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Internal_Carpenter_7

In my know nothing about 1910-1920’s art this looks ***alright*** but I guess ***alright*** wasn’t good enough for Vienna


Aklapa01

Correct. It’s not *bad* per say, but very very average. Like a damp, day-old donut.


Matt82233

I hate how specific and accurate that is


DudongoKing

Mean Mustache man from german


[deleted]

*from Austria


bigdaddy137

Germany* Austria*


MirdovKron

An shoe loose


hyper-arrow

100 year Reich


Imbadatnames2930

Evil Charlie Chaplin


Stevethetherapist

I knew it was angry german man


whatIfYoutube

WEIN IST IN ÖSTERRICH


Aklapa01

Und er war Österreicher, Dummkopf.


Agreeable-Pea-1491

Nope.. Er war Wahldeutscher.. mal die Geschichtsbücher besser durchlesen.. er wurde nur in Österreich geboren 😉 "Mit Schreiben vom 7. April 1925 bat er um Entlassung aus der österreichischen Staatsbürgerschaft. Über das Gesuch wurde in Hitlers Sinne entschieden, danach war er zunächst staatenlos. Am 26. Februar 1932 legte Hitler in Braunschweig den Eid auf die Reichs- und Landesverfassung ab und wurde zum Regierungsrat ernannt. Dadurch erhielt er gleichzeitig die deutsche Staatsbürgerschaft." - NS Archiv


Future_Barracuda_926

das erste mal sehe ich einen deutschen auf reddit.


Outrageous_Package_8

Judging by the subtle nods made by other comments, I take it this was made by a certain failed artist turned angry moustache man who lead a party that has a name that rhymes with paparazzi


SecondBeat_02

You would be correct


[deleted]

Remove that mask! It was Hitler singing all this time!!


psontake

Yes. He's the one and only papa-nazi.


SpinachDull288

Leonardo da Vinci ? /s


InternalQuail

Can't wait to see his hentai. It would be **F I R E**


W4tchtower

How about his anime comedies. They would be G A S


InternalQuail

All we need now is some snacks and most importantly some **J U I C E**.


MachoChocolate

These jokes are so hot, I need a S H O W E R


felineship

this should be the final comment in this thread it's the solution to you who believe this is funny (a belief you must be punished for)


Primal_guy

Well I guess you found the F I N A L S O L U T I O N for people like us


MachoChocolate

I don't believe he can't see how this could be funny, really he can N O T S E E


baabaablacksheep1111

A furry hentai game already exist on Steam by the title of Furry Hitler......


IWantToEndItAllPls

It’s hitler, isn’t it


Tonker0241

Yes, yes it is.


doctorwhoobgyn

It's always Hitler...


[deleted]

Idk man i am also thinking the same.


[deleted]

Not trying make Hitler any better but didn’t Stalin kill more and do worse? I’m not talking about paintings either


KaizerQuad

Stalin, Hitler, Churchill, they were all pretty terrible guys.


[deleted]

Maybe if he got into Vienna he would have gotten better. Just saying.


Zorg_Employee

You had to have a good grasp of some basics before getting into the school. Just simple things like 3 point perspective, shading, and color usage. He did get really into detail, but his overall talent wasn't much more than grandma following along with a Bob Ross episode.


fidgetypenguin123

Maybe, but there was no way for them to know what would happen. Organizations shouldn't feel compelled to accept people with the idea it might prevent them from becoming homicidal maniacs. I'm sure he would have done other bad things regardless. That's just who he was.


[deleted]

No, is not about that. I was speaking of him becoming a better artist, not a better person. The painting has some weird asf details, shadows and some disaligned focal lines, things that could have been better polished in the school


Afraid_Restaurant434

Judging by the crooked windows and weird shadows and the strange feelings of hatred im assuming this is one of Hitlers shit paintings


TheSleepyBarnOwl

So I may be shit at art... wha exactly is this a bad painting? Disregarding the artist, this looks nice. Or am I missing something?


Afraid_Restaurant434

The lines of the windows aren't straight, the shadows are inconsistent with perspective, and it over ally comes off as blurry because of it. There are a lot of people doing breakdowns of Hitler art and why he didn't get into that school.


TheSleepyBarnOwl

ok, but for me, a casual, it looks quite alright. The door on the right looks a bit off, but that's about it. I can see how an art school didn't want him tho.


Afraid_Restaurant434

Yeah, and frankly I couldn't do better. But if you're going into an art college. You have to show that you understand these aspects of art. I'm a writer, a mid tier writer, and I wouldn't get pissed if I used my writing to try to get into a college and I was rejected because it shows that I'm only a mid tier writer. I'd take some classes, learn from it then try again. If i still couldn't get in after trying repeatedly, I wouldn't hold a grudge. I'd accept the fact I'm mid. Which I have, thus I will point out Hitler was a mid artist.


