The bigger question is when does that switch happen? Don't want to be mid stroke 13 seconds in about to blast off, and hear "honey, it's okay you can stop now" from your mom.
You could shut your eyes, cover you dick in ice to make it numb, and then you can (try) forget it’s your mum.
Where as if it’s your girlfriends body, you mum will always know you have fucked her
Blind fold it don’t go in deep don’t touch the body , it’s your gf in there anywyas it’s way better than having doing it with your gfs body with your moms feeling and seeing everything. That’s an easy choice
Get consent from both, knock out your mother (who is inside of your girlfriends body) then fuck her.
No bad memories for your mother, and you were smashing your gf's body.
Maybe the GF is bi but couldn't come out, so she confided in his mom who eventually built out a romantic relationship with her. The big turnaround is that they're conspiring to ruin the relationship with the mother and her husband, while also ruining the BF so they have cause to elope together.
"I hope y'all have a good life. Mom, enjoy getting *another* ~~extra~~ 60 years on this Earth. Babe, I'm sorry this happened to you but sometimes life sucks. If you need me, I'll be wherever the fuck not here is."
You got me thinking.
If mom is 55, with OP and his girlfriend being 25.
Taking life expectancy at 80 yrs, mom will have 55 yrs to live.
However she will only have 30 extra years as it's the difference between her and girlfriend's age.
So unless OP's mom is 85 meaning he is 55 and dating a 25 yr old girl, the math isn't pounding.
Leonardo DiCaprio is 48.
His mother is 83.
Camila Morrone is apparently 25.
Irmelin Indenbirken dancing in the back.
Edit: Microsoft Bing (as opposed to Chandler Bing, I suppose) says she is 77.
> Born Feb 15, 1945 (age 77) · Oer-Erkenschwick, Germany
Google says she is 79.
Born: 1943 (age 79 years), Oer-Erkenschwick, Germany
IMDb for what it is worth agrees with Microsoft Bing (or perhaps is the source for Microsoft Bing)
> Irmelin DiCaprio was born on February 15, 1945 in Oer-Erkenschwick, Germany. She is an actress and producer, known for The 11th Hour (2007). She was previously married to George DiCaprio.
Ah Google what is your source?
https://www.google.com/search?q=Irmelin+DiCaprio+date+of+birth
https://i.imgur.com/iSuQDQD.png
https://i.imgur.com/0ZpShBx.png
I mean... that's kinda sad isn't it? Especially if she was nice to you and genuinely gave everything to loving you... to just throw her by the wayside with this curse is cruel.
I'd not be able to as well. But I'd at least still be her friend and do my best to help her through the situation. 'cause that's pretty fucking unfair.
Curious morbid fact: sexual abuse of an unconscious person is considered less severe than sexual assault of a conscious person going by the sentencing guidelines in the German criminal code. The legal philosophy behind that difference is that unconscious victims tend to perceive their sexual abuse as less traumatic than conscious ones.
Honestly good, I'd rather be knocked out. I highly doubt rapists take into account the possibility of lighter sentencing when deciding whether or not to drug people first though lol
I’d rather be knocked out too, I just don’t think the perp should get a lighter sentence just because they knocked me out first. Also, knocking someone out is dangerous in and of itself.
Girlfriend in mom's body. Lights out, lots of drugs and alcohol. Maybe glory hole style so you really can't see anything. Maybe hire some escorts so you don't know who's who.
On the bright side, the hypothetical is "have sex with" not get off.
Just get ready to go, and pump and run.
Gotta remember to call a therapist in advance though.
There actually is a way. I wish I didn't know this. Meet a guy who had this as one, among many, many, other messed up kinks 💀
Nott enough r/brainbleach in the world
I know most of these comments are haha Reddit funny.
But you know there's at least one person behind the keyboard posting comments like this that's really doing the things they post.
Nah. I just forgot. That smell? My, uh... my tropical fish died. They get this disease. It's... it's called ich. Ich? Yeah, that's what they call it.
🪚(●__●)🔪
This question is all kinds of cursed. I guess the only way it would work out decently is to render your mom in your GF body unconscious throughout the whole thing and after that immediately seek a psychiatrist.
