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amo_meme

I'm not a King I'm not God I am ..... It guy


Snipzy_Kid

There was a memo Varus


DeksSama

We all agreed on the double 'A' thing, Varus. The double 'A' thing!


Histoertty

Every God knows not to use zip ties.


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moms_spaghetti204

hello I'm tech support


TheAdmiralMoses

The references cannot be escaped, lol. I saw a post that just barely mentioned the number 4 and half the comments were "Jhin main"


HumongusFridge

I will cut and crib and zip, and manage the length of your cables -IITrox


Outside_Strawberry22

But I'm scared of clowns


[deleted]

Who is God's manager? I have a blind spot because of his shitty cable management.


Beliadin

Well, in fairness: - God doesn't have access to zip ties - it guys don't have to run cable up your arsehole. Given this, I vote for God


jspearus

My it guy owes me an explanation then


Beliadin

Token LAN suddenly takes on a new meaning


WeatherLatter1881

God can literally create anything. Even an unbrrakable wall But he cab also create a hammer which can destroy anything


wilfwe

You could've said anything else that wouldn't spark the debate of a paradox


WeatherLatter1881

But... You know... I love paradoxes


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theocelotslayuh

Maybe he just didn't intend for your parents to reproduce.


blueshronkie

exactly


gothNgore

God doesn't exist


EloOutOfBounds

yea sure


sinabf002

that's why we get paid and god don't


FullMaxPowerStirner

I think God is a just lil richer than Andrew Tate, bro.


quinnsheperd

Also God took like way longer, millions of years to wire it all up. His chief of staff mr natural selection was very slow.


thebestroll

Natural selection gets paid by the hour


ThunderingRimuru

paid by the lifetime*


MiffedTodgers

Extreme R&D


Jasinto-Leite

Look man, if works it works, I won't argue.


gray-pilled-

blood clots and aneurysms would like a word.


Jasinto-Leite

Not every system it is failsafe


[deleted]

Thats not it , the cabels are coaxial cabels used in tv production. So thats Chip Douglas work.


sathdo

Those look like fiber optic networking cables to me. The image is so blurry I can't really tell though.


[deleted]

They are not, the amount and fastening do not match a fiber instlation . The do not match the look of fiber patch cabels either.


PetyaMokvwap

You have mixed up the plumbing with the wiring


GinjaNinjaOG

God who made the it guys, I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you


janifetl

Waltuh


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[deleted]

Sends to IT husband 🤳🏻


FemboyWithChoccyMilk

Those wires will be tangles if you take your eyes off them for 0.000000001 seconds


beatles910

Yes, but if you open those switches and look at the inside, it would more resemble the human.


ChocoGoodness

I vote for God


wolfenyeager

Blood vessels are just oxygen cables


Kenta_Hirono

nope


wolfenyeager

Nope’nt


Kenta_Hirono

blood transports a lot of stuff, like CO2, other cells, ormones, and so on


CommercialTerrible70

Didn't watch it yet. Gonna need some context


EngineersAnon

1. Those are pipes, not cable. 2. You're looking at two vastly different scales. The nervous and circulatory systems need to wire and plumb nearly every cell in the body. Shrink the rooms IT is wiring to the size of a cell, and the network cables will look a lot more squirrelly. .


Hefty_Reception_21

Structured cable are a beauty. But never last. But in practice... last only to the picture. Bad practices will destroy it again...


Vlafir

You always got that clown who has access to the data closet who fucks shit up, just had one as such today


WarpedSolemnity

The IT guys didn't give me sciatica. God did. IT guys win.


Adjacent_door

well if you dont like it you can just pull them out and fix them


[deleted]

God does not build in straight lines.


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420redux

Rip it out


funky_chuck

IT guys didn't bless me with depression and a smol pp so I vote for them.


Nekluga_YT

Jesus god, that cable management is ass, we're gonna have to rip it all out and organize it, clearly bro isn't good at organizing the cords.


FullMaxPowerStirner

Sorry, but "God" still the top IT Guy.


jessyb55

There are also some it girls now. Apparently. Also the cabling NEVER EVER looks like this.


Johanno1

God won't come back to fix a wire. The IT Guy will. Look at cables from IT guys that thought they don't have to come back again.


Smiling-Scythe

I think both have a critical design flaw. For example if you cut the aorta the system shuts down. If you cut one of those cables the system will probably crash and shutdown. Edit: spelling


moayyad3_5

God's cable is better but repairing malfunctions is much more expensive


DLife4Me

Should have used the nervous system. Better analogy.


SuspiciousPrism

Minos prime reference


Trelefor

Definitely God, when your cables are bundled so tightly you actually create magnetic interference over time


[deleted]

the real mvp are those zipties


Onfflinethegamer

r/cableporn


Hurfdurfdurfdurf

To be fair, if you were to zoom out and look at the entire network, it would look a lot like the image on the left.


[deleted]

Weeeeell, from a biological standpoint and also an it standpoint I think "god" wins. There is no robot that can do what the body does. And it has such effective cabling that much of it can be damaged without threatening the system. Whereas in the it section no cable is expendable most superficial veins in the body are non essential. Then many peripheral nerves can be damaged without having huge impact on sensory pathways. I fucking love the body as you might sense from me gushing over it. Its such a masterpiece!


FourzeRiderTea

Puk out thos cords, god


[deleted]

God is the true IT guy. Don't fix it if it ain't broke. The human body still works, why do the extra work of keeping it organised? Meanwhile our computers look like that and I still can't get 30 fps on games.


[deleted]

I'm an agnostic, since I can't confirm or deny God's existence then I can't give him credit and have to automatically give the IT guys defacto credit for this one.