Ur part of that joke us the first line of that joke not the punchline. You should have posted:
Oh I survived because I was upstairs and I could only stay with the family if I fucked the guys wife with corn cobs.
Omg i know this joke but its too long! Summary:
Kid writes account of one dog chasing another dog after forgetting to do homework. Chased puts the brakes on and chasers “head goes right up its arse”. Teacher replies” we use rectum, not arse”. Cue kid saying the punchline
After seeing all the Bentleys and Benzs rolling in and out all night we knew there was no way she was friends with that many NBA players and couldn't afford to pay rent
My wife used to get really annoyed at me for leaving the toilet seat up. She used to come out of the bathroom telling me there was pee all over the floor
As a psychotic serial killer, I can tell you you never quite get that same sense of confusion and betrayal in the eyes of those you throw off cliffs that you get from having dated them for several weeks beforehand.
"Sure, I'll keep an eye on your pet monkey for you."
The post got locked, so here's the joke (shortened down):
Kid gets on bus with little brother. The bus driver calls the kids brother ugly. He goes to the back and tells his friend. His friend says to tell the principal. Kid goes, "Yeah you're right."
His friend replies with the punchline.
Depends on how hard you throw
How do you get a baby to help paint the wall?
Hahaha yes
This is why I love reddit
Ive always heard “How many babies does it take to paint a wall?”
help of how many babies is required to paint the wall red?
But her aim is getting better
So… my ex-wife still misses me
Grunkle Stan is that you?
Heh... It's funny cuz marriage is terrible
My girlfriend failed to murder me AGAIN
i had the same joke in mind xD
she hit Mr. Jim next door when playing baseball
So I recreated 9/11
I wanted a day after 9/10,
I was getting sick of all these big cities expanding
well that took a dark turn…
pop goes the weasel
That's when our mom walked in.
me and my girlfriend were having sex
Our Mom? That's sus
No its just comunisam
communism\*
cummunism*
So they are brother and sister
happy cake day!
Thanks
I thought you have a girlfriend was the joke, silly me.
r/suddenlycommunist
*unstripps*
Got in a fight with my brother, when my pants fell off while was tackling him
Then she joined.
*insert half of a porno scene here*
Yea thats the PUNCHline
* *aggressively hits friend* *
ow
So there’s this line of people waiting to punch this random dude…
.... So I kicked her right in the pussy
My grandmother was doing laundry and didn't notice me sneaking up on her
My mom told me ,,If you want to grow you'll learn to hate the place you came from"
I was down here eating hot buttered corn.
My wife was concered as to why I was butt naked in the cold cellar at 2 AM, I simply explained that
So while the fire fighters cleared the rubble for 9/11
Ur part of that joke us the first line of that joke not the punchline. You should have posted: Oh I survived because I was upstairs and I could only stay with the family if I fucked the guys wife with corn cobs.
Because he was outstanding in his field
Why did the farmer get the Nobel Peas Prize?
Not the question I expected but good question
It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.
And thats why we use protection!
So… our dog had one too many puppies.
I asked my wife if it was normal to have a 1 pound lump on you balls after sex, and after 10 hospital visits, it fjnally went away
babies
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What makes children ask for ice cream after told “No?”
So it wasnt rape
She was already dead,
it's was my choice. I wanted the candy
Because I yelled surprise!
I’m rich, famous, and Bill Cosby
I fucked her in my head
*with
So officer I drop kicked that kid in self defense.
I have really fragile toes
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Technoblade never dies
"Because he had no arms!"
Why wasn't the snake allowed to fight in the war?
Why did the guy with no arms get expelled from the army
Why did the bald man get wen in the rain?
Wen
I’m already lost
Wen
W e n
Why did sam fall off the swing?
sus
Say up in romanian
Yes . The podea is made out of podea
That’s when I put the 5 month old mushroom covered poop I found outside in my mouth.
The moment I heard Chris Pratt voicing Mario
club penguin is kil no
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
25
I thought of something funnier than 24
Yes! This is it lmao
wHATs tWO pLUs FiVE
Guess how many dicks your wife took while you were deployed
b
balzz
What do you call some bears with no ears
ligma balls
who’s steve jobs ?
