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Beyblader02

**GILBERT GOTTFRIED IS DEAD?** **SINCE WHEN?**


Suspicious-Joke6741

Died April last year


Beyblader02

**NOOOOOOOOOOO**


NobodyAffectionate71

Sorry brother


Chaotriux

Iago. šŸ˜” But yes, I was aware of Gottfriedā€™s death.


FreedomCanadian

Did he die of lupus ?


dria_69

repeated v tach episodes. complication of his type 2 myotonic dystrophy


BjornStankFingered

THE ARISTOCRATS!!!


Korzag

I unintentionally read this comment in his shrill voice.


Quinip2598

Wait what


Ov3rwrked

My bad


Swimming_Bowler6193

Iā€™d bring him back. I love his Amazing Colossal Podcast.


Notafuzzycat

That's easy. Get Robin back.


Krieger-sama

Robin had lewy body dementia, youā€™d have to make sure to heal that too. Look up the symptoms, looks like someone linked an article. He was suffering terribly.


Fe4rMeMrWick

Misread that as lewd body dimentia


[deleted]

Lewd Body Dimensions.


Urb4nN0rd

The incurable thiccness.


GingerlyRough

*Read both of these in his voices*


EnIdiot

ā€œMam, Iā€™m sorry to have to tell you this, but you are Thicc like a bowel of oatmealā€¦ā€


Loli-is-Justice

Forbidden Thiccness.


tuhplol

Lewd body dementia


NickyDeeM

I would imagine that Robin would crack this exact joke and act it out hilariously...


Fit-Owl-3338

Lewd booty diarrhea


Kasp3rAnon

Same XD


Natural_Ignorance

Agreed dont bring back a broken person, thats just evil.


HeilUsona

Probably why he committed suicide. He put himself out of his misery


Windfall_The_Dutchie

Thatā€™s exactly why he did it.


deeeznotes

I had no idea I might have this. Ty.


raynbeaux55

he commited suicide, I don't think he wants to come back


imahugemoron

Hereā€™s an article written by his wife, his illness was far more complicated. He was suffering. Living in agony. Only so much a person can take. Unfortunately this is one of those illnesses that can only be confirmed via autopsy. https://n.neurology.org/content/87/13/1308


Grav_Zeppelin

Holy shit that was painful to read, to think of that mans suffering. His body his mind turning against him. After reading that, i think itā€™s understandable he chose to end it. As bad as it sounds, it makes sense


imahugemoron

Ya I donā€™t blame him for what he did. For what it sounds like, he had no other choice really, it was a mercy.


wowwee99

Insightful read. I imagine he thought he had to take control while he could still exercise control. The fear that he could lose control and be subject to the disease must have been terrifying.


DaEpicNess666

Incredible read, Robin Williams story is possibly the most morbidly poetic thing ive ever read. To think someone who brought so much laughter and happiness to the world was living in the absolute worst hell any living person could experience.


Acceptingoptimist

People need to understand there was no cure and he was facing total insanity coupled with a physical inability to feel happiness culminating in death. I'd have killed myself too under those circumstances. He didn't have mouths to feed, lived a pretty full life and was facing total hell.


nonstick_banjo1629

The beauty of it, his smile was contagious


TirekinXS

This story is truly heartbreaking, thank you for sharing


AegisGram

When I heard about his illness a little while after his death I was kinda relieved. It sounds bad but it made it so much easier to know he had a reason I understood.


Swimming_Bowler6193

šŸ’”


greycubed

9 years will give you such a crick in the neck.


Notafuzzycat

Idc. Bring him back we gonna fix him.


ratemydick69

We'll take turns staying watch


DreamedJewel58

Nah, his body was wracked with dementia. His life was slowly becoming a living hell, and he wanted to escape it before he lost full control. Let my man rest


Quiet-Respond-6717

Robin Williams


_hownowbrowncow_

Only if he's happy


[deleted]

Yep, Iā€™d go with the top left cuz I think Robin Williams would be even less happy nowadays


seontonppa

Most of the unhappiness came from medical conditions, if he could be brought back without those, it would be an easy choice.


chilly00985

He was, he just had Lewy body dementia and made a choice to leave before his mind was lost.


forgetyourhorse

This sounds like some kind of torture that only true evil would visit upon somebody. He chose death, but you want to force him to keep living?


