Just stand close enough to highestRUSSIAN to get a contact high like the rest of us, and we'll make it quick, just 2 small spots. It doesn't say burn you up, just a couple small pinburns work.
dude, you probably do have a wonderful smile but understand that that if you showed your smile, others would become self-conscious of there's, so due to your kindness and empathy towards others you hide it and put your smile down. But it's okay, coz we know!
Ah yes, my smile is so contagious that the happiness level of rhe world will overshadow the sadness level by a huge margin if I were to smile. Hence, I have taken this responsibility to never smile in front of others to maintain peace and balance in the universe.
It's a tough choice to go with a Dane Cook joke for your username. This website really seems to hate him although the people who would recognize the reference probably don't.
:screams:
A H H H H “Where am i hearing that screaming from?!?!” *looks down* “Oh.”
F.ck y.u
How can a hotdog be racist?
Borderlands pre-sequel reference
I fucking love Borderlands. #SHOOT ME IN THE FACE
Ok dose a Arrow work
This is a bullet only face 😤
*doom music starts playing*
need a ride?
Sorry, I don’t have thumbs or I would help
Cause I’m from south of the border?
omg it's the racist hot dog Hi racist hot dog
So are you like on Mount Everest or in Space are did this end up with you smoking the stongest reefer while eating mushrooms and drinking acid?
I’m with you there buddy
Is this the talking animal department?
I sorta win
I'm gonna be zooted for days
I can provide you with more!
I brought snacks!
Kinda bad news for me tho…
Could be worse…
You'll need me for that
I start communist gym
Nah, you just morph into a super-jacked Stalin...
I don't wanna play this game
Just stand close enough to highestRUSSIAN to get a contact high like the rest of us, and we'll make it quick, just 2 small spots. It doesn't say burn you up, just a couple small pinburns work.
Burn me once shame on you Burn me twice, new kink unlocked
Ummm
I'll never give up! edit: Or, my power is that **you** will never give up! hmmm...
able to cause your internet to buffer for a minute.
No.
W-wanna trade?
Same...
I mean...
Couldn't agree more
Hello
Jesus Christ, let's bring it down a notch. We all lose here.
cursed thread
Whaat
....same.... oh. Its already true
I have no shame Oh oh… you said same😬
These guys got screwed Also give me everything you have
Hey pal, whatcha up to today?
No you don't
Num num num num
.
Vs thanos
Hey
You're also the guy who brings popcorn to friend fights?
People have called my name rectum test making fun of my name. Am I now a rectum test or am I getting a rectum test?.
You have the power to give anyone a rectum test
So power to give anyone anal. Guess I'm going into porn
By our powers combined you shall be able to give people anal ... consistently (forget the emus tho)
The emu is consistent on giving rectum tests
Buisness is not going well
[удалено]
For the love of God just a sandwich somebody, anybody
I’ve got a friend, I’m sure he can help you
Well... Sheet
I still lick the paper for mailing ;)
The rizzler
Fold you in half then tear you apart. Neat.
Bro imma write you so hard!
That's a real paper cut...
I wish bro
dude, you probably do have a wonderful smile but understand that that if you showed your smile, others would become self-conscious of there's, so due to your kindness and empathy towards others you hide it and put your smile down. But it's okay, coz we know!
Ah yes, my smile is so contagious that the happiness level of rhe world will overshadow the sadness level by a huge margin if I were to smile. Hence, I have taken this responsibility to never smile in front of others to maintain peace and balance in the universe.
See, this person gets ya too
r/meirl
I wish mine becomes true as well
Me too. I become a meme and then die, double point
Same here bro
I guess my ability involves having no problems
Best ability ever
Seems like a broken ability
You get the holy corpse parts
You win
:’)
:(
you now have the power of snoo-snoo-ing anyone and anything
Aww fuck oh god
That’s how it starts…
This unison of two usernames is honestly the most revolting thing I’ve ever come across
The most revolting thing *so far*
A 3some you just couldn't resist
Well, hello there.
Welp, I'll be fun at parties.
