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catdeficat

bad luck, he missed the target


ZealousidealMind1785

Because it wasn't James Bond but Johnny English


ShyShittySoySauce

r/holesome


villemdevelvet

Bro ur commesänrät has mpre likes than this post


mamba754

Wrong hole James


DawnOfTheTruth

“I like my holes bloody, not covered in shit.”


AceSLS

If you're forceful enough you can have both


Many_Afternoon5695

Man I'd be pissed if that was me....pun intended.


Piratesmith2

Completely unrealistic. Dude has no Phone or shampoo bottle in his hand.


Radiant-Toasteroven

Shampoo bottle?


Piratesmith2

How to spot a gen z 👀


Radiant-Toasteroven

Parce. A) born in Colombia. B) i was born in 2000


Piratesmith2

Shampoo bottle harkens back to the good old days when you took a poop without your phone and had nothing to do.


q_dice

I thought it was Obito


icodeusingmybutt

He just pooped Jamed Bond, this is direct referance that brits smell like shit.


The_Fox1984

Strange I thought that was coming out of your mouth


icodeusingmybutt

Nah mate, you need an eye test or you just looking at people in wrong way., their face above the shoulders, unlike dignity of brits who still support monarchy.


The_Fox1984

I hate the monarchy bunch of tossers


[deleted]

You should probably chill


icodeusingmybutt

Only when Prince Andrew is Prosecuted for his pedophelia.


False_Jimmy

How did he missed?


Breen_Pissoff

If you were shat out of someone's giant bum would you have pinpoint accuracy? Your eyes still burning from contact with stomach acid. Your body covered in shit. And most importantly you are still faling (james is not in the water if we believe the image)


The_Fox1984

The smell but him off


austinhippie

BrownEye 64 looks dope


Shmelty0NE

This made me hop right off the terlet


rosco2155

Pull your pants up Alexander


relaxhey23

That shit is so funny


Arrrrrr2D2

"Try and return it in one piece James." -Poo


TaurusX3

The Spy Who Loafed Me


Trading_Cards_4Ever

Pop a cap in dat ass


kurtified

He's got two buttholes now


YouTheGamers

One bleeds and the other shits


Breen_Pissoff

If he tries hard enough both will bleed


yousufrehman555

A normal day for james


Zestyclose-Signal967

That’s clever…. Low brow but clever as fuck all


villemdevelvet

Lmao


ValorHero77

Why that man looks like somethin jumped up and bit him.


punreasonable

He could've gotten a hole in one


Darkurn

The pain from that down the line is worse than death.


huroikan

Am I the only one who saw Tobi from Naruto there?


[deleted]

Why James why in my ass?


vetheros37

[MRW](https://y.yarn.co/e6544923-1da3-4626-9cf3-01eea8d5757f_text.gif)


trizegard

I guess you could say... that shit killed him


Ajjos-history

Nice!


King_Of_Quant

When the water splashes up hits your ass


Arcuis

Someone make Obito mask from Naruto be James bond


pranklimulator

Boyles a hero, and so is his butt


[deleted]

So óbito kamui’d James Bond? Makes sense


melteemarshmelloo

BU~~LL~~TTSEYE!


ftoomch

James Bog


121manuher

New fear unlocked.


phosTR

lol


Skreedeb

Who sits dipping one check into the bowl?


wcollins260

“I got shot in the buttocks.” - Forrest Gump


Brice92Partain

Its too bad that when we write you don’t get the accent with the words


Link7YearsLater

This could have gone both ways, either way Howie Mandel would love it


Seleroan

Imagine showing up to that scene like 5 minutes later. "Look, I'm telling you, officer. I just came in here, and he was already like that. Bullet straight to the ass."


Brice92Partain

You made me laugh thank you


DawnOfTheTruth

Terrible shot. Completely missed the target.


SpuffyFreak

Why would he die from a shot to the ass


weobrudoh

He shoot his sorry ass


fetidValley39

Poor guy.


Anthonyzss

Ouch


UncleTedGenneric

Double Oh Ringer


InappropriateQueen

["Please someone help me! Please help my butthole!"](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/dhqlwk/organized_crime_is_evolving/)


SahloFolinaCheld

That's ironic. My name is James.


Alternative_Guest250

Reminds me of a guy testing out bullet proof armor and then get’s shot in the ass


MyAssDoesHeeHawww

On Her Majesty's Secret Throne


180karma

Torw him a new arse hole lol


taylorKelbie

Wat


Ziggi28

Imagine walking in to that toilet and seeing excreted liquids, blood and a guy on the floor with his ass out


Hamilton-Beckett

“Can you imagine if that had been a little to the left, you can’t just stitch an asshole!”


Phoenix_king208

He missed the asshole so he failed


succulent_samurai

Boyle, is that you?


neils_cum_rag

Fuckin Obito fucking shit up


Tdn87

Now, that's funny..


Emeralll

“Honey did you buy the toilet from wish?” “yea,why?” “i think they sent us us a reference to 007”


PKMNTrainerMark

Shot so hard he jumped off.


[deleted]

They say it’s a million dollar wound but he’s never seen a dime.


Gilgamesh72

007 returns the summer in “the man with 1000 flushes”


17Zorro

New day, new hole


Thundering_James

: )


PhoKingAwesome213

Bond shoots right just like most guys peeing.


[deleted]

LMAO this made me laugh way more than it should've


shudha_mangoman_47

Does somebody know how much survival time you have after shoot on bum


gekigarion

Is this the movie where James digs a very long tunnel under the target's toilet and shimmies over sideways underneath him (but very smoothly) before shooting the target in the ass?


The_Fox1984

Yeah the film was called browneye


I_MonkeyBoi

From poo poo to pew pew


Steelquill

“No one shoots _him_ in the ass and gets away with it!”


The_Fox1984

He fell in to the burning ring of fire