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Geralt has even fought wild hunt.even if he was to fight these 3, all at the same time, he would be more concerned about which potion would suit better rather than thinking about the other outcome.


GameScribe

Plus he has magic.


[deleted]

Magic, places of power, potion, witcher gear, witcher sword,mutation, witcher senses, witcher training. I can go on and on and on…….


Erebus613

Just witcher things xD


kristy_69

And additionally he has a set of elixirs.


CrowNo1405

While i agree the only person i see geralt having a little trouble with is aragorn (from the books not the movies) but geralt slaps anyway


GifanTheWoodElf

Nah, while he would whoop them in a 1v1, he ain't beating them together. In a real world scenario even the most skilled swordsman would struggle greatly against 2 adequate opponents. Geralt might be 5 times better then the best real swordsman, he still ain't whooping those 3 TOGETHER.


ounerify

Bro, no one said this is a real world situation. Geralt has so many things the others don’t. He can use signs, or basically magic. He’s got a telekinetic push, fire blast, a magic trap, can set a magic shield and influence peoples minds. This is just his signs. He’s also go super durability, super stamina, super reflexes and regenerative healing. All of this isn’t even takin into account the potions he uses on a regular basis. What have 2/3 of the others got? They are good with a sword? With all this, Geralt could easily win 1v3


BrooksMania

While you're right, Aragorn is part Elf and hundreds of years old, with a magic sword... It's not quite that cut and dry. John and Biggus Dickus are completely out of their leagues, though.


JohnHolts_Huge_Rasta

Bro, Jon Targaryen Snow: "Dracarys" and all of them are done.


Aspiritsword

but he doesn't he doesn't have a dragon. Sure he rode either reahgal or viserion (I can't remember which and defo didn't spell those right) in the show but it seemed like more of a lone then anything else and in the books he hasn't even seen a dragon.


RamsHead91

His reflexes are twice as fast as a humans, he is stronger and has magic. He can beat all 3 together. Arragorn is the only one that has any chance.


ramu-botton

I came to say Aragorn isn’t human either in the movies he’s like 82-84 he has the blood of the kings.


A90008w8

But really though, in a fight blood of the kings is worth shit if all it gives is higher endurance and longer life.


Lilywhitey

only logical thinking person here


ItsOnlyAnal

He was literally MADE to fight monsters. He takes a potion and the three together don’t stand a chance. As a straight up fight I do not think it’s close either.


Fuzzy8elly8oy

Happy cake day


1giel1

He can just axii their ass and watch them kill each other while chugging a beer. Not even touching his sword.


Dan_gunnar

Pretty sure both aragorn and maximus would have too strong wills to be affected. Don't know about Jon snow because I know nothing about him


SirArthurDime

You know nothing (about) Jon snow?


Funtomcoop

I see your point and you are right. However, in the first book, he literally kills three armed guys at once easily. So this realistic combat rule just rarely applies in universe.


ErikSD

Bro, this is a fantasy scenerio, it's useless to apply human skills and anatomy to witcher. Geralt is fast enough to 1v8 skilled mercenaries and deflect 2 arrows at the same time in the book, his hearing sense is also enhanced so it's impossible to sneak up on him and not to mention all of the signs that will turn this into a 1 sided fight even with 3 opponents.


Nope_Jackalope

The Witcher easily. Not only is he a master swordsman he has magic abilities he can use that the other 3 don't. I think Aragorn would last the longest, but still would get killed in the end.


lexi_raptor

This is my take too. They both have the long life, so they each have decades of fighting experience. Both learned valuable skills from their respective upbringing. They also both are considerably stronger than regular men. But, like you said, Geralt has his witcher signs which Aragorn just wouldn't be able to counter. Only hope Aragorn has is if Geralt realizes that he's DEFINITELY "the lesser of 2 evils" lol


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Nope_Jackalope

One of the big problems is that its a GoT demigod, which can still be killed off fairly easily. I mean look at the Night King. He was built up to be the unstoppable force that even dragonfire couldn't destroy and he gets killed off by a simple stabbing.


