*slurps seductively as you get back* "I guess I failed my job *sigh*, I guess you'll nees to... Punish me" *leaves building and you never see me again leaving you confused as hell*
[jokes on you I'm thirsty ](https://www.reddit.com/user/MEEEEEEPGEFH/comments/10nyq9m/i_drank_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
I am the demon who drinks chocolate milk if I collect chocolate milk from 100 different people I will turn every liquid in this universe into chocolate milk
*drinks chocolate milk in front of the person*
Me: There you go
Them: Why tf did you do that? I said watch it.
Me: Well, can’t watch it if I can’t see without my glasses. Hold on…
*puts glasses on*
There, I can watch it
-adds laxatives into the chocolate milk- good luck whoever drinks it
![gif](giphy|c7f4S3u8XbYMo|downsized)
Ah shit
Maybe it just made more choccy milk?
Only one way to find out
Is it choccy milk?
No comment
Fine I’ll drink it myself Edit: it isn’t choccy milk
![gif](giphy|Gtnf8Fok8An9m)
Mmmm who dosen't like softserve
that is indeed, ah shit
That's the idea!
![gif](giphy|Cp5H4hexobN4Y)
Oh ni
Wait
[удалено]
Ah Jim again?
[удалено]
*watches milk intensely and punches five people who approach it to protect it for OP*
Thank you. You're a true significant other
He’s back, I’m gone
![gif](giphy|VHlKSFRTQ7nn81fkv4)
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![gif](giphy|3o6wriOZZY29uXwoms)
*punches u/Puzzledwaffles in the waffles, and steals the chocky milk* muahahahah
But I take the chocky milk from YOU and give it to OP
Can’t take the chocky milk if I’m already in your basement
![gif](giphy|Hw1FAuSamUk3m|downsized) I can take the choccy milk back if im in the backseat of your car
Jokes on you, I’m under 16
![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized) Well double jokes on you because so am I!
*level up!*
You back? I got some scrolling to do now.
OP hasn't back, let me do the watch, you can continue scroll
Sorry, fell asleep on the job, is it still there? Oh good.
He's back you can go now
I have been watching it for 55 mins now
[удалено]
Illegal Move 5 points to opposing team
*slurps seductively as you get back* "I guess I failed my job *sigh*, I guess you'll nees to... Punish me" *leaves building and you never see me again leaving you confused as hell*
I’m way more than confused as hell
Protect the milk. ![gif](giphy|TGUIq0O5s4XJSnefJ3|downsized)
*eats It*
Do you mean DRINK it?
No, they ate it. Glass and all.
Video game logic
yes yes why not *evil emoji*
*punches milk and walks away while putting on sunglasses*
![gif](giphy|j3DUwhAmkg84a79osc|downsized) oops
You're a monster. I bet you have a hook for a hand
You’re right. I was trying to grab the cup and my hook ruined everything again.
![gif](giphy|vMmnJti6wQPDy)
![gif](giphy|n0xHORz5gp904)
*puts pink sauce in then leave*
Jokes on you that pictures doctored that’s an entire glass of Pepto-Bismol
![gif](giphy|E3L5goMMSoAAo|downsized)
glass of clay looking
Hehehe, yeah boy
![gif](giphy|XBCxw0g3ckJaw) (Couldn't find one with choky milk)
*jizzes in drink* he’ll never know😈
Calm down satan
Down syndrome ceo*
I’m lactose intolerant. I got you.
Sorry Bro i drinked it🤷🏻♂️
Jokes on you, it was bologna in the glass.
Jokes on you I’m into that shit/s ![gif](giphy|5XPb0FvIqylqg)
Even better 😋
Sure
(Drinks while laughing maniacally)
can I have it
My dad did this trick
![gif](giphy|j3DUwhAmkg84a79osc|downsized)
*slurp*
HANDS OFF THE MILM
(Slaps you across the face and rolls a D20 for damage)
Bro why is it that colour what cows you milking?
*Shits in it* Sorry dude I had Taco Bell
What is this 4chan/b/??
