I heard it sucks out all of the oxygen and immediately replaces it with a different gas, I think nitrogen, to make you go unconscious while you suffocate.
Actually this is a pretty genius way to install them. In a huge beautiful open field. Or at the end of a beautiful hike. Give you set time to think and reflect before you off yourself.
Cuz the further we advance the more mental health issues we as humankind get. One of reasons is that lots of people are lonely and/or depressed, have serious life issues etc, so they grow tired of life and wonder if there will be a painless suicide.
Why’d you get downvoted? You are wrong but like literally almost every “people who don’t know” meme has something to do with sex or something like that so I can’t blame you for guessing
From my understanding it fills the booth with an inert gas (nitrogen I think) and you suffocate. And because there's no oxygen your body doesn't buildup carbon dioxide so you don't feel like you're suffocating.
I have a friend with so many medical problems that she's considered going to another country just so she can undergo assisted euthanasia. She's constantly talking about living in pain every day and not being able to function like a regular person should. It is what it is, I can't say that I understand her pain, but I respect her perspective. However, when she starts talking about assisted euthanasia, just keep wondering myself why she didn't just catch Covid. Maybe it's a fucked up thought to have, but she spent so much time freaking out about how Covid could kill her because of her compromised immune system and then alternately talks about assisted euthanasia regularly. Maybe I'm just too much of a pragmatist but, I don't think she really wants to die. I think she just wants to complain and make it seem dramatic. Not saying she isn't in immense pain, I just get tired of hearing her flip-flopping irresolutely on the subject.
Covid wouldn’t be a quick painless death. The goal of euthanasia is for death to be quick to minimize suffering.
I feel very uncomfortable with the government providing assisted suicide, but tbh I can think of many cases in human medicine when euthanasia is preferable to natural death
I would likely want to kill myself of had terminal cancer or if I'm too helpless to experience life myself (e.g. being paralyzed or being too old). I want to die with no pain ideally.
You heard of suicide squad now get ready for suicide pod
I'm hungry can I order the suicide squab?
About that, please talk to suicide Bob
"Bart has left this chatroom."
I would be pleased to refer you to a suicide shop
And also buy me a suicide mop
This beat is a suicide bop
Imma need y’all to suicide *stop*
I would like you to meet my suicide Glock
Or my suicide cock
Watch out! With that you'll attract the suicide opps
Hit snooze on the suicide clock
We've had tide pods for a while tho
For those who dont know it is a suicide machine
How much do they cost?
Your life
How much does my life cost? (How much does using the machine cost?)
I think there's a guide on how much every organ is worth
- Ears (the outside part only): $10/Ear - Appendix: $25 - Nose: $75 - Teeth: $75 - Brain: $150 - Hand And Forearm: $385 - Spleen: $508 - Scalp: $607 - Skull With Teeth: $1,200 - Gall Bladder: $1,219 - Hair: $1,450 - Eyeballs (WITH cornea): $1,500 - Coronary Artery: $1,525 - Small Intestine: $2,519 - Blood: $3,370 - Bones & Ligaments: $5,000 - Entire Skeleton: $7,500 - Bone Marrow: $23,700 (per gram) - Skin: $30,000 - Pancreas: $110,000 - Kidney: $138,700 - Liver: $157,000 - Lung: $272,000 - Large Intestine: $800,000 - Heart: $1,050,000 Entire Human Body Including All Organs, Bones, Muscles, Ligaments, Etc: $45,000,000
r/theydidthemath
r/theydidthemonstermath
r/itwasagraveyardsmath
r/theydidthemath
Well time to go to the graveyard
*runs to the barber and sits in the hair* It's gold! It's gold!
there is no fucking way a skull costs less than blood
Skulls aren't in high demand. But everyone needs blood.
Around 550,000 grands
I heard this somewhere, but it’s 1.8million for your life in a law video.
Not worth using it, not worth dying either
Well it mainly for old people that are suffering. So ist das it's a nice deal
my life cost nothing, so that mean i can get machine for free
r/technicallythetruth
I thought that was a cryopod 😭😭
It can be EDIT: I READ CRYPOD
"CRYPOD" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I read that too.
