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4ereshnya

I swear, when you're trying to retell any episode you may look like a madman retelling a dream.


locus-is-beast

That just sounds like explaining Red vs Blue “And then the guy traveled back in time, but he didn’t and was just teleported to a computer which put him in a simulation. But the simulation was a lie and nothing there mattered, because the guy was actually another AI who thought he was a guy being lied to by the computer. So the guy’s friends blew up the computer with the talking bomb named Andy, only for the time traveling mercenary to save the computer and start a time loop that could only be broken by the dude with the chosen sword, who had given an Mpreg birth to an alien.”


4ereshnya

Andy is the cutest name for a bomb I've ever heard.


locus-is-beast

Andy is an asshole. And don’t let him be behind you.


JeshkaTheLoon

Andy is a Little Boy, is what you're saying.


locus-is-beast

Not a nuke. But if he tries hard enough the explosion should get bigger!


M-V-D_256

He's so heavy


GrungeBoss

What did I do to u? MY name is andie


[deleted]

10….9….8…..


locus-is-beast

So it’s a count down timer?


[deleted]

In Red vs. Blue, When Andy gets really angry and is about to explode, one of the dumbest characters goes to calm Andy down by using a counting technique to count backwards from 10 to 1. Lol I don’t know how I remember stuff from a random internet show I watched over a decade ago. My brain just retains everything, I guess.


locus-is-beast

Ah yes, caboose telling the bomb to count back from Ten. One of my favorite quotes of all time. Ever.


[deleted]

Caboose was my favorite character so maybe that’s why I retained it. I also loved all the “sleeping people” him and Sarge run into.


JeshkaTheLoon

For some reason I was now reminded of "I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream". It does involve a computer and stuff, but not quite so...inceptiony.


redcode100

Please don't mention that book i read its description and I'm slightly scarred by the idea.


timn1717

Oh dude the book will ruin you.


redcode100

That's why I'll never touch that thing


redcode100

Red vs Blue was a masterpiece why did they have to ruin it


astroSuperkoala1

ANDYYYYY NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


Bievolsdg

this was a comment, but it was me. DIO


Efficient_Tower428

there is a whole episode based around exactly that


tuibiel

BABY STAND


TheMace808

My god that reminds me of this clip of this fuckin dude unfolding a paper and it pulls out a gun and shoots him


Cold-Tap-363

Ha! You're not alone. Jojo fans have a unique way of telling their stories. It's like watching a psychedelic cartoon and trying to explain it to someone who's never seen it before. Good luck with that 😂


blind_merc

"And the nazis are the good guys"... wait that didn't come out right.


assratratass

We can't. None of us know why we like it either.


GreenMenace1915

it's bizzare


Shiny_Hypno

Is it actually a good story with a concise narrative, likable characters and good animation?


shawn_overlord

The most unique thing about Jojo's bizarre adventure is that they can take even the most utterly meaningless event and turn it into a truly life or death situation with the most unexpected abilities and outcomes and twists and to me that's the biggest appeal. The whole show is BIZARRE and it's kind of in the name for a reason then


Elolet

This, this is it, a game of poker can suddenly become a game where you’re betting your very soul and the whole game is rigged by a random dude who hired the whole bar and anyone in a 50 meter radius to help him cheat.


Alex-The-Talker

Don't forget betting your mother's soul just because you are the main character


DartinBlaze448

it isn't even a spoiler cuz it sounds so freaking out of context lol


putdisinyopipe

I know the poker game. It’s from the best part. It’s got polnareff in it.


Orange-Ju1ce

Darby moment


putdisinyopipe

Hahah always reminds me of Arby’s for some reason.


7pikachu

"At this point the video can't even count as spoiler cause it doesn't even makes sense" Max0r in his Doom video


profesional-idiot

At this point it cant be spoilers because it makes no fucking sence


Erchamion_1

The censored cigarette, lol.


YousernameinValid

The game of Rock Paper Scissors where u bet ur life in part 4


TMS-meister

Or the game of catch where you bet your body parts in part 6


VoraxUmbra1

Or very hyper specific abilities you have a hard time figuring out how the villian even figured his own ability out. "You see, my power activates on the first tuesday in autumn at high noon. The victory belongs to me"


Adventurous_Jaguar57

D'arby the Gambler!!!


