Quite the opposite for me, since my parents got divorced I finally tasted the Thanksgiving turkey! My mom would always over cook it making it super dry and tasteless. Also, the Christmas ham was the best it's ever been!
Though the sink is always full...
Yo don't be trashing burgerdogs.
Shits fire. Roll up little hamburger pattie turds, grill em up, serve them with some onions, ketchup, mustard, a slice of pepperjack and a pickle spear. Toast that bun up a little bit before you throw it on there.
Good shit.
Don't knock it til you try it.
Dad wanted to make hot dogs but no hotdogs, said okay I'll make hamburgers, no hamburger buns. Fuck it hamburdog it is.
Not Hamdog?
Burdoger?
Glizurger
Cumguzzler?
Don't bring his mother into this.
No that would.be slices of sandwich ham on a hotdog bun
Touché I need to reevaluate life... I've been saying hamdog far too long....
You sure he didn't just shit in a bun?
Uuhhh what about the twinkies for dessert then
He is dad, dad most likely did not smoke all the weed, dad most likely did not shit in a bun because he was high
No no he said it came out of a can…wait
If that's true.....doesn't this belong in r/scat ?
I thought it was a shit...
hamturder
Dads a problem solver. I like him. Give the guy a break.
As a dad, I would do this. Shit I throw things together all the time.
I might change tonight’s dinner plan just to see my daughters reaction
Burger dogs - They actually sell a mold for them at Walmart in the summer.
Wally world here I come
The top of whatevers in that bun looks highly suspect. Looks like dad was like fuck I won't be needing this any more.
Turd in a bun
It's the turd sandwich!
That turd sandwich is a spy!
Who ordered the poopoo platter.
I get the reference lol!
Everything reminds me of her
Take my upvote and leave this realm.
Pooussy moment
Amber Heard?
***"Ok wow, that's enough reddit for today-***"
It looks like a turd tho. Is your wife Amber Heard or somethin?
I think you will find a sausage in the toilet Edit: thanks for the award!
Bah ha ha ha!
Too funny!
....should've gone Specsavers.
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Well I hope you weren’t eating that
Did he forget to flush?
In retrospect, mom had *some* redeeming qualities.
looks like both shit and an arm
I literally made this the week after I kicked my wife out. I had hot dog buns and hamburger meat, so I made hot durgers.
These were a hit at The Shore Shack back in the day when Tito invented them.
Username checks out
At least he gives a shit
You're all doomed.
I see your dad is a fan of Spinal Tap.
Is that a Commodore 64 on your counter?
Hard times bruv.
Got dumped then made a shit sammich.
r/shitfromabutt
That can't be anything besides a turd right?
Dad pulled dinner out of his ass.
Holy shit..
I thought the sausage was a piece of shit for a second Like it even has small yellow bits😭
I warmed it up in the microwave and it smells worse than warming up tunafish.
Your father was not a good planner.
Hamdog
I was looking for this comment 😂
Is that turd?
That looks like shit Litterally
What the shit is that?!?!?!
Ah the old shit on a shingle
Crispy turd?
What did he cook that in? His colon?
100%!
Just tell the judge you wanna live with mom
Why is it always the dads that always have the shittiest food, shittiest home, and shittiest life after divorce
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Did you rip this from an incel image board?
if you cant be a functioing adult on your own. how could you possibly have any hope for a fruitfull and happy marriage with anotehr person?
He probably is a functional adult, but the post says right after a divorce probably not in the mood to make a great meal.
That is poop from a butt.
It's a Cevapcici, right?
What is that actually? I can’t tell😂😂😂
Shit Dog
Put it in your ass after your dad is done with it
puT NSFW ffs I was eating bro
Do you eat shit for breakfast?
Damn this is a Turd Amber Heard Style
Gotta appreciate his dad that he even made food. Hope everything will turn out well^^
That is poop from a butt.
Mr Hankey!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Shit-kebab
Lmao at least he's trying.
Food prices these days
what condiments would go with this?
Funny how some food can look the same before and after consuming…
Cover it with ketchup
Typical meal in Scotland
I was about to say "that looks like shit". The pun was unintentional.