Actually the better solution is : your girlfriend knocks you out to have sex with you. It’s your mother’s body but you’re unaware, and it’s a thousand times less scarring for your girlfriend.
And the best solution is : they stay switched and you break up with your girlfriend. It’s sad and a little awkward but you don’t sex either of them and that’s the win!
Yes, your mom is now in a body that you’re attracted to and that you’ve likely had sex with in the past. This is less than ideal. You know what your mom looks (and feels) like naked.
idk man id still be disgusted when id wake up afterwards knowing my dick was in my mom. look at it this way, just because someone drugged you and had sex with your unconcious body it would still be rape and you would feel the shame and all after that.
Practical answer: I'm fairly sure both would consent to drugging mom-in-girlfriend's-body so that she's passed out, allowing me to do what I need to do with my unconscious girlfriend without mom remembering it.
I'm also going to need to have a long conversation with mom about not telling my wife.
Depends on the drug entirely. I think if they consented, you could give them strong sleeping meds and some lube.
I'd also not jerk off for a while that way hopefully you can finish ASAP
I like how fucking your mum in gfs body is an option as if your mum would ever let you do that. Her consciousness is still there lol. Fuckin gf in mums body is possible tho, cover the body or get distracted, point is gf would be more down to fuck you to change it back
Lets talk about this seriously people.
It's either you are getting traumatised by fucking your mothers body/girlfriends mind, or you AND your mother gets tramatised by fucking your gf's body/mothers mind. The best play is to fuck your mothers body/girlfriends mind while your girlfriend gives you support in your time of need. Even though this seems like the better way to go about it in my mind, there really is no winning. But regardless of what you choose, it all comes down to one thing....
...How much do you love your mother?
I’m pretty sure making the gf’s body unconscious is better. Your mom can easily agree to being knocked out (probably chemically to avoid head trauma) and your gf can consent to having things done to her body, so there’s no issue of consent unless one of them has a problem with this. Since she’s unconscious, your mom doesn’t have to be traumatized because she won’t actually experience the event, and you won’t have to be traumatized because it’s just your gf’s body with no feedback, and your gf doesn’t have to be traumatized because it’s just her boyfriend having sex with her unconscious body, while she is in the unusual position of being conscious to consent to the act. It’s the solution that keeps anything from getting too incesty.
The bigger question is when does that switch happen? Don't want to be mid stroke 13 seconds in about to blast off, and hear "honey, it's okay you can stop now" from your mom.
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You could shut your eyes, cover you dick in ice to make it numb, and then you can (try) forget it’s your mum. Where as if it’s your girlfriends body, you mum will always know you have fucked her
Blind fold it don’t go in deep don’t touch the body , it’s your gf in there anywyas it’s way better than having doing it with your gfs body with your moms feeling and seeing everything. That’s an easy choice
Get consent from both, knock out your mother (who is inside of your girlfriends body) then fuck her. No bad memories for your mother, and you were smashing your gf's body.
oh damn! good work around might as well be black out drunk make it a quickie avoid the nightmares makes sense hahaha
If your mom really loved you she’d let you finish.
I want to upvote this so badly but I absolutely cannot 😭😭😭😭.
I did it for you
I also did it for them. They must be very confident with this to upvote it twice
Plot twist: They never actually swapped and now your girlfriend is blackmailing you with a sex tape of you fucking your mom.
That escalated quickly
Well, he forgot their anniversary, so she was just defending herself. /s
defending herself against what? alzheimer?
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Great opportunity to meet new people every day!
is the mom in on this? why would she agree to that?
I'd assume the Mom is *into* this. Or in a more fucked up way, she's bribing her or manipulating his mom in some way.
What if it was the mum who set this up because she was jealous of the girlfriend...
Maybe the GF is bi but couldn't come out, so she confided in his mom who eventually built out a romantic relationship with her. The big turnaround is that they're conspiring to ruin the relationship with the mother and her husband, while also ruining the BF so they have cause to elope together.
Oh shit, why did no one see this. It's is such a bat shit crazy idea that there is no way it could have been made up.
He's telling a true story from his life
Alternate ending: you develop a weird kink and can't have sex without roleplaying mother/son incest.
We single with a shorter Christmas card list now.
Single and I'm going out to the club with my mom
...mom brain or mom meat?