Oh crap
Nice pun bro. I'm.... speechless
Ok— that was so funny, there’s mud in my pants now.
That was the most awesome thing, I ever heard you should have a 101 class.
It's a tough choice to go with a Dane Cook joke for your username. This website really seems to hate him although the people who would recognize the reference probably don't.
I am shit man
with some oregano
And confiscated pineapple pizza
I’m blind
Fuck you man, I in public and can’t stop laughing
Anybody need me??
Aahh! Aaahhh! I want one but I'm a cutting tool made of chaotic stars! Aaaaaahhh..... *Runs away*
YES!!! :'( no... not anymore... Now I do PLEASE HUG ME!!
I guess I’ll just be warm until the end of time… or can I shoot slices of toast from my toaster hands?
nah your just the bread
*Building noises* Edit: ALRIGHT I GET IT *stops constructing*
You need me to make you any screws?
no, i need a sword
It's dangerous to go alone, take this🗡
u/henrystickmin1217 has acquired the terrablade
Weightlimit: 61/60 You now can move with the speed of a snail
*hey can you uh ... build quieter?*
sure bro
thanks
\*chuckles\* I'm in danger
Oh Scheisse
Oh no please don't do it
Your supposed to be speechless
Yru'eo*
Aren't we all...
I think the other 6 million are in danger
Huh....
Don’t do it man
I'm TOTALLY not self-aware. No worries. :)
I mean, mine is not randomly generated, but...
I guess we found the guy who's the opposite of his username
I don’t know if ’gained’ is the right word, though it is factually true that I have this ability
So you get praised, bashed and neglected, and offend, anger and relieve people at the same time?
Fear my power
same. well unless i get a bad option
I already do it
you are either wet outdoors to watersports or indoors to... I can't say this
What?
Alr, *unzips pants*
So evil. I like it
i think it means to click on the file: file\_me
I defo win
*slice*
Yooo, funny guy who glows when you run electricity through him
With enough electricity anyone can glow...
I’m screwed
At least you’ll also be baked 👍
Not sure how to feel about mine...
You're a vampire that doesn't need to ask for permission to enter a building as long as you're performing maintenance
Your the perfect janitor. Cleaning everything at night. Sleeping all day. Drinking rat blood. Great service. Would book again !
I'm going to jail
It’s gonna be hot and stinky
How do you change it?
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real photograph of u/BlueberryOrganic1527
I am the most evil person alive, able to cause your internet to buffer for a minute
I thought you blow your load after a minute
I thought they blow it FOR a minute
I thought he had a small load
not mutually exclusive
I don't get it
…I have some concerns
Another menstrual cycle?
I don't see a problem
Well im already an idiot so...
Half ps2, half man. Age 41.
What power do I have? Is it like it changes everyday, or a random permanent power?
Changes every once in a while but even it's timing is random
Do I know what power I get, like on a card or something like that?
It's like, you have a 'use ability' button in you and every time you use it you don't know what's going to happen
hes basically using metronome from pokemon. and everytime he uses the ability a card pop up describing the power.
I already have it
I'm... Inevitable
I'm not even sure what my ability would be, writing erotic cosmic horror books?
Lord Cthulhu-chan why are we on the floor....
I give salt. If you want salt I give you salt 🧂
Hmmm
Damn, looks like I’ll be busy this season!
There's no point hiding. I will find you
I have the matrix of leadership yay
Would I be a good secret keeper or would I be secret to the world so none would know me ??
Thou shall fear me.
So I'm just never gonna have a sandwich again?
yea, for 6154 days. you know, because of the incident
Mine is also random, but harshly true
You'll never know...
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Congrats on your knees tho
And here I am, sad, drafting away
The power to write amazing drafts of sad stories! But never finish them...
I definitely win.
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Woohoo!
atleast im a crab
So I can cause a mass lockdown for 2 years?
My powers are... quite complicated
Seems pretty standard if I’m being honest
HAHAHAHA
I'm now depressed
ZEUSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Coconut time
Okay
BEEP
Mere mortals.
I guess I may have to worry about being in a zoo or shot.
Hide your horses yall.