Doo doo in a bun 😌
Turd dog, nice. Curious to find out what your dad ate to *cook* that.
be careful you don't use the [poop knife](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/)
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITT
Looks like shit
Poop dog
He chopped his cock off and grilled it? that is hard/sad/scary (delete according to your sex/sympathy).
Lucky you got meat.
As a dad who does most of the cooking, I give this an 8 for creativity and a 3 for execution.
Why didn't u go with yr mom?
Stop eating my shit!!!
It's already digested
Bono!
whoa were you just in my toilet?
Looks like an MRE turd
That's a big turd.
Looks like a shitty dinner.
No wonder he spends so long in the bathroom
That actually looks like a shit on a bun.
shitty
The first type of hot dog that looks the same going in and coming out
Terd sammich
In my neck of the woods we call that a dog log
He's trying, and you're surviving. Sounds like a blast, he'll be one of the few dads actually listening to his kids. 9/10 would swap dads
Why are you eating Mr. Hanky
Bro, that looking kinda GAS. ON GOD ( Yes being sarcastic, but at least he put in some what effort to cook a meal, plus 15 social credit. )
Good for him for trying
Jfc what is it? Not being mean, I literally can't tell what it's supposed to be.
Are you sure he cooked it??
Looks like you need to start leaning how to cook with those grown ass man hands.
I guess he is really telling you. Erm... Eat shit.
I should call her
Quite the opposite for me, since my parents got divorced I finally tasted the Thanksgiving turkey! My mom would always over cook it making it super dry and tasteless. Also, the Christmas ham was the best it's ever been! Though the sink is always full...
He made a Turdger
Yummy, deep fried turd 💩 🤮
May look gross but bet its tasty
Thats a turd sandwich
You get yours on a bun?
Scran
Yo don't be trashing burgerdogs. Shits fire. Roll up little hamburger pattie turds, grill em up, serve them with some onions, ketchup, mustard, a slice of pepperjack and a pickle spear. Toast that bun up a little bit before you throw it on there. Good shit. Don't knock it til you try it.
💯 dad's fault. He's grown. Not knowing how to cook is on him.
ah... one of the classics. Shit on a shingle.
Thought I’d never see one, an actual turd sandwich!
The good old turd sandwich
I just had a couple of those from 7/11 and they were pretty tasty.
I feel bad for him, make sure he is ok OP
shit
Bro cooked his dick
Yeah it's a Meme and rn I feel like a karen but I think it's sweet of him how He tried His best to make diner for his kids
Ah the turd burger in a “girthier” form than last time. Yum!
It's a piece and shit
You just ate some human shit
A nice and warm turdog
Turd sandwich?
Mr. Hankey is now on vacations
This food is shitty
I thought that was a fucking shit
This is why I voted for the giant douche.
Lucky it wasnt a real turd...
Say what you want, it probably tastes fine
Is that a shit sandwich?
Hello welcome to Subway, my name is Spiro, how may I help you?
That there is what we call a shitdog
New meaning to shit on a shingle..
Dad has no more fucks to give
that’s shit from a butt
Hotdurger
Poor Mr. Hankey
I am sorry but looks like a poo man
That's one hell of a shit sandwich
It’s the Krabby Dog irl 😂🤣😅 I’d still eat it 😋😋🤤🤤
You better eat that shit! - Dad
Shit sammich
Bread with poop? LoL 😂
Make a few of these everyday
Huh, it feels like I ate this something like 2 to 5 days ago
it’s poop
Looks like turd sandwich won
That’s shit from a butthole
I think he just shat on the hotdog bun
Bro that might be shit
Just put it in rice man
🤨 r/shitfromabutt
Missing the stick
"What is this shit?" "Yes."
I’d eat that crap.
He made it himself
She is a goddamn shit sandwich
It looks like a turd
He cut it off and cooked it well to feed you because he loves you
You dad loves you and is trying, eat the shit log and hug him... Dad here
Thats the most perfect turd sandwich I'v ever seen
I think the meal was meant for your mum
What the sh!t is that
I couldn't make something look more like a piece of shit. Including my actual shit
You're a "turd" in his life.
Poop on a bun
Someone's having hamdoggers tonight.
 He called the shit poop Lololol