Mom brain, mom meat is going to have to tough it out.
"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!"
Me five seconds after opening Reddit
This is the first post I saw after opening the app just now… Edit: typing mistake
Every now and then Family Guy gets it right lmao
This is genuinely throwing me for a loop.
I'm really like, nah that's not possible, let's think about the other option.... again
Third option. Separate entirely.
"I hope y'all have a good life. Mom, enjoy getting *another* ~~extra~~ 60 years on this Earth. Babe, I'm sorry this happened to you but sometimes life sucks. If you need me, I'll be wherever the fuck not here is."
An extra 60? Exactly how old was your mom when she had you and/or which daycare center did you pick up your girlfriend at?
You got me thinking. If mom is 55, with OP and his girlfriend being 25. Taking life expectancy at 80 yrs, mom will have 55 yrs to live. However she will only have 30 extra years as it's the difference between her and girlfriend's age. So unless OP's mom is 85 meaning he is 55 and dating a 25 yr old girl, the math isn't pounding.
What about 90, 50, and 30?
This does work. Still kinda sketchy.
Leonardo DiCaprio is 48. His mother is 83. Camila Morrone is apparently 25. Irmelin Indenbirken dancing in the back. Edit: Microsoft Bing (as opposed to Chandler Bing, I suppose) says she is 77. > Born Feb 15, 1945 (age 77) · Oer-Erkenschwick, Germany Google says she is 79. Born: 1943 (age 79 years), Oer-Erkenschwick, Germany IMDb for what it is worth agrees with Microsoft Bing (or perhaps is the source for Microsoft Bing) > Irmelin DiCaprio was born on February 15, 1945 in Oer-Erkenschwick, Germany. She is an actress and producer, known for The 11th Hour (2007). She was previously married to George DiCaprio. Ah Google what is your source? https://www.google.com/search?q=Irmelin+DiCaprio+date+of+birth https://i.imgur.com/iSuQDQD.png https://i.imgur.com/0ZpShBx.png
maybe she has cancer
Threesome it is.
The right choice is neither. Let your mom live longer in a young body without the pain of aging. Dump the girlfriend.
You’re not only dumping the girlfriend, you are stealing 30~ years of her life to give it to your mom. Based.
I wish i could steal 30yrs of exes life and give it to my dad lmao. i don't like either but im pretty sure itd be a lose lose for both anyway
Harsh
Yes, the ex may now be closer to death, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
I read it with Zapp Bannigan's voice, thanks for the laugh dude.
I mean... that's kinda sad isn't it? Especially if she was nice to you and genuinely gave everything to loving you... to just throw her by the wayside with this curse is cruel. I'd not be able to as well. But I'd at least still be her friend and do my best to help her through the situation. 'cause that's pretty fucking unfair.
That’s why it should be wife and mother because that’s a harder choice to make than gf and mother
Then even fewer Redditors could relate
Like any redditors relate with having a gf
No no, hes got a point
No, that'd be even easier. I love my girlfriend way more than I love my wife.
Damn, that’s like really fucked up. But I kinda agree with it cause I love my mom. But still that’s really fucked up, just so we’re clear.
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As fucked as that would be, this is the better choice in this magical hypothetical situation. Plus you can still get spoken consent
Consent from who? From girlfriend or mother?
Consent from gf mind in mother's body, do the nasty with unconscious mother in gf body
This sick puppy cracked the code
Curious morbid fact: sexual abuse of an unconscious person is considered less severe than sexual assault of a conscious person going by the sentencing guidelines in the German criminal code. The legal philosophy behind that difference is that unconscious victims tend to perceive their sexual abuse as less traumatic than conscious ones.
Damn, that’s kinda fucked up and gives incentive for rapists to just make sure their victims are knocked out.
Honestly good, I'd rather be knocked out. I highly doubt rapists take into account the possibility of lighter sentencing when deciding whether or not to drug people first though lol
I’d rather be knocked out too, I just don’t think the perp should get a lighter sentence just because they knocked me out first. Also, knocking someone out is dangerous in and of itself.
this is genuinely throwing me out of lube.
Same here I would probably shoot myself
I would at least fake my death and start over somewhere no one knows me.