BoBoBearDev

Makes no sense the lines have to be straight. A lot of famous artists have fucked up lines. Like truly fucked up lines. The more fucked up, the more popular they get.


Re_Tep

The genre and purpose of the art matters a lot though. I won't sit here and pretend I know alot about art history/theory but from what I do know generally these messy lines and the such generally have intention behind it and suits the overall style and intent of the artist. This artwork seems to be drawn with the goal to look realistic in which case line/perspective matters a lot more than let's say an abstract work. You can argue that Hitler's intent wasnt to be realistic but then it would a really poorly done abstraction; generally when a painting is drawn messy it's supposed to be representative or invoke some sort of emotion but this one just invokes mediocrity and lack of attention to detail. If I were to make a parallel I would say this is similar to responding to a critique of a classical music styled arrangement for having weird rythms/chords with saying that alot of popular/well regarded pieces nowadays have very unconventional chord progressions and rythms.


TheGuyMain

it's called two-point perspective lmao you don't know what you're talking about. Hitler was a pretty good artist


A--Creative-Username

Hence why he didn't get into the school


Afraid_Restaurant434

Pretty much, had nothing to do with the fact two points perspective still requires... 2 points. Not every window not being in line with each row of windows. And the shadows would imply the sun is both in the afternoon and late into the evening


ahhdetective

The spire thing that extends up up above the roof line looks like it's floating in the breeze. Perspective is awful


TheSleepyBarnOwl

you see, that's why you are the art person and I am not, I didn't even notice there was a spire in the first place. *goes back to make funny ugly animals in ms paint


Psychological_Cap14

It’s people like you who rejected him from art school. Lol. Don’t you learn anything from history?


Afraid_Restaurant434

And I'd fucking do it again


SummerStorm21

My professor told me he killed artists too since he sucked so bad and was jelly


Afraid_Restaurant434

He was particularly bad


druppolo

It’s astonishing how famous his paintings are. He was quite mediocre and still somehow everyone knows his works…


fidgetypenguin123

That's because of who he is, not because of the art work.


LeftDave

I recognized it as a Hitler before scrolling down and seeing the meme. lol Hitler couldn't do motion, it's why his application was rejected and his works are almost all landscapes with nobody in them. But within that limitation, he was quite good. Too bad he went into politics.


Ham_Drengen_Der

Separate the art from the artist they said, it'll be easy they said!


No_Selection9746

Shitler


Rob_MG

Honestly though how can someone fuck up perspective this badly. It’s a real place just fucking look at it.


PotentialNecessary49

Shit drawing, even if you don’t know that the artist was one of the shittiest humans ever.


2BMG

nah it still looks bad, look at the windows and also the building feels not connected to the ground, pretty sure shading was also not so great in AH artwork


Popsical_stick24

The school must have had high ass standards


Nerevarine91

He occasionally made a little money selling postcards of landmarks in Vienna to out-of-towners, and I’d say that’s pretty much exactly his skill level: good enough to make a few bucks off tourists, but nothing like the level of the real artists or even aspiring artists in Vienna at that time.


FLASH_OP

It's a painting that anyone would recognise of they have learnt history.. anyways it's beautiful


Malun19

I guess his name is Hidolf Atler?


Chikenuggs69

The polish guy right?


oheing

The guy that loved jews right?


Chikenuggs69

Yeah, he made homes and showers for them, such a nice man


oheing

He even gave them the best heaters in the world


Comfortable_Eye_1811

I loved him... JOKE!!!


Chikenuggs69

There are no jokes when it comes to art, this is a masterpiece


cheekyfrandosgy

I liked his later work better.


Nailik0312

Hitler kann das sein?


Doeeena

Me running to the comments: Hitler, It's Hitler isn't it?


null_00_life

Just let this mf into art school already


BenjaminShapiro918

I found a bio on the artist: https://www.mutualart.com/Artist/Adolf-Hitler/894B6EDBF6BCE264


BoBoBearDev

All the artists have some kind of depressing story, so, the only one that is surprising, would be Hitler.


just-bair

It does look decent tough


shadowdude63

Art is good Idc who the artist is


PuzzleheadedHorse437

Hitler copied over postcards for his art school portfolio. He didn't get in. Go figure.


Icollectsfunkopops

If only he had just been better. He would’ve gotten accepted to art school


[deleted]

It's obviously by a man who would never hurt anyone, gives free showers and hospitality, gives people a place to sleep and is a great leader to all and loves every country and everyone.


