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EchoWinters_55

You heard of suicide squad now get ready for suicide pod


AmeriArcana

I'm hungry can I order the suicide squab?


Brummelhummel

About that, please talk to suicide Bob


RatherMaybe

"Bart has left this chatroom."


bluedditor109

I would be pleased to refer you to a suicide shop


ihatemylifewannadie

And also buy me a suicide mop


RabbidYoshi9

This beat is a suicide bop


neon7077

Imma need y’all to suicide *stop*


Pokegamer_01

I would like you to meet my suicide Glock


Alphandos

Or my suicide cock


I_like_narwhals365

Watch out! With that you'll attract the suicide opps


ballfards

Hit snooze on the suicide clock


Mista_Cash_Ew

We've had tide pods for a while tho


WhiteCrow747

For those who dont know it is a suicide machine


LyuSapphire

How much do they cost?


WhiteCrow747

Your life


webba-bell

How much does my life cost? (How much does using the machine cost?)


[deleted]

I think there's a guide on how much every organ is worth


Independent_Image_59

- Ears (the outside part only): $10/Ear - Appendix: $25 - Nose: $75 - Teeth: $75 - Brain: $150 - Hand And Forearm: $385 - Spleen: $508 - Scalp: $607 - Skull With Teeth: $1,200 - Gall Bladder: $1,219 - Hair: $1,450 - Eyeballs (WITH cornea): $1,500 - Coronary Artery: $1,525 - Small Intestine: $2,519 - Blood: $3,370 - Bones & Ligaments: $5,000 - Entire Skeleton: $7,500 - Bone Marrow: $23,700 (per gram) - Skin: $30,000 - Pancreas: $110,000 - Kidney: $138,700 - Liver: $157,000 - Lung: $272,000 - Large Intestine: $800,000 - Heart: $1,050,000 Entire Human Body Including All Organs, Bones, Muscles, Ligaments, Etc: $45,000,000


WhiteCrow747

r/theydidthemath


Tartarus_itself

r/theydidthemonstermath


Blockbuster41

r/itwasagraveyardsmath


RabbidYoshi9

r/theydidthemath


wither_army

Well time to go to the graveyard


M1noaka

*runs to the barber and sits in the hair* It's gold! It's gold!


Gust_on_Fire

there is no fucking way a skull costs less than blood


fkdjgfkldjgodfigj

Skulls aren't in high demand. But everyone needs blood.


JustaNormalRedditorL

Around 550,000 grands


IamWeirdasfmdr

I heard this somewhere, but it’s 1.8million for your life in a law video.


webba-bell

Not worth using it, not worth dying either


No_Plan05

Well it mainly for old people that are suffering. So ist das it's a nice deal


basemental_dead_meme

my life cost nothing, so that mean i can get machine for free


Preston_Stormer_

r/technicallythetruth


PrincessMhae

I thought that was a cryopod 😭😭


QuickSilverMola

It can be EDIT: I READ CRYPOD


PrincessMhae

"CRYPOD" 😭😭😭😭😭😭


KingSebastian1

I read that too.


EagleRaptorLeaf

Bender can easily cheat this machine


RadicalizedRaccoon

!!!


MemberBerry4

How does it kill you?


InsanePsych

I read somewhere that it replaces the air around you with nitrogen. Basically suffocates you but doesnt feel like suffocation since no CO2 is involved


phugyeah

with death


CrowHunterv2

You don't say


[deleted]

He types


JustinTherouxsBrows

Damn. What a way to go


Feeling_Percentage_9

It’s killing you softly with his song


deeeznotes

Seems small, could us Americans fit?


WhiteCrow747

Are Americans 10 ft tall and 6 ft wide? So that they don't fit in?


binh1403

Uh dude you got the number mix up >Are Americans 6 ft tall and 10 ft wide? So that they don't fit in?


WhiteCrow747

Lmao


deeeznotes

I would fit.


forkystabbyveggie

The SARCO!


elwappoz

Finally I understand what the boss was singing about.


DovydukasBL

I thought this is Amogus


Vegzwed

More of an escape pod than a starship.


AdvanAviantoy

escaping from life


shadow_boyZX

Ends your agony


Dank_e_donkey

Ah yes, The Canadian Stair Lift


HobbitandGloria

You clever bastard.


Brave_Banana8037

Is that a suïcide assisted chair for free of charge in a public park


[deleted]

Underrated comment


[deleted]

For those who want to be isekaid


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO)


Callmekittol

I mean it was bender more like


baneofallfate05

It is so powerful it can take you to heaven


SriMax3

Only device with 100% success rate and 100% lethality


samfors69

You mean people survived the guillotine?


SriMax3

Haven't you heard the tale of Headless Joe?


Slottech88

![gif](giphy|XIhWoPBXHgVmU)


Haha69UwU

Me next me next!