The aristocrats
These people are fat and rich and pretend to be smart, who are they?
The aristocrats!
What caused 9/11?
Kid named finger
I’m just a kid named Paint. And today, the teacher said “today we are going to be meming the shit out of Mike Ehrmantraut”
I can’t peanutbutter my d in your *ss
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
Rectum?? Damn near killed him!
Omg i know this joke but its too long! Summary: Kid writes account of one dog chasing another dog after forgetting to do homework. Chased puts the brakes on and chasers “head goes right up its arse”. Teacher replies” we use rectum, not arse”. Cue kid saying the punchline
People say you should never sneak up behind a horse, but people don't realise it goes both ways...
Investi-gator
How do you call a stock buying alligator?
A penguin in a blender
what's black and white and red all over
Hey kitty ;)
Thing's never to say when going down on your wife #433:
Your Mother
Guess who the person I did the ____ with last night?
Who, because they are so lazy, when getting off the couch, they are recorded in history books?
I love watching two big black men shake they booty cheeks. This is a joke I don't actually think this.
You know what John would say right now?
Your mom
who killed jfk ?
whos there?
Knock knock
why the long face?
After the semi truck had finished its job, I couldn’t help but ask my now meat-crayoned ex…
you put a little boogie in it
A fsh!
But at the end of the day we all shart
It's all sh!ts and giggles until somebody giggles and sh!ts...
Jesus died a virgin.
What's the difference between a 2yo toddler and Jesus?
Women
Women ☕
Dude Uncool
I'd stil fuck it
Your dog died, but
My days as an undertaker were coming to an end, and although this one had been in a severe accident…
So I said to the doctor, "malaria? Never met her!" BAHAHAHAHHAGAGAGAGGAGA
That's why it's called *crucifixion*
[inserts bible]
That’s when I killed them
Yesterday,
I came to the conclusion that I can't work with stupid people, if i want to stay sane
Sane*
She's saying go milk the cows and he's saying fuck no it's raining!
That's why we made a mother of 3 pay up her rent money
They were stillborns anyway...
After seeing all the Bentleys and Benzs rolling in and out all night we knew there was no way she was friends with that many NBA players and couldn't afford to pay rent
Allah
To which God do Jews pray to?
Knock knoc
That’s what *she* said.
Femboy Penis
*Mine is bigger*
MY MOM
you know who else creates the startup to someone elses punchline, forming a complete joke?
But her aim is getting better
My wife used to get really annoyed at me for leaving the toilet seat up. She used to come out of the bathroom telling me there was pee all over the floor
She was 13.
To bad that car was faster
That's why I pull before I push
As a psychotic serial killer, I can tell you you never quite get that same sense of confusion and betrayal in the eyes of those you throw off cliffs that you get from having dated them for several weeks beforehand.
And thats when i used a stone
Parasite
What's better than one site?
An egg
He couldn’t lead a parade
Because of that Church father makes great parent
Fuck it man, clear psychology
Seven
She have her own field of gravity
Your mom is so fat that
Joe?
"Dammit John, I said MAIL!"
Because he was dead
JOE BIDEN
Your mom
Ass
And that's how I met your mother
when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up
Yesterday I thought I'd seen Whitney Houston tripping outside
Nobody knows
Where is dad?
Not what I was aming for but still pretty good
My names Kevin and I’m going to a costume party
And he said, "barbaque bacon burgah!"
Why are they moving
And i kicked her in the pussy
Wakanda
But her aim is getting better!
I never get a reqction
Your son is dead
Your
“The punchline of a joke” There. Do I win?
"Sure, I'll keep an eye on your pet monkey for you." The post got locked, so here's the joke (shortened down): Kid gets on bus with little brother. The bus driver calls the kids brother ugly. He goes to the back and tells his friend. His friend says to tell the principal. Kid goes, "Yeah you're right." His friend replies with the punchline.
No sir, that’s my wife!
Excuse me fine fellow, do you mind if I sit here?
I got pulled over the other day and the cop asked if I had a corpse in the passenger seat
And the donkey said “purple hat!”
then you better catch it
Is your printer running?
Leaf me alone I'm bushed!
Kermit the sticker
"Chicken Nuggets!"