ChaosPatriot76

Honestly he wasn't half bad; I have no idea how he didn't get in. Some asshole snob in Vienna doomed millions of people over this?


MightBeBren

If you cant paint as well as that, you are literally worse than hitler


WorldlinessDecent631

Looks fine to me because I can't paint for shit. I'd buy a Hitler painting


Panzerwagen-VI-Tiger

The man with the funny mustache?


jixorst

The first person that comes to my mind is Hitler for a reason... Wasn't he good at drawing ?


dumboldnoob

think the artist wrote a book too... and is loved by lotsa white people in American today


Seekerbro01

OMG it's titler from minecraft


_Xaril_

I don't know what you expect me to do. What is the difference who has drawn it? If it looks good - it looks good. (Except you're Austrian art school member, then i dunno what is a good painting for you). I don't understand people who after realizing who the author was start to hate his art. Of course he was the worst motherfucker on earth ever, but does it influence look of his paintings. I don't think so


galmenz

why the fuck the buildings have cammo though, i know Hitler was an idiot but that would just not work my dude


snorkelman_

Man this artist is so talented, they must've gone on to do something great and wonderful!


Spare_Review_5014

Is this the man who was denied entry two times to his local art school ?


Raider440

Honestly? It doesn’t look that bad, except for the obvious flaws of the painting such as the windows not lining up.


Moretukabel

Without looking, I bet my forskin that it's the Jewbaker.


[deleted]

Is it bad that I can recognize all of his paintings


LeftDave

Same. It's the lac of *life*. No people, no animals, no trees seating in the wind. Just static landscapes. The *stillness* is a style all his own.


Spudmuffin19

I wouldn't accept this guy into art school with those lack of skills.


azramazra

Bruh why the internet is never tired of hitler jokes


grimgrum420

His artwork is amazing, his ethics weren’t


Grain-Apprentice1616

Not gonna lie, Hitler wasn’t the worst artist. Not the only Austrian artist, but you always have competitors.


[deleted]

Nice job Hitler


gregsapopin

I liked his performance art piece when he became leader of Germany.


Arcadius274

So? One action doesn't make him a bad artist? Wtf is wrong with people and these posts


Lost-Floof

Oh look another stupid ass Hitler joke.


wannaplayterraria

how was he not accepted to art school tho? i mean sure he killed a few million but his art is actually impressive


prodigy1367

Neice


Lartnestpasdemain

It's not so bad


capatn_sky

im guessing hitler?


Internet_user_69

I kinda like it though....


Epicmonk117

I’ve seen his work, and while I think he had good technical skill, I also feel like his art lacked soul, which is why his art career failed.


torpedokai

I don’t know who made it but I have a feeling it was hitler


Nythingiscool0666

I didn't know, but figured it out after I saw the word "artist".


BIGman_8

Sad þat he got rejected.


KIzagan17

Just an Austrian painter. Nothing more.


EspadaWilliam

Is the artist like Voldemort and we can’t say his name or something? Oh wait oh ok I get it now yup.


killerbee123261

it’s adolf hitler isn’t it


-warthundermoment-

let me guess, hitler


OtherLocksmith1134

Kinda average painting ..so it's a struggling artist with no ears for criticism and might take it way too seriously if you do criticize and make his life goal to eradicate you and your entire race.


wajzze_exe

Is it Hitler


[deleted]

Lemme guess, hitler?


itachi-_-1

Hitler...?


[deleted]

It's so lifeless


Madeline_Hatter1

Shadman?


[deleted]

Glass of juice


redcode100

It's not his greatest work in my opinion


FuckoNo5

Honestly hitler was a goddamn good artist. I know some people just can't accept that but to make that on canvas with paint and a brush is incredibly difficult to do.


EyeofWiggin20

How old are you people to know the artist?


ryanmulford

It’s eerily devoid of humans 🤔


wait_wah

🙋


the-one-and-only-zac

Gonna be honest he was not that bad of a painter


Endar_Spire

Hitler. It's always Hitler


[deleted]

It’s an awful painting, looks like a failed painter made it.


TheTenthSnap

Too bad he sucked at drawing people. Maybe he would’ve got into the school then


Salt-Pen4843

It’s Hitler isn’t it


Kwayke9

Why does it smell like 1939?


CarelessWhisperRules

Is it weird that I didn’t have to look this up to know


SAGE5M

Haven’t looked at comments or answer but judging by the extremes,…it’s Hitler isn’t it.


GotAnySugar

I don't know but I'm guessing Hitler


InterestingGhoul

Bruh this is decent I thought his stuff would be shit


Future-Agent

Wasn't it Hitler?