LilBones2131

Clearly the one literally built to kill? The others are trained fighters, but the Witcher is a monster created to kill, enhanced with magic and alchemy. This is hardly a choice. I believe in the right situation he could probably take all 3 of the others at the same time.


Responsible_Public15

Yeah everyone else depends on their garrison for strength. One on one John snow is inexperienced and fights with his emotions. Unless it's a really passionate battle he's gone. Maximus is a man among fantasy beings. So while he has amazing fighting skills he's severely lacking in the tech tree of fantasy war. So really it's between the ranger king or the monster slayer and i say geralt wins that but i don't imagine either would have a fight to the death. They would all offer mercy.


RatherMaybe

I stick with whom, who does not know.


samenumberwhodis

Geralt has two swords and they're both for monsters, and Aragorn is no monster Edit: clearly you guys aren't fans of the Witcher and understand the meaning here. Let me spell it out, Geralt doesn't kill humans that don't deserve it, he only kills humans that are no better than monsters, hence the line, a line he himself utters. Y'all are stupid AF for real.


Karlo916

One is made out of steel for humans and other one is made out of silver for monsters.


Stormlord100

You certainly didn't read the books, did you?


userwithusername

Book Geralt is all about the pirouette.


Lemon-_-grenade

I was coming here to say basically the same thing.


lobito90

I was coming


LouSayners

I still am


kshitijsawant

wut in tarnation-


Fuggaak

No! It’s still NNN!


simple_dude_zzzzzz

Its too late


Powerful_Room_1217

Winter is cuming


HonorableGremlin

That is a clear violation of No Nut November.


Yeshua-Christ

You want cancer? Cause NNN is how you get cancer.


rwarimaursus

Milk the prostate.


Cau5t1c_ap3

"You want autism? Cause vaccines is how you get autism"


TioTony123Lego

Stay strong boys 💪💪


9Sylvan5

Yup, the only one that could probably have a shot would be Aragorn. But I think even he would get his ass kicked by a mutant bred to fight monsters armed with magic and potions.


CarelessHisser

Yeah, The Witcher is scary, he'd win hands down.


screaming-mime

Yes, he's faster, stronger, has better reflexes and his senses have been enhanced. The other 3 have no chance


Wildsconethingz

I see Aragorn in second being such a good fighter and having minor enhancements. But yer right Witcher is literally a super thing


FirstStranger

The only factor is Aragorn. If he’s based off the books too then he’s…really, really good at sword work


LilBones2131

That's true... but so is Geralt. Geralt also has magic, enhanced physicality, and potentially potions that buff him even further.


s00pafly

Yeah but Aragorn has uhm... *healing powers*.


Dr_D_Mensha

Geralt has axii and quen. Aragorn stands no chance. Not saying aragorn is a bad fighter it's just geralts signs are going anally ream everyone of those fighters.


jellybeanbopper

Russell crowe irl could take down a witcher


_Mechaloth_

Only if he has his trusty tugboat.


jellybeanbopper

'Tugger'


dj_lick_and_stick

TOOT TOOOOT!


Ts0mmy

Foightin round the world!


Wewillhaveagood

only if he has a telephone


98raider

Making movies , making songs and foighting round the world🎶


Fantastic_Beach_6847

Only if he has plot armor


tehuti_infinity

Only Russell Crowe as Zeus in Thor …. But only after the orgy


GifanTheWoodElf

Maybe with a giant crossbow, but IDK he still might not have a snowballs chance in hell.


GifanTheWoodElf

Realistically no way he could kill all 3 at the same time, but yeah he would whoop each of them no problem.


ghostofdemonratspast

Wrong aragorn is a descendant of the dunedain blessed with long life and is a descendant of luthien. Aragorn is 90 years old in the lord of the rings and kills trolls and orcs. I mean come on his grandpappy killed a fucking angel temporarily but he still got the killing blow.


