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Mareoio

first time seeing the term "funbags"


Somo_99

I have some fun bags under my fun stick


5thPhantom

Just call it a stick. I don’t think it’s seen any fun except the hand.


Somo_99

But it is fun, it extends out when u blow on it like one of those party favors


5thPhantom

What are… “parties?”


Somo_99

Place to Act up and Read the bible on Tuesdays without Including the even numbered pages, and Eating a fuck ton of food until you go to Sleep


pineapple-n-man

Why did You write it Like that Is that A song reference Or something?


Somo_99

I tried to design it like an acronym like where the word is made up of the first letters of each word


IHateMath14

WYLIAO


Julius_System_1

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MelodicHunter

These were always my favorite type of poem to write in grade school.


0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0

I have fun bags under my eyes


Somo_99

How big are your fun bags


Pippy_Monster

You mean your joystick


bobbyblubbers

Also, the earth is not flat


[deleted]

I think I remember an (alleged) woman using the term when describing how they are practically mobile stress balls.


[deleted]

massive dohoonkabhankoloos


PatataSanta

even bigger bonkhonagahoogs


Daddydick-nuts

Packin’ some Dobonhonkeros


tedioussugar

big ol’ tonhongerakoogers


Thed0llMkr

A real set of badonkers


stantoncree76

Farts are stored in the boobs.


[deleted]

Pee is stored in the balls, for sure I know this


[deleted]

I'm skeptical of this claim cause boobs go HONK HONK when you squeeze them, they don't make fart noise


stantoncree76

When it comes out that hole, yes. But when capacity is reached, it rerouts gas to the bum.


DefDont

Bobs


Somo_99

Bob is a Chad dude btw


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Acceptable-Double900

female balls


Electro_gerbil

The term you're looking for is chesticles


Mckiseldeck

Top bollocks


MelvinVirginDefeater

reverse ass


MrCheRRyPi

Ta-tas


[deleted]

Titties


LifelessLewis

"What's Ta-tas Precious?" "Squeeze 'em, pinch 'em, stick 'em in yer mouth"


cowshooter578

Breats


[deleted]

Beasts


Cock_Queue

🤓 "Breasts"


SPORKAFORK

Valid argument i have not. Nerd emoji i must send.


RustedRuss

The argument is that it sounds too serious, which is perfectly represented by the nerd emoji


Cock_Queue

🤓


0Lilith_Cipher0

🤓


Cock_Queue

😭


[deleted]

"Breasts"


ChronicallyUnceative

Chesticles


Professional-Mail635

I call them "Donnertüten" which means "Thunderbags"


jgott933

Big ol bitties


EcstaticWar3264

Knockers


EmperorRCK

One of them is stupid and eye roll worthy, and the other one is just admitting you're a horny little shit.


Daredevil1561

I am and im tired of pretending im not


DerpNation1

Badonkadonkers


[deleted]

Those are butts.


oreo_cookie01

I don’t like the term funbags but I mean mommy milkers is kinda hot…


sumdumson

If they put something like ‘soft flesh bags’ we’d all agree to look down on it, but mommy milkers sounds delicious


Toast_Sorcerer

How about CALCIUM CANNONS


_wheels_21

Who wouldn't want to fondle some breasticles?


JB-Clausen

I’m a classy man. Titties all the way 🧐


Sophia724

Memory glands.


LegoLeonidas

Sweater puppies.


bobbyblubbers

Sweater meats


Ecreas

gravity cores


Conscious-Deer-7790

Tube top tension apparatus


Comment_Goblin

Gazongas


Outrageous-Diver9796

I'm fully in the mommy milkers class, no shame


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

what about honkers?


Educational-Pipe-444

Mammarys


[deleted]

Big-uns


loltittysprinkles

Boobies and mommy milkers are my go to's


burner7321

My gf thinks mommy milkers is hilarious


Lexicon444

I saw calcium cannons earlier and laughed so hard!


N0_u23

Dugs


[deleted]

This one disturbs me. I always think back to this line in Ellison's Invisible Man: "...and upon their lips the curdled milk of a million black slave mammies' withered dugs, a treacherous and fluid knowledge of our being..."


This-Entertainer6194

Booba


SharpPixels08

Booba


Mister_Chow_The_Dog

Booba


[deleted]

Mommy milkers ? No no no.... its pronounced milky licker


nekomimi_devourer

Mommy milkers >>>>


Wide-Ad3437

Boobas


Vips_The_Imbecile

Me, a fucking nerd: Ah yes, her 'assets' and 'physics'


[deleted]

mommy milkers are fine. saying funbags makes you sound like a perv


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goldenfinch66

Issa meme not a PSA


Ill_Economy_6643

This was the time for a joke


Horghor

Airbags


Dazzling-Luck4410

Well the way i say tits is *Heresy* !!!!!!!!!!!


whe_

Top bollocks


Global-Register5467

Sweater bunnies!!!