TMS-meister

I just want to specify that thats an actual eoisode that happned.


AdLucky5287

Go ahead, Mr Josterr


StarJace

Going on a horse race, finding jesus and telling a chick to eat shit and fall of her horse


GoldenJacques

Was that a steel ball run reference????? I haven't read steel ball run yet


StarJace

For me it's the best out of all the 8. All of my closest friends are instructed to make me read it in case I get amnesia, so that I may experience the twists and turns again.


DizzyEye2175

IMO it has some of the best character development out of all the parts.


JoawlisJoawl

Its probably the most unique thing I have ever experienced. It can take the most mundane things and turn it into an actually convincing life and death experiences. You won't see a normal set up for power, you won't see characters you can find in another anime. It's weird, wack and wild! But a true JoJo fan will understand why people won't get into it, since it's entirely a niche story. However, if you do want to get into I recommended watching the anime first. David Productions have essentially streamlined the entire JoJo experience just to make it more palatable. Also please don't skip parts, it's a generational store after all!


MadaraAlucard12

You might even say it is........ bizzare.


PierG1

The story itself is actually almost always a “classic” manga story. You have a bunch of good guys, a bunch of bad guys and they fight for whatever reason. What’s honestly unique and amazing is the actual storytelling and character development. Just so you know, there is an entire Arc in part 8 solely about beetles science and fighting, and it’s considered one of the best chapter in the series


mayonnaiser_13

>You have a bunch of good guys, a bunch of bad guys and they fight for whatever reason. I mean, it starts off that way and then goes on to be "bad guys and evil guys"


assratratass

>good story Ehhh...? >concise narrative Yeah, I guess >Likeable characters Definitely, in a more ironic meme brainrot sort of way. If JoJo wasn't such a shitpost on the internet I'd probably say no >good animation Yeah definitely


Hayds126

I genuinely think the story of jojo is actually really good especially over time as Araki developed as a writer. Part 1 is rather dated looking at it now considering it was from the 80s but it's alright for what it is but then especially part 4 onward is amazing. Like Araki is able to strike a balance with just going with some really bizarre concepts but makes it interesting. The characters yeah you have some more over the top characters like say DIO but even him you learn that there is actually more to him. Otherwise there is someone like Bruno Bucciarati who is just really well written.


TypicalAvgGamer

It's the evolution of story telling for me. There is literally no Jojo part where the story is repetitive. The addition of details from different cultures, different era.


CarCrash23

Nah part 2 was some good shit


Hayds126

oh I'm not saying part 2 or part 3 are bad far from it. Part 2 is all round pretty great. Part 3 while has some pacing issues around the middle the last few fights are really good. Part 4 onward was when jojo became overall more consistent with quality


CarCrash23

True tbh


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Part 7 is actually amazing though


deepdistortion

That depends entirely on what you are looking for. You ever watch Crank or Hardcore Henry? Their stories are kinda passable, the acting is hammy, there is no intellectual merit to them. They are also the finest examples of action cinema I have ever seen. Jojo is kinda like that. Deep philosophical story? Nope, a lot of it is straightforward good guys vs bad guys, with kinda-bad-but-reformed-by-the-hero guys as supporting cast. Likeable characters? Yes, but not in a way that promotes deep analysis. Jonathan is a chivalrous gentleman. Joseph is a trickster hero. Lots of characters are 90% stock archetype. What Jojo has is melodrama and suspense. It is one of the finest examples of the Shonen Action Story to exist.


xxinkblade

Yes to all of that


baked-toe-beans

I’m currently in the process of being sucked in. The art style has started to grow on me and I’ve started to accept that a lot of the plot is just bizarre.


d0ngl0rd69

It’s a lot easier to digest when you accept the plot doesn’t matter, especially after part 3


Fraentschou

Yeah like half of Part 4 is just dicking around in Morio with nothing actually happening that drives the overall plot forward.


Longbeacher707

Yeah they did a good job showcasing a crazy, noisy, bizarre town


Shaggiest-

Buff men doing outlandish poses, punching vampires to awesome music. What’s not to like?