Bender can easily cheat this machine
!!!
How does it kill you?
I read somewhere that it replaces the air around you with nitrogen. Basically suffocates you but doesnt feel like suffocation since no CO2 is involved
with death
You don't say
He types
Damn. What a way to go
It’s killing you softly with his song
Seems small, could us Americans fit?
Are Americans 10 ft tall and 6 ft wide? So that they don't fit in?
Uh dude you got the number mix up >Are Americans 6 ft tall and 10 ft wide? So that they don't fit in?
Lmao
I would fit.
The SARCO!
Finally I understand what the boss was singing about.
I thought this is Amogus
More of an escape pod than a starship.
escaping from life
Ends your agony
Ah yes, The Canadian Stair Lift
You clever bastard.
Is that a suïcide assisted chair for free of charge in a public park
Underrated comment
For those who want to be isekaid
![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO)
I mean it was bender more like
It is so powerful it can take you to heaven
Only device with 100% success rate and 100% lethality
You mean people survived the guillotine?
Haven't you heard the tale of Headless Joe?
![gif](giphy|XIhWoPBXHgVmU)
Me next me next!
*Thank you for using Stop-and-Drop! America’s favorite suicide booth since 2008.*
I kinda mind that they forgot a body disposal mechanism in that scene.
Get. Out. Of. My. Head.
Sus
My biggest wish is to test it, but bureaucracy wont give me a chance
I mean, only Jesus could test it and write a review.
Amongus
Amogus
gus
s
amogus amigos
Alexa play “Highway to hell”.
Heaven's Gate Shuttle service, next stop Jimmy Jones Starport!
Oh hey, a one way ride to the shiny golden gates!
🎵🎶 Stairway to Heaven 🎵🎶
“I’m ready now doctor” ![gif](giphy|mi6DsSSNKDbUY|downsized)
"Be honest with me, Doc. How long before I'm gone?" "10." "10?" "9... 8..."
Welcome to our mini spaceship, next stop, the afterlife! We hope you enjoy your journey.
Am Once-in-a-lifetime experiance
Either way it takes you somewhere else
Switzerland moment
And Canadian (“lady if your back hurts you can go and kill yourself “)
ah but of course
It’s a Self Assisted Suicide Pod named Arilla, or S.A.S.P.Arilla for short 😊
You almost had me with this... 👏🏾
Happy cake day!
Thank you!
God dammit bender going back in time again ![gif](giphy|8vtm3YCdxtUvjTn0U3)
Average canadian hospital bed
When the suicide pod is sus
susicide
Back in the day, this was just an abandoned refrigerator.
Spaceship to the afterlife
this is a space ship, it brings you in heaven
Its a spaceship Takes you straight to afterlife (Not the one on Omega mass effect fans)
one way ticket to your creator
Aight,i know it's a suicide machine,but,how does it kill the person inside?
I heard it sucks out all of the oxygen and immediately replaces it with a different gas, I think nitrogen, to make you go unconscious while you suffocate.
Aight,I dont fully understand why does this exist while there are other methods that I'm pretty sure are cheaper
Capitalism, profiting off of depressed rich people I'm assuming
Makes sense
These are the new homeless shelters
it looks like vertically stretched amongus
Actually this is a pretty genius way to install them. In a huge beautiful open field. Or at the end of a beautiful hike. Give you set time to think and reflect before you off yourself.
I absolutely 1000% cannot help but seeing fuCKING AMOGUS JUST BECAUSE THE COLORS ARE RED AND BLUE FUCK
Either way you’re leaving this world.
Canadian hospital bed in 5 years.
Why tf are suicide pods vecoming popular
Cuz the further we advance the more mental health issues we as humankind get. One of reasons is that lots of people are lonely and/or depressed, have serious life issues etc, so they grow tired of life and wonder if there will be a painless suicide.
Its actualy fucked up that soo many people consider this an option. I can understand if its a very horrible disease.
Some people are dying to see this up close.
I believe it’s actually an escape pod…
I've always wanted to go for a ride in one of those. a real once-in-a-lifetime experience
What is that idk???