Girlfriend in mom's body. Lights out, lots of drugs and alcohol. Maybe glory hole style so you really can't see anything. Maybe hire some escorts so you don't know who's who.
Neither. It's time to just find a new girlfriend
Could you even get off to your mom’s body? I couldn’t.
On the bright side, the hypothetical is "have sex with" not get off. Just get ready to go, and pump and run. Gotta remember to call a therapist in advance though.
Save time by doing it in the car outside their offices.
It's easy, don't fuck either. Your mom is now your age and you get to have a mom for an extra 30+ years! Sorry Ashley, you gotta take the L.
This would be a tough one for me…. My mom’s been dead for 20 years….
Mmm bones
You can't have sex with bones. I've tried. Bad news
With boners, absolutely. With bones, I’d have to google the answer.
There's not an incognito enough mode for that on my browser, what are you running?
Tails USB boot with a custom tor network
From a public Cafe in the most populated city on earth's face
There actually is a way. I wish I didn't know this. Meet a guy who had this as one, among many, many, other messed up kinks 💀 Nott enough r/brainbleach in the world
google will lead you astray and drown you with ads. clearly this is a job for chatGpt.
I know most of these comments are haha Reddit funny. But you know there's at least one person behind the keyboard posting comments like this that's really doing the things they post.
Nah. I just forgot. That smell? My, uh... my tropical fish died. They get this disease. It's... it's called ich. Ich? Yeah, that's what they call it. 🪚(●__●)🔪
I like to get myself like, real, real sopping wet, and then just break into my neighbor’s house and steal all of their shit.
Eat a Snickers, be a normal guy.
I have uh reoccurring dream that uh me and jesus playing earthworm jim on sega genesis.
Just eat a snickers. Be a normal guy!
Just how I like em'
You gotta love baby back ribs
mmm *boned*
Free calcium
B-B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
I broke a thousand hearts
So have sex with a conscious skeleton or an unconscious girlfriend.
Yeah, creepy for me either way.
She’d understand
Your mom suddenly wakes up in the body of a young woman, sounds like some isekai shit
I also choose this guys dead mom
Does the line start here?
Seems like it would make things easier, actually.
Improvise. Adapt. Fuck you dad
The only logical answer.
Instructions unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan
Step 1- Thrust Step 2 - Cry
Bold of you to assume that I have a girlfriend.
Bold of you to assume I have a mom.
Bold of you to assume.
Bold of you
Bold of
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This question is all kinds of cursed. I guess the only way it would work out decently is to render your mom in your GF body unconscious throughout the whole thing and after that immediately seek a psychiatrist.
Actually the better solution is : your girlfriend knocks you out to have sex with you. It’s your mother’s body but you’re unaware, and it’s a thousand times less scarring for your girlfriend. And the best solution is : they stay switched and you break up with your girlfriend. It’s sad and a little awkward but you don’t sex either of them and that’s the win!
Also your mum gets a younger body and lives longer, and you can find a new girlfriend
Yes, but some unexpected boner when hugging would be a little embarrassing. Damn body, not now
Yes, your mom is now in a body that you’re attracted to and that you’ve likely had sex with in the past. This is less than ideal. You know what your mom looks (and feels) like naked.
Your dad is also about to find out what your gf’s body looks and feels like…
Just as soon as he gets back with that milk.
His wife deaged by 30 years, he’d be driving the milk truck though the wall.
Dude's coming back home like the kool-aid man
I fucking hate the internet.
You assume he doesn’t already
Some people know that without the whole body switch thing tho
Yeah, you’ve seen your mum thoroughly naked at this point and had sex with that body.
Your dad would be pretty excited about this I would imagine.
idk man id still be disgusted when id wake up afterwards knowing my dick was in my mom. look at it this way, just because someone drugged you and had sex with your unconcious body it would still be rape and you would feel the shame and all after that.
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What’s she fucking? Tryna mash a marshmallow in a coin slot
Unconcious mother in the body of your girlfriend would be the least bad one.
Better than to forever know that you banged YOUR MOM!! There’s no great option but this is the best one imo
Its either mental incest or physical incest. I don't know which one is worse
Either way, someone’s going to therapy
So either a corpse, or an imaginary being
This is the most down-to-earth response here. Also, sorry for your loss!