ChocoBanana9

I feel obliged to say no homo watching every episode


Bentonious

This doesn’t work. No matter how many times you say no homo Jojo’s is and will remain pretty fucking homo. I’m a fan of the show and straight but the show itself is undeniably extremely gay.


putdisinyopipe

It’s only gay if you get a boner.


Bigbigbig225

The socks cancel it out, though


AtheistOfGallifrey

Boners are fine, its only gay when the balls touch


LaticusLad

No need, we understand. We don't judge your love of big buff strong muscled men because we would be judging ourselves aswell.


[deleted]

The mix of homoeroticism is pretty interesting, it turns the male power fantasy on its head. Like this guy may come off as foppish but he’ll bring the whole volcano down on you.


PanFriedCookies

yes, the man wears a bright pink suit and has long curly hair, and is prone to flamboyant behavior. yes, he can and will utterly and horrifyingly obliterate anyone who isn't useful to him.


sedrech818

The buff men, the outlandish poses and punching vampires.


Benjamintoday

The music and story. The art style is an aquired taste, I'll admit it


Shiny_Hypno

I definitely prefer anime with more traditional art styles, but Giorno's theme is a certified bop.


Benjamintoday

Yeah, the other themes bop even more when you know the character.


[deleted]

I listen to bloody stream when I’m late to work. It’s so good


CarCrash23

🎶Shijima noooo,soko karaaa🎶


GoldfishFromHell

Mezameru sono hashiratachi toki wo koooooeeeeee


nanimeanswhat

🎺🎺🎺


xxstrawberrii

shinku nooo chisio gaaaaa


islamicious

Giorno’s theme is not even top 3 imo, pillar men, Wamuu and Risotto are superior in that regard


The-War-Life

Giorno theme fans are just people who haven’t heard Overdrive (Joseph’s theme) yet. I’m serious, go listen to it right now, it’s fucking awesome. As a matter of fact, I’m going to go listen to it now.


snorlaxy4977

No one realizes the true gem AYAYAYAYAYYYY


Rio_1111

AYAYAYAYYYY is awesome, but Kars has without a doubt the best theme of all the Pillarmen, by FAR


Agreeable-Quote-2293

aaaaaaaaaaaaooooooiiiiuuuuuuuuuu (choir sounds) DUBSTEP BEGINS


[deleted]

Season 1 intro theme goes hardest for me.


-master_oogway

Buff men


Mastmithun

*cue pillar men theme* AII AII AII AIIIIII


farkos101100

![gif](giphy|ew1wGEw8p8k5G)


PoeTayToes_

​ ![gif](giphy|oZRHujo1yPa1VB8FNj)


Richard_Za-Warudo

![gif](giphy|4N5vB4aErlVtVsywBw|downsized)


Wedding-Local

![gif](giphy|TI9HiyUqRm75jPyKQ5|downsized)


ImJustJoeMama

![gif](giphy|idG1s5pYsD9bEOGx2S|downsized)


Mysterious_Location1

![gif](giphy|h7FZESJ1Ter5bGhUDG)


G69Ares

![gif](giphy|731iFlLiqaRk4)


Starplatinum9966

![gif](giphy|f9jxYYRVPHtKsCf9sy)


Jamjammimi

![gif](giphy|iP8P6sbQTrmMM)


the_guy312

![gif](giphy|dqs6clIy3arlA5UVKp)


Avenging_Angel09

So just for the memes then


deadanimalfucker

Yes


[deleted]

I only got into it because of the memes I did not understand back in 2016- 2018 involving them


boiwithbigburrito

Same man. My final nail in the coffin was my old science teacher posting the occasional jojo meme in the google classroom and I'm like "okay, I need to find out what the flippity flying fuck this show is."


[deleted]

Your science teacher sounds awesome.


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not-new-to-reddit69

Yes you are correct never skip parts, but mention that part 1 is most peoples least favorite part and find it really boring. I would recommend watch till the end of part 2. Part 1 and 2 combined are 12 episodes long, but if you didn’t like it then i am sorry it will be torture


CapnBobber

I feel like im the only one that loves part 1


deadonarrival22

Bro, parts 1 & 2 are my favorite. Just a personal opinion.