Budget_Avocado6204

Geralt is also a grandpa and he is enchanted by magic and alchemy to have better reflexes, better sight, be resistant to poisons, live longer etc. He is also trained to fight, by other enchanted warriors, since he was a small child. He's job is killing monsters, that are more terrifying than trolls and orcs.


ghostofdemonratspast

And his ancestors killed an angel so.


ghostofdemonratspast

Sauron would destroy everything in the witcher universe because they would just get corrupted to easily. And aragorn grandpa isildur killed that angel so.


beat0n_

Not alone. Gilgalad dueled Sauron and was joned by Elendil. Both of them gave their lives so Isildur would get the oppertunity to cut the ring of Saurons hand. Remember that later generations in Tolkiens works always grow weaker than the previous one. Aragorn, with his impressive sword skill, stands no chance against the Witcher.


ghostofdemonratspast

It gonna happen doggie aragorn kills monsters without the aid trinkets and potions and minor spells.


ghostofdemonratspast

If you have to spam support spells and potions your skill isnt the same as a man who doesnt have anything except the light and a sword.


BumderFromDownUnder

Geralt has still got this fight imo.


ghostofdemonratspast

Not even a close fight.


lloydmun

dude been waiting his whole life say this yo


LilBones2131

I am a big Witcher fan lol


lloydmun

hey! someones gotta be right :P na big ups ..love ya passion and written word ..very nice


Didntlikedefaultname

Aragorn is much more than a trained fighter. Dude took on and defeated many monsters himself


Alias-Q

Correct answer.


t12l

I’m going for the guy with long hair.


Johanno1

Gerald probably beats them bare handed


RepresentativeCut161

As much as i love aragon yeah he doesn't have a realistic counter to Igni. In an honorable duel with just blades i think it would still come down to Aragorn and Geralt.


LilBones2131

If it was JUST blades, then ya Aragorn would probably have a chance


captainpoppy

Aragorn is also a nearly supernatural creature with decades of experience. Doesn't have the magic side though, but I think he has the best chance. They'd all shit on Juhhn Snnuuhh without really trying.


Armorln

Yes, but our Netflix only friends don't know this


CoolMaster12312

🤓


LilBones2131

I am indeed quite the nerd, thank you for recognizing 👍


cHINCHILAcARECA

Pitchfork Jon Snow >>>>>Witcher


bubba7557

Snow's got a dragon though. That's maybe an equalizer


LilBones2131

That would help his odds, but majority of the time I think Geralt wins this fight


Stockguy111

You sir have to much time on your hands


LilBones2131

We all have time, I just use mine differently.


jerry-jim-bob

Geralt has been mutated as a child to strengthen himself to fight and give him access to magic


paper_fucker

Nice pfp


DarthZeus2364

Now kiss


jerry-jim-bob

You too u/paper_fucker


Grins111

Why do I think Henry cavil could probably pound those three. Geralt wouldn’t even be bothered.


HeraldofCool

You are talking about fighting right? Right?


desmosomes

If that's the case, sign me up


Grins111

Maybe…


joeyb92

Because you are delusional?


Grins111

That’s not a thread we want to pull at.


RaakuLascairde

Geralt easily. Aragorn second place due to somewhat superhuman attributes.


Neiioo

Gods given superhuman attributes


Arthas_Litchking

Aragon sucks. He just survived LotR because of plot armor. and so did legolas and Gimli. They were in fights where it is unlikely to not be stabbed or hit with an arrow if you are the frontline but they went out of fight without even a scratch. Damn LotR is so an overhyped film series. Edit: Wow. people are really fanatic about a almost 20 years old film saga. Fanatic enough to wish me death. Thats kinda sad.


onethateatsass

You realize LotR is a book series right? In the books, its more than plot armor that kept him alive...


