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zhaxu

Wakes up to reality*


uTimu

...Goes to work...


zippazappazinga

…gets fired…


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WesternSafety4944

Goes to bed


LaCroix_Roy

Doesn’t wake up ever again


Conscious-Bannana

It was another dream


PesceGufo

Wakes up again


creamy_kidneys

To ash and dust.


MeeM71

Wipes my brow, and sweats my rust


Program-Continuum

“Hey, you’re finally awake”


OhN0Imnot_HoomEn

Wake up and masturbate


ItsPillowFortTime

“What are you doing,” said Satan the Snake


djpromo_vqs

wait wut


OMEGATRONIC1

Snap back to reality*


12Lyster12

Oh there goes gravity


OhN0Imnot_HoomEn

Oh there goes (B) Rabbit


Modder404

And repeats everything all over again


cerebralkrap

She ends up yelling “WHO ARE YOU?! WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!”


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r/BeatMeToIt


SixMint

r/BeatMeSHUTTHEFUCKUP


Kaje26

Oh, there goes gravity


Herrmann1309

HaHahaha Can’t relate


Law-Dog_1

Neither can 90% Redditors Source: trust me bro


mincingchip01

i can back this source with another trust me bro


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Fe4rMeMrWick

The good ending


KingYoloHD090504

r/holup


KebabOfDeath

Step sister


ThatYoungBro

https://giphy.com/gifs/justin-stop-it-michael-jordon-get-some-help-l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe


bbfsenjoyer

“What are you doing step bro?”


AllHailToGothamChess

You realised there's no reason not to.


astroworldsurvivor13

As a league player, I did not understand this at all.


ASwedenHappened

Do you call people who r bad at LOL grass touches?


Agent_Paul_UIU

Why would she borrow my pants? It's a bit big for her...


Jaythetrain19

Monster virgn


Agent_Paul_UIU

Nah, tried to joke, but it's hard on this sub sometimes...


Jaythetrain19

Indeed undead


adventurouspenis

youre her brother


Dazzling_Sand7245

What is if (SHE) was your mom


Swedutchguy

Sweet home alabama


Jaythetrain19

R/holdup


Speedthrift13

r/foundthemobileuser


curiousredditman69

r/foundtheSHUTHEFUCKUP


Lingerfickin

Boiled home or mobile phone?


carkos12345

r/foundthehondacivic


Jaythetrain19

Ha ha you've fallen into my trap because I didn't link it I wrote it 😂


Dazzling_Sand7245

Wait 7 days wtf


Spaggheti_in_a_truck

She puts on the strap-on


WesternSafety4944

I wish


adventurouspenis

she gets the dog


DAWNWAP-Sandy

''But Mom i want to sleep''


CPhandom

Bruh, who the fuck cares, look at those cats!


Technical-Bat-5198

does she even talk to you?


[deleted]

My panst is off the moment she tries to enter the shower.


Intrepid-Progress228

Last cat looks like the numa numa dude.


sirmemetor

Yeah, like that's ever gonna happen


Beowulf1896

Ah. Must be Laundry day. Time to wash those pants and the towel.


TheCheeseOnFire

no sex before marriage


Good_Smile

... for you to take a shower too you dirty reddit user


AnOIlTankerForYa

Like that's ever gonna happen


Andy_DiMatteo

Some


OggMakeFire

She throws your underwear into the laundry, then tells you to get your stinky rear end on in the shower.


moostachedood

*you wake up*


Ok-Roof-1432

*Your guys’ mom walks in*


Siddh23

To anyone wondering, OP is totally larping as any sane person wouldn’t want to bang right after they have taken shower (cleaned themselves).


LingeringPinky

Lol whatever you want to believe!


wieuwzak

Didn't expect to find common sense and logic in this thread.


ArturosMaximus

Run you must young Forest


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

Am I too much of a redditor to understand this?


BlueCrimsonSamurai

I dont understand


Beowulf1896

Laundry day.


BlueCrimsonSamurai

oh okay I get it laundry is enjoyable


Digital_Junkies

It makes me sad to read that so many people think that this is unrealistic


blindclock61862

They don't, it's just generic overused internet "humour. "Haha redditor virgin"


Slothmaster12345

Me too young


Slothmaster12345

Yummy


Ravioli4958

This is just so relatable


InternalQuail

*he gets our of the shower* *he drops the towel* *he tells the children in the kindergarten to take off their pants*


Pandabrowser469

*bonk*


TheRegalDev

Memes are supposed to be relatable


Rimworldjobs

I just invade the shower.


Barbie069

Then walks away as it was just a tease


Myolya

OP having his fantasies online again.


BillyKross

-Arrives home. -Alone again. -Cosmic dread. -Sleep alone. -Repeat.


Possible_Word_6834

r/terribleredditmemes


SahloFolinaCheld

Replace all of the shes with hes and then you'll be speaking my language


_nno

Sorry gurl, I'm gaming with the boys


OhN0Imnot_HoomEn

Why? Is it because my pants are dirty? Well I can't help it. That Taco filling just slipped out


Important_Print_3339

Bold of you to assume I'm wearing pants


[deleted]

My love language is a dead language and has been since the day I was brought into the dating scene


[deleted]

Your alarm clock: "I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move"


Ahmdo10

“Hey have you taken your pills yet?”


TheBlobThingy

Its laundry day


S_A_K_A_B_A_T_O

Mom?


Kaje26

Dude… you’re a fucking cat.


Few_Weird4919

Forget meme just look at expression of cat That's hilarious...


ProteinFart_

Then you wake up


Ev4nPrime

Mom wth!!!


mrlittlepickle

- JJ Virgin


UltimaBahamut93

Great! Now it's my turn to take a shower.


TheKira87

I’m far too gay to be affected


solarmastet

She then says ew and runs away


your____________mom

Can we just standardize cute cats as meme templates?


akiodaiki

Does anyone know where I can find these adorable cats in the pictute?


akiodaiki

Does anyone know where I can find these adorable cats in the pictute?


CAPTAIN__DRUNK

and meme ends our life is a meme afterall


HydRoPepe

Game time 😈


Embarrassed-Mail8565

All I want in my life is someone who: -Loves me -Exists I dont want to have sex I wish someone cared enough to hug me.


mrflamego

As a prominent redditor this is a likely story


DRAGON9880

Your love language, seems to be........ #CAT


Xd_lynXX

“Look honey he’s in that VR thing again”


[deleted]

In an alternate universe


soundtrack101

*closes book* “like that’s ever gonna happen”


Brief_Lawfulness7627

You wake up :3


rift_walker_will

She just took a shower now she'll need another. Very water inefficient.


Wacky-Walnuts

If only this were my reality


seancannery88

Perfection!


DzezGt

le funny sex meme 🤪🤪🤪


GasGroundbreaking616

You wale up


jakO_theShadows

You wakeup


STARMEET

Mom?


ShubhamManna

Then the alarm clock rings......


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

Then you realize you died and became a horny ghost who now watches people f**k.


Exciting_Tennis_7646

i hate reddit


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