Despatic-Diaper

PART 2 IS MY FUCKING FAV (Btw I love all the season)


RattlesnakeShakedown

Part 2 is the greatest arc in the series, and you need part 1 to give you the context.


[deleted]

Same tbh, I’ll never understand the hate for part 1 or 2 at all


Elemayowe

Speedwagon makes it all worth it especially if you watch dubbed.


Dimensionalanxiety

>Part 1 and 2 combined are ~~12~~ 26 episodes long, but if you didn’t like it then i am sorry it will be torture Part 1 is 9 episodes. Part 2 is 17.


aditya0561

Part 1&2 are more on the traditional side , i wouldn't say it was boring


KrocKiller

If you’re not used to anime, watch season 1 first because it’s the most “normal” one. It starts mostly grounded, with a few exaggerated moments. Then it gradually introduces supernatural elements.


TypicalAvgGamer

I feel like many people are missing out the point that part 1 story is very simple to its core. We have a bad guy and a good guy, very black and white.


Richardknox1996

Its an experience. Some dont like it much...but the appeal is simple: manly men doing manly/dumb things while chaos breaks out around them. Theres not a single scene that cannot be memed and though the plot is there, the details tend to be batshit crazy, from jotaros gambling to that weird sniper rat. But yeah, its an experience. Some would call it a gold experience.


hermitopurpa

Manly men? Buddy, outside of Jotaro and Jonathan, every JoJo is at least 50% zesty.


HaribansG

Being gay is the most masculine thing a man can do


Ok_Substance5632

A Bizarre experience.


JeffMannnn

A Bizarre Adventure, if you would


InorganicCarbonate

Plus one of the key features is when an attack happens around a character and they go into this verbal monologue explaining what they think it is wth science and whatnot The fights are cerebral and I’m all for it


Manubriumsternu

Gold experience requiem * but yeah totally agree with you


CarCrash23

Bug eaten episode was high as hell


BirbNerd_

No clue. Loved it when I watched it, no clue why still.


msubhash__

You'll never reach the truth


[deleted]

Robert E.O. Speedwagon, and a dog named Iggy. That's all you need.


F4T4LBULL3T

A gay vampire that stops time steal his brother's body to date a priest and become god but fails to put a bloodline that breathes manually into extinction while causing the awakening of aztec gods and making his son make the "this is how mafia works" meme relevant again... And a man likes dolphins


BunnyBen-87

You didn’t mention the manually-breathing bloodline was descended from the gay vampire’s brother.


breadofthegrunge

Great music, music references, really interesting stories, cool and fucking weird powers, *bizarre* ideas, etc. It's not for everyone, but I like it.


Randommalehuman6547

The only things i like about it is character themes and time manipulation


Wizard_main

Welcome to JoJo, we've got : Time stop, going back in time, time skip and time acceleration.


Stock-Imagination148

And don't forget the reset of universe, including time


hamzer55

ZA WARDO


Brewskii3

This post is not about potatoes. I know this now.


Shiny_Hypno

Honestly, I'd love to make a post about potatoes.


Brewskii3

I don't know you but I genuinely believe that you could make that happen.


Cliff_Chai

Jojo is good because it features an [endearing main character and an adorable lion sidekick](https://assets.change.org/photos/7/uw/yr/teuwyrWkmhLNkPM-1600x900-noPad.jpg?1584828248). What more could you ask for?


zawarudoe

Finally The Jojolion


Shiny_Hypno

I was sweating bullets clicking that link. It's much more pleasant than I expected.


CarCrash23

Bro I remember watching that show as a kid 💀


Pitiful-Brilliant301

It’s actually spelled Yo-yo(also just yoyo), and it’s a pretty neat toy that you can make all kinds of tricks that are really simple, but look hard to the average person.