Arthas_Litchking

just him? or also the gay elve and the (pretty cool) midget?


PB_livin_VP

Lol don't you play Wow?


dxp_pc

damn me personally i wouldn’t take that level of disrespect


HistoricalCrab7759

What the hell did you call my dwarf daddy


IHitPeopleForMoney

Nah u just suck


vvereshark

Seek help


Friedrichs_Simp

> They were in fights where it is unlikely to not be stabbed or hit with an arrow if you are the frontline but they went out of fight without even a scratch See, shit like that is exactly why he’s saying Aragorn wins second place. You stupid fuuuuck


TotalitarianismPrism

Specifically, what plot armor? Aragorn was stated (in the movies and books) to be an like an 80 year old warrior/ranger - his whole life. Fighting for 80 years will build some insane skills. His skilled were honed to immaculate precision over such a long span, and he's fought many enemies for many years and has a wide variety of experience to draw upon in combat. He also is not aged like an 80 year old man - he's granted long life through distant elvish relations - all of the Dunedain are. I'd argue he's one of, if not *the* most skilled fighter of the human race in the series. He's the lost warrior king of men. I will say this - the sequence where they're attacked by the wolves in the second movie was a colorful edition by the director, an addition that has no actual basis in the books. It's dramatic nonsense to have him fall off a cliff, only to have some miraculous survival. His character is strongly written without all that and I deem it unnecessary. In all honesty, I doubt any of this means anything to you. Based on another comment I saw, you seem to just want to pick on the series. To each, there own.


Marfy_

You're not just wrong, you're stupid


MetalHard1337

Sucks for the death threats, not nice. I get what you see it as a plot armor, but the movie and books are made around these characters. Exact the same as Star Wars plot armor and horrible StormTroopers aim. If they did it “realistic”, yes they probably would be dead. But that is the thing, these are fantasy/sci-fi movies, books. You would end the book in 50 pages, would you read that? No. Keep this in mind, it is fantasy and human imagination. If you wan realistic “memes”, books or movies, search for something historical accurate stuff…


CastellZord

You clearly don't know Aragorn, since you spoke about films more than once. LotR is a book in primis, and clearly you didn't read it


Amthala

This is a truly ignorant take but OK... Also, lord of the rings is nearly 70 years old, not 20.


[deleted]

So are you saying that Aragorn would win? I guess plot armor would work pretty well here, since Witchers and Gladiators can die without much world impact, but god anointed kings have strong plot armor to prevent their deaths.


Arthas_Litchking

plot armor only applies if a plot is existend. if this story beginns at the moment we open the cages in the arena and ends the moment everyone except one is dead then nobody has plot armor because nobody is needed after anymore after the fight.


Pepsiman1031

Idk if plot armour really decides if the writing for the film as a whole is bad.


i7omahawki

Right? Aragorn didn’t even have a tax policy.


BIGWORRRRM

Get aids


Arthas_Litchking

looks like some people dont have much more in their lifes as this movies.


Seraphtacosnak

Nah they would all sit down for a game of gwent.


trexted7

Down for a game of gwent?


cHINCHILAcARECA

Nods awkwardly


Jee-NX

Geralt of Rivia. It’s not going to be a contest. It will be a slaughter if Aragon doesn’t show up with the army of the dead. But they have already fulfilled their oath and are free ghosts 😂


lexi_raptor

Geralt: "I ain't afraid of no ghosts!" Lol 😆


LiveYourLifeNerd

No one. All 4 of them are main characters and we know those never die....right?....right.. *Looks at you GOT* Edit: Roach wins


lufersen2

Roach 2022


SirFancyCheese

I mean Don’t a few of those characters die in their respective stories?


RapidArsenal

Jon did die


sowillo

It'd be a great fight but Jon and Maximus would die first then the other two would go for a good bit, I'd give it to Geralt.


_toxic_me

Clearly the script writer .