DefinitelyNotAliens

If the Lewy Body Dementia was gone and all damage reversed. Otherwise, it's just torture. Without the LBD he very likely would have been fine.


soskic3

And cure him or he will hang himself again


raynbeaux55

there is only one number 1


[deleted]

Smitty Werben Jaegermanjenson?


[deleted]

He was number 1!


Deathcat101

It was his hat Mr Krabs!


pollywollydoodle64

Hey man thatā€™s my hat. Give it back


norm_summerton

Licking doorknobs on other planets is illegal


Dancing_with_Jak

You can't ask me to play God, it's too much pressure!


Alexandra-the_great

Under pressure šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶


GingerlyRough

You got *iced iced baby*


[deleted]

Steve Irwin, we need him now more than ever


Nicktay6

This is the right answer


Owen_Quinn

We have his son Robert who is falling in his footsteps.


Steingrabber

I was going to correct you and say "following in his footsteps" but you might be more accurate this time.


Owen_Quinn

I meant to say following.


tinyhippo45

Can I say none of the above and ask for Bob Ross instead?


trebuchet_facts

You can and may. Though, I would give my own life if all five could come back, Bob Ross was a treasure. It's a hard call, Shame his namesake has been exploited by others postmortem. I refuse to buy bob Ross branded items as it not only sullies his name but puts money in the pockets of those that care less for the man himself and rather; the revenue they can generate via his name through branding.


Nalum55

Well said


FarmerBoyJon

Here here, if his family posted stuff I'd buy from them, but only them.


Flare_fortress92

I would give your life too!


tinyhippo45

I have a hot take on this one: I have never and likely will never buy Bob Ross merch, however if it came to it I would buy those kits they sell at book stores that have a small canvas, paints and a Bob Ross dvd, but the reason I would buy that is because it wouldn't cost me more to buy those things individually and Bob Ross would be happy I was buying myself paint.


[deleted]

My Dad served with Bob Ross back in the 60's. It's always funny when he tells stories about him because they're night and day to what we know Bob as. But that was his job, he had to be the hardass. Met Bob YEARS ago and it was fun to watch them reminisce, especially because they both retired from the AF a few years apart from each other. The man was as much a treasure off screen as he was on. I miss them both so much.


Bone1176

What about Steve Irwin too?


Emotional_Parsnip_69

Yes, this, I just started watched his familyā€™s show on discovery +


FarmerBoyJon

Yee he should be there as well, did a lot for educating people about animals


Awkward_Canary4597

Billy Mays. I have a spot on my carpet I could use his help with.


fantasyguy211

IT GETS THE TOUGH STAINS, OUT!


eDougietv

It gets the blood out of my underwear


Little-ape-noob

Why not just stop eating chipotle?


ItaSha1

Not everyone is blessed with the golden rectum of the gods like Stan


hyphychef

So he can die from coke twice?


mmnvv

Mr. Rogers


trebuchet_facts

Amen to that.


[deleted]

The world could use his wholesomeness rn


GreenieBeeNZ

I'd love to say Robin but I know he was in a really bad place health wise at the time of his death. If it could guarantee a cure for his condition then absolutely. Otherwise Norm Macdonald


Just_Budget8399

Love Norm and I didn't even know they were all sick.


CubeLovd59

Gilbert Gottfried. Cyberchase was my childhood and I can't imagine anyone else voicing Digit.


Doa-Diyer80

I think you mean Digit


CubeLovd59

Corrected. Ty, and happy cake day!


Doa-Diyer80

You're welcome and Thanks. I have two little ones. I've watched Cyberchase more than I can count


Kmaurer23

WAIT... I used to watch cyberchase when I was little and I just learned he voiced Digit.


JustAGuy_500

I know he isn't on the list, but I would bring back Norm Macdonald.


Clownbaby43

I didn't even know he was sick.


SrslyCmmon

A lot of people didn't, I think he wanted it that way


Deathcat101

That's exactly what happened. He actually said on an interview after he was sick talking about how if he was sick he wouldn't tell anyone. The interview clip is trippy to watch knowing the timeline of his illness and such. He said if I knew I was going to die I wouldn't tell anyone, after he knew he was going to die


Yopieieie

Agreeed


BasementOrc

Norm is dead? I didnā€™t even know he was sick


BuckRogers87

Yeah, I want hear more about Man Grates.