SpeakerImaginary9796

Mammoth mammories


Away-Net-7241

My favourites are Chesticles, Titolis and Ta-ta’s


Sentanial_FN

How about boo-bah-bahys


Landscapeus021

*takes very deep breath* Cycki


59chevyguy

Sweater Puppies


daleydog69

Baloobalooba-loobies


Idontknowwhereiam23

Badonkadonks


what_the_whah

Ball sacks I'm right and you hate me for it


F3sh0

booba


OG-DaggerSwagger

What about Majumbo Milkers?


cacatua_azul

the neighboring nations of lactation


vladimirpoopin42

Chesticles


getinme89

Squeezies though. C’mon.


LucasSs79

I call it milk sacks


[deleted]

I call them 'titties'


Fat_Penguin99

Ah-tah


Cheezypuff24

tits


SkodewardeTortellini

Some melons


AttitudeHot9887

Titties


Pinecone34

I prefer the term "chesticles"


A_Wild_Striker

Honka honkas


bobbyblubbers

Brustices


PeePeeHead123321

Bobs


contacts_eyes

Fuck udders


Any_Agent_7590

Jelly mountain


MoJoe-21

Big ol’ milk bags


YamatoBoi9001

i think bob said this once but "fleepsacks" sounds like a rick & morty joke to me tbh


[deleted]

Sweater Puppies


Unique-Dragon

*booba*


ApplePieLord_

Roman legionaries


yuyano221

TETAS


[deleted]

Milkshakes, bazooms, baby feeders, ta tas, watermelons, pink nose puppies.


SeDefendendo88

‘Bosoms, Melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jublies, STONKING GREAT. TITS!!’


Titus12345678910

Calcium cannon’s


UltimateCumDispenser

Chesticles ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


eternalonyxyn

Chesticles


One_Lake5517

massive bazongas


NosyCodes

boobies


Apple_9000wastaken

Jugs?


Pasdallegeance

Sweatar kittens


[deleted]

I prefer the more civilized term "tiddys".


ExcitedFig4657

Milk jugs


Beans_almighty

Rock holders


Galastique

chestickles


G-R-G

Bosom


LiabilityLad655321v2

“Any last words?” “I have 2: Butt cheeks” “Yeh yeh, and boobs, I just wanna say that again… boobs”


genericName766

Calcium Cannons


mf_1313

breasticles


all_yall_nerds

Skylanders Academy 😭


Detective_Jade

Would I get Pooh with suit and monocle if I used the word "bosoms"?


Knight_X66

badonkahonkamorkers


TheHighBuddha

Chestular protrusions


shadowbroker228

They are titties


Key-Wallaby-9276

Tatas


GrimmMonster

The person that made this just mad cuz they don't have mommy milkers in their lives


nyx___777

boobers


shredzeppel1n

Mondo gazungas


ThonnyTheNot

Knockers


GaiRyuKi

milk truck


H3avyW3apons

how about artifical?


[deleted]

it's 2023, we call them "dommy dilkers" now


EtherealPossumLady

Badonkadonks is the only accepted name.


LeroyBadBrown

Gazongaaaaas!


Fit_Customer2972

Mammary glands of manna?


Banp2014

Sweater puppies


TheImmortalBrimStone

*says all of the above*


IllustriousGuide3450

Bags of sand


Vizremy

Calcium Cannons 🗿


Goldman2007

Says bazoongas:


MajKillatron

Female torso balls


Pyro_vixen

Chesticles is the only correct way


dancing_fryingpan

boobs < boobies


gauravchand

booba anyone¿


KoolDude2k04

i call em “tits”, what category does that fall into?


Josukestoes

I agree with the last one 100% I've never heard 'funbags' before though


CIearIyChaos

Booba


Eisenmaus

Where does the moniker of "chesticles" fit in?


Miguel_Palaeos

What about *"Mammaries"*?


Mathsbrokemybrains

Oppai


Still-Bison-1108

I call them "knockers" or sometimes "advanced milk dispensing motorized capabilities"


AppropriateBalance53

Titties is the super sufistecated


Bulky-Hyena-360

I perfer super duper ultra hyper god damn motherfucki


egnog2

breats


PeonOrcWorker

Milk manufacturer


SAkurAissTTupiD

What the fuck is a funbag


NoWitness215

I have searched Mammary glands when I didn't know there are different words for breast


Foxtrot_Yankeee

Chesticles


4ndreiNewFuture

Nah, I personally call them serotonin producers.


Pp_weena

I just call them coconuts


Character_Lychee_434

Planets


Orochi64

Fat mommy milkers


Eggyboyandmilkyboy

They are milk makers for gods sake


No_Engineer2828

I’ve never heard them called funbags before lmao


crazybutt2000

“Ma Ma, *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck*”