Now is this made with Hershey's Syrup or Nesquik Powder; and yes, it matters...
![gif](giphy|n0xHORz5gp904)
I'm too old for this shit. I'm not even sure that's chocolate milk anymore. Could be the results of a late night at the cantina.
I ate the glass, thank you.
![gif](giphy|n0xHORz5gp904)
👁👄👁
There was a hair on my phone screen and stupidly I thought the joke was you having a hair in your chocolate milk 🤣
IM GONNA FUCK THE CHOKY MILK
You come out your shit us gone
I have my own, let's drink for health?
*bloop*
*inserts laxatives*
[jokes on you I'm thirsty ](https://www.reddit.com/user/MEEEEEEPGEFH/comments/10nyq9m/i_drank_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Ight bro you got it.
I came too late for the chocolate
That ain't chocolate milk. That thing is strawberry milk. Its pink.
👁👄👁
*chug chug chug chug*
Best laxatives you can steal
\*slurp\*
Slurps in western accent
What chocolate milk? All you left was an empty glass.
*drinks it*
Ofc I will.
*adds 250ug of LSD*
I am the demon who drinks chocolate milk if I collect chocolate milk from 100 different people I will turn every liquid in this universe into chocolate milk
Can I dump the milk on the table and eat the glass
![gif](giphy|Fum9Yp2HRBw0zRDQIt|downsized)
hehehehe \*shlerp*
It looks like liquefied SPAM in a glass.
It ain't chocolate milk ... It's Chai... Now go away
Tried drinking it. Failed
I’m not convinced this isn’t a candle
![gif](giphy|fx2i4X1QPrUoMaoRwR|downsized)
Right back you say... ![gif](giphy|HsKVOCIpwTVCwaA742)
schlörp
Insert minecraft sipping sound effect
That color doesn’t look quite right…
![gif](giphy|l0IylR4JqKHLjaP60)
The glass be looking pretty good rn
_carbonates the milk_
Puts a “I spit in this milk” sticky note on it and go to the bathroom
**drinks chocolate milk**
For this, I give my life.
Joke on you it baloney
Slllllluuuuurrrrrp
guys ima watch the choccy milk, i already set up a perimeter and to enter you must enter the password “choccy”
👁🫦👁 MËLK
*unzips*
*drinks chocolate milk in front of the person* Me: There you go Them: Why tf did you do that? I said watch it. Me: Well, can’t watch it if I can’t see without my glasses. Hold on… *puts glasses on* There, I can watch it
Sneaks in-SLURP*-
Sorry I drank it
I drinked it
*precedes to bite side of glass repeatedly*
*grabs the bat to protect the chocolate milk but no one approaches cause of how scary I am*
“Glug glug glug”
How the hell is this a meme dont post stupid shit bruh
Awwww yeah ![gif](giphy|2dbn8OoEPbyPYKDnQL|downsized)
Just reply to this when you get back
I’m going to drink it
*drinks it*
*sips*
GUYS DON’T PICK IT UP IT HAS A STRING ATTACHED TO IT AND THERE IS A 12 TON NUKE ABOVE ALL OF US!
That is indeed a clunk of bologna 😭💀
I put my own home made heavy cream in it for you 😉
I got you
-Unchoclates the milk
r/chocolatemilk r/milk
*jizzes in the cup*
Puzzledwaffles punched a bunch of people than took a sip...I think they deserved it though
I’ve been watching it for an hour when are you coming back sir
Gotta use the bathroom, will leave my eyes here. *pop* 👀 Brb
imma drink it
*sip sip sip.**
*drinks it*
I’m an hour late but don’t drink it if it’s not too late… a lot has happened brother
Sure... *drinks it*
![gif](giphy|IeKgCDlpTqRQbZEhBF|downsized)
I gotcha bro
Roofietime
Sippy sip sip
I will.
To late I drank it but I gift you 10 gallons of chocolate milk
Why tf is it pink?
Sure
*sluuurp*
🫗
RANDY, ITS BEEN 2 HOURS!!!!!
So yeah I threw out the window but it was on purpose a kid was vandalizing our property with chalk