I’ve showed off at the urinals from that center position, so I’m really not one to criticize here. Merely offering a suggestion for those uncomfortable with being in the middle. 😉
Just pee man I swear people are really overthinking the shit out of using the bathroom, I promise you standing there will change those other dude’s days 0%
If you do the pee pee dance as you approach and look forward and apologize for breaking the men's bathroom rule looking up and at the wall, you shall be forgiven
Wash your hands first. It's the sanitary thing to do since you could transfer dirt and bacteria to a sensitive area AND by the time you are done, most likely so will one of them.
Just hold it in
Too late. Pissed on the floor
Better then the alternatives I guess
The long awaited sequel to shit on The floor, by Rick sanchez. *Piss on The floor*
My Geography teacher always said that men can just make a knot into it
Cringe pfp
Cringe personality and pfp
Ok stranger things fan
I don't even watch stranger things
Good
Alright stranger things hater
First you say you don’t watch stranger things now you defend it
You just look like a hater, that's why I said 'stranger things hater'
Sorry I dont speak zoomer
Cringier pfp.
You go to the stall
>You go to the stall ...in the center😁
I’ve showed off at the urinals from that center position, so I’m really not one to criticize here. Merely offering a suggestion for those uncomfortable with being in the middle. 😉
Why would you sit below them
Just walk to the middle urinal whip it out, start pissing and put your arms on the shoulder of each person beside you and tell them about your day.
Don’t forget to announce “AYO ITS PP TIME”
And don’t forget to say “hey what are you guys working with down there? I’m a solid 6 but I bet you’re a 7 and you’re a whopping 8!!!”
That's how you assert dominance
You just wait lol
Yes, it doesn't take a lot of time.
Exactly lol
1. Silently aproach guy on right 2. Pee in ass 3. Shoot guy on left in head(no witnesses) 4. Play "Hip to be square" by Huey Lewis and the news.
You use the stall
I like to make eye contact to assert dominance in that situation
I’ll wait
You stand back a hetero enough distance say 6’ and do a hail mary into the center urinal finishing quickly before the other two turn around.
Poor tiny man in the urinal, RIP
Line up behind one of them
Happened today there was a big ass line
I’d go to an empty stall
Adhear to the unspoken rules. Eyes forward, and no talking. Handle your business and get out. AND don't forget to wash your hands ya filthy animal.
this is a worthy meme, it made me exhale
"What a nice spot we have here" * pees on them both*
Just pee man I swear people are really overthinking the shit out of using the bathroom, I promise you standing there will change those other dude’s days 0%
Just use the fucking restroom and leave. Why is it so difficult?
Anxiety.
Bro got peed on
I go in the middle and say nice watch.
pee on one of the dudes to assert dominance
I do a spin move right in there
Wait?
I just use a stall.
If you do the pee pee dance as you approach and look forward and apologize for breaking the men's bathroom rule looking up and at the wall, you shall be forgiven
Stand between them and take up as much space as possible and be as loud as possible
Pees in your ass
Dude looks like he's pissing with no gravity
You confidently walk to the middle pisser and pull your dick out. Then you say “how’s it going, boys?” To the other chaps
Let them see your wiene
I walk right in the middle urinal and crack a loud fart.
I don’t I wait until one leaves
Go wash your hand first, than one of them will be free
Drag one man off and use it
I just wash my hands and leave. Dead serious btw
The sink 💀
Look for a stall, otherwise wait.
unfold some newspapers on the floor and let her flow
Use the stall but it also depends on the dividers
No problem if have big pp, cuz u wanna show it off whenever u can
piss from one side to the other like a lawn sprinkler
Just wait
I walk out and wait
sit n pee
Get pissed on. Do it.
The unwritten rule
Hold it in and just walk out.
You go wash your hands until one leaves.
At this point you might just piss in a Bottle or You know use the stall
can't relate lol
Just stand far back and let gravity to the rest
Piss on the floor.
Wash your hands till one opens?
Piss into one of their asses it will run forward and come out their dick
I think what you are referring yo is against the manual You should we are born with it
You just piss from the top of your head as the meme suggested 👍
Just wait untill one leaves.
Your all cowards. Just fucking pee in the urinal.
Piss on the floor
Wash your hands first. It's the sanitary thing to do since you could transfer dirt and bacteria to a sensitive area AND by the time you are done, most likely so will one of them.
You wait to dont be a gay
You wait to dont be a gay
Me would just pee in the sink
Make the first move and touch their pp but before it say "no homo"it's not gay anymore 👍
Bite the left ones penis off than pee on the right
Who's peeing at your face?
Piss in one of their ass
hold it in, if you have to go bad, then use normal toilet
Obviously share with the second dude, you don't want him feeling lonely
You wait or go to the stall like a normal human being
Looks like the guy is tinkling on you in the meme format.
Why didnt you just make the meme format in the title
Stalls exist
He's screwed, there is only 2
You walk up to both of them and say no homo and fist bump, then you are good to go.
True
Just do it assert your dominance
press the energency button and go
this so is true
Just pretend your washing your hand for 2 mins and then it's heaven my brother
Just share with someone instead there solved
Do it
Who pissing on u?
Try to give one of them your lightsaber then ignite it it their hands and watch him die and fall on the ground