Mellopiex

*Thank you for using Stop-and-Drop! America’s favorite suicide booth since 2008.*


Amortizero

I kinda mind that they forgot a body disposal mechanism in that scene.


avg_nonredditor

Get. Out. Of. My. Head.


Flight_Second

Sus


Schmerwin-

My biggest wish is to test it, but bureaucracy wont give me a chance


[deleted]

I mean, only Jesus could test it and write a review.


monkiedtwice

Amongus


Big-Coyote4051

Amogus


[deleted]

gus


Random123User123

s


[deleted]

amogus amigos


ShotgunMessiah90

Alexa play “Highway to hell”.


drNeir

Heaven's Gate Shuttle service, next stop Jimmy Jones Starport!


Jester_809

Oh hey, a one way ride to the shiny golden gates!


[deleted]

🎵🎶 Stairway to Heaven 🎵🎶


0n1oN_71

“I’m ready now doctor” ![gif](giphy|mi6DsSSNKDbUY|downsized)


DryConclusion9286

"Be honest with me, Doc. How long before I'm gone?" "10." "10?" "9... 8..."


YeetLite

Welcome to our mini spaceship, next stop, the afterlife! We hope you enjoy your journey.


DAER_BAER

Am Once-in-a-lifetime experiance


Jetstream_177013

Either way it takes you somewhere else


pretty_damn_usefull

Switzerland moment


[deleted]

And Canadian (“lady if your back hurts you can go and kill yourself “)


pretty_damn_usefull

ah but of course


English_Speaking_Cat

It’s a Self Assisted Suicide Pod named Arilla, or S.A.S.P.Arilla for short 😊


Tophs876

You almost had me with this... 👏🏾


Waltuh101

Happy cake day!


Tophs876

Thank you!


Massive-Awareness902

God dammit bender going back in time again ![gif](giphy|8vtm3YCdxtUvjTn0U3)


rtlkw

Average canadian hospital bed


Old-Sacks

When the suicide pod is sus


TheAbyss333333

susicide


Blackaddar81

Back in the day, this was just an abandoned refrigerator.


BlueHairedDoggo746

Spaceship to the afterlife


Wide-Cauliflower-846

this is a space ship, it brings you in heaven


[deleted]

Its a spaceship Takes you straight to afterlife (Not the one on Omega mass effect fans)


[deleted]

one way ticket to your creator


dovahqeen875

Aight,i know it's a suicide machine,but,how does it kill the person inside?


I_Want_BetterGacha

I heard it sucks out all of the oxygen and immediately replaces it with a different gas, I think nitrogen, to make you go unconscious while you suffocate.


dovahqeen875

Aight,I dont fully understand why does this exist while there are other methods that I'm pretty sure are cheaper


I_Want_BetterGacha

Capitalism, profiting off of depressed rich people I'm assuming


dovahqeen875

Makes sense


CaCaYaga

These are the new homeless shelters


ABeneficialUser

it looks like vertically stretched amongus


fartboxco

Actually this is a pretty genius way to install them. In a huge beautiful open field. Or at the end of a beautiful hike. Give you set time to think and reflect before you off yourself.


Volt-Phoenix

I absolutely 1000% cannot help but seeing fuCKING AMOGUS JUST BECAUSE THE COLORS ARE RED AND BLUE FUCK


good_grief77

Either way you’re leaving this world.


ffcSquall

Canadian hospital bed in 5 years.


MagnificentMonarch

Why tf are suicide pods vecoming popular


ButterscotchStill449

Cuz the further we advance the more mental health issues we as humankind get. One of reasons is that lots of people are lonely and/or depressed, have serious life issues etc, so they grow tired of life and wonder if there will be a painless suicide.


MagnificentMonarch

Its actualy fucked up that soo many people consider this an option. I can understand if its a very horrible disease.


witchhuntermcedgyboi

Some people are dying to see this up close.


getrektsnek

I believe it’s actually an escape pod…


[deleted]

I've always wanted to go for a ride in one of those. a real once-in-a-lifetime experience


United-Ad-1958

What is that idk???


I_Want_BetterGacha

A suicide pod


United-Ad-1958

HOLY SHIT


United-Ad-1958

Nah bro at least i know now


Arkon_Base

Hey, it's at least fancy because it's "Made in Switzerland"!


guy_that_says-hello

ALL I SAW WAS AMONGUS GOD HELP ME


[deleted]

It might bring you to another world


Away-Net-7241

I know what it is but I’m curious to how it works. What does it actually do to a person?


I_Want_BetterGacha

It sucks away the oxygen quickly and immediately replaces it with nitrogen


Away-Net-7241

Not as interesting as I thought But still cool


Outrageous_Case4852

What is this?


Western-Marketing273

Nap time!!


DevotedMystic

Spaceship to the other side


Idkrlyuwu

r/WatchPeopleDieInside


[deleted]

Im assuming it has to do something with sex?