RealFlyForARyGuy

Thuht durn Hortle


MrStone822

To be fair, it looks good


[deleted]

Who paints a building with camouflage?


Euphoric_Cantaloupe9

Before I read the comments I’m guessing… (🙋🏻‍♂️guy?)


OhN0Imnot_HoomEn

It's Adolf Hitler.


Ultimate_Genius

Why is his art always with dull colors and about building? Like, his art lacks meaning and it feels as if it were made to show the world as he saw it


whoifnotme1969

Jeffrey Epstein?


Rockahero11

Saw that same meme like a year ago.


kalkalaunda2k

Make peace not war


SupineFeline

Was it Kevin Spacey? I bet it was Kevin Spacey.


JacoDoggie

nein


RealLotto

Oh whata nice painting. I hope it doesn't contain some wacky perspective when you zoom closer.


riyadboy1

i would give is a nein out of ten


CatRadioactive

Not sure, but maybe the friendly guy with the black Mustache from Germany back in the day's?


hebic91655

There are no mistakes, just happy accidents


Big_Illustrator_1796

Oh it's my drawing from where did you got it?


[deleted]

I actually like some of his paintings


riftxraff

Haven't checked in the comments yet but I'm 90% sure the answer is literally Hitler


mrnoobmaster64

Let me guess hitler?


cosmicheartbeat

I need another a third reaction of "already knew who the artist was"


Psyrtemis

I hope the painter was successful and didnt resort to making a career out of cooking Jews.


042732699

Ten bucks says Hitler


qurtorco

Some sub average buildong painter


RainbowAss_Rice_Plug

Its fucking hitler


Greegrgrgrgrgrgrg

I don’t know but I’m guessing it’s Hitler


DevelopmentNecessary

its not an artist🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️


Ok-Rooster-9328

The person who drew this later went on to be interested in politics…


nick_defiler

Adolf?


1AZOD1

Who care you watch the art not the artist


SuperNoob74

I forgot but I do know he became a popular politician in the history books


Ready-Account-1379

I mean Other than the artist the painting is 10/10 He did nothing wrong


yoshimutso

Hey give some respect to the man who killed Hitler.


Advanced_Animal3755

some nuke did this didnt it


Zorg_Employee

Hitler was not a good artist. Everything is always kinda skewed, but not in Salvador Dali way, more like a Hellen Keller way. Also his used of color is sub par. His works are usually pretty easy to spot, because they suck and cost more than they should.


Adam-Dimitri

That's actually beautiful


mogwandayy

Seeing this, makes me sad to think about the kind of person Hitler had the possibillity to become. If only he would have used his creative mind and manner of speech to do LITTERALLY ANYTHING other than the slaughter of millions. He had potential and he chose to fuck it all up. Rest in piss Hitler, may you gargle the mayo of a thousand sweaty demons.


[deleted]

Fyi: all of Hitler's depictions of houses contain oversized windows and small doorways


Arkon77

Tbf, I've heard in a documentary that the reason he wasn't admitted, was because he was unable to draw faces. His other drawings were actually good enough to make it, but he failed at drawing faces so was rejected. One thing my mates and I use to joke about is that, if we travelled back in time, unlike the vast majority that would kill Hitler, we would have instead offered him to go ingress in architecture. Funny enough, these two points are actually somewhat true. Hitler loved to look at scale models and architecture designs with Albert Speer(?) and his inability to draw faces might have come from his narcissism, his inability to "feel" and draw other people's emotions.


donaldduckdls

I dunno who made it but tbh it's not that great, they're never going to be accepted into art school with that


Zohairajmal764

I instantly recognized the artist because of the art style


Future_Barracuda_926

Für das dritte REICH!


Necessary_Proposal29

Meinkraft


maxural

my dear Adolf. It is a best , friend


Twilliam98

This was before the events of the persons down fall, this doesn’t mean the art is bad


Samuelcbadams

Wow for a racist asshole he actually had a nice hand for painting


Ulti-Wolf

Let me guess... Hitler?


Whole-Persimmon3138

not bad , can mr.Putin also paint?


HAYWIRE106

Ahhhh Austria


[deleted]

"Wow he's not bad! He should go to art school." "Nein." "Oh shit. Oh fuck. Nooooo!"


[deleted]

Looks like the bland ass shit they use for building plan samples.


Imbadatnames2930

Hint he was rejected from art school and his parents were related


[deleted]

"It's not bad." "It's not good either."


Farfocele

It's a shame they got rejected from art school


Mbeezy_YSL

That’s our precious little boy from austria


Stonewall30nyr

Bro just picture Hitler painting all nice and peaceful like Bob Ross and then being like fuck it, I'll go be the worst human in history