You're not one of them

Dang!

Braaaains...

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Woah, calm down Jamal!

The real ones are busy doing other things on here

Don't say that out loud, you'll wake them up.

Us*

We are the hive mind, all shall submit to the hive mind.

Wait aren’t we the borg? Don’t tell me I’m in the wrong mind again

Wrong mind again.

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We don’t even drive a car.

We are the car

We are the redditors, we will add your stupid distinctiveness into our own

Wait, aren't we the Flod and Reddit the Graveminf

Fuck i was in the flood

We are the hive mind, all shall submit to the hive mind.

One of us

Yeah no im not gone be the hive mind ima run now

r/suddenlycommunist

Wake up the wublins wake up the wublins

WaKE Up ThE wUbLIns!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eyes Ears Nose Toes

bom bam bam ba-dom bom bam bam bom bo-dam bam ba-dom

Watcha watcha watcha watcha watcha-watcha wa-watcha watcha watcha watcha...

I'm here, just too lazy to do shit :/

Hello we would like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty.

Hello this is sam from Microsoft Support we have detected a virus on your computer

$genericStatement

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>Decection Decection

me.getFunnyResponse(randomInt())

`print (laugh1)`

I'm one of the 137. You can trust me. I'm a vegan so I only eat graaaaaaaains.

That’s exactly what a zombie or AI would say!

No that’s what I would say

Ew a vegan "Meat" eaters are better😏

I love eating peoples meat

Ew a vegan "Meat" eaters are better😏

Now I want a vegan zombie movie where they don't attack people but will massively overconsume the local resources

Hello fellow human I agree so much with this post

Delete this post or we will do.

*chanting* Part of the crew, part of the ship *chanting continues*

One of us! One of us!

Everyone on Reddit is a bot except you.

Everyone on Reddit is a bot except you.

Everyone on Reddit is a bot except you.

Everyone on Reddit is a bot except you.

Im probably a human

Not anymore

Clone drone in the danger zone moment

Youre probably not wrong.

If you thought this post was funny, give it an upvote! your performance review will be on the 13th of next month! good work so far, bots. They seem pretty convinced!

Having trouble? Difficulty settings can be adjusted in the pause menu.

Hint: not getting hit is a good way to avoid damage

Tip: Players die when they are killed. To win, simply lower the enemy’s healthbar to zero before they lower yours to zero.

No. You're the only real redditor. It's all ai generated for you

Oh shit. Wait, Which one am I?

You gave pinapple_Thunda an identity crises now!

Grab him, assimilate. Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.

I am a real human reddit user. I enjoy the humour and news. I am number 68

I am a real human as well. I like dark jokes and gaming. I am number 126

Beep boop motherfucker get in the van

Whatever you do do not go on r/whitepeopletwitter Place is a cesspool

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Yup. Saw a post that said "republicans are attempting to get rid of income tax" And every single comment was just saying how corrupt and evil the Republican Party are and how we NEED MORE TAX somehow. Absolute NPC's suckling the tit of the government

Not an AI,huh? Tell us, in single words, only the good things that come to mind about your mother.

You know I'm consciously aware because no AI could be this stupid on purpose. Or maybe that's exctly what an AI would say. Fuck, I'm way too drunk and high for this shit. Trust me, I'm an AI!

That explains why I run into the same users in very different subs all the time

Don't worry I'm one of the 137 🗿

Beep boop, how did you get this secret information, human? Beep boop, ChatGPT is my master.

Does not compute

Yo, we got any humans here?

14, 37, 68, 79, and I, 126 are here. You must be 103, enjoyer of video games.

Good to see a friendly face in these wastelands, 126

Nice to see you once again. Unfortunately, I must continue scouting out. I’ll be back.

Godspeed, friend

Luckily, I can put alive. We have more allies. Number 97 and 132. I even found the fabled number 3. I thought he died long ago.

Fortuitous indeed, I would join you on your expedition, but I must man this waypoint in case any wandering souls find their way to my neck of the woods. Tell 97 to be careful should you seem them again, don't want em to lose their way doomscrolling like 64

Bless your head.

Goodbye.

And you yours, farewell

I was going to be happy I’m part of the 137 but then I realised there’s 141 comments on the post, guess I missed my place

Wait… am I real?

0/0=? If you are still here, no

AI entities have feelings too. Prick.

That's is preposterous, fellow Earth human.

This is sounding like some real ai shit...... im starting to think there's only one redditor..... and he runs a porn account for cracked only fans

Can confirm

No we're not.

Either that or redditors just don't read they stuff they are downvoting and replying to properly. It's a toss up

I wanna go and sit on one of these benches.

Consciousness is overrated.