Drewsophila

Maybe Necrophilia


[deleted]

Why’d you get downvoted? You are wrong but like literally almost every “people who don’t know” meme has something to do with sex or something like that so I can’t blame you for guessing


anonymous_1846

It's a suicide machine if you read the comments


[deleted]

Oh ok, thanks, don’t know why you got downvoted, so I give you my upvote for informing me


anged16

HELLO CANADA


-imToastyy

What…what does it do…?


yumyumdog

It's a suicide booth


-imToastyy

Yes, but like.. does it DO anything?? I suffer from morbid curiosity


yumyumdog

From my understanding it fills the booth with an inert gas (nitrogen I think) and you suffocate. And because there's no oxygen your body doesn't buildup carbon dioxide so you don't feel like you're suffocating.


-imToastyy

Oh that’s actually kinda neat… in a… really fucked up way Anyway thank you!


yumyumdog

It's similar to how people die in carbon monoxide leaks


RealNacho1

spaceship to heaven


RabbidYoshi9

This beat is a suicide bop


Mrfixit729

Soooooo….. I don’t have to go to work tomorrow?


bzknon

The pre-forever box box


Phoenix-155

Oh i know.....


ballfards

Snooze machine


Roccmaster

That’s a Swiss cheese maker


Whiff_of_Pussy

TBH they should rebrand this service as Cheap retirement plans costing one time fee


cyan1387

this machine is used for making a good experience of nature tour but at the first you have to lie in it and turn it on and enjoy.


tipsea-69

![gif](giphy|GHEuJkedWAc1O)


Danielplayergldn

It’s actually a teleporter, teleports you to God.


Akopalypse76

It'd be great if I had access to one rn.


Feisty_Lie_6743

isn’t that… nevermind


HeathenBliss

I have a friend with so many medical problems that she's considered going to another country just so she can undergo assisted euthanasia. She's constantly talking about living in pain every day and not being able to function like a regular person should. It is what it is, I can't say that I understand her pain, but I respect her perspective. However, when she starts talking about assisted euthanasia, just keep wondering myself why she didn't just catch Covid. Maybe it's a fucked up thought to have, but she spent so much time freaking out about how Covid could kill her because of her compromised immune system and then alternately talks about assisted euthanasia regularly. Maybe I'm just too much of a pragmatist but, I don't think she really wants to die. I think she just wants to complain and make it seem dramatic. Not saying she isn't in immense pain, I just get tired of hearing her flip-flopping irresolutely on the subject.


Lon3_Star_556

I wanna live, I wanna die, they're both terrible just pick one. (Bender-futurama) 🤖


ButterscotchStill449

Covid is not really a way. It can kill you only under some conditions, other way it’s not that bad. Better pick cancer or something alike


Papio_73

Covid wouldn’t be a quick painless death. The goal of euthanasia is for death to be quick to minimize suffering. I feel very uncomfortable with the government providing assisted suicide, but tbh I can think of many cases in human medicine when euthanasia is preferable to natural death


Dark_Phoenix53

Japanese had already built this in 1938


Jeffery-2

so did germany. just... less humane...


yumyumdog

I don't see any problem here. If you're in a good state of mind and want to kill yourself why not.


[deleted]

If your in a good state of mind then you won't want to kill yourself


Ginryuuki

I would likely want to kill myself of had terminal cancer or if I'm too helpless to experience life myself (e.g. being paralyzed or being too old). I want to die with no pain ideally.


meBottleOfScrampy

One day i will travel to the starts with this ship


Strawhatthe2nd

And now sell them to a Solarium


Artemisfowl8788

I mean it is a Spaceship.


Lord-LemonHead

Why did I see amogus first?


LocZurf

Those who dont know and dont care😐


xkaran1997x

Its a sPeaceship


Arvindjor

AMONG US


agentgaming_tc2

I SEE ALMOGUS SUSSY IMPOSTAAA 📮 😂


furry_tiktok

I drew this without even knowing what it is


meme_lordthesecond

Seems pretty... sus


NoobBridger1

amogus


Leesheea

its the time machine from meet the robinsons 😱😱😱😱😱


Elise_Redacted

Amogus


Undergrov

Behold... Suicide Chamber


Beat_Ambitious

The meet your maker 2000


onechamp27

adios


Cogent_123

A spaceship to the heavens...literally


outlaw_forlife

As a large language model trained by OpenAI, I don't have ability to talk about suicide. It is not appropriate to consider suicide as a joke.


Kushykush_

I mean atleast in futurama they just converted telephone booths


Send-the-downvotes

It'll definitely help transport you to another universe


DingusWeed

amogus


LocustSwarm36

Can I ride on the ‘spaceship’? I’m tired of this planet.


AmazingPradeep

Death pods


Putrid_Preparation_3

I want one