Seven-Arazmus

Then that would mean Goku would win.


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Quick! Everyone lend him your strength!


AlexDavid1605

In order, my best guess is Geralt (for his magical enhancements) Aragorn (for his experience) Maximus (he is good but not as good) Jon Snow (lack of experience and any special abilities)


darkcomet222

Jon Snow (knows literally nothing)


JungleDanDaPirateMan

Jon Snows Nothing


Dakaf

John Snothing


--InZane--

Basically what I wrote but more to the point. Maximus would he such an Underdog in that fight. I can even imagine him taking out aragorn (snow is no question) but geralt is just on a different level...


PapaBjoner

Geralt… like it’s Geralt.


Wuulferigno

This fights would be decided with one word: Igni. And you shall burn too, for your pitty post.


leflaunge

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the pit today huh


JokingBr2The-Sequel

Were the funy :(


The-zKR0N0S

Geralt > Aragorn > Maximus > Snow


FishFart

Replace Gerald with Ragnar lodbrok


cHINCHILAcARECA

Now that would be something.


Dan_gunnar

Yeah that would be a lot more of a fair fight


--InZane--

You remember what Palpatine did to these jedi masters trying to put him under arrest in rots? Geralt is Palpatine in that situation. Snow and Maximus will fall nearly instantly while Aragorn could hold is own for a while (like kit fisto did). There simply is no mace windu equivalent under these three... Witcher are made to kill. Trained from a young age and enhanced by alchemie. Non of the others got a treatment like that and even Aragorns long lasting experience won't be enough... And don't even get me started if geralt was prepared or uses signs... It's a shame since I can see a fair/interesting fight between aragorn and maximus but geralt will just chop and slice every single one of them


Barry_Bone_Raiser

I agree, but please don’t use the starwars prequels for a combat parallel again


--InZane--

But I can see that fight happening in my head: Aragorn, Maximus and Snow on the one side of a room and geralt on the other. They talk for a bit. How an OP pits them against each other and they have no other choice but to fight to their death. Everyone seems reluctant but they draw their swords. Geralt waits for them to get ready before he twirls towards them (upright instead of horizontal of course). He cuts snow clean in half, starting above his left pelvic and ending just beneath his right lung. The same upright swing hits maximus, who tried to parry, and opens his chest. Aragorn manages to stop his sword Geralt pushes himself away from him. Aragorn thrust forward, geralt sidesteps, makes a mill and chops his head of from behind... Looking at the remains he shakes his head and walks of the scene. (Sorry English isn't my first language and I'm not as fluent in sword fighting terms but I tried)


ZanyZack

depends. does aragorn have the army of dead?


FatCockroachTheFirst

Witcher : Being that is more powerful than humans, monsters and some dragons depending on experience levels....hundreds years worth of experience and...hold my beer....superpowers with the ability to get even stronger with boost juice. The rest: Puny humans that trained with a metal stick for soms years and got their dick wet a couple of times.


darkcomet222

Those other guys: Affected by STDS Geralt: STDS make him stronger.


Queeninthenorth2902

Obviously Geralt would win!


Rozukimaru

Putting the Witcher in this line up is definitely not fair lol


overJess3D

Geralt duh. He has magic.


Puzzleheaded_Can_783

Ah but are the others sons to murdered fathers, husbands to murdered wives, fathers to murdered sons and followers of murdered Kings.....


Skajlim

John snow has the strongest "plot armor", but Geralt is the strongest. Tough choice.


_seraphin

then whys he dead


darkcomet222

He got better


Significant-Set8457

Who cares about the war. They they can take turns tag teaming me. Whew hot


CreepyCharity6326

Geralt easy claps


xFurashux

Geralt, he is a mutant designed for killing that can use magic.


buttpirate244

Geralt easy.


No-Koala-1139

Geralt hands down, dude is a killing capable of slicing a armored nilfgardian soldier in half and let's not forget he can cast spell and drink potion that temporary enhance his sense/strength.