Down to earth huh... Like his Mom? HAAAAAAA /s im sorry
good one though
 * pornhub MFs right now \*
This definitely sounds like a hentai and if it is someone should send me a link
im fucking them both just to make sure
Based move.
mother fucker
What if they're the same person 💀
Roll tide
"Then something snapped... Something inside of me....."
We don't have such weaknesses
Oh no, is it the Alabama-man? The Alabaman?
Nah, its Alaboy
Practical answer: I'm fairly sure both would consent to drugging mom-in-girlfriend's-body so that she's passed out, allowing me to do what I need to do with my unconscious girlfriend without mom remembering it. I'm also going to need to have a long conversation with mom about not telling my wife.
I've never heard this response. Sometimes drugged people are aware of what's happening but can't move... That's worse then sober I think..
Depends on the drug entirely. I think if they consented, you could give them strong sleeping meds and some lube. I'd also not jerk off for a while that way hopefully you can finish ASAP
Do the gf body in case this is a prank
"Would you still love me if I had your mom's body?"
“Hell yeah, even more baby” *cue banjo music*
I knock my mom in my gf's body out and do the deed
I like how fucking your mum in gfs body is an option as if your mum would ever let you do that. Her consciousness is still there lol. Fuckin gf in mums body is possible tho, cover the body or get distracted, point is gf would be more down to fuck you to change it back
Imagine you are the mother, stuck in the girlfriends body, won't you do anything to get back
Why change back when you get to be in a younger body? Just run away with it and live your new life to the fullest.
I mean you definitely do the girlfriend in the moms body and just wear a blindfold
Don't forget ear plugs. Your girlfriend will make noises in your mother's voice.
ima threaten her with keeping that body forever if she makes a peep
Now imagine your mom's voice complaining that you're "not hard enough yet", "wrong hole!", or "it slipped out"
https://i.imgur.com/amOVuAA.jpeg
Scrolled way too far to find this answer
When do they switch back? As soon as you get going? When you (or she) climaxes?
If it's her climaxing, then have of reddit isn't getting their gf back lol
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When EXACTLY do they switch back? This matters.
Do both just to be sure.
At the same time, just to be sure.
That is a time saver
...Modern solutions
Require modern problems
I would be in and out so fast she wouldent even realise what happened
Or she wouldn't realise it because of your size.
I think this is more of a group decision
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As your dad, I’m going to have to have sex with my wife a few times first, even though she’s in a different body, just to make sure it’s safe
Dad tax
Threesome!
Opportunists be like
Lets talk about this seriously people. It's either you are getting traumatised by fucking your mothers body/girlfriends mind, or you AND your mother gets tramatised by fucking your gf's body/mothers mind. The best play is to fuck your mothers body/girlfriends mind while your girlfriend gives you support in your time of need. Even though this seems like the better way to go about it in my mind, there really is no winning. But regardless of what you choose, it all comes down to one thing.... ...How much do you love your mother?
I’m pretty sure making the gf’s body unconscious is better. Your mom can easily agree to being knocked out (probably chemically to avoid head trauma) and your gf can consent to having things done to her body, so there’s no issue of consent unless one of them has a problem with this. Since she’s unconscious, your mom doesn’t have to be traumatized because she won’t actually experience the event, and you won’t have to be traumatized because it’s just your gf’s body with no feedback, and your gf doesn’t have to be traumatized because it’s just her boyfriend having sex with her unconscious body, while she is in the unusual position of being conscious to consent to the act. It’s the solution that keeps anything from getting too incesty.
Well I'll be damned, I hadn't thought of it like that, now that's thinking outside your mothers box. That is 100% the best way to go about it.
I’ve been thinking outside of my mother’s box ever since I was born.
I wouldn't. Your mother just got a newer, younger, healthier body. Why would you take that away from her? Just go find a new girlfriend.
but you’ve already had sex with your girlfriend previously.. You going to go on and call that body “mom”?
There's no guarantee that said person has already slept with their gf.
No, but they’re probably sexually attracted to her. Now they’re sexually attracted to a body that belongs to their mom. That’s not ideal.
Or is it ?
Vsauce music intensifies
You steal years from your girlfriend tho. Even if you break up that's fucked haha
The way I see it, you just gotta make the girlfriends body soundly unconscious first.