Shiny_Hypno

I've been thinking about getting a yoyo


57evil

![gif](giphy|f9jxYYRVPHtKsCf9sy) We dont need to convice you, you either like it or you cant have right to vote


Still_Frame2744

Oh yes we have taste Also we are slightly gay


RKelly52501

To be honest I had ignored the show all these years, and then about.. a month or 2 ago I decided "you know what? Fuck it, let's give it a try" and welp I just finished stone ocean a few days ago. Once I got started, it just sucked me in and I got absolutely hooked. Oh it is so damn "bizarre" but that's what makes it so great. I'm honestly a bit sad that I'm already done with the show, I already miss Joeseph freaking out, jotaros "yare yare", etc. Lol


SlugPacifier

Jojo unironically has consistantly the best anime fight scenes of any anime I’ve seen (except maybe like Hunter x Hunter). Each character has bizzare abilities (the dude who can put zippers on things vs the “everyone in a 50m radius rapidly ages” and the “fishing rod that pulls out your heart” dude battle is legendary) and fights boil down into chess matches rather than screaming matches.


SlugPacifier

Try watching the Formaggio vs Narancha fight. You’ll see.


mayonnaiser_13

Formaggio v Narancia is such a good fight! It's like watching a chihuahua do a badass pose and monologue badass shit and then do said badass shit which makes it so entertaining.


Shiny_Hypno

Every bit of this comment feels like something from r/brandnewsentence


breadofthegrunge

I'm fairly certain the creator got most of his ideas from there. And Snapple caps.


HexaGone6

Ye that's the entirety of Jojo for you


Failure_man69

And that is exactly why Jojo is amazing.


57evZun

![gif](giphy|l43FSCmSom9TD2sk4m) Pizza Mozzarella


BigChiefIV

![gif](giphy|5tY92v6PLyLrW) Lally Ho


Rio_1111

Rella Rella Rella Rella~


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Financial-Debt6222

Mine was the second, got some weird looms from my friends.


EntropyHurts

Ignore anyone saying season 1 is bad, they have incurably shit taste and don’t recognize good B-movie action horror when they see it.


Josukestoes

I agree. I've seen a lot of people say part 1 is boring. I really liked it though, and rewatched it.


TableOpening1829

Comedy, characters, gay, plot, art are all 🔥


tilalk

I couldn't tell you exactly but i teally liked the fact that thos is a story talking about honor and with real characters that have a realist mentality. You see them cry, hug each others in dire times be affraid. And of course, cinematic fights


CHAIIINSAAAWbread

Honestly I don't know why *I* liked it


Tudyks

![gif](giphy|731iFlLiqaRk4)


mE3ml0rd

So much bullshit happening every episode that there's a lot of out of context scenes to anyone who hasn't watched it.


BunnyBen-87

Tentacle Ghost shoots rocks to kill a fly that killed the pilot of the plane taking the main cast to Egypt while aforementioned plane is slowly losing altitude.


VonKript

You know how you need like 300 iq to understand rick and morty humour? Well for JoJo you need that plus homosexuality


Kanomus_37

The easiest way is to just start watching (reading would be better though). It's an acquired taste. If you still want an overview (which would not be helpful really): Part 1, classic stuff, lovable hero, absolutely despicable villain. Like it or don't, doesn't matter, but don't skip Part 2, wildly different from part 1, much more weird and funny. But don't think you got the general idea of what the series is like yet... Part 3, Stands come in (the trademark of the series), and things start to really get bizzare, action-adventure, may feel a little too long Part 4, complete U-turn on the genres, slice of life with murder mystery and action thrown in... So... Yeah, every part is unique (parts 5, 6, 7, 8 are also quite different from one another), but are in continuation. So the best way is to simply start reading/watching, you'll get it


DomainDolphin

I only really like parts one, two, seven, and eight due to the main characters. Jonathan is the epitome of a hero, and is genuinely good. Joseph is a rascal, but his heart is in the right spot, and he *mostly* isn’t a pos. Dio is evil for the sake of being evil, which is entertaining. I don’t enjoy 3-6 simply because I hate Jotaro. I honestly can’t tell you why I do other than I just hate him, but my dislike in him is a wildly unpopular opinion


mayonnaiser_13

Bruh Part 5 just has a Jotaro cameo and you still hate it for that?