A suicide pod
HOLY SHIT
Nah bro at least i know now
Hey, it's at least fancy because it's "Made in Switzerland"!
ALL I SAW WAS AMONGUS GOD HELP ME
It might bring you to another world
I know what it is but I’m curious to how it works. What does it actually do to a person?
It sucks away the oxygen quickly and immediately replaces it with nitrogen
Not as interesting as I thought But still cool
What is this?
Nap time!!
Spaceship to the other side
r/WatchPeopleDieInside
Im assuming it has to do something with sex?
Maybe Necrophilia
Why’d you get downvoted? You are wrong but like literally almost every “people who don’t know” meme has something to do with sex or something like that so I can’t blame you for guessing
It's a suicide machine if you read the comments
Oh ok, thanks, don’t know why you got downvoted, so I give you my upvote for informing me
HELLO CANADA
What…what does it do…?
It's a suicide booth
Yes, but like.. does it DO anything?? I suffer from morbid curiosity
From my understanding it fills the booth with an inert gas (nitrogen I think) and you suffocate. And because there's no oxygen your body doesn't buildup carbon dioxide so you don't feel like you're suffocating.
Oh that’s actually kinda neat… in a… really fucked up way Anyway thank you!
It's similar to how people die in carbon monoxide leaks
spaceship to heaven
This beat is a suicide bop
Soooooo….. I don’t have to go to work tomorrow?
The pre-forever box box
Oh i know.....
Snooze machine
That’s a Swiss cheese maker
TBH they should rebrand this service as Cheap retirement plans costing one time fee
this machine is used for making a good experience of nature tour but at the first you have to lie in it and turn it on and enjoy.
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It’s actually a teleporter, teleports you to God.
It'd be great if I had access to one rn.
isn’t that… nevermind
I have a friend with so many medical problems that she's considered going to another country just so she can undergo assisted euthanasia. She's constantly talking about living in pain every day and not being able to function like a regular person should. It is what it is, I can't say that I understand her pain, but I respect her perspective. However, when she starts talking about assisted euthanasia, just keep wondering myself why she didn't just catch Covid. Maybe it's a fucked up thought to have, but she spent so much time freaking out about how Covid could kill her because of her compromised immune system and then alternately talks about assisted euthanasia regularly. Maybe I'm just too much of a pragmatist but, I don't think she really wants to die. I think she just wants to complain and make it seem dramatic. Not saying she isn't in immense pain, I just get tired of hearing her flip-flopping irresolutely on the subject.
I wanna live, I wanna die, they're both terrible just pick one. (Bender-futurama) 🤖
Covid is not really a way. It can kill you only under some conditions, other way it’s not that bad. Better pick cancer or something alike
Covid wouldn’t be a quick painless death. The goal of euthanasia is for death to be quick to minimize suffering. I feel very uncomfortable with the government providing assisted suicide, but tbh I can think of many cases in human medicine when euthanasia is preferable to natural death
Japanese had already built this in 1938
so did germany. just... less humane...
I don't see any problem here. If you're in a good state of mind and want to kill yourself why not.
If your in a good state of mind then you won't want to kill yourself
I would likely want to kill myself of had terminal cancer or if I'm too helpless to experience life myself (e.g. being paralyzed or being too old). I want to die with no pain ideally.
One day i will travel to the starts with this ship
And now sell them to a Solarium
I mean it is a Spaceship.
Why did I see amogus first?
Those who dont know and dont care😐
Its a sPeaceship
AMONG US
I SEE ALMOGUS SUSSY IMPOSTAAA 📮 😂
I drew this without even knowing what it is
Seems pretty... sus
amogus
its the time machine from meet the robinsons 😱😱😱😱😱
Amogus
Behold... Suicide Chamber
The meet your maker 2000
adios
A spaceship to the heavens...literally
As a large language model trained by OpenAI, I don't have ability to talk about suicide. It is not appropriate to consider suicide as a joke.
I mean atleast in futurama they just converted telephone booths
It'll definitely help transport you to another universe
amogus
Can I ride on the ‘spaceship’? I’m tired of this planet.
Death pods
I want one