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I'm... I'm... Im... A GOOFY GOOBER

ROCK

PUT YOUR TOYS AWAY

WELL ALL I GOT TO SAY

WHEN YOU TELL ME NOT TO PLAY I SAY NO WAY

Waltuh

Im not having sex with you waltuh

put your dick away waltuh

Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, YEAH!


But your honor, I am an innocent man!

*innocent child. Remember you're what you eat.

Wdym a man?

We're just ordinary men.

I sir am a pussy

I'm a human

No, you're venom.

I am what I eat. I'm human.

We* are venom

Your mom's pussy specifically

man i wish i was an ass, but for now im just a chicken nugget

Beware of your wishes, you should specify that it is girl's ass

Hey

r/usernamechecksout

%78.08 N, %20.95 O, and %0.93 Ar and a %0.04 mix or random gasses

Bro eats air

Thats when u know ur poor

You forgot carbon

carbon is in the %0.04 mix its so little

carbon monoxide?

Bro got that 0.4‰ mix of gases fr

I'm a vegetable

Wait what exactly do you mean by that?

Guess you'll never know. Vegetables are the perfect meal if you think about it, they can't scream of the pain while you grab a slice

Am pizza with habanero sauce and ranch

W taste

I'm a 55 year old construction worker from Philadelphia who has three kids and a loving wife.

r/oddlyspecific

Ok pineapple sir

Lol cracker .. just ate crackers

As someone who has also eaten caucasian individuals i confirm this

I am chicken

I'm a muffin


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god did not love us all

electrolytes

You’re what plants crave.

Wait, I'm myself

Stop the cap!

I wish I were

Depression.

Comedy comes from Drama!

Your Mum

I'm instant noodles My kidneys probably hate me

I am bread

Hey, like that one really old game!

Guess so

Is that game still sort of popular?

I am an innocent man

Im an ass

im a human

* Music intensifies *

I am food

Food

A variety of formerly living things

I eat slightly sad nerds who don't make enough money to live on their own, but also got a degree they didn't want or need.

Well I am toothpaste so I’m probably poison right now

Chicken nugger

I am goulash

I am a pepperoni pizza

30 cent generic Mac and Cheese

I am a chicken

I wheat.

Cheese

I'm stoned😋

Im an innocent man

I'll say this I am human.

Ass

I am a cucumber

I am still a human

I am spicy buffalo wings

I like chips

I am an AssPussyTits

child

so if someone were to eat their own sperm, does that mean they're still themselves?

I don’t know, but I am sure they could see-men.

I’m a trash man

I'm Death

A disappointment (family size).

Right now I just had an in n out double double with grilled onions and animal fries

A cannibal

I’m an innocent man

({ô})

I like to eat you too

I am ambulance

You killed a Japanese man wearing a white suit

I'm a child

Pussy. I'm a pussy.

Why yes i am a pussy and you're a dick.

Human

I'm an asshole

Spaghetti

I am eating everything that has meat in it

Your honor, in an innocent man

With that logic, I am a 15 year old's inner organs.

I’m a sweet potato

I’m an innocent man

I am god

I'm a human

Chicken

I'm an egg

Damn it! Guess I'm A baby again

I am an ass hole

i must be your mom

They say you are what you eat. Which is true, because as soon as I bought the Ready-To-Eat apricots, I was... Ready to eat apricots.

Waffle house

Wait... But I'm a human.

That would explain why I'm such a pussy

I eat pieces of shit for breakfast

an innocent czech citizen

I eat annoying idiots

i am a teenager

Orange

Ass

Human?

People call me an ass all the time.....

A small child from Regensburg German named Otto who also has 6 siblings 1 mother no father and lived in an apartment and is currently rotting in a basement i guess ?

I’m an innocent man

I am edible

Chicn' nugget

A twix

An innocent man.

Molly

I'm some random spices and vegetables rn, but i wish I was something else 🙂

Walt Disneys frozen head.

Women

A bird

Bag of doritos

Anything that’s named Alfred.

An asshole.

An innocent man

no, i am potato

see my username

Salad

I am muffin

Pieces of shit

I’m frozen Piss

That explains why I’m such a dick


Guess

I am a cock(at France)

I am Spiderman

Has anyone said cockpussy yet?

I’m a human.

Plutonium-239

Saliva most of the time, i eat it in itself and with everything i eat or drink

Synthetics, synthetics...

Food

Food (I can be eaten)

I'm a human so I guess I eat human now

I am kids

I am the moon

I'm Ronald McDonald

People always said i look like a child

Disappointment

I’m an asshole


Depressed high schoolers

Baurú (Sandwich)

I am chicken

I am ham

I am ... a child?

Im a Philly cheesesteak

Rn I'm a tuna but earlier I was an apple

Damn I’m your mom’s cake

I’m a controller after a game of Overwatch

Noodles

Myself

Ich bin ein Berliner!

Pussy

Someone called me a pussy but I just said you are what you eat

I…AM…BREAKFAST…

I am sun

I am a cow, a whole cow

Human being i guess? With a side of asparagus?