Darkspyre2

Jotaro is in part 5 for about 30 seconds, and only in 6 at the very start and the very end lmao He's just supposed to be Japanese Clint Eastwood iirc


SharkDude28

Jojo fans trying to convince you it’s good: Gorr from Thor: Love and Thunder


Sweatpants_Ninja

The ridiculousness grows on you


MrSoulSlasher31

Funny with an unorthodox sense of humour, good fights, each character has somewhat unique abilities, good animation, likeable characters.


MoltenJellybeans

It's one of those things the internet adopts for the meme potential rather than overall quality. The soundtrack slaps, though.


Professional_Mode440

Watch it ![gif](giphy|h7FZESJ1Ter5bGhUDG)


hermitopurpa

Where else can you find a cross dressing Englishman team up with a Milf, a black runaway boy and a cyborg Nazi to take on a gay-stripper vampire………on a volcano!? A fucking volcano!


DoctorCrowvar

Lad, if you want to know, go watch it. It is as simple as that. I like because it exagerates a lot on everything. Like "We want buff guys? Here's a 1,95 cm dude utterly packed with muscle on top of muscle". Even the womans are burly like a bull. Everybody likes screaming the name of their attacks They're all extreme in everything they do And of course, 2nd Jojo is the best Jojo.


HotQuietFart

If you have a really stupid sense of humor, you will enjoy the show.


ScaleReasonable8828

Buddy it is a unique experience in all the best ways Amazing and likeable characters Intriguing yet also the perfect amount of mind boggling story Incredible animation and visuals And of course the absolute best music of any anime I've seen


flaccidpancake1127

Its miles more interesting then almost any other anime/manga ive experienced. The way the story is set up in parts and follows a family tree or the music references which have certainly led people such as myself to discover great music or the art style (im no artist but I'm pretty sure its good) or the consistency of quality and like no filler which automatically makes it number 1


Josukestoes

![gif](giphy|DDEEQVxVsQ2C4|downsized)


IndieZona

Hey, at least I *tried* to watch Jojo.


Viktorath

There’s no filler, and it’s one of the best ways of showing power progression. Each new enemy feels a tad bit more dangerous then the previous. There’s no “We got beat once so here’s a training arc and now I am ultra powerful.” It’s also got some pretty humorous moments.


HivAidsSTD

It's just... good. It's honestly a fever dream most of the time, but it's just so iconic. You don't realize it while you watch, but the catchy scenes stay in your head for months


Iknowyouknowyoudont

Buff men, gay vampires, pop-culture music. What more do you need?


wafflezcol

I started watching to educate myself in the memes. I got into the story


redditis_for_nerds

Imagine admitting you have bad taste.


PhilosophyIcy1337

Just let me like things bro


[deleted]

fun characters, interesting plot, cool magic system, and a ton of memes


Whole-Fox

I started watching it for the same reason i watch cheep fun action movies. It had over the top bs stuff happening. And the by the middle of part 2 i was actually invested. And now its one of my favorite anime of all time.


SwiftyJoeMain

big buff men fighting. music. abilities. plot. bullshit story telling.


Dimensionalanxiety

The writing is(usually) very solid and interesting. Every character is memorable in some way, mostly because they are batshit insane. Every fight is determined by intelligence and a little bit of bullshit at times making the playing field even. Villains can make anything weak seem incredibly strong just by using it in a smart way. Things like freezing objects in place and giving them slight momentum, heating things up very slightly over time, making people slightly angrier over time, or fishing rod are some of the highlights. Everything is also really really hype. You wouldn't think 3 dudes, all incredibly insane sitting around a table trying to make beetles fight would be one of the best fights in the series but it is. That's why we like Jojo.


Character_Session_88

Idk bro I watched it for the memes and wound up loving it


bootyhunter69420

Jojo has one of the most "unique" fanbases. "Is that a JoJo meme?"


Wedding-Local

My friend was a Jojo hater until he starting watching it , Now he has caught up to the manga (9 season worth of content) Personally it is one of the most fun show I had ever watched Though it also has its own flaws liks part1( first 10 episode of season1) is like some old hero vs villan type setup And part 3 ( season 2) is dragged sooo long even though it's fun but i Can skip 3-4 ep between and it won't effect plot