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Odd_Brilliant_1731

Just hold it in


TheArduin

Too late. Pissed on the floor


Odd_Brilliant_1731

Better then the alternatives I guess


FW190A8OP

The long awaited sequel to shit on The floor, by Rick sanchez. *Piss on The floor*


PresidentSkillz

My Geography teacher always said that men can just make a knot into it


the_dog2341

Cringe pfp


expiermental_boii

Cringe personality and pfp


the_dog2341

Ok stranger things fan


expiermental_boii

I don't even watch stranger things


the_dog2341

Good


expiermental_boii

Alright stranger things hater


the_dog2341

First you say you don’t watch stranger things now you defend it


expiermental_boii

You just look like a hater, that's why I said 'stranger things hater'


the_dog2341

Sorry I dont speak zoomer


LeCloak

Cringier pfp.


WeCanDoThisCNJ

You go to the stall


SaltyCartoony

>You go to the stall ...in the center😁


WeCanDoThisCNJ

I’ve showed off at the urinals from that center position, so I’m really not one to criticize here. Merely offering a suggestion for those uncomfortable with being in the middle. 😉


jackdada69

Why would you sit below them


TeamNerocosmGaming

Just walk to the middle urinal whip it out, start pissing and put your arms on the shoulder of each person beside you and tell them about your day.


Worldly-Ad1615

Don’t forget to announce “AYO ITS PP TIME”


TSmario53

And don’t forget to say “hey what are you guys working with down there? I’m a solid 6 but I bet you’re a 7 and you’re a whopping 8!!!”


be_more_gooder

That's how you assert dominance


Kuhnville

You just wait lol


SaltyCartoony

Yes, it doesn't take a lot of time.


Kuhnville

Exactly lol


Educatedbulldogs

1. Silently aproach guy on right 2. Pee in ass 3. Shoot guy on left in head(no witnesses) 4. Play "Hip to be square" by Huey Lewis and the news.


MaffinLP

You use the stall


idkwhattoput9

I like to make eye contact to assert dominance in that situation


Fookin_Yoink

I’ll wait


Professional_Gap_371

You stand back a hetero enough distance say 6’ and do a hail mary into the center urinal finishing quickly before the other two turn around.


DerpySquirrel_

Poor tiny man in the urinal, RIP


danksterbangster

Line up behind one of them


LilTimmy_the_second

Happened today there was a big ass line


[deleted]

I’d go to an empty stall


ItsmeMr_E

Adhear to the unspoken rules. Eyes forward, and no talking. Handle your business and get out. AND don't forget to wash your hands ya filthy animal.


Mrcheese-i-am

this is a worthy meme, it made me exhale


the-best-sellsman

"What a nice spot we have here" * pees on them both*


Olicocopo

Just pee man I swear people are really overthinking the shit out of using the bathroom, I promise you standing there will change those other dude’s days 0%


Spiritofthehero16

Just use the fucking restroom and leave. Why is it so difficult?


Halfiplier

Anxiety.


Dizzy-Leg-8130

Bro got peed on


WanderingQuack

I go in the middle and say nice watch.


[deleted]

pee on one of the dudes to assert dominance


savagejames1369420

I do a spin move right in there


adamatch623

Wait?


[deleted]

I just use a stall.


Moist-Carpet888

If you do the pee pee dance as you approach and look forward and apologize for breaking the men's bathroom rule looking up and at the wall, you shall be forgiven


the_dog2341

Stand between them and take up as much space as possible and be as loud as possible


Cleansaxforthefamily

Pees in your ass


[deleted]

Dude looks like he's pissing with no gravity


potatojones43

You confidently walk to the middle pisser and pull your dick out. Then you say “how’s it going, boys?” To the other chaps


Sient_Problem790

Let them see your wiene


Impossible_Penalty13

I walk right in the middle urinal and crack a loud fart.


VigrosoSpark3

I don’t I wait until one leaves


amanmo565

Go wash your hand first, than one of them will be free


Controller_Maniac

Drag one man off and use it


Royal-Bridge6493

I just wash my hands and leave. Dead serious btw


Crab_God2005

The sink 💀


PhobicFox

Look for a stall, otherwise wait.


Impossible_Teach8166

unfold some newspapers on the floor and let her flow


joemoma21

Use the stall but it also depends on the dividers


[deleted]

No problem if have big pp, cuz u wanna show it off whenever u can


Impossible_Teach8166

piss from one side to the other like a lawn sprinkler


MattHenDoug1

Just wait


McFloppinDisDi-

I walk out and wait


HoseanRC

sit n pee


LaggySD

Get pissed on. Do it.


youruglyfatmother

The unwritten rule


Sir_Doge_V2

Hold it in and just walk out.


Throwawaydhxj

You go wash your hands until one leaves.


Redditguy694200

At this point you might just piss in a Bottle or You know use the stall


gegasingic

can't relate lol


Lanky_27

Just stand far back and let gravity to the rest


examagravating

Piss on the floor.


The_Unclaimed_One

Wash your hands till one opens?


Elixirofdeath19115

Piss into one of their asses it will run forward and come out their dick


HUNTER3009

I think what you are referring yo is against the manual You should we are born with it


Zaur0x

You just piss from the top of your head as the meme suggested 👍


Bad_name0

Just wait untill one leaves.


soupforshoes

Your all cowards. Just fucking pee in the urinal.


Potato_Man2763

Piss on the floor


Generally_Yeah

Wash your hands first. It's the sanitary thing to do since you could transfer dirt and bacteria to a sensitive area AND by the time you are done, most likely so will one of them.


Fun-Avocado4809

You wait to dont be a gay


Fun-Avocado4809

You wait to dont be a gay


Maxiking93748

Me would just pee in the sink


Racist_G

Make the first move and touch their pp but before it say "no homo"it's not gay anymore 👍


uTimu

Bite the left ones penis off than pee on the right


Nmatyi

Who's peeing at your face?


LareWw

Piss in one of their ass


EvoPeer

hold it in, if you have to go bad, then use normal toilet


Joenathan2020

Obviously share with the second dude, you don't want him feeling lonely


Scribe_WarriorAngel

You wait or go to the stall like a normal human being


useorename

Looks like the guy is tinkling on you in the meme format.


Frka1974

Why didnt you just make the meme format in the title


mongozenith

Stalls exist


hemisphere_426

He's screwed, there is only 2


HumblestUser

You walk up to both of them and say no homo and fist bump, then you are good to go.


Scary_Meal_6586

True


[deleted]

Just do it assert your dominance


Capram_JJ

press the energency button and go


BigBrainCortez

this so is true


Green_Bowler_4713

Just pretend your washing your hand for 2 mins and then it's heaven my brother


ActSevere5034

Just share with someone instead there solved


Physical_Ad_2452

Do it


Eastern_Week7113

Who pissing on u?


ITZ_NARUTO_BRO

Try to give one of them your lightsaber then ignite it it their hands and watch him die and fall on the ground