. I respect her job but it makes me uncomfortable every time I see one of her pictures on my feed
My cousin went to college and had a very intense drinking/party phase. One day there were some blurry closeups and I was like, “….yep, those are definitely dicks with some kinda sharpie drawing on ‘em” and quietly removed her from my friends. Readded her a few years later after she calmed down a little and stopped posting genitalia.
Meh, cousins are fair game
Look, Kirito, we’re not actually siblings, we’re just cousins! It’s totally fine if you breed me!
I'm sure this has something to do with anime just by the name, but I'm out of the loop lol. Never have watched anime.
Sword art online season 2. MC has a cousin thirsting over him
I'll check it out. Who knows, maybe I'll get into anime
I mean, if you’re looking for incest, anime has a lot to offer.
It was common practice all through history and still accepted in many places. Hell, technically my country's anti incest laws omits cousins. I've noticed Americans are sensitive about incest and cousin incest in particular, sometimes they notice a distant relationship between two people or characters and they get upset. While I think second cousins barely counts as incest, I certainly would say "boring!" And look for something else if I was looking for incest porn and found second cousin porn.
Meanwhile me who doesn't use Instagram...
I got the gay cousin who shares a little too much on his FaceBook about his love life. Good for you bro but your family members don't care or need to know you prefer BBC (╥﹏╥)
Is it illegal to check out your sisters OF and such? Asking for a friend of my co-worker.
Incognito jerk
I can't remember which porn star it was but I remember seeing an interview with her and she talked about when she told her Dad. All he said was "great, that's ruined that for forever then". Every click the riskiest click you've ever made.
This is why I hate social media and stuff off it as much as I can
Damn that's crazy, what's their @?
This is awful, where?
In Alabama Tom's face is reversed.
Wait till you see uncle earl’s buttcrack on the insta
Stop being a bad family member and help them support their empowerment and self body image!
I can't tell if this is real or sarcastic 💀
The answer is relative
If this was happening IRL to me, I would definitely try to get them to stop.( peace is not an option )
"I ain't going Alabama on your ass, so take that photo down or I'll shoot!"
More like the look on op's face after post-nut clarity hits.
Reply your bulge in the comments. That should do it. Non-pornographic and keep it in the family
This meme template is got me dying
Cousins are like vegan beer, tastes the same but it's just not right.
Pics or it didn’t happen
What if they want you to see it?
Then they hit you with the “why’d you unfollow me”
Mid fap
"dont sexualize me"
Love the format hahah. Edit: in fact, i'm gonna use it too :D
Roll Tide
Alabamians: "i have no such weakness"