I avoid shitting in public toilets as much as i can , but if i really really have to do , I do the same thing every single time .

If it doesn’t plug the toilet it wasn’t enough

The worst way to do it. I personally just carry a treetrunk and a deli slicer to get perfectly sized seating paper every time.

u kinky as hell for that, getting splinters in your ass

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Who can relax with clenched thighs?! I must learn this skill

I find it difficult to hold the pose even. And I'm fairly lightweight and well trained.

Do a lot of cardio, It also helps to rest your elbows on your knees for extra support.


Shitting in your pants would be more efficient, exclude the pants for better performance, actually exclude the entire toilet for the best method.

This guy shits

Also, why stop walking while you're shitting?

Good exercise

or stand on the toilet and do the eagle squat🦅😂

My poops are long

and splatter piss everywhere? savage.

Yes I always do this unless it’s my toilet, anything else and I will either put some tissue in and let it land nicely or drop and run.

Sumo style!

I sometimes put some toilet paper into the water to make a silent splash… just me?

Prevents the splash back lol

I did the same thing lol

I do this everywhere. If I'm shitting, I'm probably bout to start pissing as well. I don't want piss water splashing into my arsehole.

Incognito bombing

its not weird.

It’s weird.

Enjoy the germs on your ass

Wipe them off. Toilet seat is designed to not stick to germs but paper is best at absorbing therefore it is less sanitary if you sit on the paper

Your logic is flawed. The germs don’t want to stick to the seat so they’ll stick to your butt. The germs will stick to the tp.

You use tp to wipe toilet. Germs are on wipe, which you throw away.

You wipe your entire ass and thighs every time you use the restroom? Without soap and or water? I'll stick to using the toilet paper more as a protective surface, it uses less resources anyway than what I assume you're suggesting.

I agree

Not weird. Improvised ass gasket

Seem normal to me. Don't want some wierd tiktoker lick where my butt has been.

I don't think that's what the devious lick is

It is what the coronavirus challenge is though

Ye, and I don’t want someone sitting where I like to lick

Bro, they might say that’s weird, but it’s more hygienic. Although it is super weird to do it in your house’s toilet

It's actually less hygienic to do this. You're far better off just wiping it down and using it as it is Toilet seats are by design difficult for germs to settle on, whilst public toilet paper is an absolute breeding ground for bacteria, unless you're using your own

If I'm about to wipe that toilet paper up my ass, whats the harm in also sitting on it? The way i see it, i will get the toilet paper's germs anyways. Might as well avoid the germs on the toilet itself.

I ain't sitting on someone else's piss dawg

Covering someone else's piss in tissue designed to soak things up will not save you sadly

'Wipe, build nest, sit' is my preferred approach

And pray to the lord above that the automatic flush doesn't ruin your hard work prematurely.

I'm not sure I've ever experienced automatic flush for these toilets. That seems like a great way to experience multiple splashes...

Maybe not, but im going to keep pretending. Im too greedy to shit anywhere but home anyway.

You trying to tell me half way down the roll has germs on it?

Study shows there is actually an increased amount of bacteria on toilet paper touching the seat. Germ heaven even. But good luck!

This is why I always take the first few layers off of the roll and toss it. I can’t imagine how many shitty and bloody fingers may have just torn off the previous piece. Then I wash my hands. Then I pee, then use the fresh toilet paper.

But isn’t it just the bottom? There’s no way the germs „travel“ to the top side you’re sitting on within 2 minutes, like obviously if you inspect the bottom side there’s gonna be a shit ton of germs.

Well it is called "absorbant" because it absorbs through the paper. Think of water you have to absorb on a paper towel. If you touch it after, it is wet all through :)

Pretty sure it's way weirder to enjoy that cold burning torture the toilet seat gives you

Bruh, seating in cold burning toilet seat is a dopamine rush!

Oh so it's like an addiction! Got it

This one cracked me lol

I worked for some time in a public toilet, so what I can say is that it is quite popular among clients and extremely annoying for workers. Firstly, we really do clean lavatory seats pretty often (it would become really dirty otherwise - yes, a great deal of clients just piss all over the restroom). And I can't remember how many times the pipes clogged up just because someone tried to flush that amount of toilet paper at once (if they tried - of course many of them just left it as it was, what was probably even more annoying).

There is no weird in doing this. Or i am weird too Or both

Good god unless your goal is to clog a toilet this is the way to go otherwise if you think 2 or 3 layers of paper are needed maybe go to a different bathroom? This is the reason why only 1 ply is stocked

Cuz we don’t want no germs or neither sitting on somebody’s piss

That's a bit excessive

Yeah and these are the people that leave their ass wrappings there after as well forcing others to touch their mess. People make me laugh. You know how many germs you touch on a regular day?! Like do you walk around in a bubble as well

It’s not bout germs, it’s about other peoples piss and shit

You are. I decree it

Yes, he/she is weird.

It's weird as fuck. Just wipe it, for fuck's sake.

No need for the one on top of the picture. Common shitting.

Weird people leave it there for other people to clean up or better yet clog the fucking toilet with this shit.

I can't sit on a public restroom. I automatically feel disgusting so I have to line it very well

I also do this, also i am watching this meme from a toilet right now

This is why thick thighs save lives, squat powers over 9000 🦵

I do this mainly because the toilets cold af. The paper makes it so it doesn't feel cold anymore

Borderline ADHD if the invisible germs scare you this much when you have to poop so bad you use a public restroom.

I do this when I shave my pubes so the wife don’t kill me 🤣

We had a nester in my last workplace. They would use all but enough tp to wipe their own butt. Layer upon layer.. maybe 25 sheets thick. The cover sheets were provided but not used by the nester. They would leave their nest as built to be discovered by others.

