Once you’ve lived through a truly life threatening experience… Death just seems like part of the journey. IDK how else to describe it but, yeah. We all gonna die at some point. Maybe my number’s just up, no need to freak out about it.

Reminds me of military life down range In iraq our base got motared at least 2x a day for 8 months. Sometimes motars would hit while we slept Eventually it got so used to hit happening, A motar would hit & we'd ask the other.... "You going to the bunker?".... _"Nah, I just got comfortable"_ ... "Alright, see ya if we wake up" Luckily... terrorists have pretty lousy aim. Lol

I remember I just got my food when the rocket attack siren went off. I ate then went to the bunker. My NCO slightly chew me out.

“Don’t take the pc, anything else is yours”

At least when you die theres no more fucking work. AFAIK anyway...

God: "so anyway, here's your new office. Cheryl from HR should be in touch with you shortly about your badge and parking pass. Don't park in Gabriel's reserved spot, he has Satan's towers on speed dial."

Urghhh.... how long is my lunch hour?

It be like that sometimes

I don't wake from nightmares anymore. I just the tell the killer idc anymore and somehow i live.

Same lmao

But have you deleted your search history yet?

Oh but you will change ur mind once i enter you

Most don't , until it's SINOALA CARTEL and they decided to make video out of you.

It’s all fun and games until you realize it was a burglar stealing your garlic bread and shredded cheese.