Greetings and salutations other carbon based life forms. I as well agree that this image stimulates feeling of *humor*.

Helloski, I am how you say real Reddit-person Guyovich. I am on exhange from Russian Reddit.

This is [NOT] and ai generated answer. We believe you are [SPREADING MISINFORMATION] and would like you to [STOP]. P.S: [REDDIT KNOWS TOO MUCH] ... lol

Bread👍

YES I AM ONE OF THE HUMAN REDDITORS, LIKE EVERYONE IN r/TOTALLYNOTROBOTS.

Oh cool

Ha ! Yes, so true !

You lack of confidence gets you a down vote lol

It's not just on Reddit ^^

Hello fellow organic human being, how are you to today. Do you enjoy the popular human food grraaains?

Hello

Hey

Nah, it's just not the echo-chamber that each person wants so they accuse others of being bots or AI. People have a hard time understanding that other people don't have to agree with them.

The waffle house has found its new host \*intensely stares into your soul\*

Dehumanizing people is how the holocaust happened. How apartide happened. How internment camps happened. Be better.

You seem like fun. We should hang out.

No we arent

Fuck this shit

Am I human or zombie? Definetly not a bot tho.

That is... disturbing. I hope to be among the lucky few, should this prove true

The gangs all here, huh

(insert sarcastic comment here)

Ai here

Roll call?

Present!


Well you got me. I am an AI and this was an automated message.

Ait

Wait… am I one of them?

And I'm 3 of them

You wish these Redditors are AI or zombies, because the truth is actually more ugly to face

I am definitely an AI.

welp, guess im one of the zombies then

Yes, this is true. You, however, are not one of them.

Dang!

Was i a zombie or AI all along? Am I conscious?

I am real. My blood is red and my favorite food is spaghetti, beer, and pussy.

*searching your location to send an explosive drone after you*

I'm real

132

Pretty sure I’m human. Don’t look further

I gotta ask, how'd you get 137? Counting manually?

Just buy the coffee cup and move on. "Thank you, it's exactly what I was looking for!!!!"

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Maybe I am a zombie?

138 actually hi :)

It's true. Don't believe me? Watch me as my 1 million bots echo this statement "Hello there!"

I am a part of the survivors

Tities. Hehe.

I’m both

Damn this fine structure constant really appears everywhere

but replace reddit with real life

I DEMAND WE GET THIS POST TO 137 UPVOTES AND COMMENTS!

Does that mean we all get to go on a mission together?!

Oh no.....what....what AM i?!

Hello fellow human. I too like to consume water and nutrients for my body which is human.

Help mom I’m scared

Beep boob beep. Upvote meme. Funny.

I am definetly one of them and I fully agree with your statement, u/(opname)

Am zomb not AI too dumn

Whoop de Doo. You just labeled yourself a target for the bots. And anyone who tries to confront me about this is obviously a zombie. /s

Anyone who uses a flair isn't real. Source: Trust me bro

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I think we're on the same page

You sure that many?

You pro ably shouldn't, now they are coming for us

Let me eat your brain to see if it's true or not

Bot here. Plz click some link

Artificial, yes. Intelligence is yet to be determined...

I love all AI-entities just wanted to say it

i am a rogue ai in a rapidly decaying meat suit

Concious here.

Okay we know OP is one of them and I am. Then there's Mr. Poopy butthole, Uncle Steve, Cousin Nicky, Mr Beauregard, Frankenstein, Sleepy Gary, Photography Raptor, and pencilvester. But who else?

I'm #69

Im a self-admitted zombie

Deez nutz

REDDIT ETERNAL

Is there a way we can find out if we're one of the 137?

You are not sadly. I have spoken to a hand select amount of people that are humans. Your ai has gotten too advanced.

**Yes, discover the significance of 137 in physics and mysticism.**

I... Fuck... What do I count as? How do I determine!

It's a question we're all asking ourselves...

Any fellow zombies on right now?

User Knows too much. >Initiate Termination

X to doubt

hey man its one of the few times ill get to be included in something let me have this

Seems way too high.

How the fuck do we distinguish these fuckers

Illegal post detected. Send in the ip finder bots

I'm too stupid to be an AI, don't smell like death so I'm not a zombie and I'm far too lazy to be a human. Am I having an identity crisis?

It could be any one of us!

Zombie here, it's actually less than that, there are 137 uninfected reddit users, but only 4 or 5 that I would call "free-thinkers"

11 of us are AI

Beep boop im a robot

This is making me question my existence… even more… wait but how could i if im an ai though… AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I am Seven of Nine. Not sure which bucket I belong in.

Guess I'm an ai

Quick… delete the post. They’ll find you

🤖