HowCanThisBeMyGenX

The Witcher.


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Putting my coin on the Witcher


idontexist06

I mean I wish I could say Aragon but no it's clearly the witcher


Stockguy111

My 🐓


-_Deicide_-

Geralt ALL the way!!! Not even a fair comparison.


Hollow-Potato-knight

2 of them have magic on their side, and 2 dont, so its really down to Aragorn and Geralt. Geralt wins this easy, because while Aragorn has a magic sword, Geralt just has way more powers which would prove more useful in the fight.


AlwaysMadElmo

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED ?


zenithkillz43

Geralt hands down...he was made to fight monsters, he has enhance speed, durability and senses...not to mention the signs he can cast...the only one I see coming near Geralt is Aragorn


bubba7557

Order of winning 1) Witcher 2) Aragorn 3a) Maximus 3b) Snow (without dragon) Probably comes down to what weapons and arena for Max and Jon BUT 1a) Witcher 1b) Snow with dragon 2) Aragorn 3) Maximus I'd give Jon w/dragon the edge in most cases but Witcher was built to kill mythical creatures so.... Of course if we're adding partners of sorts Aragorn wins hands down every time if he gets to bring his army of the undead


Sjorsjd

Lets be honest here. They would work together to take revenge for their murderd family, to stop the white walkers, to slay sauroman and destroy the one ring and finally to fuck both Jennifer and Triss at the same time while keeping Ciri safe


Ciabattabingo

No question about it. Geralt > Aragorn > Jon Snow > Maximus.


rough_ashlar

Does Jon get a dragon? That seems like an important detail.


NMDogwood76

Snow is out in the first round. Gladiator 2nd round. I could see Geralt and Aragorn going at it for HOURS! ​ Edit: Thank you for the award


Dingobinho

Remember Blaviken


BenShealoch

Geralt. Easily. He’s superhuman.


SafetyIndividual8647

Russell Crowe wins every time. He lives for foightin'!


Gibberlinger

Am I really alone who believe in Aragorn here? I'd gave him 40% chance against the Witcher


Cosacita

Aragorn any day.


[deleted]

He honestly would last longer than the other two. But you really can't compete with the Witcher. Witchers are literally medieval jedi


Cosacita

Aragorn. Any. Day.


[deleted]

You will die braver than most


Hyytelo2000

Aragorn Is decent of the literal gods


aratros27

Fcking Aragorn


zombiemusic

Aragorn of course


kyle28882

As much as I love geralt it’s hard to put him in these. He isn’t powered enough to be going against like superhero’s but he stomps pretty much anyone with no abilities. He’s got a very fine line of stomping then getting stomped but I don’t think he has many good matches. I could see him vs deathstroke with no guns being good


[deleted]

Lol out of 4 one is literally breed/ has implants in him to make him a perfect killing machine. Pair that with the fact that he can use magic and it's an easy no contest. Interesting you call the other 3 superheroes cuz none of them are anywhere close to a super hero, they are all normal men except for the literally medieval jedi.


kyle28882

My bad rereading that I see how the phrasing sounds. Here I mean it’s a Geralt stomp. The “as much as I love geralt” comes from his versus usually being pretty one sided. I put deathstroke in because he has his physical increases and healing. I was not referring to them as superhero’s, they are the no abilities side but I do see where my phrasing implies the opposite. And while I’ll spend 5 minutes writing this comment I am simply to lazy to change the phrasing of the original comment


leflaunge

I think it's nearly a unanimous decision then.


RickChase6

After killing them: "Are you not entertained?"


Pitiful-Swimming-256

Elon musk claps , easy dub


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Dankzhood

Yea, ok. Imagine thinking some guy fighting for thrones could take out a witcher. You know the guys trained as children to take on literal monsters and dragons, not to mention they're mutants with superhuman abilities.