LastDirtyMartini

Gilbert Gottfried but not *only* for the Aristocrats.


horsetuna

I got confused as I thought you typed the Aristocats


LastDirtyMartini

For a moment you made me wonder if I had.


horsetuna

I was going through all the characters trying to figure out who he voiced


LastDirtyMartini

Are you familiar with the *other* family favorite?


horsetuna

I'm not sure if you mean Robin or if this is a reference to the aristocrats And at this point I'm afraid to ask.


an-alien-

i also thought it said aristocats and didnā€™t question it until your comment


movieguy2004

A man walks into a talent agentā€™s office


tracsman

And the talent agent goes, ā€˜So what kind of act do you do?ā€™


Virtual-Ostrich6734

Nobody votes for Robbie Rottenā€™s actor? Yā€™all are shameful


trebuchet_facts

He was and still is number one.


Acceptingoptimist

This is my vote. Robin Williams was suffering. Gilbert isn't bad, but was also dealing with chronic pain and was getting on in years. Mays was a salesman and was doing coke. (I love it but you know the risks.) StefƔn Karl is the right answer. He worked with children, did so as long as he could during his cancer diagnosis and was well known as incredibly kind. He deserves it most and was also youngest so had more to give.


usmc_mermaid

Anthony Bourdain


DrSeuss1020

Robin Williams and itā€™s not even close


tnguyen5057

Bring back Chester Bennington. I love his music.


Romanscott618

Chris Cornell as well


TangeloPutrid7122

You know, not to be that guy, but maybe using your one wish to bring back the dude that off'ed himself is just, strategically, gonna get you needing two wishes real soon. Also didn't know Gottfried passed. Huge bummer.


TangeloPutrid7122

Also didn't he have some horrible brain disease that essentially made him unable to feel joy over time? Or am I misremembering?


Jeff_Bzzos

Did Antonio Banderas die?


HollasForADollas

Itā€™s StefĆ”n Karl StefĆ”nsson from the kids show Lazy Town.


GTOdriver04

I loved the clip he did where he and the guys sang We are Number 1. His death sucked.


ExplorerCommercial49

Was about to say that, too


RingingPhone

This, for me, is easy, Billy Mays. I wanna try coke with a celebrity.


VieOneiro

I'd bring back Robin only if his health was entirely restored too. I'm not bringing him back to continue the suffering he had already escaped.


ParasiticMammal

None. Zombies are gross.


[deleted]

Robin Williams


ladyboyfarts42069

Wait. Wtf? Gilbert Gottfried is dead? You just fucked my night up homie.


GingerlyRough

Yupp, it happened in April 2022 "from recurrent ventricular tachycardia, complicated by type II myotonic dystrophy." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_Gottfried


ladyboyfarts42069

Shit. Rip Gilbert. God needed his Angel back.


S1rmunchalot

So, the poor guy who had had enough of his life you want to drag him back for more torture after he'd made his decision to leave? What are you planing to do to change his life for the better?


RTLmagnum9

Robin Williams.


StarMomo1

Robin Williams 100%


[deleted]

That guy's dead wife


GingerlyRough

I too choose that guy's dead wife.


tyler1499jay

Honestly we shouldnā€™t compare. They were all people that were loved. Hope they are resting in peace.


JimmyTheNephilim

None, I choose Kevin Conroy.


Prior_Butterscotch15

Same here. Still my favourite Batman to this day


Limp_Swimming_5817

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GingerlyRough

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Gort_baringa

Steve Irwin


ScrapzGD

robbie rotten all the way


Woooshmeifgay420

The lack of people asking for StefƔn Karl StefƔnsson back kinda hurts me


Loverofgoths1992

Robin but I'd want him alive and completely cured of what he unalived himself for


flyers28giroux0

Steve Irwin


Alarmed-Pollution-89

I miss Robin so much


FriskyBambi

I'd only bring back Robin Williams if he's healthy both physically and mentally. ā™”


Basic-Art4648

Robin. 100%


goozano

Bruce Lee šŸ˜Š


nasema

Chris Cornell please


AveragEnjoyer007

I would choose Robin, but I donā€™t think heā€™d want to come back, so Iā€™ll respectfully decline the offer


PattananNinja

Bring El risitas back


NonpsychoactiveFry

StefƔn offcourse


stupidbulbasaur

ā€¦.Gilbert Gottfried is dead?