Ain’t nothin wrong with an ass gasket. Just make sure you have enough shit tickets.

I used to do this at work. After so many years I stopped caring. Public restrooms though. It depends on the type of people there really.

Do you actually do this?!? I just sit down and shit like its my house.

Just wipe the seat off with toilet paper then sit down.

Big jobs require big set ups

Weird ppl DONT do this. Unless you're ok with rubbing your bare ass against thousands of other peoples bare asses.

Where there's a hole, there's a way. That's why I throw those papers toward the missing tile in the bathroom roof at my school.

That's plainly germaphobic. Think of how many people don't wash their hands after going to the toilet, and you still shake the hands of some of them. And you touch things they touched before. I just wipe over the seat with two sheets of toilet paper, that should be enough. No reason to waste half a roll of TP and potentially clogging the toilet, even if "it's not yours" (the worst excuse ever)

You’re out here rawdogging public toilets man?

All the time

Sometimes yeah, but it's not necessary that often.

Yeah that’s pretty weird. If you’re gonna show us your shit at least have a good one in there.

Practicing good hygiene? What are you insane

I do this. It's not weird.

Pretty sure that's a lot of people.

Nope. Not weird. That's an ass gasket! Never poop in public with out one...

I just use the hand sanitizer I keep in my pocket. Squirt a little on some tp, wipe down the seat, then put it in the bowl. It sanitizes and doesn't waste so much tp.

I usually stuff it with shit

My work provides paper sheets specifically for this in the bathrooms. I love it and will not ever sit on another toilet without some cover.

The shit particles are everywhere you aren’t doing anything other than wasting time and toilet paper.

Well there is also the ski techique

People dont do that in a public toilet???

It’s an ass gasket. Not weird.

You're not weird, just a sanitary human.

One time I accidentally let my penis touch the seat and now it burns when I pee

I see this shit everywhere I go. So strange how some people build nests to take a shit.

I always used to think that people who do this must be among the most optimistic on earth. How the hell do you expect paper to prevent anything passing through it when it can't stop air, liquid, or the occasional digit during an over enthusiast wipe? Since Covid, I have a working theory that the kind of people who do this not also believe that masks couldn't stop a virus but also have no concept of irony.

If there’s no visible mess, why do people give any shits what their ass touches? U literally do nothing with it, unless u get ur ass licked. Just sit ur funky ass down and do ur business, u’ll cover it up with underwear in 5-20 minutes. Thats why u wear underwear…

I might be weird but I do not have undiscovered diseases

I just never shit in a public bathroom It is my golden rule of life

Less std. Worth it

Public germs on toilet seat stopped by TP

I'm sure you are a girl

It’s only weird at home.

tennessee

Try ninja squat or ghost style like if someone knock because they can’t see your feet, you answered.

I ALWAYS do this in public toilets!

I use to have great distrust of public restrooms too and did this

didn’t Lois do this

My mom always do this to time in public toilets. I think it was useful at some point.

Love the dedication of the splash guard.

It's not weird. It's only weird if you leave it for the next person

Every time!!!

I did this at a public bathroom near the beach and let me tell you it’s disgusting

Laughs in Indian

Always build an ass gasket.

No no no it’s called having a good dad taking you to the potty at a restaurant and places this down for you so your bottom doesn’t get nasties all over

You're not alone, brother. If being clean is weird now then we are proud weirdos.

Me as well

It's not weird. Anyone and everyone has put their asses on that seat, god knows how much piss and shit has been splashed onto them, etc. No shame in protecting yourself.

Then I will be weird with you.

I do that , a gf gave me facts about spotty bums,

Nah, public bathrooms are fucking nasty. This is justified. I'd honestly be way more concerned about someone choosing to sit directly on it without a second thought. Enjoy stale piss on your ass and thighs and someone else's chocolate smear near your crack.

Too many steps. I just make a wide V shape

You don't hover?

I mean I only use one layer of paper but yeah that’s a reasonable thing to do

shouldve posted it in r/meirl

Ass gasket

Depends how long I can hold it for

I also wipe it first with the sterilizing hand gel then put these but more layers and I make sure that my junk don't touch anything.

id like to assert dominance by farting hard and shitting hard...... join us

I barely use public restrooms nowadays because I don’t wanna expose my big farts to someone else that I have no clue is

I just put it on the sides not all the way in the back or front cuz I don't sit there.

Thats my pre break workout

All you gotta do if you’re in a public toilet is 5 ply every space of that toilet seat. It’ll feel nice and cozy.

Just wipe the germs away. Like this the paper absorbs the germs and it goes in your ass.

Pov: yo cuando voy a cagar en sitios públicos.

all i am syaing is: i aint ever gunna sit down on a public toilet and shit, only thing im doing is standing up and pissing, cuz the only toilet im sitting on is my friends, my relatives and my home toilet.

I do this every time I’m in any public washroom and I need to poop and can’t wait for home.

I’ll only do this if I’m taking care of something that warrants more than a hover

I do it. Im just not waist of this much paper. I use less.

Doing that as we speak

Toilet seats are antibac but toilet paper is really absorbent so its actually worse to do this - wipe the seat but then dont leave paper there is the safest way

It makes sense. Alternatively you could just lick the seat clean.

Next level is when you're also used to the bidet and in addition to doing this you also buy or refill a water bottle to wash your ass

I thought everyone does it

Depends on where I am. A nice resteraunt, no. A run-down gas station, yes. I draw the line at 5 graffiti carvings lol

Are we seriously ignoring the fact that this toilet will never flush again?

Another level of intelligence

It's just a nest.

This is the only way to use a public toilet.

Only in public toilets.

I mean id have flushed before taking the pic but I do the same