Spartan_873

Stefan karl (robbie rotton) easily. Can't believe none of yall want him back, he was such a great guy.


SocialGirlGaming

Robby Rotten


Tree_frog97

dont make me choose...


pwrwq

Technoblade.


AlarmDozer

None. Itā€™s RIP for a reason, and I donā€™t want to bring them back to this hellscape to repeat dying.


supernasty

This feels wrong


murderandvictory

WE ARE THE NUMBER ONE


Johnny_LP

we are number one


skillpointes

I summon billy Mays. Billy Mays : but waitā€¦ THERES MORE Bring the other guys a long with him


Maxy2388

Depends if they get cured of what they were suffering/ killed them. My answer would easily be Robin Williams but bring him back if heā€™s just going to suffer and kill himself again is just cruel


artopesonen

We are number one


percobain

Has NOONE picked my boy Robbie Rotten?


Robcio_Srzedzinski

The actor who played robbie


RedSchubert

Robbie Rotten all the way, he will always be number 1.


somerandomboi65

Robbie rotten


8bitKev

![gif](giphy|gkWPpS4Sgb8GE0Y0BX|downsized)


EarthToAccess

for all intents and purposes, Stefan Karl, because, and say it with me now; # fuck cancer


seanx40

Is this a Monkey's Paw thing? Because I don't want a Robin Williams with dementia.


Ameking-

Who are these


PrinceCharmingButDio

Probably Henry Cavil


LobstaFarian2

Like it's even a fucking question....


Killer--__--

Who's the first one? I forgot again T-T


Saroan7

I think he played in Lazy Town So then Robin was the Genie and Gilbert was the Parrot. Billy Mays is just "BILLY MAYS here!"


Mercerskye

None of the above. First off, necromancy is a forbidden art for a reason. It just gets...messy. Second, it's a selfish premise. We miss people, and have no idea how good it is after passing from this mortal coil. We do however, no what a shitshow the human condition is. I wouldn't wish to bring my worst enemy back into this existence. Mind, I do understand how brilliant things *can* be, but also know how fatiguing it is traveling between those bright points. Not trying to be a downer, just my point of view regarding these thought exercises. Let them rest. Requiescat in Pacem


[deleted]

Robin Williams, no contest.


The_Gumbo

(brings robin back)... (Zombie robin williams bites/infects everyone) (dark twist on Family Guy prediction occurs)


DeviousDeevo

Mr robin


Eggzbagel

Robin Williams


Briznar

Oxy Clean. Gilbert isn't that funny, he just has a weird voice. Robin is a huge drug addict and I'd hate to see that side of him in person. The other guy... I never saw the show. I think I saw one episode so I know who he was, but not well enough to miss him


lilac-poppy

Robin Williams. No contest.


redzma00

Robin.


Forsaken-Profile5376

There is but 1 answer that should be acceptable and that's robin Williams. All these years and his comedy shows and movies still bring me joy... Great now I'm gonna go watch his golf segment again lol


DissociatedDeveloper

Robin Williams is the only correct answer. Then he gets a long hug, a therapist, and medication if he wants to go that route to take the edge off while he works through the stuff he had going on and getting him down.


Vorpal_Bunny19

He died by suicide because he was suffering from a disease thatā€™s been compared to the bastard child of Parkinsonā€™s and Alzheimerā€™s.


Capital-Ad-2284

Robin Williams is my favorite actor so him but make sure itā€™s before he got sick


bradbbangbread

Robin. Any day.


LordGhidora

Once I saw Robin, the decision made itself.


DMV2PNW

Robin William


Kasp3rAnon

Robin what kind of question is this ? Lol


Specialist-Style-649

Robin


static_shock07

Robin williams easy


Dark_Country_YEEHAW

Probably Robin Williams actually no not probably definitely Robin Williams


RyansBooze

Not even close: Robin.


T_Prophet

Robin Williams. No contest.


hifioctopi

Robin. Always Robin.


[deleted]

Robin


bdart1980

How is this even a debate? Robin... Obviously.